Chapter 8: Talking at Night
Wealthking and Disaster Prevention, two universities that are only separated by a wall, have never lacked comparisons between their students, do you say that the gap between the two is big? It's big, but both universities are directly affiliated with the National Security Bureau, and the admission scores and geographical locations are similar, and even the teachers of the two schools have courses taught in each other's schools; It's not big, but the gap between the two schools is different in all aspects. Just talking about the flow of people in the school at night, disaster prevention is a door, and Huake can be described as a door.
On this road from the North District to the Central District of Huake, there are even more people at night than during the day. If you want to pick out the place with the largest number of people from so many places, it has to be the fourth canteen. The fourth canteen is actually the three rows of small food trucks on the road that we only see in the Central and North districts, and since ancient times, freshmen and sophomores do not like to eat in their own school cafeterias, so these small food trucks are an excellent place for them to forage for food every day. This covers the north, south, east and west, from rice to noodles, from fried to boiled, all kinds, there is always one that can satisfy your tongue.
At the entrance closest to the North District, it is occupied by a small food truck that stands all year round, and if you want to talk about its taste, you can just look at the people who wait in front of this food truck every time.
There were many students waiting in front of the dining car looking at their phones, and basically the students left one after another. The long orders are even mixed with people who have booked to buy things elsewhere. Sonorously, I saw an old man over fifty years old skillfully pouring a little oil into the pot, evenly churning on his gas stove, and in an instant the whole bottom of the pot was boiled by hot oil. With one hand, a knock, and a turn, a whole egg is placed in the pot in the form of a flower. Cabbage, bean sprouts, ham sausages, and other ingredients for homemade fried rice are put into the pot one by one. Sonorous, his left hand easily flipped the huge pot, but the old man, who had been doing this for a long time, was able to use it with ease, as if he didn't need to make much effort. Rice mixed with ingredients is tumbling wantonly in this pot. Peppers, salt, chopped green onions, and all kinds of accessories are like a heavenly maiden scattered flower version and put into the golden rice ball. Sonorous and sonorous, and then back and forth two or three times, the spoon digs and rests, digs and rests. The steaming fried rice lay quietly in the lunch box. Then it's all about bagging, paying for it, and taking it away. The birth cycle of a round of gastronomy is over.
"This classmate, your fried rice is ready." Lu was already deeply conquered by the outstanding skills of the second child, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a while, and stood there dumbfounded.
Seeing that Lu Ruffian didn't answer, the second wife's wife twisted her lips, and the sexy big black mole on her lips was also beating up and down: "Classmate! ”
After shouting like this, Lu Yu came back to his senses, took out the change that had been prepared in his hand and handed it to the second wife, and then happily took the meal away.
The second fried rice is definitely an unforgettable food, I don't know if I was the first or the fat man introduced this delicacy to the people in the dormitory. But the people in the dormitory couldn't stop eating this god-like fried rice, and Lu was obsessed with it in a state of almost madness.
Today, I don't know how many times Lu Ruffie has bought this fried rice, Lu Ruffie staggered back to his bedroom with the food in his hand.
"Lu, are you back?" Ye Ruffian asked as he sat on his bed and watched Lu Ruffian come back.
Lupu smiled and nodded. Ye Ruffian was shocked when he saw the things in Lu Ruffian's hand: "Could it be the second child!" ”
At this time, Wang Yacheng also came over to take a look and said, "Lu, you are a ji, how many boxes of dick did you eat today?" ”
When Lu Ruffian heard this, he showed his standard teeth and said with a smile: "Three meals a day, eat the second meal at a time." Then he snorted evilly.
Ye Yu continued to show that surprised expression and said: "Lu, I'm convinced of you, I eat three meals a day, and I don't get tired of panicking!" ”
At this time, Lu Yu was already sitting on the stool, and began to pick up chopsticks and eat. I saw that they were talking and seemed to want to say something but didn't know how to say it, so I said, "Well, well...... Forget it, let's wait until you're done, lest you run out of appetite to eat. At this time, Lu Yu was just enjoying her own food, and probably didn't care about what I said.
"Cool!" After Lu Yu finished eating the dick in front of him, Lu shouted, and then made a satisfied expression. Suddenly, as if remembering what I had just said, Lu Ruffian asked, "You, what did you just say?" ”
As soon as I heard it, I immediately said: "Lu, don't eat the second child in the future, it's too dirty!" I'll tell you," he said and remembered the details he had found when he was buying his second child, and then suddenly felt nauseous.
"Why isn't it clean?" Luppy asked.
