"Don't come, don't come, don't come!" Whenever I hear this sentence, there will always be a big man with a lewd smile in my heart, slowly approaching the picture of a beautiful girl. The girl shouted in a desperate and helpless voice. When Dahan heard this shout, he suddenly became even more excited.

Don't think that this sentence is only heard in imagination or in TV dramas. At this time, there were many people next to me who made such a sound, but it was not a young girl who made such a sound, and it was not an exaggeration to call it a big man who picked his feet, that is, a group of boys in my big electrical class 2. And the person who is gradually approaching is not a lewd uncle, but replaced by a middle-aged man with a plump body and a gentle face, but with a small curly short hair that is the favorite of middle-aged and elderly aunts. She was our C teacher, and he was slowly walking from the top row to the middle in an unhurried manner, and it didn't take long for him to be in the row where I was.

As the teacher approached, I was also very nervous, silently muttering: "Don't come, don't come!" Don't come here! (I'm going to call someone again)!" But no matter how much I prayed, I couldn't stop the teacher's overwhelming pace until she stopped next to me, who was only a few people away from me. I was so anxious and nervous that I didn't look natural at all. I saw that the teacher was nodding his head after checking the man's things, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

The teacher got up and looked in my direction, and then walked towards me. When the teacher walked behind me, I was naturally very nervous, and then a funny thought appeared in my heart, so I silently muttered in my heart: "Break your throat, break your throat." Just when I was very nervous, the teacher walked from behind me. I was a little caught off guard, I thought it was a surprise I gave me by breaking my throat, but I didn't expect a bigger surprise to come.

After the teacher walked from behind me, I was naturally relieved, but I didn't expect the teacher to suddenly turn his head and just see my lucky expression, and then the tragedy happened. The teacher smiled and walked up to me, and then said to me, "Come, you explain your program to me!" ”

Can you understand how I felt at the time? It's like a roller coaster, with ups and downs, and finally being frightened and overwhelmed. For a while, I didn't even answer the teacher's words. The teacher thought I hadn't heard, took the stool next to me, sat down next to my computer, and spoke again in an accentuated tone.

I had no choice but to say, "Okay! Then I opened my program with trepidation.

"Let's run! Wouldn't it? The teacher said.

Then I went straight and ran my program all over again. The reason for the matter is that the teacher left a programming assignment in the first few classes for us to implement the functions in the task after class, and this program was used as an assessment of our final grades, and we were asked to take it seriously. Originally, there was nothing, but who called me a lazy cancer, and the task was delayed again and again. In addition, every time I wanted to calm down and complete my tasks, Fat Man and Yepi always dragged me to the Internet café to play games.

Seeing that it was about to be the last class of C language on the computer, I really panicked at this time. It just so happened that a buddy from my high school repeater sent me a message and wanted to cheer me up. This buddy was a god of learning when we were studying, although I was brought to class to play with the mobile phone, and during the time when we basically repeated, we either held the mobile phone or held the MP4 to spend it. As a result, people's grades are still so good, of course, my grades are passable. During the time when I re-read and mixed, I even took him to smoke and drink, and I still feel a little sorry for him when I think about it.

You said that it was a coincidence or not, at this time he happened to contact me, and I thought that I had grasped a life-saving straw, so I directly skimmed the gossip. He was also very practical, although the major is different, but C language is also compulsory, and then happily agreed to my request. Then I was so happy in my heart, it was called a pride. In order to let him complete my task as soon as possible, I also deliberately quickened the pace of our conversation, and then ended our conversation in a few clicks. At that time, I felt that the big stone in my heart was immediately put down, and I was happy to call the fat people to go to the Internet café to relax and relax my own mood.

Ay! What is the way of heaven has a cycle, when I was checked by the C language teacher for my program, I felt it deeply. I looked at the completely unfamiliar program, and I tried to click the programming button. Unexpectedly, my computer screen didn't pop up after clicking on the program. What makes me speechless is that this set of programs has not even passed the compilation level, and it just jumped out of a series of errors. I was a little caught off guard when I saw this. Maybe I trusted my buddy too much, so I didn't compile it after I got the program and left it to play. But in the end, I still blame myself, it's useless to think about it, how to get through the current level.

