Chapter 1020: Poor Boyfriend Has No Money
Wang Jinbao heard that He Xiaogang borrowed two thousand for himself, plus Li Chunyan's super face money of one hundred yuan a month when he was in school, a total of two thousand eight, and the problem of money was solved, so he glanced at it with great gratitude, at first it seemed that the borrowed money would have to be repaid sooner or later, but then he thought that it was his own daughter-in-law who borrowed money, not other people's daughters-in-law, not to mention that he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf, so he smiled with great emotion
"Thank you!"
He Xiaogang glared fiercely, and said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly
"You kid has nothing to say, find a place where no one is going to sing! Don't disgust people here! Besides, I should say thank you to me, otherwise you kid will coax my daughter-in-law to sleep! Isn't this going for my life? ”
Wang Jinbao looked at He Xiaogang's extremely funny expression and said with a happy smile
"Look at you, I'm just joking with you, look at how seriously you are still serious! Let's not say it, brothers and wives can't be bullied, let alone worry, I still know a little bit about such a simple truth! Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if you really want to coax your daughter-in-law to sleep, but that's out of reach, she is our hometown! I'm setting off now and hurrying there, and the heavens are all lit up! Where are you going to put people to sleep? What a weirdo you kid! Brother, I'll say thank you to you, if you don't say it, you're welcome, then forget it! Because I'm used to it, you kid until you're rude! But you can't, let me go to the toilet and sing! Am I singing to myself? You're too bad, aren't you?"
He Xiaogang glared, he wanted to practice this kid beautifully, but he was busy chatting with his daughter-in-law with two text messages, so he said a little irritably
"Don't you know, why do I let you sing in the toilet, such a simple question, pigs want to understand, you can't figure it out, it seems that your kid's brain is really not enough! For the sake of your pig-less brain, then I'll tell you the truth! Because others ask for money for singing, but you kid sings for death, I haven't lived enough, and there are more important things to do! Didn't you just hang up the phone with your little mother, and now that the problem of money is solved, don't you kid hurry up to make your little mother happy, are you ready to do a big job like two scolding the street! But I will give you a statement in advance, this time you drop the phone again, I will not help you install it, find a way to do it yourself! ”
Wang Jinbao heard what this kid said also made sense, because he Li Chunyan two, if he didn't make a lot of noise every once in a while, and dropped his mobile phone once, it would be a bit abnormal, but now he definitely can't, he directly called over and said, I will come to see you when I rest, so not only is there no creativity, but also not fun at all, and then I rolled my eyes, thinking that when I was in school, in order to test whether she was a money worshipper, I pretended to be pitiful and cheated myself of a hundred yuan to drink Coke from her monthly food expenses. Now let's give the ultimate test to see if she likes her own person or her own person Thinking of this, he lit a cigarette again and wrote with a wicked smile
"Hey! As the saying goes, a penny is hard for a hero! In fact, I not only want to see you, but also surround you every day and be a daughter-in-law's follower, but now in January, I have a total living allowance of 450 yuan, no salary, and at least more than 200 phone bills! Cigarette money is at least more than 100 yuan! If you go out for a light meal again, not only will you have no balance, but you will also owe money! I don't have any money to look at you! Baby, I'm sorry, can you wait a little, I signed the contract in June, and when I save enough money, I'll see you again! ”
Within a minute of this text message, Li Chunyan came back
"I hate it, people don't equal a minute! I've been waiting for this day for more than two years! Haven't you heard that you can't let those who love you wait too long? I asked you to come and see me, not to see how much money you took! Besides, you don't need to spend any money! What do you want to do so much, just come here! ”
Wang Jinbao saw this as if he had eaten honey, thinking that this was the most distressed little ghost, and wanted to come over immediately, but in order to surprise this little girl, he had a good time with this little girl by the way, so his eyes turned back
"Wife! Why are you so distressed! How old are you? I came to see you, and I definitely don't have to pay the fee, but I don't need money for the round-trip fare! Come here, let me sleep on your bed and eat you! Aren't you afraid that the tigress in your dormitory will bite me to death and chew my bones! ”
Li Chunyan blushed to the root of her ears when she saw it, this guy in her heart was simply too bad, he hadn't come over yet, he actually wanted to sleep in the same bed with himself, I wanted to say directly, what kind of person do you think of me, am I the kind of casual person? But in this case, then the day was successfully talked to death, and then he replied with a wicked smile
"Don't you kid want to mess around! I still want to sleep in our dormitory! What else do you want to do? ”
Wang Jinbao found that Li Chunyan had already changed the topic by himself, so he hurriedly sent a text message with a smile
"Oops! Are you thinking too much? If your dormitory is so easy to enter, then your building management will not be a deaf ear! I said sleeping in your bed, just to show that you need money to eat, drink, and Lazar! You just get over it a little bit, and in a few months I'll have a formal contract! Brother, I'm rich, come over to see how you are right now! ”
Li Chunyan found that Wang Jinbao began to excuse herself again, and replied a little angrily
"No more nonsense! What you say on the night of the thirtieth night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, do you count! If it doesn't count, you just give a happy word, and I also broke off this thought early, what should I do! I can't hang myself on your crooked-necked tree! ”
Wang Jinbao read through the text message, as if he could feel Li Chunyan's angry and corrupt look, thinking that it was just great, he wanted to come over in a few days, but in order to give Li Chunyan more anxiety, he quickly replied with a smile
"Oops! How many times have I told you, don't say it again in the future, I told you all about a crooked neck tree hanging to death, the fortune teller said, you can't hide from my crooked neck tree in this life, and you can't get rid of it, because the reason why I grew into a crooked neck tree is mainly for you to be comfortable when you are in the shade! In the future, when you are old, you will just be used as a crutch! Don't be angry, when I have money, I will definitely come to see you as soon as possible! Guarantee to catch your birthday, the big living person stands in front of you, see if you are good! ”
As soon as the text message was sent, Wang Jinbao hadn't taken the cigarette out of the box yet, but he didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come over
"Nasty! You don't have money, sister has money, sister's money is your money! People can come! Tell me when it's coming! ”