He exhaled, and then touched his long hair that had been growing for a long time with his hand, which was nothing, but because of the natural curls of his hair, he felt a little strangled when he touched it. So he had to give up on this action.

Giving up touching his hair, he was restless at this moment, because the beautiful woman in front of him made him restless. In order to alleviate this emotion, he had to touch his bearded cheek. After organizing his language a little more, he was ready to speak.

The woman opposite looked very much looking forward to it, looking at this unusual man in front of her, she had the taste of a revolutionary, and thought: This person will definitely speak amazingly later!

He blinked at the woman and said, "Part-time job!" It's impossible to work part-time! It's impossible to work in this life! I can't do business, and I can only steal to make ends meet. Entering the detention center is like coming home, and the feeling here is much better than at home! And the people in it are all talents, and they speak well, so I like it here! ”

The woman was speechless after hearing his words, and couldn't help but feel unprecedented joy in her heart, this person was destined to be extraordinary!

The woman is a journalist, and the man is the well-known Che Guevara, a thief who steals batteries in Nanning, Guangxi. Because of an unexpected interview, these words were enough to become the belief of some people, so that this person became popular all over the country.

Everyone must have heard of Che Guevara's theft, and when I saw the news, I was not amazed by his unique mind like others, but shocked by his appearance. I excitedly took his iconic picture and ran to the bedroom of 335. When I entered the door, I came in and asked, "Where is the chicken!" Where is Master Ji? ”

Ah Hong saw that I was so anxious, thinking that I was looking for something about Ji Ye, so he said to me: "He went out just now, I don't know where he went, what are you looking for him?" ”

I was disappointed, but I thought about it and was going to take an exam with the people in their dormitory, so I showed the photos of Guevara stolen from my phone to the people in their dormitory. Then he asked, "Who is this man?" ”

Ah Hong said: "Isn't this Li Xin? How did we not know that he had been in prison? ”

Yao Bin shook his head and said, "Something is wrong!" Sanji has a mole on his face, and he doesn't have it on his face! It shouldn't be three chickens! ”

When the other people heard this, they suddenly realized and said, "Yes, yes, it's not him, but this person looks too much like him!" If it weren't for that mole, we wouldn't have seen it! ”

I laughed: "Look at this news, it's always interesting!" When I first saw this person, I thought it was Sanji himself, it was too similar! ”

Then several people took my mobile phone, saw the content in the video, and couldn't help but praise and said: "It's awesome, it's impossible to work, it's impossible for me to work in my life!" That's awesome* this guy! ”

I watched the video and was amazed again and again! Seeing that Master Ji was not there, it was not interesting to continue to stay here and admire, so I had to go back to my bedroom by myself.

Ji Ye is from Fuyang, Anhui Province, because there are three Anhui people in our class, Ji Ye, Lan Ruffian and Cuicui. The three people have different personalities, and I can't summarize the characteristics of their Anhui people. But I still have something to say about Ji Ye's understanding, after all, in the whole four years, Ji Ye is one of the best people to play with me. Even now, we are still in occasional contact, and the relationship has not faded because of the separation after graduation.

Let me introduce Ji Ye, he is a native of Fuyang, Anhui, I said it before. And his appearance is indeed seven or eight points similar to Guevara, and the outstanding character is that he is very principled. It's because of strong principles that I can't get used to some things, which leads to a bad relationship with some people in the dormitory. As an outsider, I can't comment on anything. And his principle is the basis for judging whether the person can be handed over or not. As long as he thinks that the person who is worthy of fellowship must be sincere, and if he has anything to say, he will inevitably be labeled as upright.

I remember that during the summer vacation of my sophomore year, Lan Yu and I decided to use this summer vacation to find a summer job to try. On the one hand, I feel that if I am at home, I will have nothing to do all day long, and it will be boring to live. On the other hand, if you find a summer job, you can not only train yourself, but also earn some extra money at the same time. So for these two reasons, we decided to work this summer.

