Chapter 41: The Unlucky Uncle Da
"Brother Xuan, wait a minute!"
Seeing a female policeman patrolling not far away with her hands behind her back, Ah Xingyin smiled and said to the Ye Xuan branch next to him, and then ran towards the policewoman with a somewhat obscene figure.
"Comrade Public Security!" Ah Xing ran to the voice of the policewoman and shouted.
"What's the matter?" The policewoman turned around, looked at Ah Xing and asked.
"Do you know the Great Butcher of the Deep Well?" Ah Xing Dao.
"You know, how can you not know such a big news?" The policewoman looked at Ah Xing strangely, wondering why he would say this.
"I know he's in this building right now, but I don't know what unit he's in." Ah Xing pointed to the second phase of the Jade Garden Building not far away, took out a photo from his pocket, handed it to the policewoman, and said, "This is his photo." ”
The policewoman took a look at the photo, and saw that the photo was a middle-aged man wearing black clothes, tall and strong, with a flat head, the middle-aged man was wearing a thick gold necklace around his neck and a watch in his hand.
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Just when Ah Xing was looking for the police to find out the murderer who his third uncle identified him as the butcher of Shenjing, in room 503 on the 5th floor of the second phase of the Jade Garden Building, four middle-aged people, two men and two women, were rubbing mahjong around a mahjong table with dark circles under their eyes, day and night.
"Hurry up and touch, after this lap, it's a full 200 laps!" A middle-aged woman wearing a floral shirt and fluffy hair, Sixth Aunt, said: "I haven't slept for three days and three nights, really." ”
"What, you cut Heqing! (Guangdong, when gambling, a saying that you will leave if you win)" Uncle Da, who was tall and strong in black clothes and had a flat head, bit a cigarette in his mouth, said vaguely, reached out and touched a card, and suddenly stood up and said: "This time it's bad!" ”
"What's the?" Sixth Aunt asked.
"What's the matter?" Brother Sheng, who was wearing a vest, also asked.
"My nephew came from Guangzhou today, I don't remember to pick him up, that's all!" As he spoke, Uncle Da buckled the cards in his hand and was about to leave the table.
Seeing that Uncle Da was about to run after touching the cards, he knew that he must have touched a bad card, and Sister Ping, who was wearing pajamas and a coat and holding a cigarette, quit, patted the table and stood up and said: "Hei Zaida, if you want to play tricks, it doesn't count, if you want to leave, you have to settle it before leaving." ”
"Humph!" Seeing that his trick was recognized, Uncle Da didn't want to admit it, snorted coldly, took the cigarette from his mouth, turned around to look at Sister Ping and said, "Have I said it?" I just want to pick up my nephew and come back, can't I? Settlement, are you sure to win? ”
"Whether it's a quasi-win or not, you'll know after the fight, isn't it, Ah Ping!" Seeing that the woman he liked was choked by the black boy, Brother Sheng got up and flattered Ah Ping.
"Okay, when I pass the second brother, I'll pee and shoot you to death!" Uncle Da saw that he couldn't get out, and he had no choice but to avoid it by urinating.
"Wait until I worship the Howling Sky Dog, and then I will throw you to death!" Sister Ping was not to be outdone, pointed at Uncle Da with her finger with a cigarette, and walked towards another bathroom with a shake of her buttocks.
"Ah Ping, be careful!" Seeing Sister Ping leaving, Brother Sheng's face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and he looked very doglegged.
There are only two people left on the mahjong table, Liugu and Brother Sheng, Liugu looked at Brother Sheng's appearance, while piling up mahjong, she was very puzzled and said: "Sell Yusheng, you want to pick up Nuping, go to the dance hall to soak it, you don't have to throw down the fish stall, accompany her to play mahjong here, what are you greedy for her?" ”
"Greedy for her big ass, so good to give birth!" Brother Sheng smiled cheaply, and replied to the sixth aunt: "There are mouths to talk about others, but there are no mouths to talk about themselves, it's been so many years, and I haven't found one to marry myself." ”
"I didn't find anything I liked!" Listening to Brother Sheng's words, Liugudui's mahjong hand suddenly paused.
"Don't like it? It's Black Box! Brother Sheng glanced at the sixth aunt and said angrily.
"Who's to say I like Black Boy?" Liugu stiffened her neck and said stiffly, but her head turned to the direction of Uncle Da going to the bathroom, but she saw Uncle Da walking over with cat steps, a trace of blush flashed on her face, and she quickly turned her head and lowered her head and pretended to pile up mahjong.
