"Report! A large number of freshmen went online, and the whole army attacked, tanning them...... "With the broadcast of the radio on campus, the first major event of college admission, military training, is about to begin. The radio is full of jokes and "expectations" from the past about the present. Especially those sophomores, who have just been promoted from recruits to seniors this year, naturally want to show off to us recruits with experience.

The broadcast of the campus radio is not the beginning of military training in the real sense, and the school has already arranged the itinerary on the second day of our entry. Each class is carried out under the leadership of the sophomore class leader, all kinds of activities one after another, what seniors lead the campus together, classes get together to introduce each other, seniors lead the younger students to chat collectively, and even some anxious seniors are starting to promote his club, hoping to successfully complete the work of replacing the old and the new in the later recruitment work.

On the first day, I saw so many people that I couldn't remember clearly, anyway, at the end of the day, I traveled to various places, listened to countless experience stories, and it was already time for dinner when I finished it. At the end of the day, everyone was exhausted, and the squad leader saw that everyone was tired, so he hastily ordered the location, time and some precautions for tomorrow's military training gathering, and then let everyone act separately.

“Soilder ，this is your gun！” As I spoke, the black instructor threw a gun directly into my arms. Then he pointed to a row of targets and shouted, "NOW, shut them down!" So I raised the corners of my mouth and checked the M4 submachine gun in my hand, then spun it up, pulled the safety, aimed, pulled the trigger, banged a few times, each shot hit the bull's-eye, and then said "Shit, it's not as good as the AK47". The black instructor who watched was full of surprise and unconsciously said, "Kid you're a genius!" Then the other students cheered me loudly! And then when I was really going to be proud, if it weren't for that damn alarm clock!

It was this damn alarm clock that woke me up from this sweet dream, and I sat up sleepily, staring blankly at the alarm clock to see which one was ringing!

As a result, just like me, everyone sat up in a daze, and the squad leader was calling the door outside the door. As soon as Lan Ruffian heard that it was the squad leader, he immediately put on his red pants to ward off evil spirits, and opened the door for the squad leader.

The squad leader had already put on his military uniform at this time, walked in with the forgiveness hat (green hat), and found that everyone hadn't gotten up yet, so he said, "Hey, hey, it's almost time, you can get up." ”

Everyone just started to prepare, and the squad leader saw that no one was procrastinating, so he said, "You guys prepare well, I'll go and inform the other dormitories." So he ran to the other dorm room to call the door.

After washing up and getting dressed, it didn't take long for a boy, so we got ready early, except for the fat man from the Northeast. The fat man wears a xxxxl dress and pants and always feels a little awkward. We were wearing a green tie in our uniform, but we couldn't fit this huge head alive or dead. But fortunately, the second brother was ingenious and knew the mechanism of this tie, and as soon as he pulled the tie, the opening was opened, and then it was put on the fat man's head. As soon as I saw the way my second brother made the tie, I silently glanced at the ruined tie on my body and mourned for it for a few seconds.

When everything was ready, several of us went out together and set off in the designated direction. Along the way, I met those seniors and seniors, and their eyes were full of joy and schadenfreude.

After crossing the road, we were getting closer and closer to our destination, and suddenly a bus crossed the main road of the campus and stopped at the square of Zhiyuan Building. The people from the car got down one after another, with a tall posture, neat clothes, and consistent pace, this is the demeanor of our Chinese soldiers, and it really did not disappoint us.

They were neatly assembled in front of a poster, and we probably guessed as we passed by, that these were our future instructors, and as we walked, we found that they were really good, at least not as disappointed as we were when we learned that the location of the military training was in our school.

We arrived at the designated place, and by this time most of the people in the class had already arrived at the designated place, and we just gathered with the class leader. The team finally arrived, there were 40 people in our class, including 8 girls, and there were more wolves and less meat.

After a while, the assigned instructor had already arrived, and the leaders of the three classes came up, not knowing what the instructor said in front of them. After a minute or two, under the instructor's command, our three classes were fused together, the tall and short ones lined up in turn. Each class is disrupted from each class, which can be regarded as a so-called more reasonable arrangement.

The main thing to do in this military training is just to queue up and housekeeping, as for touching the gun, that's why I think too much, thinking that I saw photos of other high school classmates shooting guns in my space, and I thought that my military training should also have. But of course, the result was disappointment, and I didn't look at it, after all, there were only nine days of military training, and the time for housekeeping and queue should be about the same.

After recovering a little, the instructor began to plan the teaching. I skipped the content of the speech, and the first thing in the teaching was to stand in a military posture. Keep your chest and abdomen up, your head elevated, your eyes looking ahead, your heels together, your front feet spread out at 45 degrees, your hands hanging down naturally, and your middle finger close to the edge of your pants. With these norms, which are still familiar to this day, the instructor gave us a dismount.

Although it is September and the sun is in its hot season, the morning sun is still relatively mild. We stood up in a military posture according to the standards of the instructors, and the instructors passed by row after row of inspections. I checked that there was something wrong with the posture, and where it protruded and hit where, so we all corrected our posture from time to time.

