Chapter 12: All-night surfing

Let's start with a story, saying that in a county in the past, there was a very rich family. The husband and wife of this family only got a daughter when they were old, so the one who loved him was even more precious than a pearl in his palm. In order to cultivate this daughter for a good life, the husband and wife have exhausted their efforts and disciplined them very strictly. So this girl didn't leave the house until she was a teenager.

Suddenly, one day, a relative from the rich man's hometown came to escape the famine, and this relative also brought a fat boy who was younger than the girl. The husband and wife saw that this relative was pitiful, so they took the two people in their own house. He also arranged for this relative to buy things for the house.

The girl had been strictly disciplined by her parents for a long time, and had never seen anyone outside the house, so she was very curious when she saw this little boy, and she would play with this little boy whenever she had a gap. The girl and the child were too young to play together, and the boy would often show her things that she had never seen before, which made her very happy.

The boy's father would take the boy with him every time he went out to buy a business, and the boy would ask his father for money to buy some street snacks every time. The child was greedy, and the father didn't take it to heart, but this child had a heart, and every time he bought something, he quietly brought it back and brought it to the girl to eat. Because I was very strict with my parents before, I had never tried these things, so I didn't like them too much when I ate them for the first time, especially the sugar gourd wrapped in a layer of sugar coating and tasted sweet and sour. The girl simply thought it was the most delicious thing in the world, so when the girl saw the little boy every time she went out, she thought to herself that the little boy would bring her back a rock sugar gourd.

After some time, the couple suddenly found a little boy who was giving a snack to the girl at an inadvertent time. The husband and wife were very angry, thinking that since the little boy came, the little girl's heart was a little uncontrollable, and she was always thinking about other things, and she didn't pay attention to the things that the grandmother who invited to teach the rules called her. So the husband and wife gave the father and son some money and sent them away.

The girl was very sad at first, but as the days passed, it was said that time would make everything she was worried about slowly fade, and in the end, she would never think about it again without a specific situation. After a long time, although the girl's memory of the boy is becoming more and more blurred, she has a deep memory of the wonderful taste of the rock sugar gourd. Whenever she sees the layers of unchanging delicacies of the mountains and seas that her parents prepared for her, the more she misses that simple taste.

Suddenly, one day, there was an accident in the family, and my father's business failed miserably, and he owed a large amount of money to many people. My father immediately couldn't bear the failure and vomited blood and died. The mother also sold her property to pay off her debts day and night, and finally died of overwork.

The debt collectors continued to come to the door, and the servants of the house fled with their belongings and valuable things in the house, except for a faithful grandmother who packed her things for her and fled to a place where no one knew. As the days passed, the lives of the two of them became more and more miserable. It's good to be able to eat three meals a day, not to mention other delicious things.

Later, Mama gave a local old man as Mrs. Xuxian, and life was finally much better than before, when she could finally come to the street of the market, she saw the rock sugar gourd she dreamed of, so she took a string without hesitation. As a result, I put it in my mouth, but it was not the taste in my memory, and the taste of this rock sugar gourd was just a little more brilliant than what I usually eat, and it was nothing special. On the contrary, the delicacies of the mountains and seas that I used to be tired of are now more and more intense in my memory. I used to hate being disciplined, but now I'm idle, but I feel that it's a blessing to be disciplined.

It is a very simple and easy-to-understand truth, and it is often a problem that people cannot avoid, and people always look at the distance sometimes, resulting in indifference to the things around them. When I arrived at the distance in my eyes, the distance at this time became my side again, and the distance around me before became the distance in my current vision. When you have it, you take it for granted, and when you lose it, you regret it. And just like the rock sugar gourd in the story, if you don't get yourself, you feel very beautiful even at a glance, but when you can easily have it, you find that what you have in your heart may not be so beautiful.

I talk a lot, but I find that although I don't usually seem so reliable, I have a set of truths. So don't listen to others tell you chicken soup stories and think that this person must be very good, maybe this person may not be able to do it himself.

The topic is further away, let's talk about the story I had to tell about the Internet all night!

The literal interpretation of all-night Internet access means that from 10 o'clock in the evening to 8 o'clock the next morning, you stay in front of the computer all the time, during which you are only allowed to use the toilet a few times, and the rest of the time is all spread on the computer. Compared with the usual Internet surfing, all-night has the following advantages: the atmosphere is good, the price is cheap, and it can make people completely forget about the existence of the space and concentrate on their own Internet related matters. Overnighters usually have the following states: shiny hair, handy hairstyle, hollow and wandering eyes, two black eyelids, a face full of bio-oil, and the smell of tobacco all over the body.

