Hello everyone, I am Absolute Justice, an ordinary small white-collar worker in a third-tier city, who repeats the monotonous and simple work of three points and one line during the day every day. The director of our company is looking for fault every day when he has nothing to do, and this is not the recent decline in the company's performance, but it is my head to blame.

"Justice, you said you, can you go up a little. There are still so few businesses, and other newcomers who come later have made more orders than you. The Director blushed and unbuttoned his collar.

When I saw the fat man in front of me, I was very unconvinced: Xiao Li's performance was all luck, and if their customers asked me to do it, they could easily do it. Where are these customers like the ones I assigned, one by one is simply wonderful, I just have too bad luck.

The supervisor sat down on the chair suddenly, thinking about the way he was scolded by the boss just now, he still looked at me angrily and said, "Next month!" If you still get this next month, you won't come to work! ”

"If you don't come, you won't come! You, a turtle grandson, target me every day. Where can't I, Xiao Li, they are just luckier than me, what's the matter! Don't let me come, Lao Tzu won't wait for next month, leave now, there is no place to stay here! After saying that, I looked at the boss's supervisor, and before he could react, I turned around and left the office, slamming the door shut.

When I went out of the company, I glanced at these mediocre colleagues who were busy with Lu Lu, and then looked at Xiao Li, a novice in the director's mouth, all of whom looked at me with envy. Just when I was thinking, the phone rang, I took it out and saw that it was Huabei's reminder notice - hello Mr. Absolute Justice, you need to repay this month******......

Seeing this, I suddenly woke up from the nightmare, and looking at the supervisor who was still counting me, I lowered my head and said reluctantly: "Okay, okay, I will definitely try!" ”

The supervisor turned his back to me and said, "It's useless to just talk, I'll see your results next month, let's go!" Bring the door when you go! ”

I clenched my fists in my hands, turned around and walked and thought: People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and when Lao Tzu finds a good place one day, he will not stay here for a moment, let alone look at your face.

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At 5:14 p.m., more than ten minutes before getting off work, Xiao Li next to me said: "Brother! Later, let's discuss having a meal and singing nursery rhymes, shall we go together? ”

I thought to myself: just you people, how many bad things have you said about me behind my back, and you still want to eat with me! So he smiled and said, "I still have something to do in the evening, so I won't go." ”

Xiao Li didn't say anything and returned to his seat, and I whispered to myself, "Boy, you're interested!" ”

The waiting time is long, I stared at the time on my phone blankly, counting minute by minute, and when I saw that the time finally reached 30, I immediately packed up my things and walked towards the door of the company without looking back. On the way, I met that stupid supervisor again, but fortunately, I was witty and pretended not to see it, which is really rare to greet that kind of person, a waste of time.

After a long bus and subway, I finally arrived at the rented house after getting through it, and I didn't know what to eat for dinner. After looking for a long time, I finally found a bag of instant noodles in a pile of bags, and immediately soaked it in a bowl.

Thinking of the anger I suffered during the day, I immediately opened the game and decided to teach others a lesson in the game, so as to vent my dissatisfaction in my heart, and it's not a matter of holding back!

......

"I'll go, what kind of teammates are these, the pit is terrible! My **, I don't let go of the skills, watch me die! What I didn't expect was that I was so unhappy in the company during the day, and I was unhappy to be beaten by these teammates when I played a game, and I couldn't help it immediately: "I want to educate you well!" "I was so angry that my hands immediately flew on the keyboard.

Midlaner, you ** thing, are you brain-dead? Will you play games!

You're **, lewd *with*, elementary school student! Hurry home and do your homework, don't be embarrassed here!

He's really *, brain-dead, will you put skills in it! I've never seen anything like this.

At this time, my mood was completely upset by this group of colored pens, at this time I saw my mid-list and dared to top my mouth, I can bear it here, the dish is played, and there is a forced face to say Lao Tzu dish, Lao Tzu does not give you some color to see if it is not good. So I frantically began to fight back, using all the words that came out of my head to teach this fool a lesson.