I continued: "I saw it when I was buying the second child that day, the second child was about to cough before sprinkling the green onions, but I didn't expect to cover it directly with his hand and cough it, and then continued to use the hand to cover his mouth to grab the green onion and sprinkle it in the pot, hey~ I don't want to say it." ”
Lu Yu seemed to make up these pictures in his head, and suddenly his expression became solemn. I continued: "You didn't see the second child's action of grabbing salt! ”
At this time, Lan Ruffian saw that he could do things, so he gloated and said: "Look at that second brother, rub it with two fingers when grabbing salt, and then throw it into the pot." The key is that his hands often wipe sweat" and then laughed and continued: "The sweat is salty, maybe the salt there is produced by himself, self-produced and sold, too good*!" ”
Now Lu Ruffian heard it, and painfully stopped Lan Ruffian and said, "Don't go on, oops, disgusting!" ”
At this time, Wang Yacheng couldn't help it, so he said cheaply: "You didn't see it, the second daughter-in-law's expression was looking at Lu, hahaha." ”
The more Lu Yu listened, the more unpleasant he felt in his heart, and he wanted to vomit when he turned over the river and the sea in his heart, but he couldn't vomit it out. Everyone in the dormitory burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at? As soon as I came back and I was outside, I heard your laughter," and the fat man came back from outside with his schoolbag on his back, pushed open the door, and asked.
At this time, Wang Yacheng said lightly: "I didn't talk about anything, it means that the second daughter-in-law has taken a fancy to you." Then he grinned.
When the fat man heard this, he said: "Wang Yacheng, get out of the calf, I have taken a fancy to you!" After saying that, he put his schoolbag on the bed.
At this time, Lan Ruffian said: "We're talking about the second fried rice." ”
As soon as the fat man heard this, he said, "Cao Yang bought a box just now, and said how delicious it is." ”
At this time, Lu was not happy: "Oh, can you stop talking about it, and I'm going to vomit it again!" ”
Lan Ruffian laughed when he heard this and said, "Look at that second brother using two fingers in the salt box, and then rubbing, rubbing!" After saying that, I couldn't help but dispel it.
At this time, the fat man didn't know why he wanted to interject, so he said: "I said that you don't want to buy the second child in the future, when I accompanied Cao Yang to buy it just now, I saw ......"
Lu ruffian quickly interrupted and said, "Don't say it, fat man, it's disgusting!" ”
Ye Ruffian was already laughing on the bed at this time, and said: "Fatty, you say it again, it is estimated that Lu will kill you later, you don't know that Lu Ruffian ate three boxes of the second child today, and at night I heard Brother Zhuang and Lan Chao tell me how dirty the second child is, and now he is almost throwing up." I didn't expect you to come back and say, hahaha! After saying that, he patted his leg.
The fat man finally understood what was going on, so he laughed and said: "The second fried rice is wonderful, the one who is a bargain, eat it at the top and pull it down, and continue to eat it after pulling it down, moistening the intestines and laxative." Oh my god, it's so cool! It's the New Year in the first month, and the old and young masters ...... said that it wasn't enough fun, and then they adjusted it. There was such a sway from side to side, everyone couldn't stop laughing, except for Lu Yu. 、
Lu Ruffian got into bed, lay on the bed, and didn't listen to us with headphones, when a burst of commotion suddenly came to mind outside: "Whose son are you talking about?" You come over to me, quick! Call grandpa, you little turtle grandson! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Wu Shuo holding a broom and pushing open the door and entering. "What are you doing? Wu Shuo? The fat man asked when he saw this.
Wu Shuo leaned against the door and said with a smile: "Help me resist the great god!" ”
I saw someone shouting outside: "Wu Shuo's son, where is it?" Don't hide it from Daddy, Daddy sees you there. ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the door was violently pushed open, and a broom took the lead in entering the door, and then the great god took the broom and went back and forth on Wu Shuo a few times, and then laughed and walked away. Wu Shuo shouted unconvinced, and chased out, leaving only the people who ate melons to stay where they were.
"What the hell?" The fat man closed the door and returned to his bed.
The lights were almost out, and everyone was tidying up, washing, and then lying in bed and joking with each other. Just after eleven o'clock, the whole building was dark. But black can't be said to mean that everything is calm, everything begins to fall asleep, and the tiredness of the whole body is looking forward to this from this time to recuperate, and when you open your eyes tomorrow, you will be full of vitality.
That's not the definition of a college student's night, especially in the men's dormitory. Playing games all night, chasing dramas, and playing mahjong abound. Even if not everyone is like this, they delay sleeping time by at least an hour.
Before we brought our computers in our freshman year, the hour in between was usually filled with chats.
