Henan Villagers Association - Dear Henan Villagers: Although we are in different majors, we have the same hometown, and meeting is fate, and gathering together is more worth cherishing. I hope that the fellows will come to our own hometown meeting. Communicate more and get to know each other. Location: Boguanlou Square Dates XXXX-XX-XX

The first time I had the concept of a hometown association was when I was walking down the road and saw those announcements posted on trees. "Fellow Townsmen, Second Brother, have you seen that your fellow villagers in Henan are calling you?" I said as I looked at the notification.

Lu Ruffian said with a smile on the side at this time: "Second brother, you Henan people have a hometown meeting, won't you be discussing a hundred ways to steal manhole covers." After speaking, Lu Yu immersed himself in his own imaginary world: at this time, the second brother took a thick notebook and came to the fountain of Boguan Building as promised. The second brother saw that there were many fellow villagers in front of Boguan Building, and they all began to discuss enthusiastically. The second brother leaned in and listened, only to hear one of them say: "It's too difficult to steal manhole covers now, many of them are cement, and there are only a few steel bars in them, which are worthless." ”

When the second brother heard this, he immediately puffed up his chest and walked in front of the group and said, "In my opinion, it is not likely! ”

At this time, everyone turned to look at the second brother, and one of them asked, "Fellow, where are you messing around?" ”

The second brother raised his head and said, "Luoyang's!" ”

The man just now said, "What do you think, brother? ”

At this time, I saw the second brother turn the notebook in his hand, brush and turn over two pages, and then show it to everyone page by page and said: "You see that this is the situation of each road that I have worked hard to collect in the past few days, which records in detail the location and material of each manhole cover, and the time to reinstall it after being stolen." In addition, I cracked the coverage of the electronic eyes at each intersection by the way, and sorted out several excellent routes to steal manhole covers from this information, ensuring that all monitoring equipment can be avoided. Do you think it's right or not? After saying that, he threw his notebook directly into the group of people who were eyeing him.

As soon as people heard about the second brother's detailed investigation, some of them drooled, and the notebook was like a robbed flower ball in the crowd. So the little boy immediately opened the divine book and read it greedily, and the other people also came up one after another, and kept saying: "Medium! Middle! Middle! ”

Then the second brother laughed when he saw the people below......

(It's purely a spoof, not an intentional black Henan person!) ）

"What do you think? You're stealing the manhole cover. Saying that, the second brother immediately gave Lu Yu two punches to make Lu Lu sober up, and Lu Luo came back to his senses and continued to laugh twice.

In the next few days, several people in the dormitory received a notice from the hometown association, just our Sichuan hometown association has not yet issued a notice, Sichuan people are more famous for leisure, but it is impossible to be so slow. It was a few days later, and I thought that we Sichuan people would be forgotten about it at school, so I didn't care about these things after a while.

One day the fat man came back late, smelled of alcohol, and began to go crazy when he saw people.

"Drink, drink, keep drinking, it's white, don't you hold out a finger and say that you only drink so much. A cup? A bottle? Pure calves, you and the* even told me that they have been drinking! Dad is going to convince you of this sentence today! Keep drinking! Drink! "The fat man is still at the wine table alone.

At this time, the second brother stepped forward to help the fat man smell the fat man's body, only to feel disgusted, and said with a disgusting expression: "How much have you drunk!" ”

Then the fat man said to the second brother in a daze: "Brother Zhuang, you don't know, those calves can drink Taitama, I guess they can drink ten like you!" ”

"Oops! It's all confused, and everyone is mistaken! The second brother said while holding the fat man.

"Roll the calf, it turned out to be Liu Eryang,! Liu Eryang, you are a fool*! Brother Zhuang, come here, come over to me! Come over to me! As he spoke, the fat man began to scream.

I immediately jumped out of bed and said, "The skin is itching, what are you telling Dad to do, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”

The fat man said, "Brother Zhuang, I'm going to tell you!" After speaking, he belched, who can stand this smell.

So I said, "What do you say, oops, Nima tastes so good, say it quickly!" ”

Then the fat man began to babble again: "I went downstairs today and saw a notice saying that you Sichuan is also going to hold a hometown meeting, don't embarrass our bedroom when you drink!" Did you hear that? ”

At this time, I didn't take it to heart, so I just dragged the dead fat man to the toilet and let him vomit and diarrhea. It took a while to toss around before I noticed it.