After greeting each other's ancestors, my hands became a little sore because of typing, I didn't expect to hit a hard stubble, and now scolding can't solve the problem, it seems that I have to use my strength to slap him in the face, as soon as I thought of this, I immediately typed out a line of words on the screen: Shabi to solo, father and son bureau! Do you dare to fight, but I see that you are such a dish, I'm afraid you don't dare!

At this time, the other party replied: There is so much nonsense, go out and build a room.

I looked: Yo! The kid doesn't know how thick the sky is, I'm going to let you remember it for a long time! So I immediately quit this sentence and went out to add friends, and immediately invited this forced in solo.

Ye ruffian, is the middle single Shabi in the mouth of absolute justice. Originally, Ye Ruffian fought well, but I didn't expect this so-called jungler to be sent all the time, killing seven to death, and forcing his face to scold Ye Ruffian all the time, you can imagine what the state of Ye Ruffian's body and mind was at that time.

The atmosphere in the bedroom was also very lively by Ye Yu's angry shouting, and at this time the fat man asked: "What is it!" It's so bad! ”

A group immediately pointed to the screen and said: "This Shabi is a jungler, don't say anything about the dishes, and keep spraying me, do you think I can bear it?" Now I'm clamoring for solo! ”

When the fat man heard this, he was immediately very interested in this matter, so he immediately came to Ye Ruffian's bed and waited for the father-son bureau that Ye Ruffian said. After Ye Ruffian's operation, he immediately accepted this invitation of absolute justice, and the two sides immediately fought.

As soon as they entered, the two sides immediately fought hard, Ye Ruffian's combat effectiveness is naturally not to say, one is an absolute justice troll who has no strength, and the other is Ye Ruffian who has strong combat effectiveness and is holding back a ball of anger in his heart, the ending is of course self-evident. When the victory or defeat was already very obvious, Ye Ruffian was about to fly the keyboard, and then there was a burst of ridicule, but what he didn't expect was that this absolute justice had come out in advance, and he immediately deleted Ye Ruffian's friend without saying a word.

"It's really relieving, this Shabi! Brainless trolls! After Ye Ruffian saw the deleted friend, he shouted frantically, about to completely liberate the resentment just now.

As an aside, trolls like Absolute Justice, I believe you must have seen a lot of them on the Internet. When you meet them, I advise you not to refute these people with reason in the same way you treat ordinary people, and it is best to ignore these people, so as not to lower your position and spoil your mood.

Back in the dormitory, Ye Yu was still frantically venting, at this time the door opened, and the squad leader came to our bedroom wearing a bewitching red plaid shirt and said, "Xiao, what's so exciting!" ”

Ye Yu said calmly: "It's nothing, I just educated a fool!" ”

The fat man looked at the squad leader and asked, "Squad leader, do you have anything to do here?" ”

At this time, the squad leader returned to his topic and said: "The instructor asked me to tell each dormitory that tomorrow is the time for the club to recruit new students, and the instructor hopes that everyone will actively participate in our club activities, and it is best for everyone to participate in a club!" ”

"Oh my god! Looks like it's time for me to shine again! The fat man smiled as he spoke, showing his ignorant and fearless smile.

The squad leader looked at it and said with a smile: "Fatty, so you are ready to participate in club activities, tell me what club you want to join, and I will give you an analysis!" ”

Before the fat man could speak, Lan Yu said coldly while holding his mobile phone on the bed: "It is estimated that the fat man has already thought about joining the model team!" ”

When the squad leader heard this, he asked with an incredible smile: "Really, fat man, model team, can you do it!" ”

The fat man hurriedly retorted: "Who said that if you join the model team, you have to join the club of the disabled!" I want to join the football club! ”

"Hey, you dead fat man, how can you learn from Lao Tzu" Ye Yu said: "If you don't participate in a good model team, what kind of coaxing will you follow me!" ”

"You say you people make fun of me all day long, are you tired? Annoyed with silver? The fat man forcibly snorted like a little public act, in order to vent his seemingly dissatisfied but very happy to accept the differential treatment.