The teacher asked, "How is this still wrong?" It's not good! ”

As soon as I heard this, I was anxious and immediately explained: "No, I was running well before, and I have corrected all the mistakes." "I've got to make up a reason, I thought to myself. Thinking of this, my mind quickly shifted, and then I slapped the table and said to the teacher, "I know! ”

The teacher said with an unconcerned face: "No matter what the reason, just tell me about your thinking about doing this procedure, as well as the general meaning and function of the sentence!" ”

"I must have copied the wrong version, I must have been running it well! Definitely! "I didn't expect that I would also learn to die with a duck's hard mouth.

The teacher nodded symbolically, and then said, "Okay, okay, then you can tell me about it!" ”

Looking at the segment of code in front of me, time seems to stand still. I quickly skimmed through the requirements for the mission and the code that my old classmates had given me. Then I used my knowledge of C language to brainstorm.

After only a few moments of preparation, I was ready to speak: "This ...... The ...... of this The task is .....", at which point I was speechless. Thinking about the state of my previous study of this course, and the fact that when I analyzed this code, I felt that they all knew me, but I didn't. Well, I'll admit, I don't understand the code in front of me at all, and if I go on and on, it's not the same in the end.

I made a decision, died generously, and calmly said to the teacher: "Teacher, I won't!" ”

I thought the teacher would ask me a few questions about the matter right away, or give me a good education. But the teacher still said with such a blank face: "Well, okay. ”

Perhaps teachers have encountered many such things in their previous teaching careers, and they are no longer surprised by this kind of thing, let alone this university. The teacher took out his roster and said to me, "What's your name and which class are you from?" ”

I had no choice but to tell the truth about my information, and after the teacher found my name on the roster, he took out a pen and ruthlessly typed a D- next to my name.

Looking at this bright red sign, I felt my heart tingle fiercely. But the man who hurt me didn't say a word, turned around and threw himself at the other person's side. The invisible wound is the most deadly! I myself have become conscious, and getting such a level means that I have failed the course ahead of schedule. really responded to that sentence, what is called dying before leaving the school.

After class, I returned to my dormitory, still feeling a little depressed, so I took my mobile phone and wallet, and walked straight to the famous blog Internet café.

Embarrassed stubble, greasy face, unkempt hair, and two dull eyes, this is who I was in the eyes of Lu at this time. Lu Ruffian looked at me a little wrong, and asked in a concerned tone, "Zhuang'er, what's wrong with you?" ”

I don't know if I heard Lu Yu at the time, but I didn't have any response to Lu Lu anyway. Lu Ruffian bent his head and looked underground, and found that only Lan Ruffian and Wang Ya Ruffie were below. So he said to Lan Ruffian: "Lan Ruffian, look at what is going on with Zhuang'er, he is in a state of malaise, something is wrong." ”

Lan Yu put down the mobile phone in his hand, looked in the direction of my bed, looked at it carefully, and guessed, "Hey, something is really wrong!" Luruffian, is something wrong with Ah Piao? ”

Lu Ruffian nodded and said, "I look like it!" What do you say could be? ”

Lan Yu seemed to think for a while and said, "Is Ah Piao out of love?" ”

"Broken Love!" Suddenly, a loud sound came out of Wang Yayu's mouth. When Wang Yayu heard this, what she didn't expect at first was to comfort me, but instead stood in the middle and asked me, "Brother Piao! Are you really out of love? Tell us about it! ”

I had already heard their conversation, and listening to Wang Yayu's gloating attitude, I immediately wanted to scold him a few words, and by the way, relieve my anger a little. At this time, the righteous Lu ruffian stood up first and scolded for me: "Wang Yacheng, you say you are cheap!" Everyone else is out of love, and you're still laughing there. I really don't know what to say about you. ”

Lu Yu is really the most upright man in our bedroom, and my heart warms when I hear Lu Yu's words. Wang Yayu was also scolded by Lu and smiled bitterly. Looking at these people, I was about to give them a bombshell, so I sighed vigorously and said, "Hey! That's right! ”

Suddenly I heard my voice, the three people in the dormitory had their own ideas, Lu Yu still said with concern: "What's right, Zhuang'er, what happened." ”

Putting aside Lu's kindness, I instantly said in a melancholy tone: "Lu, don't talk about Yacheng." Yacheng is not bad, he doesn't hide anything, and he says whatever he thinks. On the contrary... Ay! ”

I don't know if my words are considered a killing, and I don't know if Wang Yayu heard it or not, he just changed his attitude and asked, "Brother Piao, what Lan Yu said is not wrong?" Are you really out of love? ”

I shook my head and said, "Yesterday I was injured by a woman, and this incident hit me hard! ”

On the one hand, Lan Yu thought that he had guessed correctly, on the one hand, he wanted to dig deeper, and on the other hand, he wanted to comfort me, so he said: "Ah Piao, is it really a broken love, yesterday's incident?" How are you? ”

"It happened yesterday, hey! Blame yourself. Who said that he didn't listen to her carefully, and he tricked her with a little cleverness! I continued to say in a sad tone. But I'm right, the C language teacher assigned the task, we took it seriously, and we were clever enough to ask my buddy to write it for me. In the end, the teacher ruthlessly gave me a D-, which hurt me deeply.