After settling down this fat man, I went to Wang Lei's bedroom to ask, and before I entered their bedroom, I heard a sound of a male duck's voice floating out: "Why don't you go up, this person is too stupid!" Killed me again. ”

I sat on Wang Lei's bed and looked at Wang Lei, who was in the middle of a fierce battle, and Wang Lei didn't look back at me at this time, just staring at this fierce team battle. I also carefully watched the crazy wind chasing boy in front of me frantically press the keyboard, Nima is so dish, I can't help but think so in my heart.

Finally, the team battle was over, and the game was lost, so I asked: "Hey Wang Kai, how long will the fellow be?" ”

Wang Lei said unhappily: "Brother Zhuang, I am Wang Lei, not Wang Kai!" You're shouting the wrong thing again! ”

When I heard this, I had to smile awkwardly and said, "I made a mistake, I made a mistake, and I remembered you as Wang Kai again!" ”

Wang Lei said: "The hometown meeting will be held tonight, you don't know." ”

I was shocked and said, "I don't know, is there a mistake about it so quickly?" ”

Wang Lei continued: "It's at the place of the Boguanlou fountain, this afternoon! ”

I asked in disappointment: "How many people are there, and what are they doing?" ”

Wang Lei said to me without thinking: "I didn't do anything, just set up a dragon gate array, get to know each other, and there are many people in the sophomores and juniors!" ”

I listened and nodded and thought: That's right, it's still a big difference from what I imagined, so I said, "Oh, I know, it's like this, I'm gone!" With that, they got up and left their room.

Wang Lei hurriedly said: "Do they still have arrangements for this weekend?" ”

Then I stopped and asked, and Wang Lei said: "The main activity to welcome our new students, outdoor barbecue, in Chaobai River!" ”

I thought to myself: that's kind of interesting.

"Call me when the time comes, I'll go with you!"

"Okay, I'll call you then!" Wang Lei gave me a reply, and then began to choose heroes again, so I left their room by the way, thinking about all kinds of outdoor barbecues.

Finally, on the weekend, Wang Lei called me early and said, "Today we were assigned the task to go to the supermarket to buy some snacks or something." ”

The so-called men and women are not tired of working together, and the "superior leader" also assigned us a sophomore senior sister, who is mainly responsible for managing money, after all, these big men are indeed not as fine as those girls who manage money. There is an old saying that is good, Ci is not in charge of soldiers, righteousness is not in charge of wealth, I think I am too righteous Bo Yuntian so I don't know much about money until now, I am a moonlight clan every month, hey!

Far from it, I don't think the decision to let me buy snacks was too wise. The senior sister in front of me was joking with Wang Lei, while I was still eating, while I was carrying a large bag of food they bought, sweating silently following behind, and I didn't dare to complain about anything at all. I think this is probably due to the fine tradition of the Sichuan people who inherited the rake ear (wife control). No matter how hard and tired you are, the gentlemen carry it, and they don't say a word, and the robe brothers will never pull the belt.

Maybe he noticed the big bags and small bags on my body, Wang Lei unceremoniously took a bag of snacks from my hand, saying that he was looking at my hard work and solving some burdens for me. Then as soon as I finished taking it, I opened it and ate it, and walked quickly to the senior sister and started talking again.

I ignored it directly, rolled my eyes for a while and continued walking, at this time the senior sister noticed, so she turned around and said, "You know how to eat, don't you know how to help him share a little?" ”

At this time, I thought to myself that I would seize this opportunity, so I said hehehaha Don't bother others," and then I showed my true colors as a man, quickened my pace, and rushed to the front.

Senior sister just laughed, I guess she thought to herself: This person is a fool, since you want to, I won't be reluctant, so the three of them walked all the way and chatted all the way to the bottom of our dormitory building.

When we arrived, a few people saw my things and quickly helped me take them down and put them on the table tennis table. At that time, I felt a lot lighter on my body, but my fingers hurt, and I saw a big mark on my hand. I quickly activated my fingers, for fear that I would have to amputate my leg directly after necrosis.