The squad leader smiled and said, "Haha! I'll go first, but when you join the model team, remember to introduce me to the beautiful girls in the team! ”

The fat man raised his eyebrows and stared at Cao Yang with wide eyes and said, ", I'll introduce you to a beautiful girl, if there is really a beautiful girl, I'll introduce one to the second brother first!" ”

Cao Yang was happy, didn't continue to say anything, turned around and left our dormitory after a few words, and after Cao Yang left, the fat man said grinningly: "This person, you have to be like Cao Yang, thick-skinned, and not afraid to go to the end of the world!" ”

Ye Ruffian dropped the mouse in his hand at this time, looked up at the fat man and said, "Dead fat man, come and play games with Lao Tzu!" ”

The fat man was overjoyed when he heard this, and he grabbed his face and said, "Okay, okay, I don't need your father and me to take you!" I'll go live right away! ”

Ye Yu smiled and said, "Whose father, I think you are looking for!" ”

The fat man laughed and looked at Lan Ruffian and said, "That's right! I'm looking for Lan Chao! ”

Lan Ruffian stared at his mobile phone intently at this time and read the novel, and he didn't hear the fat man's words of taking advantage of him at all, and the fat man didn't react when he saw Lan Ruffian, so he immediately took advantage of Lan Ruffian frantically. I don't remember what I said exactly, I was playing with my mobile phone and was also very fascinated, I only heard the fat man crazy and pressing.

Ye Ruffian, who was next to him, really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he stood up and hugged Lan Ruffian and said, "Lan Ruffian! You can bear this, if I had been crazy to teach this fat man a lesson! ”

I saw that after listening to Ye Ruffian's words, Lan Luo silently closed the novel, opened the phone book and pretended to dial Cuicui's number, waited for a few seconds and then spoke: "Cuicui, I'll send you something later, you pay attention to check." ....... Something, oh, needless to say, it was a person surnamed Guo who asked me to send it to you, you just listen to it. After saying that, he hung up the phone. And then look at the fat man with a blank face, don't say a word, and look like a dick anyway.

Ye Yu naturally liked to see this kind of thing happen, so he opened the snack bag sent to him by others, took out a bag from it at random and opened it, and started to eat melons.

When the fat man first heard the call, he had already noticed that something was wrong, and now he was even more on Lan Ruffian's hanging gaze, and immediately put away the flying and domineering demeanor just now, and became nervous, and then he first admitted it and said in a tentative tone: "Lan Ruffian, what are you going to do, what are you sending to Cuicui?" ”

Lan Ruffian said coldly: "Knowingly asking, isn't it the recording of someone's affectionate confession to someone that day, I want to post it when I look for it, but isn't it always a teacher?" ”

When the fat man heard this, he quickly tensed his nerves and said, "It's white, isn't it true!" ”

Lan Ruffian continued to raise his posture and said, "Is there a fake? ”

Ye Ruffian had already finished eating a bag of snacks at this time, so he said coldly: "Lan Ruffian, don't just say that you don't practice fake tricks!" ”

When Lan Ruffian heard this, he immediately said, "Just do it!" So he picked up his mobile phone and began to operate, and the operation was still presentable.

The fat man immediately became anxious, quickly stood up, and begged Lan Yu for mercy: "Dad! Father! Father! Don't, Daddy! Looking at such a look, I felt that I had to kneel down for Lan Yu.

Lan Ruffian sighed when he saw it: "Hey! Have you played with me, have you played with me? Then he burst out laughing.

Where did the fat man dare to refute at this time, so he cautiously said tentatively: "That thing is not a good thing, why keep it, don't say it, it's not clear." Just delete it. ”

Lan Ruffian didn't care about the fat man when he heard it, and forcibly opened the topic and said: "Club, I heard them say that the club seems to be able to add quantification, and the scholarship for joining the party and everything is related to quantification, so if you want to add quantification, it is better to join a club." ”

"And what the hell? How come I haven't heard of it," said the fat man, very surprised, and then something was swirling in his head. "Enter, enter, enter, don't say one, it's okay to enter ten, the key is to quantify!"

"What's that? I just heard Lan Ruffian say that the fat man confessed to Cuicui? "I suddenly got up from my bed and spat out what I had vaguely heard while looking at my phone, and asked what seemed to have a long reflex arc.