Lan Ruffian stared at his phone, and the white light on the phone shone on his face, looking like a ghost. Lan Yu said: "Today I met the first sister of the management again, riding a bicycle, I feel distressed when I look at that bicycle." Can such a big and small bicycle resist? ”
Wang Yacheng said with a smile when he heard this: "It's rotten, didn't the fat man just buy one?" Just give it to him. ”
The fat man smiled and said, "Hehe! ”
At this time, Lu Yu, who was disgusted just now, instantly became interested and said: "Yes, when I was shopping for food before, I ran into Miao Miao and bought more than a dozen steamed buns directly!" Appetite is really big. ”
Wang Yacheng smiled and said, "Lu, do you mean you saw it when you bought the second child?" ”
When Lu Yu heard this, he said angrily: "The second child who bought you * is the time to buy Sichuan with you!" Wang Yacheng, you are too cheap! ”
The fat man laughed and said, "Wang Yacheng, don't you also like to buy Sichuan?" I still love to buy steamed buns so much, this is terrible, just ask Miao Miaoyun to give you one or two in the future. ”
Wang Yacheng smiled awkwardly and said, "What do you want me to do, it's for you!" ”
The fat man stepped up his offensive and said: "I don't know who it is, I deliberately inquired about other people's names, and said that I was helping others to inquire." ”
Wang Yacheng continued: "I'm here to inquire! ”
The fat man smiled and said, "It's still pretending." "Cheng, don't buy steamed buns, I'll give you one or two here." As she spoke, she saw Miao Miao take out one or two from a bag of steamed buns and hand them to Wang Yacheng shyly. Wang Yacheng took the steamed bun and saw that there was one more steamed bun, so he quickly picked it out, and stretched out his hand to give it to Miao Miao: 'Give, your steamed bun!' Then Miao Miao shyly threw down her bag, then held Wang Yacheng's hand tightly with both hands and said, "No, it's your steamed bun!" 'Hahaha......"
At this time, Lu Ruffian learned the voice of the fat man and said, "No, it's your steamed bun." He laughed out loud.
It was too dark to see Wang Yacheng's expression clearly, but Wang Yacheng said, "Fatty, you are a ji." Your family's Cuicui is thinking about you. ”
When the fat man heard this, he hurriedly said, "Get out of the calf!" ”
Lan Ruffian laughed and said, "Brother Guo, Brother Guo, you see Cuicui calling you like this every day, she must like you." ”
The fat man was not happy and quickly explained: "Who likes whom? Pull it all to me! ”
Lu Yu echoed again: "Cuicui must like fat people, it is estimated that it was because the fat man sang exaggerated that day, and Cuicui's girl's heart was completely fascinated!" ”
Lan Ruffian said again: "Yes, you see that when Cuicui called us, it was like you, and it was obviously emotionally attracted to you!" ”
At this time, the second brother, who had been listening stupidly on the upper bunk, suddenly said in a sentence: "Fatty, I said you should leave!" ”
"One is a study committee member, the other is a literature and art committee, and there must be collisions in the work. Fatty, you are lucky, there will be a study committee object in the future, and you don't have to worry about the whole study at all! I looked at the fat man and said.
I don't know why, the fat man's attitude at this time came to a 180-degree turn and said happily: "What you said seems to make sense, no, your words woke me up, you listen, at this time I can no longer be passive, I want to take the initiative"
At this time, Lan Ruffian smiled evilly and said, "Fatty, how are you going to take the initiative?" ”
The fat man smiled and said, "I'm going to say in front of him and her how much I like her." ”
Lu Ruffian poked her head out of the top bunk and said, "What is that, what is that truth?" It's said to give us a listen, let us give you a reference" After speaking, Lu Lu laughed, completely forgetting the second fried rice just now.
At this time, the fat man was even more energetic, so he said boastfully: "I want to tell her, Cuicui, I have liked you since I first saw you and can't extricate myself, every day I dream of you in my mind, and I will dream of you at night, I love you like a mouse loves rice." Ah, I love you, without you I am like a fish without water, a bird without a blue sky. ”
After speaking, everyone burst into laughter, and at this time, Ye Yu came out of the balcony after making a phone call and said, "Nima, what are you laughing at, laughing so highly, I want to listen to it too." ”
Lan Yu couldn't close his mouth with a smile and said, "Hahaha, the fat man confessed to Cuicui just now." ”
It didn't matter what he heard, Ye Yu hurriedly said: "Nima, is it so exciting? I'm going to hear it too, fat man again? ”
The fat man was overjoyed and was about to start playing once: "Just say it, listen to it......"
