Chapter 2: Wrong start
Qing Wei pondered that it would be better to come up with a last word before dying of pain, or leave a clue for the police to let them arrest the system.
Before her last words could be thought of, the system spoke up first, saying, "Host, it's coming." The tone was unexpectedly serious.
Speaking seriously in a soft and glutinous voice, and adding modal words at the end of sentences, is this system serious?
However, there is one thing to say, it sounds quite cute, forget it, then I still want to say a last word, Qing Wei thought about it, and suddenly with a bang, his head hit the unknown, and his mind went down directly.
"Host, something is wrong." In his ears was the sad voice of the system, but Qing Wei was still in a state of confusion, and he could hear the sound, but he couldn't turn his brain to accept the information carried by the sound.
"Host, are you going to die?" There is not much melancholy in this sentence of the system.
Qing Wei used a little recovery to analyze the situation as much as possible, she felt that the system was at ease, which was a strange thing, how could there be a system that was at ease because the host was about to die?
It seemed that after a while, Qing Wei felt a little sleepy. She clearly understood that she was in a coma, but her mind was sleepy when she was in a coma.
The voice of the system came again at an inopportune time, "Host, it feels like you're about to wake up, but I suggest you die a death." ”
Qing Wei was a little angry, which made her regain consciousness dissatisfied, and even opened her eyes, which was a dim vision, her breathing was not smooth, and there was a stuffy feeling on the tip of her nose.
There is something to cover the face.
"System, in fact, you can let me sleep a little longer, I'm still dizzy." Qing Wei responded to the system in his heart, pinching the things on his face.
The triangular black fabric, with a butterfly embroidered at the corner, and two thin threads hanging down, swaying leisurely, like a spring willow with thousands of styles.
It was a black cut-out lace fat time, and Qing Wei's fingers were wet and sticky, and she hadn't noticed the fishy smell in the air until now.
I always feel that the situation is not good, such mature supplies, such a mature smell, who has come to me, if I become the heroine of the boss, I have to dismantle the system!
...... No, slow down......
- Shouldn't we accept the fact that we have befallen others before thinking about it?
- And before accepting this fact, it seems that you should first determine whether you have really come to someone else.
- I'm afraid so, otherwise my stomach wouldn't have healed suddenly, but it turned out to be painful to death.
Qing Wei put the fat ci aside, and said in his heart: "System, why don't you say anything?" The system in the novel seems to be mind-reading. ”
The system muttered softly: "It's not a mind reading, only if the host has the will to connect, we can receive the host's thoughts." Now isn't the time for science, host, that, well, that ......"
Listening to the tone of the system, there is a feeling of "wanting to speak and stopping, stopping and wanting to speak, and it is difficult to speak", and it can be expected that what she wants to say must be explosive information that people don't want to accept.
I hope she doesn't plan to tell me that I'm traveling through the wrong world, but after a bit of bad fun, she doesn't pay attention to the system.
She first looked around, and beside the bed was a row of red-lacquered cabinets, the top of which was too high to block the light; The distance between the bed and the cabinet is less than seven decimeters, but the bed is squeezed in the corner, which makes the room seem cramped; On the other side of the bed was a desk and a row of bookshelves, and Qing Wei could see a pile of law books with her extraordinary eyesight.
...... But the LCD computer on the desk is playing a video of the battle between men and women.
...... And the furnishings of this room reveal a message everywhere...... "So," Qing Wei sat up and finally saw his Chiguo's body, "Sure enough, I fell on a man's body, no wonder the room is so manly." ”
Because of this fact, she couldn't help but speak, and it was very awkward to use an unfamiliar voice. She's the person, so there's no way to tell what her voice looks like.
"Yes." The system mechanically responded to her.
Qing Wei cleared her throat and continued to speak, "Seeing so many law books, it's a pity that the original owner of this body is not the boss." ”
The system didn't understand what she was talking about, just assumed that she was stimulated and started babbling nonsense.