But in the consciousness of Wang Yacheng and the other two people, it was not like this, Lu Yu kept comforting me and said: "Don't be sad, there is no grass at the end of the world!" ”

Wang Yayu restrained the smile on his face and asked with concern, "When did you two do it?" Why haven't you heard of it? Which class? ”

Everyone has a heart of gossip, it's just a matter of degree. In order to mislead them even more, I carefully sorted out the wording, and then said: "That is, the first semester of my freshman year, from the first time I saw her, I knew that I was destined to leave her footprints in my life. ”

Lan Ruffian asked, "Who is it?" Which class? At this time, Lan Ruffian's mind was completely occupied by gossip.

I continued, "She's not in the same class as us, and she's not in the same class as us." ”

Under my deliberate guidance, they firmly believed in the fact that I had a girlfriend and was dumped by this current girlfriend, and the news was like a bomb, but it was exactly what I wanted. So these two people frantically began to ask me all about this woman, and I didn't listen to what they asked.

I don't know how many questions I asked, but the sound of Ye Ruffian and the fat man talking suddenly sounded outside the door, accompanied by a sweet smile. When they entered the door, they were still grinning at each other, and everyone in the dormitory was looking at them. The two realized that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the dormitory. So the fat man asked, "What are you doing?" None of them look right! ”

The first to pick up the fat man's words was Wang Yayu, because at this time he couldn't hold back the strong sense of gossip in his heart, so he stood up and said to the fat man: "Fat man, fat man! Big thing happened to Brother Piao! ”

The fat man and Ye Ruffian were full of questions, and the fat man asked, "What's wrong with Brother Piao?" ”

Lan Ruffian hurriedly replied: "Ah Piao has fallen out of love!" Hurry up and persuade Ah Piao! ”

When the fat man and Ye Ruffian heard this, they were like a bombshell, and asked in surprise: "What! Lovelorn! ”

"Lovelorn! When did it happen? ”

"yes, how long has it been."

Wang Yayu couldn't wait to say: "Just today, the other party is still a senior sister!" ”

Ye Ruffian asked in shock: "Dig a slot!" How have I never heard of it before! As soon as he finished speaking, he hurriedly ran to the side of my bed, hoping to confirm the truth of what Wang Yayu and Lan Yu said from my mouth. Ye Ruffian asked, "Brother Piao, is what they said true?" ”

Fooling Wang Ya and Lan Ruffian, and bringing Lu Ruffian with me by the way has already consumed most of my energy, and I don't plan to continue to make up Ye Ruffian and Fat Man. Here I decided to make a big reversal, and then take the opportunity to mock Wang Yapeng and Lan Yu, the pair of gossip princes. So I also pretended to be puzzled and said, "What a love!" Who is out of love! I didn't fall out of love! ”

Seeing the 180-degree change in my attitude, Lan Yu and Wang Yayu didn't expect such a thing to happen at all, and they were stunned at first. During their time in Leng, Ye Yu and the fat man didn't know what to do, so the fat man asked: "What the hell is going on, I'm a little confused." ”

Lan Yu hurriedly began to explain: "Just now we found out that Ah Piao was not in good spirits, so we asked Ah Piao what happened, and Ah Piao told us that he fell out of love!" ”

Wang Yacheng also began to echo and said: "Yes, I also asked in detail, it must be like this." ”

I accentuated my tone and said, "Who said it was a broken love!" I certainly didn't say that! ”

Lan Ruffian and Wang Ya Yu were convinced that I must have told them about the broken love just now, so their attitude towards me changed to anger, and then they began to question me, Lan Yu said: "Ah Piao, just now when Wang Ya Yu asked you if you were out of love, you also said that you were hurt by a woman today!" Did you say that! ”

