Chapter 36: The Life of a Senior Year
At a certain time and place, the professor was making his fifty-third attempt. The professor looked at the burn marks left by the failure of the experiment, and the half of his finger that he had lost, and thought: This time I must succeed, I have tried so many times, I have lost so many things, I only have one last chance, I can only succeed and not fail.
The professor carefully poured a bottle of dark green reagent into the test tube, which he had used for three days and three nights after the last failure to calculate the ratio. The professor looked at his fingers again, and then carefully approached the test tube of the reaction raw materials with the dark green reagent in his left hand. Through the thick experimental protective glasses, it can be seen that the professor is very nervous. It was also because of the goggles that the sweat on the forehead did not flow into the eyes. Finally, the professor poured the contents of the reagent bottle into the reaction materials little by little.
When the first two drops were poured in, there was no reaction in the vial except that the reaction material had become darker. Seeing this, the professor added another drop, and as soon as the drop entered the raw material, the test tube immediately underwent a violent chemical reaction. Strings of bubbles bubble out from the bottom of the test tube to the top, and after the bubbles rush out of the surface of the reagent, they emit bursts of smoke! Just when we thought the smoke would engulf the entire laboratory, the smoke seemed to react with the air and disappear without a trace.
When we thought that this experiment had failed again, the professor's face suddenly became very crazy, and he took off his mask, and the professor began to breathe wildly, fanning his face while breathing! Then the professor excitedly said, "Success, success, finally success!" Yes! ”
The students on the side looked dazed, and in their eyes, the so-called experiment was to mix two unknown liquids, produce a little bubble, a little smoke, and then it was gone! One of the students muttered in a low voice, "What's it, why can't you understand what the professor is doing, and this is called success?" I don't think anything has happened! ”
Hearing that someone was puzzled, a senior next to the entrance of the laboratory waved his finger and said, "You don't understand, the professor's experiment this time is a great success!" Smell it! As he spoke, the senior put his finger on the fingerprint reader and opened the door to the laboratory.
With the opening of the laboratory door, a pungent smell immediately came to the face, and several students immediately felt familiar and unfamiliar as soon as they smelled this smell, but under the influence of the smell, they only felt that their minds were blank, and their blood was gushing, and they couldn't remember what it was like for a while!
The professor inside said frantically: "It's finally successful!" My Hong Kong foot imitation! Finally it worked! ”
"Hong Kong foot mimicry!" The students outside basically shouted in unison, and one of them said: "I said that I smelled this smell and my mind was blank, but it turned out that this smell made me difficult to breathe, lack of oxygen, and my mind would be blank!" The others nodded vigorously.
It's a ridiculous and crazy story, it seems a little funny, but it's something that's really happening in our lab, because Luppy and Panpan and I were all spectators who witnessed it. Someone is about to ask, do your electrical students have chemistry-related experiments? If not, then it's okay to go to other people's chemistry laboratories to visit, why don't you be idle.
To answer the first question, we don't really have any chemical experiments related to electrical. To answer the second question, do you believe me to say that I have nothing to do and go to someone else's chemistry lab to study? To tell you the truth, I don't believe it myself!!
In fact, this is how it all went. We all know that engineering students can't avoid experiments, especially in the third semester, according to our teaching plan, we have more and more experimental courses. The more experiments there are, the more accidents that accompany them. Looking at our electrical experiments, the danger of our experiments is ranked among the top among all university majors. What components explode, what experimental devices smoke, arc sparks, crackling, very exciting. However, this kind of stimulation makes our boring experimental course a little more interesting.
One day, in Uncle Dong's experimental course, Uncle Dong informed us of the complexity and danger of the experiment in advance, and repeatedly explained the details of the experiment to us. Not only that, Uncle Dong also specially instructed us that if we don't know how to proceed, we must not try rashly, and we must ask his opinion before operating again. Judging from Uncle Dong's performance, this experiment is indeed quite difficult and dangerous, and we naturally dare not slack off.