At this time, there was already a lot of laughter here, there were twenty people coming, and the vegetables on the table had been washed. It was as if we were just waiting for the snacks to arrive and set off. But later I learned that I was waiting for a junior senior sister, who is also the organizer of this hometown association.

Waiting for boredom, so we each started chatting, and in the blink of an eye, I was surprised to find an artifact - mahjong! I'll go, who is so talented that he even brought mahjong? . is really worthy of being a Sichuan person, and mahjong is indispensable everywhere you go.

When I was amazed, this junior senior sister had already arrived, and as soon as the order was given, we took the ingredients, flagged in the taxi, and set off towards the destination.

The ten o'clock sun in the morning is not dazzling, but it is a bit scorching on the bare riverbank. Chaobai River is the most famous river in Yanjiao, but the flow is very small. There is no mud in the riverbed, only sand. The flow of water from a small pond is the main source of water for this Chaobai River.

A gust of wind passed, and some bits and pieces of garbage were lying on the riverbed rolling with the wind, and at this time a man with glasses and some sissies got out of the car, followed by a big man with an iron frame, and stepped into this wild place.

Suddenly, a man wearing a round straw mat hat appeared in front of them, the brim of the hat covering his eyes, and with the gust of wind, his figure looked a little hazy. The two men looked at the person in front of them, not knowing what to say, but they made some noises.

When the man saw this, he raised the broom in his hand and said, "You look like you're here for a barbecue, don't you know that you can't burn on this stretch of river?" He pointed to a row of red letters on the riverbank - barbecue is prohibited on this section of the riverbank!" Got it? ”

The two of them looked at the uncle in a panic and said, "Big brother, what can we barbecue in that section?" The uncle pointed in one direction and said, "Go north along the river bank, and after another two or three kilometers!" ”

So the two hurriedly thanked the cleaning uncle, and took out the phone to call the senior sister and asked them to inform the others to change places quickly. The uncle listened and said: "You said that you babies, you barbecue all these days every day." And every time you leave a lot of garbage, you say, you young people, you are so brightly dressed, why are you so environmentally conscious? And then a whole bunch of educational words.

The man said a little helplessly: "Those people you are talking about are definitely not us, we will finish it later, we will definitely take the things with us and restore them to their original state!" You can rest assured! As he spoke, the army followed, and then the two men hurriedly called the master to go with him, escaping the mantra-chanting uncle.

Arriving at the established place, everyone moved all the tools to the riverbed one by one. Set up a shelf, light a fire, and put the raw materials one by one. Then the girls began to lay out the blankets, and the mahjong was played. A group of big men can only watch, and then study how to bake these things. Who told us to construct differently?

The one who took the lead in the grill was a tall boy, and after a while, he was particularly stylish, and it was a pity not to sell skewers. But when we looked back at the time, we saw that the first batch of skewers had been baked for half an hour, and the boy had no plans to finish it. So I asked, "Dude, you're going to bake it for 12 minutes." ”

The boy was puzzled, and blurted out a question, "What is the meaning of 12 medium ripe?" ”

I smiled and said, "Medium rare, isn't it just roasted on the burnt side?" The outside is scorched and the inside is tender, which requires considerable craftsmanship! ”

The man smiled and said, "I don't want to bake it until it's 12 medium-rare, just pass the test." ”

The mahjong girls next to them can't wait, and send a representative to urge for food!

"When will you eat these things, just smelling the smell makes me hungry, but hurry up." The girl came over and asked unceremoniously.

The boy was sweating profusely and said, "It's going to be right away, it's going to be good right away." Then he said to us, "It's ready to get out of the pot," and when the group of foodie girls heard this, they were more active than anyone else, and rushed up directly and put the finished product in the plastic bag prepared in advance, and then ate it unceremoniously.

When we saw it, we couldn't stand it anymore, so we hurried up and quickly took a string and stuffed it into our mouths. I swallowed the dates, but I felt that the taste was okay, and when I just wanted to get the second string, the bag was already empty.

So the brother began to roast desperately again, and by this time the fire on the other shelf had already been lit, so I took the brush and began to bake the skewers.

