One day when I was walking on the road, I didn't know how to play tricks on someone, but I didn't have a specific candidate, and I didn't think of any specific way, only that I suddenly had that idea. So I took out my phone, checked the address book inside, and flipped through it casually, and found the target I wanted to play tricks on this time.

When I see the name, I smile and an idea pops into my head. So I dialed the phone with my other card, and after two beeps, I remembered the other person's voice on the phone. I heard the other person say, "Hello, who are you?" ”

I made a special mention of my vocal cords, and then said in Mandarin with local characteristics: "Hello, are you Ye Yuxiao?" ”

Ye Yu was a little curious in the face of the stranger who accurately said his name, so he asked in a tentative tone: "Yes, I am Ye Yuxiao, what is the matter with me?" ”

Things were developing in the way I expected, so I continued: "Hello classmates, we are your fellow villagers in Chongqing, and in your freshman year, we organized a Chongqing hometown association for your freshmen! At the end of the meeting, we also left each other's phone calls. ”

Ye Yu was probably thinking at this time: Fellow Townsmen? What phone, I remember that none of the phones I left were deleted, why is there no remarks on this phone? Maybe some people forgot to remember! It's been so long, who still remembers who's who, is there something to call now?

So Ye Ruffian then asked: "Mmmmmmmm You're that senior, right? What do you have to do with us? ”

I smiled evilly, misunderstood Ye Ruffian's vague acceptance words, and I thought to myself: Ye Ruffian probably believes it to be true, and I have accepted my own ability to live blindly. However, misunderstanding is not affected by the rest of the conversation.

I continued, "En! There is nothing important, that is, you are also a sophomore this year, and the new batch of juniors and sisters have already enrolled. So our former seniors wanted us to find a few sophomores to organize. ”

Ye Ruffian already understood the meaning of my phone call, and kept talking about it, listening to this voice, I continued: "I recalled the situation of our hometown association before, and I was particularly impressed by a few of your freshmen. Especially you Ye Yuxiao! In the whole hometown association, you are the most lively! ”

The phone was already happy, Ye Yu said: "Mmmmmm, it's not too lively, senior, I just said a bunch of it in front of my fellow countrymen!" ”

is still modest, I will continue to praise you, so I continued: "Don't be modest, you see that you only participated in the hometown meeting once, and you made those Chongqing girls happy, I was embarrassed, and chased after me to ask you for your phone number!" ”

Ye Yu was both happy and puzzled when he heard this: Ask for my phone number? Why didn't I get those girls' phone numbers since? So Ye Yu happily denied: "Senior, don't make fun of me!" Otherwise, those girls are joking, and the seniors won't make fun of me! ”

Considering that Ye Ruffian was really going to heaven no matter how much he praised Ye Ruffian to the sky, I immediately changed my tone and became serious and said, "Don't talk about those things anymore, but I do have something to do with you today!" ”

As soon as Ye Ruffian heard that I became serious, he also reined in and said, "What's the matter?" Shouldn't I organize this year's freshman reunion? ”

Without much thought, I said, "yes, how do you know?" ”

Ye Yu said: "Senior, didn't you just say it? ”

I have this memory! I forgot what I said before in a blink of an eye, it seems that I am really not rigorous enough! But in other words, Ye Ruffian, this kid is quite serious when he listens to people, it seems that I can't fool him as a fat man, so I had to pretend to say: "My memory!" But now that you know it! So what do you think? ”

Ye Yu felt a little embarrassed: "This ...... I'm afraid of the kindness of the seniors......"

Seeing that Ye Ruffian was slightly retreating, I hurriedly gave Ye Ruffian a shot in the arm: "What? Afraid that you can't do it? Don't mind! It's not just you, there are a few other people from your class! Maybe there's anyone else you know? Yeah! I remember, you're electrical, Tian Shoucheng, do you know? ”

Ye Ruffian was shocked, could it be that Shoucheng also became an organizer? How do you feel a little demonic: "Shoucheng! ”

I continued, "That's right, it's Shoucheng! Although this person looks a little bit of an afterthought, this little mouth will say! ”

Ye Yu didn't know what he was thinking at this time: "I think I'd better forget it, if you have a good observance, I don't need it!" ”

I didn't expect Ye Yu to have concerns, so I continued: "Don't decide so early! And then there's all the other perks! ”