Lu Peng and I carefully followed the experimental operation step by step to wire the circuit, and we had to confirm it repeatedly. But at this time, the terrible chemical experiment mentioned earlier was also in full swing next to us, in the shoes of Wang Bingzhen next to us. At this time, the experiment had developed to the point where the senior opened the door of the laboratory, and the colorless and odorless irritating gas also followed the opening of the laboratory door and floated into the air.
Colorless, odorless, irritating gases are transmitted through the air to our respiratory tract. Coincidentally, our experiment was at the critical time of wiring. My body's instinctive response made me reject the irritating gas, but it also caused me to suffer from a temporary lack of oxygen, my eyes were foggy, and my mind went blank.
Before I knew it, I had inserted a wire into the 380V power supply hole, and the other end of the wire had been inserted into another 380V power supply hole. The result of this short-circuit connection is obvious, at least the line will break immediately, and at the worst, the entire test bench may be destroyed. The former is the most likely to occur, while the latter, although the test bench has a safety and leakage protector prevention, but there is also a small chance of it happening. However, whether it is the former or the latter, there is a risk of injury.
The moment I plugged in, a third unexpected happened, and that was that nothing happened. When we found out the reason later, it turned out that it was because we did not open and close the 380V air, resulting in the power module not being powered! It's just that we learned the reason later.
At that time, when we plugged in the 380V power supply, Wang Bingzhen next to us could see it clearly. When Wang Bingzhen saw us doing this, he quickly shouted nervously: "Be careful! What are you doing, how can you wire like this. After speaking, Wang Bingzhen checked our connection, breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Fortunately, the 380V electricity has not been supplied yet!" ”
Wang Bingzhen turned his head and reproached us: "What were you doing just now? It's too dangerous! ”
After Wang Bingzhen said this, we regained consciousness, and then we felt afraid of the operation just now. Lu Yu said nervously: "I didn't know what I was thinking just now, I felt that my brain was not good!" ”
I also nodded vigorously and said, "That's it, that's it, I don't know where there is a smell of rotting corpses, and it almost didn't stun me!" ”
At this time, I didn't realize that it was the smell of Wang Bingzhen's stinky feet, Wang Bingzhen was very embarrassed, and his tone softened and said: "Since you are confused, then don't touch this test, I'll operate it, and you just remember the data!" ”
We were also afraid that if Lu and I continued to operate, there might be some danger, so we had to nod and hand over the operation to Wang Bingzhen. After Wang Bingzhen accepted the experiment, we were idle, and I began to investigate the source of the smell. It's obviously impossible for a ruffian, everyone in the same dormitory knows it. Although my feet smell, it's mostly because I've worn shoes that don't ventilate or have done a lot of exercise. Today, I neither exercised nor wore inappropriate shoes, so after ruling out these possibilities, the only object of suspicion was Wang Bingzhen, who was operating the experiment.
Thinking of this, I gave Lu Peng a look, and Lu Lu knew what I meant, so she immediately gestured to the person in front of me with her eyes. Then I nodded in agreement. After understanding the reason, we are more concerned about the taste, and God knows how we get through that difficult experimental class in that state. However, from Uncle Dong's rating later, our experimental course has achieved an excellent result, which is higher than the previous ones, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise!
That day, Lu Lu joked with me and said, "Brother Piao, do you dare to compare with Wang Bingzhen's smelly feet?" ”
As soon as I heard that Lu Yu was going to do something, I said with a hehe: "I don't have to say this, I can't compare at all, because I am not on the same level as him at all!" Tell me who my feet stink? Obviously it doesn't taste at all! ”
The second brother on the side was not happy, and said emotionally: "Doesn't it stink?" I'll go, you don't know the smell of the pile of socks at your bedside, it's going to poison me! ”
I didn't care: "Second baby, you have smelled it for so long, you should be immune, besides, it's just the smell of my socks, my feet don't smell so big." ”
Lu Ruffian said on the side: "According to what you say, the people in Wang Bingzhen's bedroom should also be immune, but once Wang Bingzhen didn't wash his feet, and the result was that his clinical buddy was stinky, and I heard that Wang Bingzhen was forced to wash his feet." This is what you can endure! ”
The second baby also echoed: "Ah Piao, there is a kind, you can also go to Wang Bingzhen to feel the feelings, see if you can be immune!" ”
I didn't believe in their evil at the time, not to mention that it was useless for them to provoke me, I wanted to see how smelly he could be when he took off his shoes! I wanted to see how patient I was, so I said to the two of them, "Okay, I'll try it, I don't believe it, I can't even stand this stinking, how can I rule the world?" ”
Actually, I regretted it when I finished speaking, because I suddenly remembered what had just happened in the lab. I remember that at that time, I didn't have the slightest ability to resist, and I also had a chill down my spine when I thought about it. But I'm the kind of person who wants to die to save face and suffer crimes, and since the words come out, even if I die, I have to pretend to be vigorous.