"You can see it!" Brother Sheng sneered and said in a low voice.
"Come, come, come, there is a before or after, even if you are killed, what about fishing for Nuping?" Uncle Da walked to his place on the mahjong table and sat down.
"I went to the toilet, I was so anxious, I want to lose so much?" Sheng Ge said.
"Fork your nose!" Hearing Brother Sheng's words, Uncle Da pointed at Brother Sheng with two fingers stretching out.
"Alas, Hei Zaida, a person who is dozens of years old, don't be so crazy, she robbed her of two sentences, she doesn't even care about her nephew, go pick him up!" The sixth aunt saw that Uncle Da really sat down and wanted to continue playing mahjong, but she couldn't see it.
"Do you think I'm really choked by her, and I don't even care about my nephew?" Uncle Da said while piling up mahjong: "Seriously, I'm actually really afraid to see my nephew." ”
"Why?" The sixth aunt asked curiously.
"Have you ever heard of what is called "congenital dysregulation"? Uncle Da suddenly asked a little mysteriously.
"What is congenital dysregulation?" Brother Sheng was also curious.
"Congenital loss of control is that you lose control anytime and anywhere, and you don't know what you do." Uncle Da crossed his thighs with his hands and introduced matter-of-factly.
"I still don't quite understand." Brother Sheng was confused when he heard this.
"Of course I don't understand my brain so small!" Uncle Da glanced at Brother Sheng disdainfully, and continued to explain: "This is a genetic disease in my family, and my grandmother used to be like this, and when her sister called her, she went crazy. According to my uncle, it is the guttural sounds that affect the brain waves. That stinky boy, if you call me uncle, I'll be fine. If you add three words, I will lose control by calling me third uncle. ”
"And what happens when you lose control?" The sixth aunt asked curiously.
"Hey, hey, hey---!" Uncle Da suddenly laughed, the smile and eyes on his face were very obscene, and he looked at the sixth aunt and said, "Don't sit so close, it will rape you." ”
"That's great, I don't know how long I've been thinking about it!" The sixth aunt bowed her head shyly, but she thought to herself in her heart.
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"Hey, hey, if I touch this card, it's not enough for you to sell your ass, Lao Nuping!" Uncle Da looked at the card on his table that was missing "thirteen units", and smiled very obscenely.
"Drink, you ......"
"If Ah Ping wants to sell it, sell it to me, oh, Ah Ping!" Sister Ping was just about to exert her power, and Brother Sheng next to her said with a cheap smile.
Uncle Da didn't care about the flirting between the two of them, reached out and touched a piece of mahjong, slowly moved it away with his thumb, and saw that it was really his own "ninety thousand", he stood up suddenly, laughed and said: "Haha, you are not dead this time......"
Boom!!!
The door was suddenly slammed open, and several policemen broke in and pressed the arrogant Uncle Da to the table.
"What for?" The other three were startled and looked at the police officer who suddenly appeared.
"Don't move, police!" The two policemen shouted at Uncle Da.
"What are you doing, I'm thirteen!" was pressed on the mahjong table, Uncle Da didn't ask what crime he had committed, but cared that he finally touched the cards.
"What's the matter? A SIR! The sixth aunt asked anxiously.
"This is the butcher of the deep well, who raped and killed a family of seven last night." The policeman said as he pulled out his handcuff.
"Oh, I didn't expect you to be so ruthless!" Sister Ping pointed at Uncle Da and said.
"No, I'm really not!" Hearing that he was wronged as a butcher in a deep well and raped and killed a family of seven, Uncle Da finally became anxious, was pressed on the table by the police, and eagerly defended.
"Ah Ping, you don't remember, he was with us last night." Brother Sheng saw that Sister Ping believed the police's words and reminded.
"yes, I was with them last night." Hearing Brother Sheng's words, the police were also a little suspicious, Uncle Da was let go of his hands, and asked with a crying face: "Ah SIR, did you recognize the wrong person?" ”
"We have eyewitnesses." Police Road.
"Who are the witnesses?" Uncle Da was angry and shouted.
"Him!" The policeman turned and pointed out the door.
Uncle Da turned around angrily, saw a young man waving to him outside the door, and laughed with a very happy expression: "Do you recognize me?" Star boy! ”
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