I had the idea of working part-time when I was in college, but I didn't know where to start when it came time to get started, so we were both ready to find someone to take us along. Lan Ruffian's connections are relatively extensive, and after a while, he found two buddies of the mechanism, and at this time, they have a part-time job in their hands that seems to have good conditions. So Lan Ruffian tried to ask if he could get these two buddies to contact the family's unit, and let me go together. The two buddies were also more cheerful, and immediately agreed to ask the family man's company, and let us wait for his news later.

Since it was already a holiday, the school gave me an ultimatum to leave in a week, so we were very anxious during the waiting period. But fortunately, the two buddies brought gratifying news, saying that the company was short of people, and it was no problem to bring a few more of us. In this way, our hanging hearts were also relaxed, and after discussing the time with the two buddies, we thanked them well, and we were ready to work part-time.

I don't know how long Lan Ruffian told Sanji the news, and as soon as Sanji heard about the confirmation there, he wanted to go there too. Lan Ruffian agreed at that time, one more person can take care of each other, why not, and in this way, our team suddenly became five people.

On the day of the appointment, we took a ride together to the employer's place, which was a KTV, and the position we applied for was also a waiter. We didn't have any opinion on this position, but we were blinded by the conditions he gave in front of us at the time, obediently paid an introduction fee of 500 yuan, and then signed the contract to be officially hired.

At that time, we had no experience, and although we had some doubts, we finally couldn't do it. After signing the contract, we came to the KTV in another place in Fangshan District, and after a brief introduction, we officially started our part-time trip.

Before that, Lan Luo still knew a little bit about the world, and asked a few of us to pool the money to buy a cigarette for the supervisor. Just when we thought we were going to spend the next few months in this place, we were still basking in the pleasure of the first night's work, and we were called into the office by our supervisor.

Of course, we didn't know why, and we didn't know what the supervisor was looking for us, so we were obediently interviewed by him. At the beginning, the supervisor asked us how we were doing in the past few days and some things related to us, so as to shorten the distance. Finally, when everyone relaxed their vigilance, the director finally showed his true face after sparing so many circles. The supervisor counted our mistakes at work, and the effects of this profession on our student careers, so that all these methods of misleading, deceiving, and concealing were used, and there was a leader next to him who sang red and white with him. There is only one purpose for this, and that is to get us out of here obediently. At this point, we realized that this was an outright scam, offering us a lucrative reward for a job and earning a decent referral fee. And then persuade us to quit for all kinds of inappropriate reasons, I have to say that this is really full of routines.

Things have become clear to this point, and we can only blame ourselves for being deceived by interests at the beginning, and our experience is too shallow, so I am convinced. But one of the buddies in the mechanism was very iron-headed, saying that he had already paid the introduction fee, and no matter what impact it would have on him in the future, he would stay here for two months!

The director didn't think it was strange that this was happening, so he just told us to stay here alone for a while, and then went out on our own, so that we could call him when we thought about it. Of course, this was already expected by him, this is in someone else's territory, don't say that they will be tricked by them again for two months here, and we don't dare to use our future to bet on the truth or falsehood of the impact he said. We knew what was wrong with this buddy, and he finally came to an agreement with us.

After breakfast, we rushed back to school with 100 yuan of travel expenses donated by the company. Although we were cheated, we can't blame the two buddies of that mechanic, after all, they were also kind enough to help us. But after returning to school, Ji Ye couldn't help but taunt Lan Yu: "Lan Chao, you are too much, that supervisor is so routine, you still have to accompany the smiling face, it feels like you are the kind of master who has to count the money for others after being sold!" ”

Lan Yu was not happy and said, "If I hadn't been able to talk about it, would they have returned us 100 yuan?" This can be regarded as a slight recovery of our losses! You don't appreciate me, and you still question me! It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs! ”

Ji Ye said disdainfully: "We lack that money?" I can't get used to your kind of compromise, you look very despicable! If I didn't want the other hundred, I wouldn't give them a good look!" ”

Lan Ruffian was even more unhappy and said, "You are upright! Then why did you ask for the hundred? ”

Seeing this situation, I quickly persuaded them: "This is already the case, go back to your own home, don't say anything wrong with anyone, just be careful in the future!" ”

After saying that, the two of them went back to their bedrooms unhappily. After passing this matter, I asked myself, is it really easy for people to see clearly in front of interests? Or is it because we're greedy? Or is there an element of gambling in it? In the end, I came to a conclusion, stick to your own principles, in order not to be easily blinded.