So I walked out of the dormitory and went straight to Wang Bingzhen's bedroom, but I didn't expect that before I could go in, Huang Jun hurried out of their bedroom, which felt a bit like running away from the wilderness. Huang Jun saw me and asked, "Brother Zhuang, do you want to enter our bedroom?" ”
I nodded, and Huang Jun hurriedly persuaded: "I advise you not to go in, Bingzhen took off his shoes, I really couldn't stand it, so I came out to find Nengwen and them to play mahjong!" ”
I'm a little struggling right now, so I tried to open the door. Huang Jun saw that I was so iron-headed, and he didn't care about me and walked directly to Cao Yang's bedroom. As soon as I opened the door, I immediately regretted it, because the smell immediately greeted me. I subconsciously closed the door quickly.
As soon as I came to my senses, I quickly got out of the gas range of their dormitory and walked towards my own dormitory. At this time, I suddenly remembered what Huang Jun said, he said that he seemed to be going to Cao Yang's bedroom to play mahjong. Mahjong? They bought mahjong in their dorm? As a qualified Sichuan person, I naturally have to be excited when I mention mahjong. So I didn't hesitate to push open the door of Cao Yang's bedroom. When I entered the door, I saw that it was really in full swing playing mahjong for four people. I hurried up and watched them play.
They still play the old-fashioned mahjong with flowers and words, and it is not a bloody battle or a river of blood. It's stinky and long, and watching them play, I have to fall asleep. Wang Lei, as a native of Sichuan, has been losing in mahjong? It's really a shame for us Sichuan people, I thought to myself: Don't say that you are a Sichuan person in the future!
Watching them play like this, I really don't have any interest in continuing to watch them any longer. Then I silently left their dormitory. When she returned to the dormitory, Lu Yu asked excitedly, "Brother Piao, how is it, are you immune?" ”
I said in frustration: "I can't control it!" It seems that I will be better to the second baby in the future. After all, it's not that people are too difficult to be immune to smell! ”
Lu Ruffian said, "Yes, I've been in their dorm room for so long! ”
I shook my head and said, "No, as soon as I entered their dormitory, I came out right away!" ”
Lu Yu asked curiously, "Since you are not in their dormitory, where have you been just now, so long!" ”
I said to Lu Yu: "Cao Yang's bedroom watch them play mahjong!" They play mahjong, it seems to be Guangdong mahjong, it's so boring! and that Wang Lei, who has been losing, is really a shame for the Sichuan people. If you beat us Chuanma! As soon as I said this, I suddenly realized something, and I immediately said to Lu Yu, "Don't say it, I suddenly remembered something!" ”
After saying that, I immediately ran to the bed, opened my computer and logged in to a certain treasure! The word mahjong was searched for with a clear goal, and then carefully selected. , and then pay and wait for the goods to arrive. After a long wait, I finally waited for my beloved baby. As soon as I got my hands on it, I couldn't wait to open the package. Sure enough, it was something that I carefully selected, and the color and size of this mahjong were very much in line with my expectations.
Now that mahjong is in hand, it's a pity that new problems have arisen, who should I find to play? The current situation is that everyone in our dormitory is planning to go to graduate school, and in the second semester of the third year and the first semester of the senior year, everyone must go all out to prepare for the graduate school entrance examination. So I had to take advantage of the fact that everyone was not in a nervous state, and tried to invite the fat man and the great god to play. If you want to say anything that is unbearable in mahjong, that is, three are missing one! But there are no such problems in front of our Chongzhou mahjong, 23456 or even 7 people can play at the same time. It took me a lot of tongue to drag the fat man and the god into the table, and then I handed them the rules.