The fat man didn't expect to put aside this topic just now, and my sudden question brought him and his reluctant topic again, but Ye Yu began to like it again and said: "Yes, the fat man is ready to confess to Cuicui......"

The fat man hurriedly interrupted and said, "What a confession! It's quantitative! Quantify! In this way, Cao Yang came in just now to tell us about joining the club! ”

I deliberately pinned the fat man and said beating: "What the hell, fat man, don't interrupt, Ye Yu, you continue to talk and confess to Cuicui...... And then what? ”

Lan Ruffian took the words and said, "But this fat man is too cowardly, he doesn't dare!" ”

Ye Ruffian laughed and said, "Brother Zhuang, how do you say to help this person!" ”

The fat man was already in a hurry at this time and wanted to interrupt the topic quickly, but I rushed ahead and said, "It's not easy! After speaking, I took out my mobile phone, found the recording and released it: "Just let Cuicui listen to it, just say that the fat man is shy and doesn't dare to face it, don't listen to this, in fact, the fat man has tried several times in order to practice this." ”

Ye Yu hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, it should be like this, when the time comes, Cuicui will definitely be moved to death or alive." ”

Lan Yu continued to receive: "That's right, the fat man will hook up with the study committee member at that time, and when the time comes, the fat man!" You have to take care of your brothers! ”

Ye Yu said: "Don't think about it in the future, hurry up, don't wait for the fat man to regret it!" ”

Saying that, I picked up the mobile phone, just three people you and I said a sentence, the fat man wanted to interject several times, but they all failed, helplessly sat on his bed, but saw that I took out the mobile phone there when the strokes could no longer sit still, quickly stood up from the bed unusually, and rushed to my bed.

"What society? Did Cao Yang come in just now to talk about the club? The words were suddenly turned around by me, and the fat man was blinded by the words he had just thought of, and when he heard me say this, he was completely confused, and he didn't know how to answer this sentence for a while. Even Ye Ruffian, who was watching the excitement in the back, was also blinded and thought: I'm wiping, what's the matter, aren't you talking about Cuicui? Now all of a sudden, it's about the community again.

Lan Chao was stunned for a moment, but what he had to admire was that he immediately understood, and then said: "That's right, it was the squad leader who informed us that the club would recruit new students tomorrow, let us go and see if there is a club we like at that time." If you feel like you can, you can participate. There will be quantification to add at that time. ”

It dawned on me, "Oh, that's it, it's a good pastime, call me when you go!" ”

Lan Ruffian nodded: "Okay! At this time, the fat man was snubbed like dead meat falling into an ice cave, and he didn't know what to say, so I drank: "Fat man, what are you doing in this position?" Silly, huh! ”

The fat man looked innocent and aggrieved, as if he was saying in his heart: Dig a groove, what am I doing? No, didn't you just say that you would send a recording? Why all of a sudden I didn't say it again. Whatever, no, what should I do, I look like I'm very shabi, I'm going to do something. Oh yes, just do it.

"No, didn't I see dust on your bedknob? I'll wipe it for you! The fat man was stunned and said embarrassedly.

"You Shabby, what are you crazy about, saying I'm dirty here, so clean. What should you do, don't be an eyesore here! With that, I lay on the bed and played with my phone.

The fat man hurriedly slipped back to his bed. But this forced is too much to get carried away, and he starts to get carried away after opening a black game with Ye Yu, as if these things didn't happen just now.

Regardless of quantification or non-quantification, college student clubs can be said to be a very important part of the four-year life of college students, and I think one of the most successful universities is to have a variety of clubs. On the one hand, students can find a group of people who have the same hobbies as themselves according to their own interests and hobbies, and the club is also a very effective way for students to expand their communication. So from my point of view, it would be a shame if I didn't join even one club at university.

On the day of the club's recruitment, several people in the dormitory pulled me to the basketball court in front of Huake's Boguan Building early. The scene is really a colorful and crowded scene! As soon as we got there, we found that the road was crowded with new booths and groups of freshmen, and the speed of moving forward was very slow.

However, our interest will not be impressed by the scene in front of us, this is like the Spring Festival at home, we are interested in watching the seniors of each club work hard to speak, or try to show the characteristics of their club, and hope that more emerging forces will join their club.