Hearing the welfare, Ye Yu came a little harder: "Huh? ”

I smiled and said: "I heard that there are a few of the younger girls in this year's class, who are really handsome, if you perform well this time, maybe the lifelong event will be solved!" ”

Unexpectedly, Ye Ruffian didn't get excited at this time, but said as if he was afraid of trouble: "I'm really not good, I'm afraid I'm going to live up to the senior's good intentions!" ”

Although I don't know why Ye Yu didn't like to be hurt when he mentioned his younger sister, I was definitely not willing to do this, so I thought that since the soft one couldn't come, then I had to change my method. So he said in an accentuated tone: "Even the senior sister can't impress you!" How are you students like this! One by one, they all made excuses to excuse themselves, and they were not as enthusiastic as us Chongqing people at all! You guard it, although you don't look good! But people say the same, this is our Chongqing masters! Honestly! Forget it, if you don't want to accept me, I'll call other people, if there is no one, then I'll go into battle myself! ”

I didn't expect my agitation method to be quite effective, Ye Ruffian was a little embarrassed after hearing it: "Hmm! ~！ Senior, that! Is there really anyone else with us? ”

As soon as I heard that something was wrong, I continued to say with emotion: "Yes! There are other people, and we'll be there for you too, so you'll be fine! ”

At this point, Ye Yu had no choice but to say: "If that's the case! Then I thought I could give it a try! ”

Hearing Ye Yu's answer, my attitude immediately changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and I said happily: "That's right!" This is like us Chongqing people, and the people of the robe will never pull the! ”

Ye Ruffian was speechless, and muttered countless times in his heart: This person is too doggy! I see that I am being targeted by him, and my feelings are on the top, and if I don't get on it, I can't do it. This! Who the hell is this person? Why don't I have an image at all! When I see him later, I'm going to see who this man really is!

Things had come to this point, and I had seen exactly what I wanted, and just as I was complacent about falling into the pit I had woven for Ye Ruffian, I suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"Hey! Brother Piao, why are you here? ”

Hearing someone call my name, I subconsciously turned my head to the person who spoke, and after discovering that person, I subconsciously said the person's name: "Wang Yayu? ”

However, this sentence completely wasted all my previous efforts, Ye Yu already knew who I was from the phone, and then said helplessly: "Hmm~~~ Brother Piao!" ”

I can already imagine Ye Ruffian's expression when he rolled his eyes and spoke at this time, and when I encountered this situation, I could only laugh out loud in embarrassment and without losing manners: "It's a pity, it's all about this kind of point, but I just ran into Wang Yapuff, a ruffian!" ”

Ye Ruffian scolded: "I'll go!" I really want to call someone! Why is this person so ...... How to say it... Cheap. Although I believed it a little in the end, it was very hot! I didn't expect it to be you Brother Piao in the end, you deceived me comfortably! ”

I laughed and said, "It seems that I played a pretty successful role!" Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, it's just a joke! ”

After hearing this, Ye Yu said: "Well, don't do this next time, I won't have a good game anymore!"

"Hmmm! Okay, hang up! ”

"Bye-bye! Bye! ”

After saying that, Ye Yu hung up the phone, threw his mobile phone on the bed, and while looking at his computer screen, he began to complain to the others in the dormitory about the situation I had just been tricked by me! But just when he was complaining most intensely, the phone on his bed rang again. Ye Yu didn't hesitate, grabbed his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that the caller ID was an unfamiliar phone number again, so he muttered in his heart: Why are you coming again? Could it be Brother Piao again? Whatever, let's take it first and see who hit it. Then Ye Yu answered the phone and asked, "Hey?" ”

A voice came from the phone: "It's Ye Yuxiao, right?" ”

Ye Ruffian thought to himself: The voice is wrong, it's not Brother Piao, so Ye Ruffian said: "Yes, may I ask who you are?" ”

The phone said: "Well, I'm your fellow Chongqing countryman!" We met at the hometown meeting before, and now we are talking to you about something, are you free now? ”

Still coming? Listening to the voice, it's not Brother Piao, but this voice seems to be a bit like Wang Yapuffie's, could it be that Wang Yayu is also here to tease me? I rub! These people are not finished! Ye Yu didn't want to continue the conversation, and he still remembered his game, so he hung up his phone directly, and then started his own game. The person on the phone was still unwilling, and kept calling Ye Ruffian repeatedly, but Ye Ruffian didn't answer directly. After two rounds of phone calls, there was no movement, and Ye Yu didn't care much about it. However, it was later confirmed that this phone call was really a call from his fellow villagers in Chongqing, and Ye Ruffian still had a little impression of this person, as for what happened between Ye Ruffian and this person later, there was no way to know.

