The sky was white, and I saw two egg-sized balls, one black and one white, floating in the air, flashing from the alley to the big forest at the west end of the village.

"Big brother, that water ghost tastes good, it's just a pity!"

"Yes! I don't know which god rescued that kid, otherwise the water ghost would definitely be able to cast a baby this time."

"Big brother, I've done a lot of things like this before, and I'm a veteran at first glance."

"Don't say, don't say, in short, if you have my share, you will have your share."

"Big brother, do you think the god hidden here is the Donkey Ancestor or the Turtle Cheng?"

"It's hard to say, it's hard to say. Or maybe neither. ”

"Sizzle... Is there any other god in the world? ”

"In the entire universe, only human beings exist on the earth now, which cannot be summed up by the word coincidence. So it's not surprising that there are a few gods on this particular planet. ”

"That eldest brother is more than a thousand years older than me, so he must know a lot about the turtle and the donkey ancestor, right?"

"Hmm... In the year when I first became a ghost, probably during the period when the Emperor Zetian ruled over mankind, the Heavenly Donkey Ancestor coveted the beauty of the Emperor Zetian, and secretly descended to the earth, turned into a person of the 'Great Yang', and formed a double monk with him. At that time, the emperor chose the heavens and almost used this to cultivate the art of rejuvenation and rejuvenation, so that at the age of eighty, two rows of thin teeth grew out of his mouth. Later, the Heavenly Jade Emperor knew that Donkey Ancestor had gone down to earth privately, so he sent Donkey Ancestor's sworn enemy, the Turtle Prime Minister, to stop this absurd farce, which was also the first time that Donkey Ancestor and Turtle Cheng went down to earth.

Afterwards, the Jade Emperor did not pass on the two to return to the Heavenly Palace immediately, it may also be because the Jade Emperor was also annoyed by the noise of these two great gods always chattering in front of him, and wanted their ears to be clean and pure, this moment, more than a thousand years have passed, and the Jade Emperor seems to have forgotten them, hehe..."

"Then there must have been a lot of interesting things happening between them in the past thousand years."

"There are a few interesting facts, I remember that in the first few years of Guicheng's descent to earth, he opened a shop selling ejiao while killing donkeys, and the business became bigger and bigger, so that the local donkeys were killed, and then he came in from other places. Donkey Zu knew but was helpless, he knew that the Jade Emperor must be behind Gu Cheng's support. Every time the donkey ancestor was drunk, he would cry bitterly with the box containing Ejiao in his arms.

Accordingly, many years passed, one day, a farmer pushed a wheelbarrow across the bridge, and an old man came to cross the bridge in a hurry, and the bridge could only accommodate one person, but neither of them let anyone, and the stalemate could not even pass the people who came one after another.

When the farmer saw this, he said to the old man, 'How about we make a bet?' ’

'Bet on what!? The old man asked with contempt.

'I bet I'll dare to eat your, but you won't dare to eat mine' If I do, you'll obediently retreat to the bridge and get out of the way for me to cross first. ’

'If you don't dare, let's put a lump on the bridge now, and see who dares or not.' ’

After speaking, the two took off their pants almost at the same time, and each took a lump. As soon as the farmer put on his trousers, he walked towards the outsider, and without saying a word, he picked up the outsider and put it in his mouth like a jelly bean, and ate it in an instant. Looking at the old man again, looking at the farmer's lump, it can't be described as a lump, it is clearly a pool. I couldn't catch it with my hands, so I could only lie on the ground and drink, but before I drank two sips, I screamed and even vomited out the meal I ate in the morning. The farmer won. The farmer said slowly to the old man, 'You rich people eat and drink spicy food, dry, we poor people are different. ’

Later, all over the country knew about it, and gave the old man the nickname 'Dr. River' (drinking thin)

"Hahahaha......"

"Hahahaha......"