Chapter 40: Ah Xing's Conspiracy (Ask for Recommendation Votes!) )
Although he has watched this movie more than a dozen times, when he really saw Ah Xing in front of him with a stern expression, and said "I love you" affectionately to a building intercom phone in an affectionate tone, Ye Xuan really almost laughed out of internal injuries.
Sure enough, he is the ancestor of nonsensical movies, and Xingye, who is known as the "King of Comedy" in Chinese, has good funny skills.
Ye Xuan didn't have a way to enter the building, even if the young guy went in just now, if he didn't want to watch Ah Xing's performance again, the door would not have been closed.
"I love you, I love you, I love you......"
"Ah Xing, what are you doing with this?" Laughing enough, Ye Xuan walked in front of Ah Xing and pretended to be puzzled.
"Oh, Brother Xuan, I said the password to this, I didn't expect Hong Kong's technology to be so developed, there are voice-activated passwords, I used to watch foreign movies on TV, but how can this password be so weird, Hong Kong people are really open!" Ah Xing looked at Ye Xuan with a serious face, paused and said, "Brother Xuan, please wait a little longer, the door will open soon." ”
"Isn't it enough to scream? How can a password be so long? Could it be that the accent is wrong? Glancing back at the door that was not moving, Ah Xing scratched the back of his head, recalled the appearance of the young man just now, and continued affectionately into the intercom phone: "I love you, I love you......"
Looking at Ah Xing's serious appearance, Ye Xuan was also a little embarrassed to look at it further, just as he wanted to explain to Ah Xing that the intercom phone in this building was not a high-tech voice-activated device, a grandmother who had just returned from morning exercise with a wooden sword suddenly walked out next to him.
Grandma walked to the door, glanced at Ah Xing and Ye Xuan strangely, took out a key from her pocket, and was about to open the door.
"I love you, I love you......"
At this time, she suddenly heard Ah Xing standing in front of the intercom and said, there was a big man standing in front of him, his face full of wrinkles changed, he looked at the two of them with a frightened face, and at the same time took the key with a trembling hand and inserted it into the keyhole on the door.
Ye Xuan also saw the grandma, saw that she seemed frightened, smiled slightly, and just wanted to explain, but saw that after seeing the grandma laugh, her face became even paler, and she gritted her mouth toothlessly, and pulled the key in her hand vigorously.
"I love you!" Ah Xing suddenly raised his voice and shouted.
"Smack!"
The door opened, and Grandma looked at them in horror, opened the door, and ran towards the stairs like a 100-meter sprint at a speed not suitable for her age.
"Brother Xuan, the door is open!" Ah Xing had already paid attention to the movement of the door, and suddenly rushed to the door to stop the door, and said to Ye Xuan with a smile as if he had suddenly realized: "It turns out that I don't want to scream a lot, but I want to shout a little louder." ”
Hearing Ah Xing's words of sudden realization, Ye Xuan felt a little speechless, and helped to walk over with Ah Xing's luggage, and said, "Let's go, Ah Xing!" ”
"Thank you, Brother Xuan, I'll mention it!" Ah Xing smiled and carried his luggage over and walked into the stairs.
"Brother Xuan, I'm sorry to delay your time." Ah Xing said to Ye Xuan with some embarrassment while carrying his luggage.
"It's okay, I'm fine anyway." Ye Xuan smiled and didn't take it to heart, anyway, he had made up his mind to go to his uncle's house with Ah Xing to visit the door.
But Ah Xing thought that Ye Xuan had a good temper and was comforting him, and his good impression of Ye Xuan in his heart increased a little again.
"Ding! Congratulations on earning +10% opinion of Ah Xing, which is currently 50/100 opinion of you. ”
The sudden system reminder made Ye Xuan stunned, and he glanced at Ah Xing beside him strangely, increasing his favorability for no reason, making Ye Xuan a little confused. However, Ye Xuan was still a little happy, this task didn't seem to be difficult, it was possible to complete it on the first day of coming here, and this was a reward of 3,000 cultivation points.
The two of them took their luggage and walked to the elevator at the end of the stairs, but they saw that the grandmother was also waiting for the elevator, and when they saw Ye Xuan, the two of them suddenly seemed to be frightened, their thin bodies trembled and shrank slightly towards the corner of the wall in front of the elevator, and a wooden sword trembled and stood in front of them, looking at them with a frightened face.
"Huh!" Ah Xing didn't know what the grandmother was afraid of, and smiled politely at the old woman, who didn't know that the old woman was scared by his laughter, and at this time the elevator "ding" arrived, and the grandmother "whoosh", and jumped into the elevator at a rabbit-like speed.
Looking at the old woman's attitude, Ah Xing was a little confused, he didn't know what he was doing badly, and smiled at Ye Xuan embarrassedly: "Brother Xuan, the elevator has arrived, although the paper is scratched, but it seems to be the 6th or 7th floor above, let's go upstairs and call it." ”
"Well, okay, come, you have a lot of things, I'll open the door for you, you go in first." Ye Xuan opened the door and smiled slightly, at this time, the elevator in Hong Kong was not like that in later generations, and the elevator in the building had an extra door.
"Thank you, Brother Xuan!" Ah Xing thanked him with a smile and walked in with his luggage, while Ye Xuan followed in.