"Wang Yapuffie, why are you here? What are you doing with a school bag on your back? "I hung up Ye Yu's phone and looked at Wang Yacheng, carrying a big schoolbag, it didn't look like he was looking for me!

Wang Yacheng held up his stomach, walked up to me and said, "Go to the library!" ”

I quipped, "Won't brush your abyss?" I also go to the library, why don't I look like you! ”

Wang Yayu was quite dissatisfied with my negative evaluation, so she said: "Why don't you ask me to go to the library, it's not like me!" I can't go? ”

I explained, "Yes, yes, but it doesn't look like you're doing!" ”

Wang Yayu said: "I won't talk to you, who do you think wants to go, if I hadn't hung up a few important classes last semester, I would still want to play games every day?" Without further ado, let's go! ”

Wang Yayu was about to leave, I stopped him and said, "Wait for me, with you, I want to go to the sports department for a regular meeting!" ”

"Well, let's go together!"

We walked towards the Central District together, when two girls who looked like freshmen walked up to me. At this time, Wang Yayu began to make cheap mistakes! began to squeeze me: "Yo, these two are freshman girls!" Brother Piao, your chance has come? ”

I shook my shoulders stupidly, and mocked Wang Yayu with my eyes, meaning again: Can my brother take a fancy to these two girls? Brother has someone in his heart! But don't say that these two girls are so cute!

As soon as he spoke, the two girls walked up to us, and one of the girls said with a clear smile: "Hello senior, do you know if there is a pedestrian street near here?" ”

It turned out to be asking for directions, so I searched in my head for directions to the pedestrian street, and then said to the two students: "Well, yes, there are two pedestrian streets at the south gate of the school!" ”

The two girls heard their satisfactory answers, and then continued to ask: "Then do you know if there is a KFC on that pedestrian street, and where is it?" ”

"Let me think about it." I said that I don't like fast food, I have only been to a fast food restaurant three times in my life so far, and basically every time I am disappointed, and the fast food culture from abroad is not suitable for me. So I spent two minutes thinking about it, thinking about the garbage on the ground and the pedestrian street full of all kinds of smells, and finally found a shadow of KFC in a corner of my memory.

Thinking about the location of KFC, I said to these two students: "Well, yes, there is a KFC, go left when you get to the south gate, and then turn right at the second intersection and you should be able to see that KFC is on the second floor!" ”

The two schoolgirls looked at each other, looking a little blind, and then thought about it. I looked at their appearances, and I immediately guessed that they were two girls from the north, so I immediately changed my words: "Let's put it this way, go out of the south gate and go east, until you come to the second intersection, and when you go south, the KFC should be on the second floor of the shop in the east." ”

After listening to my rearranged route, the two girls suddenly realized, they didn't know why I suddenly changed the way, and then just thanked me, and then happily walked to the route I said.

I won't say much here, everyone should know that southerners guide the way, left and right, and northerners guide the way, southeast and northwest. But after the two juniors left, Wang Yayu said to me with a smile: "Brother Piao, you have been called a senior!" ”

I thought about it for a while, and I smiled and said, "Yes, this one, it feels really different." But this isn't the first time I've been called senior! ”

Wang Yayu asked casually: "Then who was the first to call you senior?" ”

I replied without thinking: "It's what I said when I was a freshman, not long after I first came to school, and it was also a freshman asking for directions." ”

When Wang Yayu heard this, he immediately burst out laughing. I rolled my eyes and said, "Can you blame me?" Who told me to look so mature! I don't want to, but I deserve it! ”

I looked at the time and found that the time for the regular meeting was coming soon, so I didn't talk to Wang Yayu, told the reason, and immediately parted ways with Wang Yayu. Soon I was in the classroom of our regular physical education meeting! The colleagues of the sports department, who had not seen each other for a long time, naturally greeted each other and made a big fuss.

