Chapter 3: Chat. disturb
It's been a while since my sister came back from school, so Qing Wei didn't worry too much about the system, she put the rice in the pot and turned it on, and then went back to the room to find the original wallet, put on her shoes neatly, and pushed the door open.
"Look at this day, it should rain in the evening. system, open ......"
"The system does not have a map function." The system faintly interrupted Qing Wei's words, and she found that the host spoke slowly and leisurely, which was really easy to interrupt.
Qing Wei paused as he raised his feet and strolled, "System, you actually have the ability to read minds, right?" ”
Absolutely, otherwise, her language has not been organized, why did this system shirk first?
The system's tone was natural, and he said casually: "At that time, I knew that there was a bathroom on the second floor, because I smelled the fishy smell in the bathroom, but I didn't open the map." ”
"You should be a system seriously, don't change jobs to be police dogs, good." Qing Wei held back her instinct to sigh and stopped a taxi on the side of the road, and finally arrived at the vegetable market.
After she bought a bunch of vegetables, fruits, and cooked food, the system ran out to bubble again, gloating and laughing: "Host, you can't go home now, can you?" ”
"Do you want to see my sad face, and then you say that you remember the route, and let me praise you for being awesome?" Qing Wei silently put a new label on the system: childish ghost.
"Yes...... Yes, but I did remember the route from my home to the wet market! ”
"I remember that, too."
“...... The host is awesome. ”
"Thanks for the compliment."
Qing Wei returned home and began to be busy cleaning kitchen utensils and cooking, the system was amazed, and praised: "Distracted cleaning while cooking, the dishes are not burned, host, you will be a good wife in the future." ”
Qing Wei was very dissatisfied, "I'm a person who crosses the system with me, according to the positioning in the novel, I'm also a protagonist-level character, no matter how bad I am, I'm a big villain, you actually let me be a housewife, do you look down on me or look down on the protagonist's halo?" ”
The system was speechless, "Host, you are in the second year of middle school, I understand this, but we are not in the novel." Think about it, the online article is being strictly investigated and cracked down, according to your way of appearance, the author will not dare to write unless he can't think about it. ”
Qing Wei thinks about it, it is fat and body. liquid, but also involves the fruit body, must eat a wave of shielding damage.
"So, I'm not the protagonist of a novel, and this world wasn't created by a novel?"
"Probably not." The system didn't dare to say too much, "If the host isn't accepted into the harem, it shouldn't be." ”
"And what if I open a harem?"
The system was silent and changed his words: "It seems that the host is really the protagonist in the novel." ”
Qing Wei felt inexplicable, "Why did the system suddenly change its mind, is it so unprincipled?" ”
The system sighed helplessly, "Host, you're only a sophomore in high school, so you're thinking about opening a harem, this kind of love brain is one of the classic settings of Shuangwen." ”
Qing Wei felt that it made sense, and the system added: "My cute and sweet cute young girl type system will definitely be accepted by you in the harem, maybe not the first, but I must be the one who has been with the host for the longest time, so the popularity should be the highest." ”
"How do I feel that the building is crooked?" Qing Wei felt that something was wrong, "Although I'm glad that the system is so conscious, but the system can't be, right?" ”
"Host, have you thought of this layer?" The system was taken aback, "Then should I mention the baby next?" ”
The topic went off the rails unconsciously, but Qing Wei had been alone for a long time before, and suddenly someone ...... There's a system that talks to her about all this mess, and it feels quite fresh and interesting.
Perhaps, this is what online dating is like? She thought about it, but didn't come up with an answer, so she simply didn't think about it anymore.
The sister who locked herself in the room alone is not as cheerful as Qing Wei, she is now confused and angry.
What is that walking adult doing?
What's going on outside?
Why does it smell like a meal? It can't be that the door-to-door service lady is very hungry, so go downstairs and cook, right?
No, no, no, there is really a young lady cooking at the master's house?
Is this ready to eat and drink enough to go upstairs and continue to do a meal?
No, no, no, even if she is hungry, it is impossible to cook at her house, those tableware and kitchen utensils don't know how long they have been idle, and when they are cleaned, people will be tired and lie down.
Besides, there was the sound of a shower upstairs just now, and the [walking adult] shouldn't be going to do it again.
My sister associates bathing with cooking, and is startled, and the blade that is sketching small red letters on the notebook makes a mark in shock, almost cutting through the paper.
But she can't care about it, compared to her own petty fights, her brother is doing big things.
After some guessing, my sister came to a conclusion - that [walking adult] is boiled in shark man. What about corpses.
Because I can't afford to pay for prostitution, I will do the young lady who called after the white prostitution, and I guess I took advantage of the heat, and finally reluctantly divided. Corpses, boiled. Corpse.
Finally, maybe a piece of ...... while it's hot?
Changeable. Ahh
I like it though!!
The younger sister was excited, raised the blade, but the door was knocked twice at this time, and there was a "toot" sound, and a hoarse voice shouted softly: "The meal is ready, come out to eat." Hmm, you shouldn't have fallen asleep yet, have you? ”
The voice was like that of the walking adult, but it was very different from the usual, and it seemed to have a gentle rise and fall when he spoke, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it was singing.
It would be weird for an ordinary person to speak in a chanting way, but if it was a shark man cooked. The Transformation of the Corps. It's easy to understand, and of course, it's terrifying.
My sister exhaled a long, silent breath.
Here it is -
It's coming, it's coming!
Change. It's time to kill people!!
She subconsciously looked at the closet, but in an instant, the stupid idea of hiding in was extinguished, and if she really hid in, it would be tantamount to waiting to be killed.
But hiding under the bed isn't much better.
Do you want to go out and have a hard anus with the shark murderer?
"Toot toot." There was another knock on the door, "Won't you come out?" I'm late for school. ”
The sound is different from what I remembered, so I didn't feel comfortable listening to it at first, but now I listen to it a second time, and I think it's pretty good.
The younger sister opened the door with a gloomy face under the charm of the voice, and stubbornly looked at her brother face to face.
[Walking Adult] is indeed different from the past, and my sister is keenly aware of the change.
The temperament has changed, the face is not as tight as usual, and the eyes are not so cold and hard.
It is like the frozen stones of Antarctica have been transformed into soft and lovely grasses in temperate regions.
Hell, how did you realize that you like to grow grass when you were dying? The younger sister scolded herself and suppressed the inappropriate thoughts.
Qing Wei, who looked down at her sister, was much more relaxed, but she was not in a very good mood.
Her sister was malnourished, which she had expected, looking at such a thin and short girl, she couldn't help but feel a little distressed, that blue face made people not want to take a second look, just a glance lingered in her mind.
Qing Wei hates to keep bad things in her memory, so she simply beautifies this little face a little, making her face look white and full, and in good conscience, it is unexpectedly cute.
If you take good nutrition, my sister will definitely be a super cute and beautiful girl.
"System, I really want to possess her body."
The system almost wanted to blow her dog's head, "Host, you really think of yourself as the king of the harem, don't you?" It's not like I haven't heard of opening a harem to my own sister, but you've at least done enough foreshadowing. ”
Qing Wei felt quite innocent, "Where do you want to go to your color system, I mean to travel to her." ”
The system snorted, "I see, you deliberately used misleading statements, and you calculated me." ”
"Oh, you found out."