These people are the elves of the night, the sleepless toiling masses, and the people who have a strong will that ordinary people cannot have. They are a group of people who are willing to burn their youth with their blood and are fearless. Their credo is that life is precious and joy is worth a lot. Health is nothing compared to your own pleasure!

It's strange what kind of trouble is going to be made today, the topic is always stunned, don't talk about this! The story at the beginning is just an explanation of the attitude of college students towards their all-night surfing. When I was in middle school, it was a godly pleasure to surf the Internet all night, just like the rock sugar gourd started to tempt that girl.

So I silently swore in my heart that when I went to college, I would definitely go online at one time until I vomited. With this in mind, I waited until I entered the university for a period of stability. I discussed with the fat man Ye Yu early that we would go to the blog café for an all-night on Friday after the last class.

In the last few minutes of the last class, I took out my phone and kept staring at the time on my phone, five, four, one, and mentally counted 60 seconds, 30 seconds, ten, nine, eight、..... Two, one. The bell rang immediately, I glanced at the fat man and Ye Yu, they also looked at me, and I nodded to them. So everyone tacitly took it to heart, immediately packed up their own books, handed them over to Erwazi and Lupi, and walked towards the door.

But damn it, at this time, the class leader ran to the podium and said, "Class 2 students, delay you for a little time, the instructor has something he wants me to convey to you." At this time, I saw Ye Ruffian frowning and whispering a word. Although I couldn't hear what he was saying at the time, I was sure of what he was saying just from the shape of his mouth. He must be saying: "****, don't say it sooner or later!" "I'm sure of it, because I'm in the same mood as he is at the moment.

But scolding in my heart has no effect, everyone should stay or stay, so the three of us did it on the stool with a depressed mood. The rest of the class also had people like us, and after the first class of people left, Cao Yang had a grinning expression, and he didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, we were definitely not in the mood to hear his words to our ears at that time.

During this time, we were simply tormented, thinking about the tight seats from the blog to the weekend, we didn't know how many times we scolded Cao Yang on the podium, and where we were still in the mood to listen to what he had to say. After a few minutes, I only heard the ignorant Cao Yang say: "Okay, that's all for today, when the time comes, the head of each dormitory must put things away, and the boys will hand them over to our dormitory, and the girls will hand them over to Cuicui." Meeting! ”

As soon as I finished saying this, the three of us immediately went crazy, hurriedly walked out of the classroom door, and walked briskly towards the blog, walking and walking, we suddenly found that something was wrong, why was it only me and Ye Yu, so I looked behind me, and the fat man was out of breath at this time.

"Fatty, can you hurry up!" I turned around and thrust into my waist, looked at the fat man, and said in an accentuated tone.

The fat man hurriedly wheezed and waved his hand and said, "Wait for me, no, no, it's uncomfortable!" ”

Ye Yu also turned to look at the fat man and said, "You girl, can you do it, running such a small distance, tired like shit!" Hurry up. ”

The fat man hurried to us, gasped and said, "What did you just say?" ”

Ye Yu said: "Brother Piao said that you, tired like this, just like just finished with Miao Miao!" ”

The fat man put a hand in his waist and said, "Go, go!" Fuck your sister! ”

I silently looked at the fat man and said, "Don't force it, go faster, I guess there is no place now." ”

After speaking, the three of us hurriedly walked towards the Internet café, and sure enough, as expected, the blog is now overcrowded, so the fat man complained and said: "Just blame Cao Yang, if you have something to do, you want to leave us at the end of class to talk about things, now you have to wait again!" ”

Ye Yu also pretended to scold and said: "It's just that you are a fat man, running so slowly, otherwise how could we wait here?" ”

The fat man said with a confused face: "How can you rely on me for this!" It's supposed to be that Cao Yang. ”

Ye Ruffian turned to look at me and said, "Brother Piao, what should I do now!" ”

I looked at the people in the Internet café, and my stomach happened to growl, so I raised my eyebrows and said, "There, let's fill our stomachs first!" After saying that, I walked in the direction of Shaxian snacks. The latter two people also followed me in, ordered a meal at random, and after eating slowly, I reversed and went into the Internet café to have a look.

At this time, things had a new change, and there seemed to be fewer people in the Internet café than just now, and it happened that after we went in, there were a few empty machines left for us, so we sat down unceremoniously. At this time, everyone did not accuse each other, immediately turned on the computer, boarded their passwords, opened the programs they were familiar with, and then began to play.

"He's meowing! F**k! To update! I didn't come at the right time! F**k! This series of scolding voices came out of the angry Ye ruffian's mouth.