After more than ten minutes, the sweat on our faces began to lie down. Those men with developed sweat glands have long been sweating, and their backs are straight and make their psoas muscles ache for a while, but we don't dare to move, and as soon as we move, we run over with a scolding sound, followed by a palm!

As time passed, the burning sensation of the psoas muscles behind me became more and more serious. At this time, it seems that a long time has passed, but the instructors don't seem to have any concept of time, and after so much time, they still say that it has only been such a short time, continue to stand! The instructor said while letting us stand: "It is good to ask you to stand in a military posture, you think that when you used to be in school, you buried your head in reading all day long, and your spine was compressed for a long time, and now standing for a while is equivalent to letting your spine correct for a while." Saying that, I straightened my posture again.

I don't know how long it was, but I just remember that my heels were numb and my lower back was no longer numb, and the instructor finally sat us down. As soon as the instructor spoke, we breathed a sigh of relief and sat down.

Sitting down was definitely not a solution, so the instructor thought about letting the few girls we had sing a few songs. But the girls are more reserved, and none of them are willing to come up. The instructor quipped: "Don't be embarrassed, do you see these boys stretching their necks and waiting to see?" But the girls still wouldn't.

Some of the boys started to coax, but the instructor caught one and said, "That kid, you can sing one!" The kid hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I can't do it, why don't you have one, instructor?" As soon as he said this, everyone began to laugh! I insisted that the instructor sing one. At this time, our electrical instructor came, our electrical instructor was a recent graduate girl, wearing a pair of camouflage pants, a black T-shirt, and a certain camouflage hat on her head, which seemed to have put a lot of effort into the military training.

Everyone immediately pointed the finger at the instructor who had just arrived, and the instructor seemed to be relieved, and he also followed the coaxing in line with the principle of not being too big to see the excitement. But who knows, our instructor is not a vegetarian, and he told us to shut up in a few words. Although I can't remember what I said at the time, I probably said something like this: "This instructor, it seems that your students are still energetic, are you not in place?" ”

The instructor began to be embarrassed, and we quickly shut up when we heard this, so the instructor gave us a glimpse of the recent arrangements and encouraged us to do a good job in military training.

The next day, the squad leader gave everyone a piece of paper, on which were printed some of the most common songs in the army, similar to unity is strength, and those who returned from target shooting. So in between trainings, we sang these songs happily under the leadership of the leader.

Maybe it's the reason why our class sings so well, several classes in the team began to coax, a few besieged us, let us sing with them, you come to me one song, no one obeys anyone, this is a special fun in the training interval.

Later, in order to motivate us, the instructor signaled that those who were active during the military training could add conduct points, so for a while, everyone was in the rest time, and they began to show their unique singing voice. I wanted to sing too, but as soon as I got on stage, the senior commander ordered the instructors to start training, and my debut ended without a hitch. But if you want to say that the real good singing is the Northeast fat man in our dormitory, he sang Eason Chan's exaggeration on the playground, and he immediately became famous. Later, on the road, someone talked about this fat man and said, "Do you see, that is the kid who sings pompous!" "That's enough.

"Yaga!" A class of students went to the toilet and came back, or something, and said when they ran over to the instructor and asked to return to the team. The instructor looked at this person with wide eyes when he heard this, and the students below us also looked at him with a confused expression. The instructor looked at the man and said, "Tell me again!" ”

The man didn't know why the instructor wanted him to say more, so he said, "Baga! ”

This time, the instructors, including us, heard it clearly, and many people said: "This person is a bit awesome, dare to scold the instructor in front of the instructor!" ”

The instructor smiled awkwardly and said, "You kid, you're a little awesome." Dare to scold me! ”

So the man quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no! ”

The people in their class said, "Instructor, he is talking about a report, not Baga. ”

So everyone, including the instructor, laughed and hurt their stomachs, and the instructor didn't think it was enough and let this person scream again. As soon as we heard that it was indeed a baga, we dispelled it again. This person's name is Zhu Chao, a native of Fujian. Everyone in Fujian knows that our Hujian people's common law (four tones) is accurate!

This can be regarded as a small episode in military training.

In the middle of military training, the school, under the sponsorship of Mobile, is ready to hold a freshman evening party for our freshmen every year.

During the training, the playground was already lively and lively to start rehearsals, and the row of work at the venue. The powerful sound is different, when we are training, listening to these things feel energetic, so that this party not only exists that night, but his influence is also very important during the day.

At the end of the day's training, after eating, the class leader began to gather the people in our class for the upcoming party. Our class entered the playground early to avoid the later pushing, and I have to say that the class leader's decision was quite wise. The audience of the party was not only us, the freshmen, but also the senior students who loved to watch the excitement came to the playground to watch the next party.

Overall, the injuries at the party were particularly exciting. After all, there is a financial owner, which is different from the talent show in the class and on campus in middle school. The lighting stage is very in place, but the program displayed by the instructor in the program schedule made the whole party reach a climax.

I saw the instructors showing the two-person combat they usually trained. That kind of fist to the flesh, real over-the-shoulder wrestling, it really makes people feel like their blood is pumping. However, another climax of the party appeared during the time of the model team, what handsome men and beautiful women, inspired the most primitive roar of the students, and almost made the scene out of control. After all, it is at the age of hormonal explosions.