After having the experience of being deceived this time, I officially got to know Master Ji, although the role of Master Ji in this incident was not large, but I was deeply impressed. After turning this one, we are in our senior year, and at this time we are going through the hardest time in our four years of graduate school, and I wrote a chapter on this time. Proposed here, I want to specially write about the divine performance of Master Ji during this time.

In my memory, Ji Ye belongs to this category of people with above-average IQs, and it is not necessary to describe how he solved the problems we discussed together. After all, even if I write a storm, I guess your interest is not too high, and in front of the story I want to write, it is not inferior.

In order to prepare for the war seriously, the fat man and Ye Ruffian in the bedroom both moved out of the bedroom and found their own small world outside. And Master Ji also saw this time, and after obtaining the consent of the fat man, he moved to our bedroom. The arrival of Master Ji not only became a glorious member of our graduate dormitory, but also got rid of the title of the most sloppy in the dormitory.

The chicken master in the state of the postgraduate examination is simply a fighting chicken, he gets up at about five o'clock before dawn every day, and quietly comes back from the outside at one or two o'clock every night, during this time he is either studying, or on the road and eating, unconsciously giving us considerable pressure. It is said that this is not afraid of other people's high IQ, but afraid that people with high IQ will work harder than you, so the state in our bedroom has also been mobilized.

One day, I had just come back from the cafeteria, and I was going back to take a nap before going to the library to continue my preparations. Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the bedroom door, suddenly a figure attacked my world. I saw that this person was wearing a green military coat, still with such messy curly hair, and an embarrassing beard, if it weren't for his face, I would have thought this person was Brother Sharp. As a result, I found out that this person was the dragon's head and tail thief Guevara. Sharp brother three chickens are also. I was quite strange why Master Ji, who is usually difficult to see during the day, suddenly appeared in the bedroom in such a costume, so I asked in the admiration of other people in the bedroom: "I went to Sanji, I haven't seen you change your career to be a model for many days?" ”

Wang Yayu smiled evilly and said: "Master Ji is too fantastic, being a student is too wronged!" ”

Sanji smiled and said: "There is a fan, this is not a set of green military uniforms I just ordered from the Internet, try to see if it fits!" ”

I circled around the chicken master and said, "Like! It's so similar! ”

Ji Ye was puzzled and asked, "Like what?" ”

I touched my chin and said, "It's like a sharp version of Che Guevara." After saying that, I flipped out the photo of Che Guevara in my phone and showed it to him.

Ji Ye didn't even look at it and said: "It's like a yarn, I said that person doesn't look like me at all!" I don't know what your eyes see! Are you all blind? ”

I smiled and said: "You don't look like others can't see what's wrong, but don't talk so much, how did you think of buying a military coat today, did you see the recent popularity of our military coat in Europe and the United States, and also want to lead the trend again?" ”

Ji Ye sighed and continued: "What do you think? What is this thing called a trend? I bought this just to prepare for studying overnight. ”

As soon as the words came out, the entire dormitory was boiling. If you don't go crazy, you won't survive, and we can't compare to this spirit. So I asked curiously: "Three chickens, 5 in the morning and 12 in the evening is not enough, why do you have to stay up all night?" What an exaggeration! I can't stand it! ”

Ji Ye smiled and said: "How can I try it, and the temperature in the graduate school entrance examination building at night is too low, take a coat to resist frost!" ”

Wang Yayu admired: "This is too good, then I want to ask you, don't you have to brush your teeth and wash your face?" ”

Ji Ye scoffed: "Nonsense! How could I be sloppy to that extent! No, I'm just coming back to get my toiletries! Hey, it's almost time, I should grab my things and leave! After speaking, Ji Ye took his things and went straight to the direction of the graduate school entrance examination building. Then only the jaw-dropping crowd was left in place.