After a while, the fat man came out with a series of similar words, and we understood why the Internet café that was still popular just now suddenly vacated so many places, it turned out to be League of Legends and Xin, no wonder so many people left. These two people looked at this situation, and they just let themselves scold comfortably, but they finally decided to go all night, and it was impossible to leave early now. So although the two of them were extremely depressed, they still had no intention of leaving.

"Why don't you fight with me and I'll let you fight two or two?" I said with a wicked smile.

I just made such a proposal, but I didn't expect these two who are not afraid of death to dare to accept it, Ye Ruffian relied on his League of Legends rank is gold, and his combat power is close to 7000, while the fat man is shameless only has the silver rank, and the combat power is only 4000 scum. These two thought that they had an advantage in numbers, and they were not complete laymen, and they must have the strength to fight, and maybe they could defeat me.

I looked at the two slightly smug people, I smiled coldly, and thought to myself: Courage, I want you to taste the depth of the water in the Dota today.

I immediately opened the game, created the battle situation, and then taught them how to enter the room, and how to choose heroes after entering, how to buy equipment, and a series of basic operations, I said, "You know how to operate, right? ”

The fat man said with a disdainful face: "It's as simple as that, don't worry I will!" You see the same, let's get started! After saying that, I started to enter the state in earnest!

I looked at the fat man, looking at the smiling Ye ruffian, and I said: "This game should be practiced, you are free to ha, I will also choose a random hero!" ”

The fat man continued with the fearless spirit of the ignorant, saying, "Hurry up and get started! My look at how we beat you! ”

I smiled coldly, and then typed out a line of code on the keyboard - random, and the moment the hero randomly came out, I laughed, big white bull! I'm happy in my heart, this Nima wants to make you and he doesn't want to!

Ye Ruffian stared at the screen from the side, and his mouth bubbled up: "I want to play the enemy law, where is the enemy law?" Brother Zhuang help me choose the enemy method. ”

As soon as I heard it, I said, "Ouch, yes, you still know the hero of the enemy's law, it seems that you still know a little about Dota, it seems that I can't underestimate the enemy!" After saying that, I clicked Ye Ruffian's mouse to the avatar of the enemy law, and as he wished, I helped him select the enemy law.

The fat man looked around, and finally chose his hero, seducing the witch, I really admired the vision of these two people, and as soon as they came, they chose the heroes who were difficult to get started, it seems that your mother who doesn't abuse you doesn't know you, so I won't be surnamed Liu.

went out to pretend to buy, these two people followed behind the line, were stunned for a moment, and then arrived at the line in the middle lane. Huhu began to replenish the troops, and the advantage of one to two was experience and initial money, so I didn't give them face, bought a shoe, and two fist gloves and a round shield, learned a three-skill, and directly pressed the fat man's fawn on it.

The fat man of First Blood had already returned to the spring with a confused look, and muttered in his mouth: "Nima, what the hell, I can't run no matter how I run, and I've been pushed away!" Before the words were finished, Ye Ruffian had already screamed: "Ahhhh ”

The fat man didn't feel anything at first, so he continued to shout: "I'm going to be serious, I didn't adapt just now!" "After saying that, I and Ye Yu returned to the line, I had already walked back at this time, it was really funny to see them replenishing the troops, the soldiers were all eaten by the tower, they were pointing at each other to make up for the soldiers, so I continued to C fat people, ready to continue to send them to the line.

"Oops! What the hell, how can this thing run so fast! When the fat man twitched his hands and finished speaking, he had turned into a corpse. I didn't care about the fat man, and continued to stride towards Ye Yu. Fortunately, Ye Ruffian reacted quickly, looked at my menacing appearance, and hurriedly retreated back. It's a pity that I'm murderous together, I have to see blood, how can the enemy law without shoes run over me, even if I take a few hits to the tower, catching up with Ye Ruffian is a hammer.

Suddenly there was a flash of inspiration, Ye Ruffian arrived at the river in a panic, and at this time Ye Ruffian was shocked, looking at me uphill for a while, thinking that I was going to finish. I continued to smile and said, "It's not over! Then it came to his head, and in a moment of confusion, Ye Yu had turned into a corpse. Ye Yu, who couldn't believe it, said: "Duck, what kind of skill, I rushed down at once." ”

The next plot is obvious.,Two people died as soon as they went online.,Fight without fighting back.,In the end, the soldiers tortured these two people to death one by one.,Their home was bulldozed by me.。 "How does it feel?" I asked after the game.

The fat man said with a look of disbelief: "What the hell is it, I haven't even figured it out, but you rushed up and dyed me with two hammers." ”

Ye Ruffian said: "Say so much, come and continue, I don't accept it, Lao Tzu still has to use the enemy method!" Then the two of them hurried me to start the next round of fighting.