Just as we were playing with each other, our two seniors from the physical education department came to the classroom of our regular meeting, and when they saw us fighting, they immediately stopped us and said, "You are not all sophomores this year, and you don't have a proper shape yet, and you can't make a proper fight." How do you build your credibility with the freshmen? ”

Looking at the stern expression of the senior, there was no sound in the classroom for a while, and everyone's eyes were just staring at the seniors and seniors in front of the classroom door. This picture looks like a naughty child being reprimanded by a parent when he is caught, but is this really what it looks like? A few of us boys exchanged ideas with each other, and then met each other, and then walked in the direction of the senior.

When the senior saw us boys approaching, he still said with a serious face, "What are you going to do?" ”

The root of the tree began to make a difficulty, and the root said, "Yes, the senior should look like a senior, but I remember that our senior was not so serious back then", and quickly hugged our senior as he spoke.

The strength of the roots of the tree is not ordinary, and the senior is naturally like a plague chicken, with no power to fight back, only to be manipulated by the roots at will. The most powerful could only call weakly: "Stop me, don't make trouble!" Don't make a fuss! ”

Where did the root of the tree stop, kept fiddling with the senior, and then laughed and said, "It's useless for you to cut your throat!" ”

If you just listen to the sound, you may be a little confused by the imaginary style of painting! The only two girls in the classroom laughed uncontrollably. But the senior still looked serious, and shouted to the roots of the tree to stop it! But the more the senior is like this, the more we can't stop, after many attempts to no avail, the senior had to beg for mercy weakly: "No, no, no, I beg ~ forgiveness ~ no!"

Yuan Te said with an evil smile: "Then the senior is still pretending?" ”

"Don't pretend, don't pretend!" The senior said loudly.

Yuan Te said to the roots: "Okay, roots, the senior knows that he is wrong!" ”

After listening to Yuan Te's words, Shu Gen'er stopped, and he had to adjust his breathing slowly, tidy up his clothes, and then his face became serious again. The senior said: "Okay, okay, enough trouble, let's find a place to sit down, let's talk about business!" ”

Hearing the senior say this, we naturally obediently found a position to do it, and the senior came to a short opening statement: "It's a new semester, and you're all sophomores!" Of course, it's also someone who is a senior. How was it to be a first-time senior? Roots, you talk about it first! ”

The root of the tree looked dazed, and then stood up, and the senior told him to sit down, and said that it was okay to sit, just feel free. So Shugen sat down and said with a smile: "I don't seem to feel anything, I haven't called me a senior so far." After saying that, Shu Gen'er pretended to be aggrieved, and really wanted to beat him up like that.

The senior looked disdainful: "I guess you usually like to stay in the dormitory, and you haven't participated in jobs like picking up new students?" ”

Shugen said innocently: "How can there be, I also often stay outside, what kind of basketball, soak in the library, not to mention the time to stay in the dormitory, it is estimated that the only time to sleep is to sleep." ”

Dongdong, a professional with Shu Gen'er, said: "Come on, I don't know you in our class, you sleep until lunch, and then go out to eat, and then you are gone, maybe where to play basketball, or which Internet café to play games!" ”

"Hey, you kid demolish my platform! Look how I teach you a lesson when I go back~!! The lie of the tree root was exposed, and he forcibly changed the topic to: "Don't listen to this kid, he is not in our dormitory, what does he know!" But having said that, our class didn't notify us of the news of participating in the pick-up at all, otherwise I would have been the first to go. ”

At this time, I scolded him: "I don't see that others don't inform you, there is a reason!" ”

The senior asked curiously, "What do you know the reason?" ”

I said, "Well, the class leader is probably afraid that he will bring the younger students to the blog!" I burst out laughing.

Shu Gen'er was even more anxious, and he remembered to me while talking, and Shu Gen'er said anxiously: "Liu Dazhuang, don't talk about your eldest brother, I have met your kid more than eleven or twelve times in the Internet café!" ”

I said without hurrying, "Yes! I didn't say I wouldn't go to an internet café, unlike you, hehe. A good student who insists on soaking in the library of an Internet addicted teenager, haha! ”

After saying that, the other people also laughed, and the senior said: "Don't talk about that, since you all know that the new students are coming, then your first mission as a senior is also here?" ”

Shugen asked, "What task?" ”

The senior said, "Of course, it's a new job!" ”

When I heard the recruitment, the underground began to discuss in a few words, and suddenly the scene looked lively, and everyone seemed to be very interested in the recruitment of new jobs.