The atmosphere inside the elevator was a little weird, as soon as the grandma entered the elevator, she shrank in the corner of the elevator, and the wooden sword was still standing in her hand, as if the wooden sword could bring her a sense of security.
Ye Xuan looked at the grandmother's strange eyes and was a little speechless, knowing that she must have just heard Ah Xing talking to the building intercom and kept saying "I love you", maybe she regarded them as **, or "friends".
Thinking of the word "base friend", Ye Xuan's mind suddenly floated the image of two big men rolling the sheets, goosebumps suddenly stood up on his hands, and he subconsciously glanced at Ah Xing's clothes that almost touched them, and moved his feet uncomfortably.
shook his head, shook off the unreliable scene that suddenly appeared in his head, turned his head to look at Ah Xing beside him, but saw Ah Xing digging his nostrils with his index finger, and saw that Grandma next to him was holding a wooden sword in front of him, looked at him in shock, suddenly grinned, and asked Grandma with a self-righteous smile: "Is it the swordsmanship of the Emei faction!" ”
"Bang bang! ---”
Grandma suddenly exploded, and a wooden sword went straight to Ah Xing's face, causing Ah Xing to shrink his head and feet and scream.
Ye Xuan, who was standing on the side, saw Ah Xing being beaten, and he didn't mean to make a move, but stood a little unscrupulously to watch the excitement, one is that Grandma is old and doesn't have much strength, Ah Xing's injuries may not even count as flesh wounds, if Ye Xuan is allowed to do it, as long as it is a little heavier, Grandma may be in danger; The second is that in fact, Ye Xuan sees that Ah Xing himself is also a little skilled, although he can't be compared with him now, but if he really wants to fight back, Grandma can't do anything to him.
"Ding!" Sure enough, Grandma was just scared, and as soon as the elevator door opened, she stopped and hurriedly walked out of the elevator, shouting as she walked: "Ah Song, open the door quickly!" ”
"Grandma, why did you stick a sword into me?" Ah Xing walked out of the elevator with an innocent face, looked at the back of Grandma rushing home, and muttered, "Could it be the Kongtong faction?" ”
"You don't need to plug in if you say something wrong, it's so fierce!" As he spoke, he touched the back of his head that was hurt with grievances.
"Ah Xing, are you okay?" Ye Xuan walked out from behind, his face did not have the unscrupulous expression he had just watched the play, and his face showed concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, hehe!" Ah Xing smiled a little embarrassedly, and then said, "Let's go, Brother Xuan, let's go to my third uncle together." ”
As he spoke, he walked to the corridor, put down his luggage, straightened his suit, put his hands on his mouth in the shape of a trumpet, leaned back and shouted abruptly: "Third uncle, third uncle---
All the doors opened suddenly, and a strong man with bare arms or a middle-aged woman in pajamas suddenly stood at the door, glaring at Ah Xing angrily.
"Good morning, may I ask ......?"
Bang Bang Bang !! ---
"Hit the street, what is it called early in the morning!"
"Why are you so noisy early in the morning!"
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Before Ah Xing could finish his words with a smile, a bunch of things suddenly smashed towards him, so frightened that Ah Xing hurriedly took his luggage and fled.
"These Hong Kong people are really unsavvy and litter everywhere!" Seeing Ye Xuan standing at the top of the stairs and looking at him with a smile, Ah Xing smiled a little embarrassedly: "Third Uncle is not downstairs, Brother Xuan, let's take a look upstairs." ”
Ye Xuan nodded with a smile, Ah Xing walked up to the 7th floor with his luggage, and just probed out of the corridor, he opened his mouth to shout: "Three ......"
Suddenly, Ah Xing stopped, his eyes widened, and he saw that the entire 7th floor was already full of people who were glaring at him with things in their hands.
"Three, your mother! Bang Bang Bang! ---”
Another bunch of things were thrown over, and I don't know which one lacked morality, and even the kitchen knife was thrown out, and it seemed that the resentment was monstrous.
"I'm sorry, Brother Xuan, I wasted your time." Ah Xing walked out of the door of the building with his luggage, looked at Ye Xuan who was following him and said embarrassedly.
"It's okay, it's okay." Ye Xuan waved his hand with a smile and asked again, "Then Ah Xing, what are you going to do now?" ”
"Well, what can be done? Now I can only sit here and wait for him, and I don't believe he doesn't go down the street. Throwing the suitcase on the ground next to the newsstand, Ah Xing sat on his suitcase a little dejectedly.
"If he really doesn't go on the street, then I'm miserable." Ah Xing looked at Ye Xuan and said with a wry smile.
"Or ......" Ye Xuan had already thought of a way in his heart, and when he saw Ah Xing's depressed appearance, he just wanted to talk about his own solution.
"There you have, Brother Xuan!" Ah Xing, who was originally distressed, suddenly screamed, Ye Xuan saw that he was looking at a newspaper in front of him, following his gaze, Ye Xuan saw that the first page of the newspaper had a few big words written in red with the title "The Tragedy of the Shenjing Massacre", and below it was written in bold black "Seven corpses and eight lives, the masked murderer is on the run!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey (please automatically imagine Xingye's unique laughter), the deep well massacre, third uncle, you can't run this time."
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