Seeing Lan Yu like this, I thought to myself: You asked me if I was out of love, did I directly answer that I was out of love, it was because you understood it wrong, and you blamed me. So I replied, "Yes, that's what I said!" I only said that I was hurt by a woman," I had barely said the first half of the sentence, and the ruffian began to follow my words. 、

Lan Ruffian said, "That's right! You admit it to yourself. He also told me that it wasn't from our class, and it wasn't from the same class, and it looked a little mature. Why don't you admit it now! I, Wang Yayu and Lu ruffian, are both listening clearly! ”

Wang Yayu also echoed affirmatively, and the fat man seemed to understand something and said, "Hurt by a woman?" And a little mature! Trenching"

I nodded and said, "Yes, you're all right, but when did I say I was out of love!" I was hurt by a woman today.,That woman is our C language teacher.,As for maturity.,It's so mature.,That's right! ”

Lan Ruffian and Wang Ya Ruffian, plus the person who had just come back, looked suspicious, but Lu Ruffian, who had not spoken for a long time, began to laugh. I guessed that Luppy already knew I was teasing them, but I didn't expect things to turn out as I planned.

As soon as I finished saying that, and was about to taunt the two of them, I didn't expect Wang Yayu to say in a surprising voice: "C language teacher, Brother Piao, you are really too heavy!" I didn't expect the C language teacher to be your dish! ”

The dorm room blew up, and things went in a bad way instead of what I expected. As soon as I saw that the signs were wrong, I hurriedly began to explain, but these people didn't know whether they were really stupid or pretending to be stupid, and then they began to talk fiercely on the grounds of what Wang Yayu said. No matter how I screamed, I was still unmoved, which made me speechless.

I guess Lu didn't guess that things would develop like this, so he looked at me directly, and I could only look at him helplessly. I really didn't have much to do but let them discuss it. After a while, the momentum of their discussion tended to wane, and I explained: "You said that you, a C language teacher also made your blood rush, it seems that you have long coveted other people's C language teachers." ”

Then I said, "I just said that when I was in computer class yesterday, I was spot-checked by the C language teacher. It's nothing.,I didn't expect to end up with a D-.,It looks like I'm going to hang up this year's C language! ”

Speaking of hanging a department, Ye Ruffian seemed to remember something, so he said: "Isn't it just a department, it's not a big deal." You know that the gang of people who have been in their senior year recently are not going to graduate? So our radio agency did some interviews with these people. Asked them what was their biggest regret during their four years at university? Guess how they answered!"

I casually said, "Isn't it the most regrettable thing to fail!"

Ye Yu smiled when he heard it and said, "It's really true, one of the things they regret the most is the failure of the course." They said that the thing they regretted the most was that they didn't fall in love in college, but the woman who said these things looked good, so there was no need to say more. Some people also say that the grades are neither good nor bad, and they have neither won a scholarship nor failed a course. ”

"The kid who said this is pretending to be coerced!" The fat man said.

"Who knows if it's true!" Ye Yu immediately answered.

You probably are also thinking about who regrets not failing the course, that person must have ulterior motives. It's a pity how innocent I was at that time, I really believed it when I heard them say this, thinking that it is normal for universities to hang up courses, and is it complete for universities that have not been hung up? It was with this in mind that I succeeded in hanging up my C language at the end of this semester...... A complex variable function is also given free of charge.

Well, I admit that I didn't learn it well, and I wasn't fully prepared for the review. But with my C language, I can't get even. You say, although I got a very low score in the spot check, but fortunately, the final grade was not based on this spot check at all, and I did not skip a C language class. I can still see some hope, so in order to pass this course, I quickly reviewed the C language course, and also bought the C language materials in the print store. As a result, I did very well during the exam, and I also helped the person in front of me complete the assist. However, when I found out the results, I was glorious. But what makes me very indignant is that in the case of me hanging, Pang Jian, who copied my answers, actually passed by, forgive me for the big swear words I want to soar at the moment!

The result is already something that cannot be changed, but thinking about what others said in the previous interview with Ye Yu, my heart still eased up after a period of entanglement. Look at the other people in our bedroom, the two babies have all passed, Lan ruffian has hung two doors, Lu ruffian has hung three doors, Ye ruffian has hung three doors, Wang Ya ruffian has hung two doors, and fat man has hung four doors! I thought that they probably believed what I believed, hey, they are good brothers, and even the department is hanging together, this friendship is really beyond words. (Actually, it's all to blame yourself for overplaying, you don't hang who hangs!) ）

So in the next semester, except for the second child, we all embarked on a journey of rebuilding. After the start of the sophomore year, there were more courses, which was a lot more tiring than the previous freshman year, plus the courses we retake, the week's class schedule was full! At this time, I would like to thank the juniors and freshmen for operating in the elective courses, so that we did not make matters worse.