The senior sister, who had been silent, stood up at this time and added: "This is a big event in our department, and it is also a time to test you. It will test your ability to recognize and see people. ”

"Yes, it is very important who to recruit, after all, it is related to the future development of our department." The senior said.

The senior sister continued to add: "Yes, it is also for the sake of your future work, find more reliable and responsible people, and your work will be easy to do in the future, and the department will be easy to manage." When we recruited new people before, our senior sister also told us so, so when we recruited new people, we repeatedly measured it, and although the quality of personnel went up, the number of personnel was not satisfied. ”

The senior continued: "Well, you should learn our lesson, do a little more mobilization, and publicize more, so that you will not repeat the mistakes of the past later!" ”

After hearing this, Yuan Te said, "Then how long will it take for us to start publicizing?" ”

The senior said: "It's up to you to decide, when and what way to take, it's up to you to decide." However, the deadline is two days after the military training, your attention! ”

Yuan Te asked again: "Then the senior sister won't go with us?" ”

The senior sister smiled and said, "We are retreating into the background, leaving it for you to play, we won't participate!" ”

Yuan Te nodded, and the senior saw that the meaning was informed, so he said: "Okay, since you all know, you see if you can discuss it here now, or go back and think about it and discuss it in the group." ”

The people below exchanged heads and ears, and seemed to have unified their thoughts, so they asked Yuan Te to say on our behalf: "Then let's go back to the dormitory and think about it, and then discuss!" ”

The senior looked at it and said, "Okay, okay!" Then let's disperse! ”

So everyone stood up and prepared to go back, at this time the roots of the tree seemed very positive, and they came to me and said: "Liu Dazhuang, let's go to the Internet!" ”

As soon as I heard the words of the tree root, I showed a wry expression, and before I could speak in a hurry, the senior who heard the tree root speak scolded the tree root and said: "I just said that you should go back and think about it, but you didn't listen to it, and you still want to go to the Internet café, I think you didn't take this matter to heart!" ”

Shugen said embarrassedly: "Mmmm~ I'm joking." Jokes! Then he smirked to himself.

The senior didn't say much, and then we dispersed, but when we dispersed, the roots of the tree quietly walked into the blog and turned on a machine. But don't ask me how I know, and I won't say if I ask~ (Hehe!) ）

Later, a few of our sophomores discussed the recruitment of new jobs, and decided to visit and publicize the dormitory building and dormitory by dormitory on the same day. It just so happened that I was delayed that night, so I didn't go to battle with them, and I can't stand the same as those colleagues in the department when I think about it now. After all, we don't have many people, and such a large workload is really hard for them.

In order to make up for them, I came to the booth of our department early to recruit new recruits in the club, and planned to work hard to promote our department here today to make up for the deficit of the day. For this reason, I also went to the barber shop to get a tough guy haircut, in order to show the fierce image of our sports department in the future publicity, so that others are more willing to join our sports department.

But what I never expected was that this move of mine would bring a little problem to our department. It's not that no one participated in our department, we advertised for a long time, looked at the registered roster, and there were a lot of people. The point of the problem is that most of the people on these lists are boys, with only a few girls.

At this time, one of our girls here, Yu Hui, began to be disgusted: "Look at you, you have recruited so many people, how can you be a man, what Liu Dazhuang, Zhang Guoqiang, look at me speechless, although we are the sports department, it doesn't matter if there are more boys, but this ratio is a bit unusual!" It's you, Liu Dazhuang, hurry up and introduce to the students! ”

"What? Why don't I feel right? I said.