Not to mention that the master is different, three fists and two feet come down, batches of skewers are good, that formation, it is not an exaggeration to say that I am from New Oriental. Except for the chicken heart, everything else is fine very quickly. The gang watched the food and didn't care about anything. Fortunately, the touch of that buddy came, and the two of them could barely take care of the stomachs of these people.

I'm also sweating profusely, and I can't even care about eating. Suddenly, a very cute-looking girl came to me and said, "I want to eat konjac, bake one for me!" ”

Do you know what Hongluan's heart is? That's how I feel, so I took two strings of konjac, played twelve points of spirit, and the posture prepared was called a complete. In my imagination, I thought that I was like the god of food on TV, cooking different kinds of food in the form of art. Then completely conquer this little girl in front of you, hahaha!

It's a pity that when I took out the konjac from the ingredients, the female classmate didn't know where she had gone. So I was disappointed and silently roasted konjac, which is the kind in the eyes of others: full of smoke smell, with a black lump on the left and a black lump on the right on the face, anyway, it's like a stupid, and it's 24k pure stupidity.

The konjac was finally healed, and then the miracle was like a miracle, the girl seemed to know the time, and immediately took a konjac on the grill and began to eat, and then happily ran to the group of girls to watch and play mahjong. There was only one silly one left, and I was giggling there. After laughing, my stomach felt a little hungry, and then I wanted to take the remaining konjac in front of me and prepare to taste it. However, just as I was about to take it, a person's hand was faster than mine, so I just took it and left! Only a thin back was left in front of my eyes, and it disappeared into the mahjong group.

I really want to cry without tears, and my brother saw that I was tired, and took the initiative to help me take on the task of grilling skewers, and then let me continue to play. So I rushed to the rest of the food, thinking that I would have to fill my stomach first.

The next time was to find something to play, and then it was the girl just now, who happily rushed to me and said, "Look, this is what I baked!" "Then the smile is called a bright one, and I promise it is the most memorable smile I have ever seen when I came to Huake.

Just as I was immersed in this smile, this girl jumped away happily again, thinking that she was really a cute girl.

The happy hour always passed very quickly, and it was three o'clock in the afternoon, when the other sophomores and juniors were gone. All that was left was our freshman and a junior.

We gathered around and began to put each other in a dragon gate formation, the girl just now was not here, I knew that this girl was a junior senior sister, but it didn't seem to be visible at all. Just as we were talking, suddenly a black shadow passed by us quickly, and when we looked closely, it was a heroic man, riding an earthy yellow horse, galloping above the bare riverbed. I was attracted by this scene as soon as I saw it, and secretly made a decision in my heart: I want to run like this in the future, which is really exciting to think about.

Just as I was indulging in the scene, the familiar figure reappeared, the man on horseback and stopped at us. So a group of us gathered around, and the men answered our questions left and right, and we immediately got into a heated fight. I suddenly had a bold idea, so I asked, "Big brother, can I ride this horse?" ”

The eldest brother listened and said with interest: "Little brother, have you ever ridden it?" ”

I shook my head, but the man looked at my longing and said, "Okay, you feel it." ”

So I was overjoyed and rushed up happily, which felt like I swore that it was simply incomparable. But as soon as I got up, the horse became restless, and for safety reasons, the man hastened to let me go. It was only a few seconds, but it was something I will never forget.

For the rest of the day, we continued to gather together, and only then did we begin to formally introduce ourselves. A circle of introduction, yo, look, the story of the mole, all the boys have a mound of different sizes in front of them. Looking at it again, we are still digging the sand above our seats, and we have a feeling of playing at home when we were children, which is really childlike.

Fighting, having truth or dare, talent shows, and stand-up comedy, almost took out our Sichuan opera face. In the afterglow of the sun, we got into a taxi in twos and threes and went back to our school.

After the senior sister made sure that the number of people was all together, she let everyone disperse, and I still didn't want to get enough of it in my heart, but the bureau was dispersed, so I had to go back to the dormitory and show off today's trip with other people, who told them to brag before.

For the remaining three years, I never went to the class reunion again, and some things are enough for one time, and they can be treasured for a lifetime. My fellow countryman is indeed a carrier of my hometown in the field, and I hope that this kind of feeling for my hometown can exist in my heart all the time.