Qing Wei continued: "I still face Ou Jinjin so closely, alas, now it is soft, and it is still drooling. system, did it go through a battle with the five-fingered girl, or did it go through with a woman? ”
The system felt inexplicable, "The host has seen that the female fat times, why do you still ask this question?" ”
"Just because there are women who are fat doesn't mean that there are women, maybe they were stolen."
"The host's mind is really dirty." The system said from the heart.
"Compared with sleeping with a stranger for no reason, I think it's more acceptable to steal underwear to comfort yourself."
"Is this ......" The system felt that what Qing Wei said was reasonable, and she suddenly wanted to say that she didn't know, but whether it was with a five-fingered girl or a real woman, it was very embarrassing.
Rather than letting the host wander between two dirty options, let it know the truth and let out a joyful "disgusting".
"It's a woman." The system replied with self-defeating.
Qing Wei sighed, and after being silent for three seconds, he suddenly said: "I really want to know what my wife looks like, it's so fresh, I haven't been in love yet, and suddenly I have an old ......."
"That's a chicken." The system still said mechanically, she knew that this was very lethal, but the long pain was better than the short pain, and it was better to say it bluntly.
Qing Wei closed her eyes, her heart was dead, "I'm not clean anymore." ”
The system comforted her and said: "Host, you are a woman, and the chicken is also a woman, and the right is entertainment among girlfriends." ”
"This entertainment could cause me to be infectious, sick, alas, I don't see the condom."
"Maybe the chicken took it."
"She didn't even take the fat times, how could she take the condom? In other words, the system, you all know that the object of OOXX is a woman, and you don't know if there is a condom in this process? ”
"I smelled the female bodily fluids, so I judged that it was a fight between men and women."
Qing Wei sighed, picked up the lace again, sniffed it with her hand, and said in a deep voice: "There is a faint sour smell, and it is a little fishy, maybe I am suffering from gynecological inflammation." ”
The system hurriedly comforted: "Gynecological inflammation is not tight, even if you are infected with AIDS, it doesn't matter, at least you are a man now, which cuts off the way of mother-to-child transmission, which is also a gratifying and congratulatory thing." ”
Qing Wei was amused, put down the lace again, tried to tighten her face, raised her eyebrows and said, "System, it turns out that you still know that I am a woman?" You brought me here, explain and explain, how did you choose the body that made me run into a man's body, can I still change my body? ”
The system justified aggrievedly: "The secondary world also has its own will, he stipulates the object of seizure, and I just take the host over according to his will...... Therefore, the host can't change the body for the time being, but it can still be in the future. ”
"Then your body was stuffed in the refrigerator by you?"
"No, it's still in the Overworld."
"Isn't it refrigerated?"
"Nope."
"Still angry?"
"Yes."
"Oh." Qing Wei's braincase, which felt a little better, hurt faintly again, so she had to label the system as "child labor", and the will of the second world as a "mortal enemy", and secretly swore that she would let the will of the world apologize to her in the future.
With an indifferent face, she picked out a clean white shirt and black trousers in the closet, and quietly poked her head out of the room.
The system endured it and asked, "Isn't the host looking for underwear?" ”
"I'm a girl, and it's too indecent to use the underwear worn by men." Qing Wei snorted.
"If it's hollow, it's very perverted and perverted." The system said quietly.
"The body is not mine, it doesn't matter, it's his metamorphosis, it has nothing to do with me."
"The zipper will clip into the skin of Ou Jinjin, and it will roll up the undercoat, and you can feel the pain."
"It's also perverted to know so many systems."
"Hmm!" The system complained unwillingly: "I'm the system, of course I know these common sense." ”
"Uh-huh." Qing Wei didn't want to overdo it, so she turned around and went to the closet to find a pair of underwear, and then went to the bedside and pulled out a stack of toilet paper.
She was about to leave the room when she heard the door open with a rumbling sound, and from the sound analysis, it was from the next floor. But the sound is so loud and clear that it only means that the two floors are connected.
"The family is back?" Qing Wei was a little confused.
