Chapter 4: Class Gatherings
What can make two complete strangers close the distance the fastest, the answer is wine; What is it that allows people who are usually restrained to speak freely without scruples, and the answer is also wine; What can make a stunned person forget the pain around him for a while, the answer is still wine. Wine is a magical thing, and I don't know what created this thing under what circumstances. can make two strangers seem to be old friends who have been friends for a long time; Let a person who is usually very introverted become enthusiastic; Let a sad person vent all his pain on it.
But these are temporary effects, and when you wake up, you still have to answer the original state. People just know each other, what should be quiet is still so quiet, and those pains still haven't dissipated like smoke with the emptiness of yesterday.
Before entering the university, everyone knows this truth from the mouths of others to a greater or lesser extent - the university is just a stepping stone for you to enter the society, which is a small society. If you only think of college as a school, then you are very wrong. It is true that there is nothing wrong with saying this, but if you want to treat the university as a complete society, then the whole university life is too tiring and meaningless, after all, there are still so many differences between the university and society.
Although there are so many differences between universities and society, the actual drinking scene is exactly the same as in society. Class reunions, department gatherings, dorm room gatherings, friends gatherings, helping others to invite you, others helping you to invite others, or even just wanting to have a drink are all reasons for a drinking party.
I remember that the first meeting of our class was a day or two after our military training, and at that time, the military training was all three classes together. After a few days of getting along, everyone in the class knew each other almost well, some of them had a common language when chatting, some of them just knew each other's names, and others might just be familiar with each other. Through the reason for the class meeting, everyone will get to know each other more directly, and I think this is also the reason why each class organizes a party!
I have the impression that in the four years of college, we only had three class gatherings in total, one coming, one walking, and one after the internship in the middle. There is really no shortage of before, middle and back, but what I remember most clearly is the first meeting of the class.
After the class informed the class of the meeting time, I was already looking forward to it, and for whatever reason, I can probably guess what I said. At that time, I thought to myself: It is said that people in the Northeast are very good at drinking, but I want to see how powerful it is. There are also Shanxi people next to Shandong, and Lu ruffian is so big, he must be a ruthless person. Others, Wang Yacheng Jiangsu, what Su Su Su listened to, I felt that he was not a tough guy. The second brother, a native of Henan, is estimated to only steal manhole covers, and he is not good at drinking at all. The other two, Lan Ruffian looked at his stomach, it was okay. Ye Ruffian's estimate is not satisfactory.
I think of the days when we had dinner in the dormitory, the fat man seemed to blow through their Northeast drinking and didn't instigate anyone, you said that as a man who graduated from high school, he would be able to listen to others say this? So at that time, I wanted to take this opportunity to humiliate this fat man in the Northeast!
When the time came, the people in the dormitory were still waiting for the time to leave immediately. Lan Ruffian combed his head over and over again in the mirror, and he didn't know whether it was twenty-eight or nineteen, and according to him, he wanted to completely dress up as a beautiful man. Wang Yacheng held his mobile phone as if he was shopping for Warcraft's post bar again, or seducing the innocent little nurse, I didn't know at the time. The rest of the people are also looking for idle things to do to pass the time.
There was a burst of leisurely singing in the bathroom: "Look at my big flower pants, big flower pants, flush and wash your ass!" "this translation, it's absolutely amazing, it can't be horse horse tiger tiger anymore. At this time, the sound of the bathroom was interrupted, and a fat body came out, with a towel around his neck. We looked at what his so-called big flower pants were, and it shocked everyone. These pants are bigger than my shorts, and sure enough, they are big flower pants!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, everyone made fun of this so-called big flower pants, and the fat man twisted his ass with an indifferent face: "Big flower pants, big flower pants, Nima's pants" Lan Yu narrowed his eyes and said: "Fat man, be careful to be seen by the first sister of the management, she will be embarrassed at that time!" ”
The fat man was not happy and said, "Get out, get out, get out!" Clean calves! ”
At this time, Lan Ruffian came to the heart and said: "That management sister is really fat, her arms are thicker than my thighs, it's amazing!" ”
Wang Yacheng interjected at this time: "Yes, fat man, it's just right to be your daughter-in-law, I heard that his name seems to be Miao Miao!" After speaking, there was a cheap smile.
Lu was on the bed at this time, twisting half of his body, looking down with his head down, smiling and showing a row of teeth and saying, "Yo, Yacheng, you even inquire about other people's names, don't have any intentions!" ”
"Zhang Lu, you are a ji, you don't have any intentions, then I'm just helping the fat man inquire!" Wang Yacheng forcibly argued.
Now the fat man found a life-saving straw and hurriedly said: "You can inquire about it yourself, and you won't admit it." ”
Wang Yacheng was speechless, so he only came out: "Fatty, you are a ji." ”
Then the fat man smiled and said, "Wang Yacheng, Miao Miao, if you give birth to a daughter in the future, you will be called Wang Miaomiao, right?" Wang Miaomiao, Wang Miaomiao" twisted her ass after speaking.