Although the homework in the sophomore year was heavy, we finally completed the course and retook it smoothly, and we must have skipped a few classes or maybe a dozen classes during the period. But at the end of the semester, I was dumbfounded when I saw my exam schedule, what a probability this is, my C retake and complex function retake exams were scheduled in the same class on the same day. Do you know what powerlessness is? I was muttering to myself, is it because the school didn't see me once and wanted to surprise me again?

Tucao can't change my current situation at all, and the problem I'm facing now is to choose one of these two courses to hang up, and I still need to think about which one to hang up.

"My life is up to me!" When I was in trouble, I heard a dialogue from Wang Yacheng's computer, which was like a hammer, and it hit my mind deeply. It's really up to me to die, why should I choose to hang a course, why can't I pass both. Thinking of this, I secretly made up my mind to ---- not only did I have to pass two exams, but also passed!

So for the next two days, I was fascinated by the two courses, and as for the level of madness, it was the only one in my four years of college. I refused the request of anyone in the dormitory to go online, and even asked the second baby to bring me back the meal, so it can be said that I forgot to eat and sleep.

Finally, on the day of the exam, I took my student ID and a pen, twisted a 300 yuan watch I bought last year, looked at the time, and immediately went to the battlefield.

The situation of the exam is still the same as before, but there is less Pang Jian in front of me, and there is also less energy that I have specifically separated. The first course I chose was the C exam, after all, C rarely involves mathematical operations, which can buy me time to spend in the second half of the complex transformation. When I got the papers, I started my performance without stopping.

During this time, I remember that my pen never stopped, and when I was working on the previous question, I started thinking about the answer to the next question in the second half of the time. As for the big questions that I didn't have a clue about, I just skipped them, so I did this set of questions very quickly. When I finished writing the last question, I looked at the time and found that it was only about 28 minutes! Overjoyed, I had underestimated the time I had taken to do the questions. So I directly handed the completed test paper to the teacher, and the teacher just asked, "Just answered?" ”

I nodded, and raced to the second exam. Seeing that I was out of breath, the invigilator of the second exam asked, "I overslept and only remembered the exam now?" I don't think you're taking this exam to heart at all! ”

I didn't want to argue with the teacher because I knew the outcome would be the same, so I vaguely said, "Mmmmmmmm Remember to remember! ”

The teacher looked at me and said, "Don't do that next time, go to your seat and start the exam!" ”

And next time? Doesn't that torture me to death? With a wry smile, I hurried over to my seat, ready to begin my complex exam. At this moment, a familiar figure appeared in front of me, and this person seemed to look at me with tears of emotion. I saw that it was Shoucheng, and before I could get closer, Shoucheng gestured to me, I nodded in response, and then Shoucheng looked at me with a grateful expression.

It's clear that I'm not alone in my upcoming exams! So I sat down and started my exam. Continuing the state of the C language exam, I began to write hard. Originally, I was a little worried, but after doing the questions on this test paper, I was completely relieved. Thanks to the previous forgetting to sleep and food, and thanks to the kindness of the teacher, Tian Shoucheng also thanks to me, I finally finished the test paper about fifteen minutes before the exam. I also exchanged the scratch paper with Shoucheng with the dense answers in my hand, and then handed in my test paper in advance with a sense of pride!

It's really up to me! When I think of that situation today, I am reminded of what Wang Deshun said: "Don't say it's too late, you have to be cautious, this may be your excuse to retreat!" In other words: don't give up at will, because you don't know if you stick to it and whether it will create a miracle! Anyway, if you can't stick to it, you can't see it, and the results of the exam also prove this point of view, and I have no doubt that I have delivered a satisfactory answer to myself.

This failure can be regarded as adding a different color to my college experience, but I am afraid that I will not want to have a second time in the future. So after that, I never failed a course again, and C language and complex became my only two courses. And the rest of the people in the dormitory are still working hard for what they call a complete university. I'm sure they must be happy for the perfect university they've been experiencing, especially Lu and Fat, they must have experienced it to the extreme, after all, they almost repeated a grade! Hahahaha~~~