At this point, I had a clear idea in my head and quickly stopped me and said, "Wait, I'm going to come down and listen." After saying that, I turned around and jumped down, flipped my phone and put it on the bed and said, "It's time to start!" ”
Lan Yu also seemed to understand what I meant, so he said while holding his mobile phone: "Hurry up, you fat man!" Slurred! ”
So the fat man repeated the passage just now without effort, and added more oil and vinegar, and after saying Changshu, he took a breath, and then laughed and said to the east coast: "How about listening enough?" ”
Lan Yu deliberately guided the fat man and said: "Who do you love, I didn't hear clearly!" Say it again."
The fat man knew Lan Yu's thoughts, but I knew that because I thought the same way, the fat man said loudly: "I love you Cuicui, Cuicui, Wang Cuiying, I love you!" I love you! "After saying that, I didn't forget to revel in it.
After saying that, the laughter in the bedroom became even more joyful, and at this time, I immediately answered on the edge of my bed, took the mobile phone I had just flipped in my hand, and hummed the play button.
"I love you, Cuicui, without you, it's like a fish without water..... "Listening to the repeated broadcast of the fat man's true feelings just now in the mobile phone, the fat man's face changed suddenly when he heard it, and he couldn't laugh anymore at the moment.
Then I laughed: "Fatty, how can you live up to it, with this recording, Cuicui will definitely be immersive, Dad can only help you get here!" After saying that, he smiled even brighter.
The fat man hurriedly begged: "Dad, Dad, don't don't!" Don't send it! ”
This is just another voice coming out of the corner of the Lan ruffian, and it is also the confession of the blue fat man just now! At this time, the fat man hurriedly turned to Lan Yu and shouted: "You are really my father!" I took it, don't bring it, bother? This tone, coquettish with uneasiness, anger with flattery, in short, at this time the fat man's heart was mixed with five flavors.
Ye Ruffian laughed and pretended to provoke Lan Ruffian and said to me: "I bet you don't dare to send it!" ”
How could Wang Yacheng let go of this opportunity, so he said: "Lan ruffian, you send it, send it to Ye ruffian to see, do you dare or not." Then he smiled cheaply.
But what he didn't expect was that Lan Yu's hand was too fast, and at this time, a girl's voice had already come out of his mobile phone: "Hey? What's the matter? ”
I must be shouting in the heart of the fat man now: OH NO! Thinking about it, I was almost removed from internal injuries.
The fat man hurriedly called: "Daddy, Daddy, I was wrong, I was wrong!" ”
"Cuicui, the fat man wants to say something to you, I sent you the recording, did you see my message on QQ?"
The fat man was already feeling a little angry by this time, so he said angrily: "Is there any energy, it's really true." ”
Lan Ruffian, who realized that something was wrong, quipped: "You are a little handful, you will take it seriously if you just like this, haha, I would have hung up a long time ago!" ”
The fat man was relieved when he heard this, so he said unscrupulously: "Some people, it's useless to give him a chance, hahahaha!" After saying that, he danced with his hands.
"Hahahaha! Do you know I didn't send it out? I quipped.
When the fat man heard this, he quickly made a loud voice and said, "Are you annoyed with silver?" After a pause, he doubted this and said, "Brother Zhuang, you won't really send it!" After the temptation, he kept staring.
Do you know what it is like to pretend to be serious without smiling, I have this expression now, I pretended to be very serious and said: "Yes, I sent this recording when Lan Yu called just now, I guess Cuicui is listening to this recording now!" ”
Lu Ruffian made up for it and said, "Fatty, your happy time is coming" After speaking, the whole bedroom was immersed in laughter.
When the fat man saw my expression, he probably believed it, because when they laughed, I still kept a serious expression and looked like the real thing. So the fat man who believed it was really had to scold and scold angrily, just like a little daughter-in-law who was angry and didn't dare to be angry.
The fat man was in a complicated mood at this time, and he didn't know how to cry and face what was about to happen in his mind. In the end, I couldn't help it, so I told the truth to this tangled dead fat man.
After listening to this, the fat man seemed to come back to life and began to brag all kinds of skins. I pretended to warn and said, "Don't forget that your things are still in my hands, maybe I'll let your Cuicui listen to your true confession that day!" ”
Then the fat man made a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and began to hide with the people in the dormitory again, which was really good and forgot the pain.
In more than 1,000 nights over the past four years, I don't know how many times this kind of interesting conversation has happened, and every time it always makes people laugh, even when I think about it later, I can't help but smile, I think this is probably the tradition passed down from the dormitory.