"Dude, why don't we have a freshman here for half a day to ask, we have to think of a way!" The senior in charge of recruiting new students in Jeet Kune Do, looking at the few names on the table and the cold scenery of the courtyard, couldn't help but complain like a companion next to him.

The senior who was asked said unhurriedly: "It's okay, when Lao Wang comes, show his housekeeping skills, you see, there will be no group of students here." ”

The man said, "Lao Wang, how long has it been coming, when has it been, and has it not come?" ”

The companion was still not in a hurry and said, "Don't worry, it's coming soon!" I sent him a message just now, and he said right away. ”

After waiting for about 3 minutes, the old Wang in their mouth still didn't come, so the senior who complained just now couldn't bear it and continued: "No, we haven't come yet, you see us here, it's really a lot of people, and no new student has come up to ask for half a day, or not?" Suddenly, the senior looked at his companion with a smile: "Lao Li, why don't you go first, top Lao Wang for a while, and by the way, let us see how good your skills are." ”

The companion pretended to be modest, but his heart blossomed, and he said with an embarrassed expression: "I, no, the heat is not enough!" ”

When the senior heard it: Nima, kid pretend to me, your kung fu is not much worse than Lao Wang. So he continued to persuade with a smile: "Don't, are you a member of our Jeet Kune Do Club, when the club needs you, you should come forward, this is the martial soul of our Jeet Kune Do Club!" ”

As soon as Lao Li heard that it was exactly what he wanted, he pretended to be reluctant and said, "Okay, I'll just hold it for a while!" Lao Wang is here, call him immediately, and you also hurry up to urge Lao Wang, tell him to come quickly! ”

The senior was happy when he heard this, so he hurriedly agreed and said, "Okay, okay, don't say more, let's go first!" ”

So the man didn't say a word, and began to perform hard with a nunchuck.

"Fatty, look at the model team you want to join in front of you, look at it, there are so many beauties" Ye Ruffian saw the beautiful women staring at the beautiful girls in the model team with joy, and pulled the fat man excitedly.

As soon as the fat man heard that the beauties couldn't take care of the bar, he looked straight in the direction pointed by Ye Yu, and this look didn't matter, and he was instantly attracted by those big beauties, so he hurriedly called: "Let's go, let's take a look!" As he spoke, he consciously moved in that direction.

Seeing that Ye Yu had already run in front: "Hurry up, I won't wait for you." The fat man also hurried to follow Ye Yu's footsteps behind.

"Borrowed, borrowed." Ye Ruffian and the fat man thought about the beautiful girls of the model team, so they anxiously wanted to pass through the crowded crowd that didn't know what they were watching. Suddenly, a big black stick swept through the back of Ye Ruffian's head, Ye Ruffian also seemed to feel something, subconsciously wanted to lean forward for a while, and then turned around and blurted out: "What swept past the back of my head just now, there can still be wind now." ”

Seeing the fat man standing in place, as if he had something to say, Ye Yu asked, "Dead fatty, what's wrong with you?" ”

The fat man pointed to Ye Yu's head and pointed in another direction and said, "Just ......." Before he could finish speaking, the fat man's words were interrupted by the laughter of the crowd watching the excitement next to him, which made the two people very strange, so they looked at the crowd watching the excitement with curiosity.

As far as the eye can see, there is the recruitment office of the so-called Jeet Kune Do Club, and in front of the booth is a middle two boy wielding a nunchuck, and this middle two boy is the old Li mentioned earlier. That scene is really a "blood gushing, stick to the flesh!" ”

Lao Li seemed to be out of the way to recruit new people, and while using all the things he had learned to show the nunchucks, he hummed catchy lyrics in his mouth: "Use nunchucks, hum, ah!" Hahe, use it, ah! Nunchucks, hum, ah! Hey. "It turned out that Lao Li was originally a very good nunchuck, but because he had never shown it in front of a large number of people, he was nervous and made many mistakes. And the price of every mistake is the stick to the meat, and the unknown thing on the back of Ye ruffian's head just now is also the masterpiece of this mistake after the mistake, thanks to Ye ruffian's luck, otherwise the model team didn't look at it, and then went to the hospital to see the nurse first.