The fat man and the great god still have experience in mahjong, and they still understand the basic rules. So when I handed over the rules of playing Chongzhou mahjong to them, they quickly accepted it. Then we tried a few games, and they quickly picked up what I had taught them. When we were ready to play, I didn't expect Wang Yayu to want to participate in it. I didn't think about letting Wang Yayu play mahjong before, after all, he only likes to play games, so I didn't think about letting him come at the beginning. Now that he wants to have one, it just so happens that we are missing one, so why not. So I handed over the rules of Chongzhou Mahjong to Wang Yayu. Wang Yayu seems to understand whether he understands or not, and I'm not sure, but we still really started playing. 【
At first, it was fine, but after everyone was familiar with and accepted this gameplay, the fat man and the great god were like hanging up, and they won me and Wang Yayu. What I didn't expect was that the fat man actually played a sense of superiority, and said proudly: "I knew that this Chuanma was so exciting and so suitable for me, I would have asked Brother Zhuang to teach me a long time ago!" Oops, does someone play? I don't think I've been fooled out once! ”
Wang Yayu didn't hear the fat man talk about him, but just focused on the idea of sorting out the experience. Seeing that the fat man was so angry, the great god also followed suit: "Bloody battle to the end, interesting, exciting!" Come on, come on, keep going! ”
With that, we continued to play, and I didn't pay attention to them, because I knew how they would be happy to play with me if I didn't give them some sweetness. Everything is a strategy, who loses and who wins is not certain, let you taste the sweetness today! I'll paddle and see how you fall into the palm of my hand tomorrow. I looked at him and was quietly happy. But I overlooked the potential threat of a rookie named Wang Yapu, and it was he who disrupted my entire plan.
When I continued to play, the great god and the fat man still won, but after two rounds of mahjong experience, Wang Yayu began to wake up.
"Oops! Am I nonsense? ”
"Oops, it looks like it's nonsense again!"
"Ah, it's wrong! I knocked out all of Hu's cards! ”
"Ah luck, the cards that were knocked out are touched again, self-draw!"
"Oh my God!"
"Tianhu!"
It is said that the novice is fierce, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce, it seems that I underestimated the existence of Wang Yayu. Wang Yayu's beard caught the fat man and the great god off guard, and after being held a few times in a row, he began to wilt, and he lost his arrogance.
In the next sentence, Wang Yayu confirmed the second and third and said: "Oops, it seems to have touched myself!" Yes, yes, I'm, self-touching! Hey! ”
The fat man was embarrassed, and while starting to take the next handful, he said, "Wang Yayu, don't you know how to play?" You've been fooling around these handfuls, and I suspect that you pretended to be just now, and now you're showing your real strength. ”
Wang Yayu touched the cards and said with a smile: "I didn't lie to you, this is my first time playing mahjong, although I don't know how to play, but I'm lucky!" Oops, it looks like it's nonsense again! ”
The fat man got angry and said, "It's endless! So good at it? I admit that the novice is lucky, and it is off! The key king ruffie is so annoying! Come on, come on, I won't be able to cure you if I don't believe me today!" It's no wonder that the fat man knows Shi Lezhi, I heard Wang Yayu say this next to me, and I instantly had the urge to hit him, hey, who, who, what are you pulling me for? We just want to talk to Wang Yayu calmly. How? You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, forget it. Although I think so, I don't want to target Wang Yayu yet, after all, he has always been like this, and this time it hasn't touched my bottom line.
In order to make the game even more interesting, I decided to secretly add a little fuel to the fire between them. In these few sentences of the game, I found that the fat man has a very bad habit of loving to draw cards in advance,,, and this shortcoming is what I want to take advantage of, and I still sit in his house. In this way, a few of us started the next battlefield with our own careful thoughts.
