Chapter 1019 It's funny to have no money to see netizens
Li Chunyan heard that love was like air again, and almost exploded out of gas, because under normal circumstances, Wang Jinbao would definitely change it immediately, saying that love is like a tide, but I didn't expect to dare to say to myself today, it's just hateful, so I said extremely irritably
"No more nonsense! Since you like the air so much, then you go straight to the air and don't bother me anymore! If you call, what else is there, if you discuss whether there is life on Mars, then I can only regret to tell you, I'm sorry you found the wrong person! You should find an alien, not suitable for me as an earthling, to fall in love here, please don't affect my mood here, and don't waste my good years! ”
Wang Jinbao stuck out his tongue, thinking that it seemed that this little girl would be in a bad mood, he didn't want to be wronged, and he was scolded by splitting his head and covering his face before going to bed, it would be too cost-effective, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Baby, wasn't everything okay just now? Why are you suddenly in a hurry! Hurry up and take a deep breath to dissipate your breath, in case you get angry and break your body, then I won't be distressed to death! When I say love is like air, it's just a metaphor, imagine like air, around you, to be exact, that's where there is air, then there is my thoughts about you! Actually, I miss you too! But life is so cruel, these days like a rabbit all day long, in the desert for a day, no sun at both ends, no signal at other times? ”
When He Xiaogang heard this, he coughed twice deliberately, Wang Jinbao hurriedly threw a cigarette when he saw this, and then smiled evilly, Li Chunyan heard He Xiaogang's voice and knew that Wang Jinbao was inconvenient to speak, so he said a little irritably
"That's it! You don't always say that explaining is a cover-up! I know you're busy! You've worked hard! Hurry up and go to bed! Save your career by mistake! Am I not a sinner through the ages! Since you're so busy, you should stay in the desert all the time and don't come out! ”
Wang Jinbao heard that Li Chunyan was going to hang up, sat up suddenly, and hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! Don't always see clouds and rain! How can I stand this! I really don't know how to tell you, I just came back today, and I will call you with joy, you see you, we only say a few words, and you are going to hang up the phone! You're doing the right thing, have I missed you for so many days? Aren't you afraid that I won't be able to sleep sadly? Now you tell me, what the hell is wrong? Why is it so good, it is so angry! ”
Li Chunyan wanted to hang up the phone directly, but when she saw Wang Jinbao admit it, she instantly felt a little unbearable, so she said coldly
"You still have the face to ask me, why do you get angry, I ask you if I start school now? May I ask when you are going to be this air? Since you don't know the reason, then don't ask, hurry up and do what you should do, don't affect my mood here! I'm a little curious right now, is it fun for you to lie to people all day long? Go to bed! Needless to say good night! When you figure it out, come and tell me again, otherwise you won't talk about it! ”
Wang Jinbao stuck out his tongue and was just about to speak, but he didn't expect Li Chunyan to really hang up the phone, and then looked at the phone and smiled bitterly, thinking that he was sick here for a long time, and he wanted to call her directly and tell her to come to see her tomorrow, but then he thought about it, and his parents had been waiting at home for more than half a year, although he didn't wait as long as Li Chunyan, the big parents of heaven and earth were the biggest, and this matter was not negotiable, otherwise it would really be, the flower magpie has a long tail, and the daughter-in-law forgot her mother!
Wang Jinbao was extremely irritable when he thought of this, lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, thinking that this little girl was not like this before, she was very understanding, how did she suddenly become like this, it was really unpredictable, it was almost sad and hungry, but then I thought about it, I shouldn't be angry, as the saying goes, because I care, I am angry, this is my luck, I met a girl who is more innocent than myself, otherwise people don't know how many boyfriends to change!
He Xiaogang saw that Wang Jinbao's face was as black as carbon, and he teased with some puzzlement
"What's wrong? It's a good chat, how to hang up! I'm still going to learn a few new terms from you, and I'll coax my daughter-in-law later, but you won't say it! And why didn't you kiss one tonight! Hug one! Poop one! Will you be able to sleep that way? ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, sighed, and said extremely helplessly
"Say what! What is there to say! During the Chinese New Year, I promised people that I would go to see people when school started, but now that people have started school, I am still staring at you here! If you don't have anything to say to your daughter-in-law, I'll call your daughter-in-law later, and promise to coax you happily! It's okay for you to watch from the side! ”
He Xiaogang sat up when he heard this, and a cigarette flew over, and he said happily like a flower
"You're awesome! On the phone, I took down this college student! Brother, I can't even admire you! Isn't it just right that you're about to take a break? Don't you shout every day to go over and see if it's a human or a ghost? Why are people urging now, but you kid is starting to retreat! What the hell is going on with you kid! I really can't figure out what you're thinking, kid, it's too late for a day! As for coaxing my daughter-in-law to sleep, don't worry about it, you still have to think about what is wrong with you! With such a good thing to do, what are you hesitating about if you don't act quickly! ”
Wang Jinbao sneered, just about to say that the only two hundred yuan on his body were lost, and he also hung up the six hundred yuan account upside down, I can't look at it with my mouth, but this is not a glorious thing after all, so he sighed,
"You're not talking nonsense, of course I know I'm going to rest! But now that I go to school to see the little ghost, whether I can afford the round-trip trip with this little money on me is still a different matter, not to mention that I have to go home! You can't go over and let the girl pay for it again! You can lose this man, but I can't afford to lose this man! So this time, if you don't have one or two thousand yuan, don't go, it's not to see your girlfriend go, but to run away and be embarrassed! Ay! Why do you think I'm so hard! ”
He Xiaogang found that what this kid said was similar to the reason he guessed, so he smiled faintly
"Oops! Isn't it 2,000 yuan for half a day! Tomorrow, brother, I'll go down and get two thousand for you, and you can just take it! If that's not enough, call my brother and promise to get the money to your card within half an hour! How can a few thousand dollars stump our brothers, isn't this an international joke? ”