Burst! There was a fart sound, and the fat man's ass at this time was facing the second brother's face. The second brother immediately made a painful expression and shouted, "Murder! With that, he collapsed on the bed and struggled.
Ye Ruffian saw this situation on the side and said: "This sound, I guess the has popped out!" ”
I saw it and said, "Fatty, you probably have to flush the water to wash your ass again, you see that this sound almost didn't kill the second brother!" ”
In this way, the dormitory waited for the class leader to call us to leave. At this time, everyone has already sorted it out, so there is talk and laughter to the destination.
I don't know if it was a Sichuan restaurant or something else, but in short, I don't know how many times I complained about these restaurants in my four years of college career.
At this time, most of the people in the class have already arrived, and I guess there are only a few girls left in the class. The squad leader arranged for us to sit down, at this time there seemed to be only people in our class in this restaurant, sitting at a table at first, everyone did not speak, just sat together reservedly, only a few buddies in the dormitory to say something.
Finally, the eight girls in the class finally arrived, and the class leader hurriedly went up to greet him, as if his relatives and friends were holding a wedding banquet. Pity that the other boys don't have such treatment, I don't know if there was a boo in it, but I didn't boo anyway. However, the girls in science and engineering are the treasures of the class and deserve this treatment.
When the girls came, they wanted to sit together, but the boys in the class were willing to allow it, and they said no. A few girls are not the kind of small jasper, but the kind of chic feeling. After listening to everyone's coaxing, I didn't squirm at all, and I did two on one table. Eight four tables are perfect, just evenly divided.
It's a pity, the boy in our class is called the one who can blow in front of the same sex, but after the girl comes, he is embarrassed to speak. Our table was quiet for a while, and the girl was quite embarrassed to see this situation, so she began to provoke the topic herself, and everyone slowly began to liven up, and the most active of them was Ye Yu. Ye Yu has experienced a lot in this aspect, and he gets along with girls a lot, and he can't stop breathing as soon as he opens the chatterbox.
Before the food was served, the squad leader shouted and everyone picked up the wine glasses in front of them. The class president said a lot of words in the wine glass, the main meaning of which is that we are all classmates in the future, and I hope that everyone will get along harmoniously, help each other, and graduate happily together. After speaking, everyone drank the wine glass in their hands, and then let everyone sit down and have fun at will!
After this start, everyone and classmates, those who know each other and those who don't know each other, are all looking for each other's interfaces, and there is only one purpose - to dry the wine in your hands!
At first, I wanted to find more interfaces for the fat man and Lu Ruffian to find out their details, but before I could make a move, the other people helped me do this. The fat man and the ruffian went one cup after another. While I was getting complacent, other people started asking me for a drink, and the scene was chaotic. I toast others, others toast me, and I can't stop for a while. But I always had a belief that I couldn't embarrass my hometown when I was away, so I took one cup after another.
I don't know how long it took, but the instructor brought the sophomore seniors to our meeting place. Everyone immediately became excited when they saw it, those who were already in the clouds, clamoring to drink with the guide, those who were sober quickly separated them, the guide simply greeted everyone, and drank some juice to deal with the past. The instructor is a woman, and everyone will definitely be able to let it go, but the sophomore seniors can't get out of this experience, so they raised their wine glasses one after another, saluted the sophomore seniors one by one, and introduced themselves while talking.
Who would have thought that this senior is not good at stubble, and he is not vague when he drinks wine, and he doesn't feel it after a few glasses, so everyone is not convinced, and he continues to pour it. But then I don't know how long it took to leave, and in my impression, when he left, the people in our class didn't pour him down, and it was still a bit embarrassing to say.
The party was going on, and a person in our class came to our party with a junior sister, and some of the boys in the class discussed: "You said it in the post bar in the past few days, and those seniors complained: 'Not only are the seniors going to rob our sisters, but the same class is also robbing, and now the juniors are also robbing again.'" That day, I saw the freshman student with the girls in my class, and I was not feeling well. ’”
The others nodded and said, "Cow, this kid! It's fast enough. So everyone looked at them with envy, and then continued to drink.
Those who are still standing after the war are either not very fond of drinking, or those who are powerful, and those who are drunk and unconscious are representatives of those who love to drink and have no amount of alcohol. Anyway, I remember being dizzy at the time, but my consciousness was still quite strong, and I didn't walk crookedly. As a result, when we went back, we were the only one in the dormitory, and I guess I was too excited to control myself, so I was overturned.
The second brother, Wang Yacheng, didn't drink much. Lu ruffian drank a lot, but now his consciousness is probably not sober, what surprised me was Lan ruffian, Lan ruffian estimated that he was the most sober one of our dormitory drinkers at that time. The fat man didn't lose the face of the Northeasterners. In this way, we returned to the dormitory with the dazed Ye ruffian.
The sequelae of drinking the next day came out completely, I only felt a special pain in the back of my head when I got up, and then looked at Ye Yu, it is estimated that it has already been broken, hey it is better to drink less!
In general, in the future, after going around a few class gatherings, everyone has their own little circle, and drinking between people like this regardless of whether they like it or not, it basically means it, and it will never be the same as at the beginning.