In the rest of the time, every time I saw the fat man's expression become casual, and a little nervous and secretly happy, I knew that the fat man would definitely need this card next, and my mission was to do my best to steal his card every time he showed this expression!
Touch! Touch! Lever! Wildly! Every time I said these words, the fat man's face changed slightly, and I could see that he was not happy. And Wang Yayu because of my operation, the opportunity to play cards has become more, and Hu's is becoming more and more frequent, this fat man, even can't speak clearly, I have to keep saying, the next handful! After a few laps like this, the fat man's mentality was completely blown up, and even the mood with the great god became bad! Wang Yayu didn't feel it, so he kept chattering somewhere, and the angry fat man had a crooked mouth and a slanted face. In the end, I was really depressed, I lost the last handful, and when I lost the money, I threw it on the table and said, "Give it!" Take it for prostitution! No, no, no! After saying that, he ran outside with his mobile phone.
And in the next few days, I kept tricking the fat man and the god to play mahjong together, and the two of them couldn't stand my soft grinding and hard bubbles, so they tried to play a few games with me. The results of these few times were mainly based on the fiasco of the two of them, and the best one was that the great god won more than 20 yuan, and then the great god used the more than 20 yuan to pay for the spicy incense pot at night.
After the two of them were abused many times, they finally couldn't stand it anymore, no matter how soft and hard I was, they didn't care. Among them, the fat man also rejected my request on the grounds that he was imminent about the exam and preparing to revise. Later, they even brought in a slut as a lobbyist, and I had to put the mahjong in the corner.
(I said that I was writing about the life of my senior year, but I didn't expect such a long paragraph to be foreshadowed earlier.) Next, I'll write about the life of this senior year! )
For the next period of time, several of us were frantically preparing for our graduate school entrance examination. I won't go into detail during the graduate school entrance examination, so we'll skip this period.
In the blink of an eye, we finally ended our journey to graduate school, and we came to the last semester of college, which was also the last semester we stayed in school. For the rest of the year, we didn't have anything else to do except the little pressure of the graduation project, so the question before us was how to waste the last days of this university.
Sleeping, games, basketball, traveling, we kept trying to get through this long time. When we tried these things for a long time, we looked at the time and realized how many days had passed. So I started the next one. fought CS again, and found that there was no longer the original passion; Teach the second baby and Wang Yayu LOL, and as a result, the two dishes are picked, and every time you open the black, your mind explodes! But it's kind of a joy in our lives.
One day, when I visited Caoyang's dormitory, I found that the group was playing Guangdong mahjong slowly, and I suddenly had an open brain, and I thought: This thing is perfect for use at this time! Although the first mahjong left a shadow on the fat man, the fat man should bear it.
I hurried back to my bedroom, looking for my long-sealed mahjong bag. That sacred thing was lying quietly in the corner waiting for me to come. I carefully took the bag out, stripped off the dust that had been deposited on it, and then took it out with a ceremonial step. Reaching the middle of the dormitory, I exclaimed, "It's time to do your duty!" Simba! Then I held it up high. The rest of the people, too, with reverence, quickly knelt down and bowed down to me, and in this way, greeted its arrival. (A little romance, a little whitewashing, hehe!) )
As soon as Wang Yayu saw me take out this kind of thing, he couldn't wait, after all, his first mahjong experience was very pleasant. After determining the first candidate, we should then look for the remaining candidates, and at this time, Ye Yu actually recommended himself. Think about it, after all, he is from Chongqing! The people of Sichuan and Chongqing do not have any resistance to mahjong.