Yu Hui didn't think much about it and asked, "What doesn't feel right?" ”

After listening to this, I made a thoughtful look, and then said, "I'm surprised, most of the people on this list seem to have been co-opted by you, why are you blaming me again?" You see a lot of boys just now around you and a girl, and few of our men who are promoting are willing to take care of us. ”

Yu Hui immediately interrupted me when she heard half of it and said, "Yes, I have completed the amount of you boys by myself, why don't you work hard to attract more girls in?" Hey, I don't want to talk to you too much. If you have time, you might as well take advantage of this time to introduce our department to the new students! Can you guys give us a little bit of help? ”

Not powerful? I wasn't convinced, I immediately wanted to argue, but I didn't expect a traitor to appear behind us, so I only heard Yuan Te say: "Can you not live in vain, Liu Dazhuang, can you fight for our boys?" ”

These gentlemen, I have nothing to say, it seems that I can't carry this pot. Don't reason with girls, because in the end you will definitely not be reasonable. I sighed, then sorted out my mentality, made a righteous appearance, and turned around and walked towards the main road. As soon as I took two steps, I turned back to the group and said affectionately, "Man, never say no!" With that, he turned his head and began to look for his target.

Due to the physiological and psychological differences between male and female species, most girls are respectful of the sports department, and it is for this reason that my recruitment journey can be described as a wall everywhere. The most common things I heard were "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in the sports department" and "I've already chosen another department......

Don't be angry, then decline, three and exhaustion. As a result, I gradually lost my confidence in the failures again and again. I looked back and saw that everyone was doing their best to recruit new people, so I gritted my teeth and moved on to the next goal.

In a book I read, I mentioned that for every 1,000 sales calls, 900 of them will answer, and 500 people will not hang up immediately after answering, and among these 500 people, more than 200 people are interested in what you are selling, 80 people have purchase intentions, 50 people will have an in-depth understanding, 30 people will talk to you about buying, and finally only a few or more than ten will accept and buy your product.

Here, I just like the one mentioned in this book, constantly introducing them to others, trying to lure them to our booth, so that the people in our sports department can show them the humanistic spirit. Eventually, the two sisters who were companions were finally introduced, and their information was added at the same time. Nothing matters at the moment, and these two simple lines are enough to make me excited for a while. So in the following time, I am more confident, and then with a positive attitude, I will continue to work for our sports department.

"Are students interested in joining our learning department (I have forgotten which department was recruiting new people next to us at that time, so I wrote a random one, who calls the learning department love and hate?) ）。 A new recruit girl from the next department suddenly asked me at this time.

I was stunned for a moment, and then thought to myself: I've been standing here for a long time, and I don't look like a freshman, could it be that the people in this department are idle and boring, and want to joke with the people in our department. After confirming my idea, I began to cooperate with their performance, and began to reluctantly pretend to be new.

This girl kept telling me about their department, and I cooperated with asking some silly* questions, and I didn't forget to gag. The gang in the department next to me saw what I was doing, and stood aside and secretly blossomed. I thought it would end with the laughter of the two departments, but what I and the people in my department didn't expect was that things were not going the way we thought.

In the next conversation, I found that the girl in front of me was very hardworking. I also secretly admired that this girl's acting skills are not too good, and there is no pretending in it at all. I continued to perform with her, and the girl knew all kinds of questions I asked, and the answers were endless. I feel that the situation is getting more and more wrong, this is not acting at all, it is really preparing to pull me into the gang.

I quickly stopped: "Stop, stop!" Aren't we kidding? Why do I feel like you really want to pull me in? ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and then said inexplicably: "What are you kidding?" You're not a freshman? ”

"Do you think I look like it?" I replied

The girl was disappointed: "Hey! I thought you were a freshman, and I said so much. I also said how this freshman is like this... Hey, forget it! ”

The girl wanted to speak and stopped, but I also knew what the words she hadn't scolded just now were. So I had to say with a wry smile: "I thought that our two departments wanted to joke with each other, but they were wrong, wrong!" ”

Yuan Te opened his mouth and said: "You see that other girls have wasted so much saliva with you, or you will join their department!" ”

I pointed to Yuan Te's back, and Yuan Te immediately screamed in pain. I sincerely apologized to their department, mainly to the girl in their department.

In the next recruitment time, we and the department next to us are full of recruitment. In order to apologize, I also specially recruited a few male freshmen in their department (hehe! ）。

The day I was recruited was the day when I was the most senior and was called a senior, and it also indicated that I was officially a senior. Later, I realized that I was not suitable for the management of the department (mainly because I was too lazy), so I voluntarily withdrew from the election of the Minister of Sports. Of course, I will also go back occasionally to see my old colleagues and juniors. After all, if you don't go, it's basically rare to hear others call you senior, and hearing others call you senior, it feels naturally unforgettable