Ji Ye really didn't come back that night, he stayed alone in the graduate school entrance examination building. The time was getting later and later, and the people in the whole classroom were leaving one by one, and when it was almost eleven o'clock, Ji Ye suddenly felt a little cold, so he put the military coat he had just purchased on it

body. As soon as I put it on, the warm current slowly gathered on my body. Ji Ye was secretly happy: It seems that there is really no mistake in buying a dress. While thinking about it, I decided to give the merchant a good review tomorrow, and then add a selfie of myself.

After more than half an hour, I finally got through the last person in the classroom. Ji Ye looked around the classroom, silently took out the toiletries that had been prepared, and prepared to go to the toilet to wash up, and then come back to fight for another two hours, and then you can squint directly for a while.

After washing, Ji Ye also continued to sit in his place and study. I don't know how long it took for the window next to me, I don't know why I opened a feng (the window of the entrance examination building is a fan-shaped window. The cold wind that screamed randomly drilled along this crack, and the position of the chicken master happened to be on this tuyere, and at this time, even if he put on a coat, it didn't have any effect. So Ji Ye had to get up and close the window. It is really much better to close the window, and after the chicken master has done this, he will continue to study. But when he returned to his seat, the corner of his left eye suddenly found a black figure, and Ji Ye, who didn't believe in ghosts and gods, thought that he was dazzled, so he didn't care too much and returned to his seat to study.

But after a while, Ji Ye became more and more wrong, because there would be some noises from behind, and Ji Ye had to pay attention. Ji Ye turned around and confirmed again, but found that there was still no abnormality, so he thought he had heard it wrong. Ji Ye looked at the time again and found that it was not early, and it was time to rest, so he lay down on the stool and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, a tingling sensation swept over Ji Ye's face, and Ji Ye was woken up by this stinging pain at this time. In the haze, I heard "Classmate, you are snoring too loudly and making noise for me!" ”

Then Ji Ye looked at the source of this sound, he didn't know if he didn't see it, and he was shocked when he saw the cold sweat. A horrible face leaked from under a stray hair, and a cold, pale hand was slapping his face through the sleeves of her long black coat. Ji Ye immediately curled up by the wall in fright, and his mind was now blank, not knowing what to do.

At this time, the object in front of him saw Ji Ye's reaction and said, "Classmate, what are you doing?" I'm just reminding you that it's okay to sleep, but can't you not snore! After speaking, he laughed again, as if he was laughing at Master Ji for being timid.

After hearing this, Ji Ye dared to open his eyes and look at the things in front of him, and only after seeing clearly did he realize how ridiculous his reaction was just now. It turned out that the person in front of him was also a professional all-nighter, and he had been in this classroom all night for several weeks, so the makeup on his body was naturally a little messy. As for her pale hands, it turned out to be a book she was holding. Only then did Master Ji breathe a sigh of relief. In order to hide the panic just now, Ji Ye casually perfunctory with the woman in front of him. After coming back to his senses, Ji Ye looked at the time and found that it was already about five o'clock in the morning, and the gaffe just now made him unable to stay in the classroom alone with this girl, although Ji Ye returned to the dormitory and lay on the bed and continued to rest. That's why we saw Ji Ye the next morning.

Since then, Ji Ye has never mentioned sleeping in the graduate school entrance examination building, whenever we ask him why he doesn't go, he always says: "After resting, efficiency will be improved!" In fact, he had a little resistance to this graduate school building.

Although this matter has become a joke for us, Ji Ye finally passed through his unremitting efforts and was finally admitted to Anhui University of Science and Technology, which is more than 700 kilometers away from Hunan University. After the graduate school entrance examination, we completely let go of ourselves in the following days, and our dormitory also entered the final madness. In our mahjong stage, Ji Ye has become a legendary-level existence.