As soon as he saw Ye Ruffian's high spirits, the fat man couldn't sit still, and he also joined us on this battlefield. The fat man's purpose this time was still not pure, but he came with his breath, so he said to Wang Yayu at the beginning: "Today I swear to teach someone a lesson!" ”
Wang Yayu smiled and said, "Hehe! Does the fat man still hold a grudge? Don't worry, I'll pay attention to the severity of my hand today! ”
When the fat man heard this, he was even more unconvinced: "If I don't convince you today, I will follow your surname!" ”
Wang Yayu still said calmly: "Follow my surname? Is that my son? But Wang Yunting sounds so wrong! ”
Ye Ruffian saw the two of them talking about it, and said impatiently: "Don't talk so much nonsense, see the truth under your hands!" ”
With that, we sat down and prepared to start this battle, but the fat man signaled: "Wait! ”
Ye Ruffian said impatiently: "Too much? What's wrong? ”
The fat man got up and said, "No, I won't sit on Brother Zhuang's house!" ”
It turned out that the fat man still remembered that he was not stupid and understood a little bit of thinking, so I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, it's different to sit there!" There are many things, just like you wish, I will be your home! ”
Then I switched places with the fat man, and I thought to myself: Sample, if you are not honest, it will not treat you the same! Don't say much, let's give them some Ma Wei first, otherwise don't give them some color to see, they don't know how many pairs of eyes Ma Wang Ye has.
It's good luck with today's cards, the first few cards are really to my liking, and I gave them some color as expected. I asked the fat man: "Hey, today, my luck in this direction is good, fat man, do you regret changing positions with me?" ”
The fat man looked at me with his spare eyes and said, "It's only been the first few rounds, what is it like in the end, we don't know yet, and we are less proud." I'll clean up with you and Wang Yayu later! ”
I smiled slightly, "Mmmm, wait to see how you perform!" After saying this, we began to play the next few rounds, which can be regarded as a fat man's time, but I didn't expect to make two rounds of nonsense. But he just started to tremble, and he really didn't change his mind.
I said to Wang Yapu: "Wang Yapu, what's wrong with you today, take out the momentum of your first mahjong, don't let the fat man squash your momentum!" ”
Wang Yayu said with a smile: "Don't worry, the fat man's death is not far away, I am warming up, and now the warm-up is complete!" ”
The fat man said disdainfully: "Let's see, who can laugh at the end today!" ”
"Yo, what about the war?"
We looked back and saw that the great god had come, and the great god said to us, "How is the battle?" ”
The fat man said: "I don't lose or win at the moment, but it's time for me to behave later, you watch from behind me, how I slaughtered them!" ”
The great god smiled and said, "Interesting! ”
Coming to the next hand, the fat man turned over the cards in his hand, and found that it was very good, and the sky listened to the nine, so the fat man said to us excitedly: "God listened!" Little-armed cubs, be careful! ”
I smiled and said, "Isn't it just heaven?" After adding it twice, it will be like this, I predict that you will not be able to fool this time! ”
The fat man smiled and said, "Let's see!" ”
As soon as the great god heard my words, he looked at the cards I was holding, and after seeing this, he subconsciously covered his mouth with his hands, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. When I saw this action of the great god, it was instantly clear, and I thought to myself, don't try to win from me this time!
When he first thought of this, Wang Yayu looked at the cards carefully and said, "I really want to hear it!" Listen to God! ”
The fat man smiled: "Wang Yayu, you can see clearly, don't cheat!" ”
Wang Yayu reconfirmed his cards and said, "It's heaven!" ”
Seeing that Wang Yayu was so sure, the fat man didn't say anything, only optimistic about the cards in his hand. At the beginning of the game, after a few rounds of cards, I found that the fat man's face did not change at all, so I also played my cards normally. Just when I touched the next card, I found that when the fat man touched the card in advance, the subtle change in his face, I thought: It seems that something is going to happen, my fight! So I immediately split the cards that I had already made and split them into one.
A crisp and loud "Touch!" "It echoes my decision to take this adventure! I looked at Ye Yu and couldn't help but admire: sensible! Ye Yu didn't know why I was looking at him, and said with a blank face: "What's wrong?" Don't let you touch? ”
I smiled and said, "It's time to touch!" It's time to touch! What do you say, fat man? ”
The fat man said angrily: "Bumper bumper!" It's yours, before Brother Zhuang sat under me when he loved to touch the cards, didn't think about it, to you sit under my house, or like to touch the cards! Are you targeting me? ”
Ye Yu said disgustedly: "That means I can't touch it?" I'm going to touch it! After saying that, he hit a second cake and came out.
