The farmer mentioned above is the human body of the turtle, and the old man is the ancestor of the donkey. And when they stay in the world, they rarely use spells.

Behind a large tree, suddenly there was a "Whew! Call! Call! The voice interrupted their conversation at once.

"Whoever is hiding behind a tree, come out and see!" One of them drank in the direction of a poplar tree in front of him.

"It's not even fun to pee and pee, it's noisy!" From behind the tree came a tall middle-aged man, lifting his trousers in one hand and a beer bottle in the other, the mouth of the bottle was still steaming, and the smell of urine wafted in the wind when it blew.

"Shandong people ward off evil spirits, what do you say?" the two dots muttered quietly, and then they stepped forward.

"It turned out to be the donkey ancestor, the little one didn't know that the donkey ancestor was here just now, there are many offenses, please understand!" One of the black dots is at the front of the respectful transmission.

"Black and white impermanence, don't chew the root of your tongue behind your back, be careful that I cut off your long tongue!"

"We know that we are wrong, please forgive Daxian!" Black and white impermanence was already trembling with fright, and the words they said just now must have been heard by Donkey Ancestor.

"For the sake of my friendship with the Ten Palaces Yama, I'll let you go, and I won't get out of here." As he spoke, he put the cap back on the bottle, and seemed to throw the bottle away, and after a few flashes, the bottle disappeared into the distance. The two dots also floated silently into the distance at this time.

"This donkey ancestor is really different"

"What's the difference?"

"Even pee is specially found in a beer bottle to hold it, is it true that humans say that beer is horse urine."

"My little brother has never drunk it, so I don't know if it tastes like that."

"Humph!" A cold voice spread from behind them.

"It's not good, you can hear us talking from so far away, run away......"

Within a few days, the strange illness of the mountain slave was completely cured.

On this day, the mountain slave finished work from the construction site, found a small restaurant, found a vacant seat to sit down, ordered a side dish, and the late summer evening was also unbearably hot. The mountain slave wiped the sweat from his face with a tissue and asked the store for a cold beer. Open the lid with the bottle and take a sip directly from the mouth of the bottle.

"Huh! Boss, why does your beer smell like urine? The mountain slave asked with a bad face.

"The guy is really good at laughing, how can beer smell like urine, you can try it again," the shopkeeper replied with a smile.

"Well, it seems that I'm tired from working these days, and I'm delusional." Shannu took another sip, this time feeling like beer.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he smiled, shook his head and walked away.

On the wall opposite the mountain slave hangs an LCD TV, on which the evening news is playing.

"Last night, Liu Yijiao led a team of members of his father's smuggling faction to escort a batch of precious diamonds from the Yellow Sea to be transported to the British Empire by boat, but Dr. He, who was ambushed near the Yellow Sea Port in advance, personally led a group of members of the Taixue School to intercept this batch of precious diamonds. Unexpectedly, when the members of the Tai Sect were about to open the box at the scene to check, gunshots rang out all around. As a result, all the members except Dr. River were shot and killed by members of another smuggler faction who came to their aid. ”

"I myself seriously protest that in today's society, they can have the courage to shoot and kill many of my subordinates, and there is no royal law. Kill for your life! As soon as the camera turned, Dr. River said through gritted teeth in front of the camera.

"Xia has a large population and limited resources, so the population must be strictly controlled." Liu Donggua and Liu Da defended his questioning about shooting and killing.

"You fuck, you have to kill people to control the population, and the people who kill me, why don't you do it to your own people. In the final analysis, it is the reason why I am in the way of your wealth. Dr. He yelled at Liu Donggua who was standing on the side with a blue face.

"Boss, is your TV broken, how did I see a black donkey yelling there on the TV, and there was a giant turtle lying next to it that also closed its mouth one by one, and said that it was used to kill people to control the population"

"The guy is talking crazy again, that's not Liu Donggua, Liu Da Boss, and the one next to him, isn't it Dr. He, Heda Boss. Where did the donkey and the turtle come from, haha...... The guy is drunk, isn't he? However, after so many years of open and secret fighting between the smuggling faction and the Taixue faction, everyone has long been surprised."

"Boss, what do you think will happen to this incident?" Shannu rubbed his eyes, and when he looked again, what appeared on TV was indeed the two people the store said. He asked embarrassedly.

"Of course, it's over, Liu Donggua not only has the smuggling faction under his door, but also controls the military power of the Great Xia State. One person is above and ten thousand people are below. And although Dr. He's Tai School is the largest non-governmental organization in the Xia Kingdom, and there are many capable people, how can it compete with the army with real guns. The batch that rushed to support was actually the army sent by Liu Donggua. The shopkeeper replied as he cleaned up the dishes.

"Hmmm! Hi ......" the mountain slave got up and checked out and left.