At the end of the evening, many students left a good impression on the school, and some of the bad impressions changed as a result. But the military training is only half carried out here, and there are still a few days to be supported.

The hard military training for the next few days continued as usual, but the instructor found a student who could help him train. This student is in our class, and it seems that he has entered the police academy or something before, and I heard that he retook the test because he didn't pass the English test, or for some other reason, anyway, now he has come to this Huake like us.

I have to say that the teaching effect of this person is not much worse than that of our instructors. Now the instructor has a good time, just watch from the side, don't bother to say anything, just continue to joke when we are resting.

After talking about daily training, we have to talk about our housekeeping. One day, all the queues were told to assemble at the Boguan Building, so the instructor took us directly to the Boguan Building.

When I got there, I saw a very special green military quilt lying quietly in the center of the queue. I guess most people have guessed that this is to sort out housekeeping.

The internal affairs of the Chinese armed forces are well-known in the world, and some, like the American armed forces, also require them to learn from the way our Chinese armed forces organize their internal affairs. The most famous housekeeping of the Chinese army is the stacking of squares, or tofu blocks. I believe everyone has more or less seen this kind of news, what the aunt of the hotel was stunned when she was cleaning, and the train was stunned when she was sorting out the quilts of the passengers...... They were stunned that the soldiers had stayed in hotels, and when they were sleepers on trains, they would make their beds neat and tidy, and the quilts were folded into angular squares, which was quite appreciative. These all prove that our soldiers' housekeeping is quite good.

Without much to say, I saw the instructor of the demonstration instructor, throwing his hands away, and the quilt was spread out. Stacked on the left, touched on the right, flickered and moved, and after a delicate operation, a square tofu block appeared in front of us. Everyone applauded in their hearts and couldn't help but clap their hands.

After the lesson was finished, the instructor of our class walked up to us and said, "Don't be surprised, when you gather urgently in the evening, we are checking how much you have learned. ”

As soon as everyone heard the emergency assembly, they all called out with questions. The instructor continued: "Don't make a fuss, but when the time comes, I will immediately throw you down from the windowsill when I see any of your quilts folded in a mess!" ”

Everyone has this doubt, and when they gather urgently, they have to fold the quilt, which kind of emergency assembly is this. With doubts, I didn't know what the so-called emergency assembly was until the evening, and it turned out that I would tidy up my housekeeping before eight o'clock in the evening, and when the time came, we were called downstairs to stand in a military posture, and then the housekeeping people looked upstairs to see the housekeeping of each dormitory.

I see, this is too different from the emergency assembly of our military training in high school, I thought that I would wake you up from your sleep when you were sleeping well, and let you get dressed for two minutes. But they can't be blamed, after all, there are not only our freshmen in the same building, but also other senior students. If you come to the middle of the night to blow the trumpet and gather, then others will not be able to sleep, which will affect the state of others' classes, which is not allowed by the school. The hardware doesn't allow it, but if you think about it, you can understand.

But it's really like what the instructor said during the day.,From time to time, there are quilts thrown down from the sixth floor.,The format of the quilts is the same.,Everyone doesn't know whose quilt was thrown down.,Only wait until a while to see if it's your own quilt that was thrown down.。

Finally, after standing in a military posture for more than 20 minutes, we finally disbanded, so everyone quickly answered their dormitories to see if their quilts were still lying on the bed. I walked in and breathed a sigh of relief that my quilt was still lying there, and none of our dorms had been thrown away. But my quilt is a bit ugly, but the instructor didn't look at it. I'm sure there must be people who haven't folded a quilt in four years of college, but this period of military training is the best time for them to fold quilts.

Later, the military training went smoothly, and when we walked in the queue, our class walked neither well nor badly, and we were barely able to hand in a satisfactory answer. On the last day, during the few days I spent with the instructor, I had a deep relationship with each other. Knowing that the instructor was going to leave us soon, we didn't feel good. After all, parting is a matter of time or time, and many people have faced it calmly.

After we took a group photo with the instructor, it was a real parting. The instructor waved goodbye, the girls wept bitterly, and the boys also had red eyes.

But you think we let him go so easily, impossible, so simple, how can we offset the miserable situation of our usual training being rectified by him. So the boys swarmed up and carried the instructor directly in the air. Although the instructor's strength is great, he can only struggle to face the impending torture - flying the plane.

There is a saying that the more you struggle, the faster you fall. Watching the instructor struggle hard, the boys became more energetic, and they had to let the instructor obey. I don't know why people everywhere are tired of this unified way of playing airplanes, and it has long been agreed upon as a common thing?

After struggling a few times, the instructor finally relented and gave up resistance, just shouting no, enough, enough.

The feast that was not dispersed all over the world, and finally we said goodbye to the instructor who got along all day with reluctance.

I remember this memory of military training deeply, and in the future, my behavior will be more or less influenced by him. One day, when I was passing the traffic light at school, I saw a person standing there waiting for the traffic light, and my companions all looked at each other and smiled, and joked: "This person is stunned!" "Actually, everyone knows, it's just getting used to it!