"Two cakes!" I said loudly, and the fat man was immediately interested when he heard that I wanted this two cakes! I thought: I still came to me after going around and around, it seems that the sky is going to kill you today! Brother Zhuang touched it well!
Where am I touching here, I'm going to be a bar! But it's too boring to just come out. Without saying a word, I threw out the two two cakes, and what I could see was how much anticipation the fat man's expression was at this time.
I saw the fat man's expression, and then silently took out another piece of two cakes and said, "I want a bar!" ”
Although the fat man looked a little unexpected, he believed that I would definitely not ask for that card, and it was acceptable to use the bar. I silently touched this card, and I saw what the fat man was going to do! Chicken? I looked at the card, pretended to be inadvertently dangling it in front of the fat man, and threw it on the table. When the fat man saw my performance, he smiled and decided that he was nine out of ten.
At this time, I pulled up the hatred and said: "Oh, I didn't want to be a chicken, but it was a flower on the bar, and I added it twice!" I'm still Hu; Let's go! ”
The fat man vomited blood when he heard this, and the great god couldn't help laughing on the side. I pretended to say to the fat man, "Fatty? Do you want a chicken? ”
The fat man said: "If you are nonsense, you are nonsense, there is so much nonsense!" After saying that, he touched the next card and threw it out in displeasure.
Unexpectedly, Wang Yayu needed this card, Wang Yayu hurriedly grabbed this card and said: "I'm nonsense!" ”
When the fat man saw that Wang Yayu was also angry, he was angry, and he had a good deck of cards, but he was beaten to this extent, if he could do it, he would do it! When the fat man saw that the card he had touched was useless, he immediately played it.
Ye Ruffian then touched the cards, slapped them on the table and said, "All by yourself!" With that, he knocked his cards down.
The great god kept watching behind the fat man, and when he saw the end, he laughed unscrupulously and said, "Hahaha! Fat man, you're really backing, a good card of 147, stunned is no Hu! ”
The fat man said angrily: "I blame you!" You must have brought me bad luck! I said how soon you come in, I can't touch any cards! ”
The great god was also scolded inexplicably, but I can imagine what the mood was at the time, and the great god said unconvinced: "Come on, come on!" Next, let me come up and teach this boy a lesson!
Ye Yu heard the great god say this and said: "I'll come, the great god, you will do it for me, and I will buy a horse later!" ”
At this time, I made a suggestion and said: "Ye Ruffian doesn't need to play, wouldn't it be more interesting to play mahjong for five people!" ”
As soon as the words came out, it felt like it had refreshed their world view, Ye Ruffian was okay, he knew how to play mahjong with many people, but in the psychology of the rest of the people, he only admitted that mahjong could only be played by four people. Among them, the most puzzling is Wang Yapuff, Wang Yaruffian kept saying: "How do five people play, it's better to only play four people!" ”
The rest of the people also echoed the voice, and I saw that they were so strong that I had to give up, and said: "Four is four, Ye Ruffian, then you can buy a horse!" Hey, you old antiques, how interesting the five-person mahjong is, you don't even accept it! Okay, it's up to the four of you! ”
After the addition of the great god, the situation has changed dramatically, it is good for me and Wang Yayu, for the two of him, I only remember the last stage, these two are not thinking about how to turn the book, but thinking about how to lose less than the other party!
They were worried about who lost less at this time, and Wang Yayu and I were silently stealing fun, I thought to myself: I didn't expect to play cards twice and I won back the capital of mahjong, no, I can win one more network card today! Thinking about this, I focused more on the last few hands! Finally lived up to his wishes, not only won the network card, but also solved the dinner matter by the way.
In the end, the fat man was slightly better and lost more than 90, and the great god was more than 80. Ye ruffian, who bought horses, basically did not lose or win, most of the money won fell into my pocket, and the rest went to Wang Yapuff.
looked at the great god and the fat man, who were still calculating each other's faults, and looked happy. Looking at the hot appearance of the two, I can only say: "It's good to be happy!" ”
This mahjong deeds, like opening the door of a new century, our Chongzhou mahjong simple and exciting gameplay instantly won the favor of several nearby bedrooms, I don't know when the news went out of the way for me The most intuitive feeling for me is that every time we play mahjong, there are a group of onlookers, and the number of people is increasing. And Ji Ye doesn't know when he became one of them, and his behavior is heralding the calm before the storm, but these are all later words.