The fat man said, "Nima, interesting, hahaha!" ”

Ye Yu couldn't help but smile and said, "I'll go and refresh my worldview." ”

The fat man continued: "yes, it's a lot more interesting than the model team. ”

And the companion who recruited new people with Lao Li couldn't cry or laugh beside him, very embarrassed, and kept covering his face. At this moment, a man with a capable figure and a big black-rimmed glasses came to the booth of the recruitment office. When the companion saw this person, he seemed to be seeing a savior, and hurriedly said excitedly: "Oh, Lao Wang, you are finally here, hurry up and save the scene!"

This person is the Lao Wang they just talked about, I saw Lao Wang look at the field, took off his black-framed glasses, and walked next to Lao Li. Unexpectedly, Lao Li was using all his strength, desperately continuing to face the ridicule of others, and wanted to show his true strength to change other people's opinions. At this moment, he threw the other end of the nunchuck behind, and was about to hit Lao Wang, and the people watching the excitement next to him, including the fat man and Ye Ruffian, were all stunned, looking at the bloody case that was about to happen, they were at a loss, and they didn't know what to say.

There were still people in the crowd who reacted quickly and shouted: "Be careful! .......", time seems to be playing in slow motion. The faces of the people around him slowly became hideous, and when Lao Li heard the sound, he subconsciously looked behind him and found that Lao Wang was behind him, so his face slowly changed from unexplained to panicked, and then to hideous.

At this extremely critical moment, Lao Wang was not in a hurry at all, or looked frightened, but with a slight lift of his arm, he opened his palm and strangled the menacing nunchucks at the initial end of the force before they formed a large destructive distance. As soon as Lao Li saw this situation, his hanging heart fell, and the hearts of the onlookers eased.

Lao Li didn't know what to say for a while, but smiled awkwardly, and then looked at Lao Wang's hand. Lao Wang's side, although he intercepted the nunchuck in time, it still hurts a little in his hand, but for a person like him, these pains are not worth mentioning at all, so Lao Wang pinched his hand, then smiled, patted Lao Li's shoulder and said: "Tired, now replace me, you go to rest first." ”

Ye Ruffian whispered to the fat man: "It's a little interesting, fat man!" ”

The fat man nodded: "Interesting, let's continue to take a look!" ”

As he spoke, Lao Wang's performance had already begun, and he really didn't make a move, and he was stunned when he made a move. is different from Lao Li's funny, Lao Wang has a relaxed look, but when he wields a nunchuck, it is called an expert, the stick is in place, and the stick is windy. When the two people in our bedroom saw it, they completely abandoned the mentality of watching the excitement just now, and now they are completely convinced by Lao Wang's kung fu. The dance was full of fun, the onlookers kept clapping and applauding, Lao Li smiled awkwardly, and his companions were overjoyed.

After a dance, Lao Wang made a salute to everyone and said: "Jeet Kune Do can not only strengthen the body, but also a pride of our Chinese, more than those karate, judo cattle *, I hope the younger students will actively participate!" ”

My companion also happily ran up and said: "Yes, yes, we are very happy for everyone to participate, and those who are willing to come to me to sign up, thank you!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, many men showed very strong enthusiasm after appreciating Lao Wang's bloody performance, and even some girls couldn't help but call their boyfriends to participate. After a while, Jeet Kune Do's recruitment office was full.

The fat man and Ye Ruffian also wanted to take a look, but there were too many people and they couldn't squeeze in for a while. I had to give up, as if I suddenly remembered something, I saw Ye Yu looking towards the model team, it didn't matter, I saw a very familiar figure in the model team, and at this time she was looking at the beautiful girl who was recruiting new people, and showed a rippling smile.

Ye Ruffian hurriedly pulled the fat man and said, "Look! ”

The fat man didn't know what was going on, but he followed Ye Yu's instructions and looked over, and immediately showed an expression of amazement when he saw it, so he pointed his finger and said, "It's this person!" ”

Ye Ruffian said to the fat man: "Go and get this kid!" ”

The fat man nodded and said, "Let's go!" With that, the two walked towards the man.