Under my hand-in-hand teaching, we finally spread the mahjong of our Chongzhou to several roommates from all over the world in our dormitory, and then it was when we played mahjong every day. Chongzhou mahjong has only two rows, which is characterized by fast and exciting, so it attracts a group of people to come and see, and there are more people who buy horses. And among these figures watching the horse purchase, I don't know when there is an extra figure of the chicken master. None of us have explained the rules of this Chongzhou mahjong to the chicken master, what I didn't expect is that the chicken master has figured out the rules by himself when he has seen it for a day, and the next day when we are entangled in the messy accounts, the problem was solved by the bystander chicken master, which either means that the chicken master has a high IQ.

Seeing that Master Ji also understood the rules, so once again we asked Master Ji to come to him? What I didn't expect was that our question directly led to a more exciting mahjong career in the future.

When I first got started, Ji Ye blocked and killed God, and the Buddha should kill the Buddha, and we didn't leave a piece of armor to kill. After that, Ji Ye was a frequent guest at our card table, and the people around us were not like challenging Ji Ye all the time, but in the end, they were more defeated and less victorious, which led us to dare not easily try to fight with Ji Ye later. Master Ji also saw that we often don't call him mahjong, and probably knew why, so when playing with us, he deliberately released water to us, but how to release water is difficult to make up for our poor skills. Ji Ye has become our public enemy at this time, and later several of us who were slaughtered almost formed a coalition to deal with Ji Ye.

One day, when I went to the North District Canteen with Master Ji to eat, I asked with great interest: "Three chickens, how much have you won recently?" I don't think you haven't lost lately! ”

Ji Ye smiled and took out the dozens of dollars in his pocket and said: "You see, I only had more than 20 yuan two weeks ago, and now I haven't withdrawn a penny after two weeks, but I have dozens of dollars more in my pocket." ”

Looking at Master Ji's smug smile, I could only admire: "I'll go, and a few of us have become your mobile meal tickets?" ”

Ji Ye smiled and said, "It's okay for you to say that." ”

Afterwards, I told the rest of the dormitory about my conversation with Ji Ye. The fat man's reaction was the most intense, and the fat man said: "The chicken master is too good*! I'll play it with you. Saying that, the fat man tidied up his makeup, then took out his pocket with his hand and said, "Hey, I don't seem to have any money recently, I have to play mahjong for a while." Not bad, yes, I won dozens of dollars today, and the meal money is solved! ”

It's not over and we laughed and said: "Zhu Groove was playing a game on the table of the three chickens, and suddenly the network was interrupted, Zhu Groove looked at the network card and found that there was no money, so he told the three chickens" The fat man said at this time he raised his throat and said: "I saw that the chicken master patted Zhu Groove on the shoulder and said: 'Don't worry, I'll get you the network card' As a result, after an afternoon, the chicken master threw the two network cards in front of Zhu Groove and said: 'Enough'! ”

It's too vivid, the fat man's performance is really expressive, Ye Yu said: "It's so interesting, fat man, you're too funny!" But Master Ji is really fierce! I'm scared of him! ”

When the fat man heard this, he became even more energetic and acted again: "I suddenly want to drink happy water, but what should I do if I don't have money?" Let's play mahjong for a while! I suddenly want to eat Malatang today, but I don't have any money, what should I do? Go to the 。。。。。。 to play mahjong "This performance made us laugh for a while.

Since then, Master Ji has become a legend in our area, and his deeds are after we graduate, and when we get together, it has become something that cannot be talked about.

Ji Ye's four years of college are full of magical colors, and he is also a man I particularly admire. Before graduation, Ji Ye left me a sentence and said: "I want to start a business in the future!" ”

If it had come out of someone else's mouth, I'd have to make fun of him. But when these words came out of Ji Ye's mouth, I was very looking forward to it, so I said to him: "When you start a business, tell me, and even if I quit my job, I will help you!" ”

This conversation has also become a separate conversation after our graduation, so let me look forward to what it will be like to see Master Ji again!