It can be said that eighty percent of our lives in the latter part of our senior year are basically inseparable from the word mahjong, and it is the addition of mahjong that makes our senior life feel positive every day. Unlike the previous aimless, but corresponding to the arrival of mahjong, our final life has become interesting.
Mahjong is an important part of our senior life, but too much mahjong life makes us look like a gambling stick. So sometimes we still do other things on a whim for fun. For example, tourism, being on the edge of the Forbidden City, is also quite rich in tourism resources. So in addition to mahjong, tourism also has a place in our senior life.
I remember that our first group outing was in front of Bauhinia City, under Tiananmen. Although the trip is still fresh in our memory, in the end, we only watched the flag raising and took a small tour of Wangfujing, and then hurriedly rode back to school. So I decided to go to the Forbidden City this time, and Master Ji heard me and resolutely joined my trip. Finding a like-minded person, this trip will definitely be more interesting!
We took 811 to the subway station according to the plan, and then went to Tiananmen East on the left. After leaving the subway station and passing the security check, I crossed the Jinshui Bridge. Along the way, we found that there seemed to be a lot of people on the road, but the number was abnormal. According to our expectations, the number of people in front of Tiananmen Square is simply more than that. For some unknown reason, we had to keep going.
It wasn't until we got to the noon gate that the ticket office knew why there weren't as many people as expected. At first, we saw a few people scattered at the ticket office, and we didn't know what was going on, but when we walked in, we found that there was no one at the ticket office. We should
It's very strange, so let's see if there's an announcement nearby explaining it. But we searched for a long time and didn't find the news of the notification. So we had to go to the staff on duty and ask why.
Unexpectedly, the news that the staff told us was that the Forbidden City was closed on Monday! At that time, we were very surprised, and we were just as surprised as a few tourists from other places nearby. I looked around and saw that there were certainly not a few people like us
Coming with hope, due to his own negligence, he did not get the desired result, and he must have been disappointed in his heart. Fortunately, we adjusted our mentality in time and went to Beihai Park behind the Forbidden City to have a look. There are so many tourist attractions like Beihai Park in Beijing that there are no particular places to depict. But what I remember most about that time is the 45 yuan oil splash noodles in the restaurant next to his ticket office! It's so delicious, I won't dare to eat it a second time!
This trip has become a regret in my university. Fortunately, in the later time, I completed a long-cherished wish to visit the Forbidden City with a high school repeater buddy Heiwa'er, who is also in Beipiao.
After going back that day, Ji Ye and I complained about the trip, and Wang Yayu was not calm after hearing the news that we were going to Beijing, and blamed the two of us for not asking him to go together. We didn't expect Wang Yayu's reaction to be so strong, and we only vaguely said that we would definitely take him next time.
But Wang Yayu was impatient, and after the same day, he made an appointment with Liu Hao for a three-day tour of Mount Tai! When he came back, he kept complaining to us, being crowded, tired, and disappointed. At this moment, when I looked back on the past, I realized: it was still his * mahjong interesting. So we immediately threw ourselves into a new battle. We went to 333 together, and it was the dormitory where there was no way to get foot, and there was no way to do it, after all, the battlefield had been transferred to their dormitory!
At this time, the battle had started in their bedroom, we pushed the door and saw that the excited Lao Kai was sitting on the bench in the toilet and won the card, and Ye Yu, who was buying a horse next to him, immediately leaked a happy look when he saw Lao Kai Hu. The slut was smoking, the chicken was touching the cards, and there was an old superskin frowning and looking at his cards. This scene is the most representative picture of our senior life. And after this picture, we have to face that we will part soon.
If I had gone back to that moment, I would say solemnly to the gang, "Do you or not!" (If you don't understand the meaning, please see Dapeng Dick Silk Men's Mahjong!) )