In the next round, I randomly went to the Shadow Demon.,Taught them what it's called a replenishment maniac.,Replenish and replenish the counter-supplement.,Basically, except for one or two waves of soldiers in front of me, the rest of the enemy and our soldiers are included in my pocket.,The end of the story is that I'm more than ten levels on the other side because of malnutrition and only stay at seven or eight levels.,The result of the battle doesn't need to be said.。

After going around and playing a few rounds, Ye Ruffian has been completely hammered by me, and the fat man still doesn't believe in the evil and says, "I'll go!" I don't believe it, come and continue! ”

Ye Yu waved his hand and said, "No, no, it's too bad, it's the same if you play a few more rounds." ”

"It's time to play!" A voice came from somewhere.

Ye Yu hurriedly opened the League of Legends and said happily: "Fatty, the update is over, you can play." ”

The fat man was still immersed in the state of wanting to compete with me, so he said: "No, let's say it again, we must kill Brother Zhuang, even if it is once!" ”

Ye Ruffian scolded: "You Shabi, it's the same if you fight again, we can't beat it!" ”

The fat man still didn't believe it, and begged in a loud voice: "Come on! Just one sentence! Kill this awe's arrogance! ”

Ye Yu didn't listen to what the fat man said, but directly boarded the League of Legends and said, "Hurry up, stop inking!" Instead of continuing to be abused, it is better to find some faith here. ”

The fat man still couldn't turn around and asked one last time, "Aren't you coming?" ”

I looked at it and laughed and provoked the fat man: "Don't come, I don't want to abuse you, you are really not my opponent!" ”

The fat man's stupid man was really provoked by me and said angrily: "Come on, come on, I don't believe it!" Ye Yuxiao can't come, if she doesn't come, I'll come alone! Ye Ruffian shook his head. The fat man looked angry and said, "Come, create a room." ”

I smiled and immediately created the room, the fat man came in quickly, I don't know what hero he randomly to, but I randomly arrived at a guy who had just been killed, and after killing a few times, I said to the fat man: "Fatty, believe it or not, I let you fight, you can't beat me to death!" "After that, I left the ass that I had just been covered with to the fat man.

This move is completely a naked insult in the eyes of the fat man, and the mouth is scolding and scolding towards me, A I don't know how much time, the fat man's blood has fallen a lot, but my blood is still the same as before. Finally, after continuing A for a while, he was desperate and quit the game.

Then he silently opened his League of Legends, called Ye Ruffian and started playing. Depressed, he was finally released in the joint operation with Ye Ruffian, and every time he killed someone, he scolded and said: "Give me death, you Shabi, it's you who kills!" "It looks like it's a bit of a finger scolding Huai. But I don't care.

Since then, the shadows have been ingrained in the hearts of the two of them, and Decisive has never mentioned the matter of fighting with me again.

Before I knew it, it was two o'clock in the middle of the night, and I suddenly realized that my reaction to playing games was too slow, and my upper and lower eyelids were fighting. Something that had never happened before I thought: Nima, what's going on, is it too sleepy?

I shook my head and looked at the two people next to me, who were still boiling with blood just now, and now they were about to die, so I stubbornly wiped my greasy face with my hand, so as to give a dozen spirits, so as to prove that I was okay.

After a short recovery of some energy, I threw myself into a new war again, and the next battle of one or two rounds was basically uninteresting, and my mind was numb at this time, staring at the flashing units on the screen, basically indifferent. In the face of my teammates' relentless accusations, looking at their unbearable words, I didn't want to react at all.

The two are also, with oily faces and dull eyes. I don't know when Ye Yu scolded: "Grass and mud horses, they're all stupid, don't play, go back to sleep." ”

Although I have to admit that we are not as energetic as we were in middle school, after hearing this sentence, it is like the last stage of running a marathon, the spirit supports the body, and we use our subconscious to run in that state, and suddenly we see that the finish line is in front of us, and even if we are exhausted, we will resist the excitement and rush to the final finish. And our end point is the most fragrant bed in 627.

Someone asked me, "I've retreated halfway through that all-nighter, will I stay all-nighters after that?" ”

I smiled and replied, "All night? An all-nighter is out of the question! ”

But looking at the frequent all-night shift for a period of time at the beginning, I could only say with chicken blood: "If you don't stay up all night, you will be a Chinese office worker in vain." With my panda eyes, to the sunshine of tomorrow! ”

Looking at me now, I'll just say indifferently, "All night? Get out of here! ”

(But I still have to advise you that your life is your own!) Don't advance your health in advance unless it's worth it. But what is worth it varies from person to person! )