Because the owner of this body has a computer, the books on the shelves are so serious, he is single, and he dares to call chickens during the day, so Qing Wei judged that this was a lawyer who lived alone.
But now someone opened the door and came in.
"It's the original sister, a day junior high school student." The system helped her out.
Qing Wei snorted and said, "Junior high school students, it's the same as the system." Speaking of which, that's how you all call the object of the seizure? ”
"Yes, it's convenient to have a fixed title." The system cares a lot about junior high school students, but since I didn't ask at the beginning, it's not good to ask again.
Qing Wei asked again: "What about people like me, what is the name?" ”
"Host."
Qingwei: "...... Oh. ”
She ended the topic of titles with mixed emotions and continued to pay attention to the movement downstairs.
The sound of the door opening and closing, followed by the creak of the key entering the hole, and the thud of the door opening and closing.
It's good that I didn't come to find my brother, Qing Wei breathed a sigh of relief and asked the system, "Is there a bathroom on this floor?" She didn't want to go to the first floor naked, and if her sister suddenly came out of the room, she wouldn't be able to hold her head up in the future.
Fortunately, there was a bathroom on the second floor, Qing Wei went to take a bath, and also washed Ou Jinjin under the kind reminder of the system, and the system said this at the time: "If the host is not washed well, there will be bags and smegma, which will lead to inflammation of the head, bags and skin." ”
Qing Wei said expressionlessly, "I also want to study Ou Jinjin." Then he went about cleaning with his eyes blank.
After she put multiple layers of toilet paper in her underwear and dressed herself, she squatted on the ground for a long time and said in a depressed mood: "I'm not clean anymore." ”
System: "Host, there are still rooms that need to be cleaned"
Qing Wei: "......" is suddenly so shocking!
She went downstairs sullenly, "My sister has come back from school, so let's go cook first." "As I went downstairs, I looked at the furnishings of the house, and I was even in the mood to think about the timing of the place.
It was dusk before the system took her, but it was different here, the sunlight shining in from the window was bright and blind, and the shadows cast were not long, apparently only at noon.
She didn't want to be further stimulated at this time, so she didn't ask the system about today's date, but explored the life of the original body and her sister.
The house was a two-story tiled building, and the staircase handles were covered with gray-white dust; The door on the first floor is only hidden, and the sunlight that comes in makes the living room even darker; The furniture is complete, but it is placed against the wall, which is also covered with a layer of ash, and I think that the original body does not have the habit of making a fire to cook, but the refrigerator at the door is still plugged in with electricity; The wall clock on the wall was decent, but unfortunately it had stopped moving around a long time ago; Under the wall clock was a map of the world, faded, the same color as white-washed jeans; On the side of the map is a wall calendar.
Qing Wei withdrew her gaze the moment she saw the wall calendar, but unfortunately the picture had been recorded: February 4, 2007.
February 4th was the wrong date, and the sun outside told her that the season was summer or autumn.
But the year should be right.
"System, you brought me back to 2007?" She couldn't help but sigh, this is the first time she has sighed today? She doesn't usually do that.
"Host, the time of this secondary world is more than ten years later than the main world, so it has just developed to 2007." The system replied in a non-wavering voice.
Qing Wei knows that this is exactly the voice used by the system to hide emotions, and this thing is probably very empty-hearted.
She didn't have the mood to pursue it, "The novel I wrote at X o'clock, the protagonist began to wander through the other world in 2019, and you brought me to 2007, did you want me to strangle the protagonist in the cradle?" ”
The system asked her seriously: "The host didn't specify where the protagonist is in the novel, are you sure you can find her?" ”
It's a problem.,Qing Wei is a little distressed.,The protagonist she wrote about was soul-piercing as soon as she appeared.,So there's no need to set his home address or anything.。
The system added: "Besides, the living world we came to this time is the companion world of the main world, not the secondary world created by the host writing novels, and it is impossible for you to find the protagonist from the host." ”
"Huh?" Qing Wei raised his interest, "The companion world of the main world, what is this?" ”
"The associated world is also a type of secondary world, and it is often a branch of the development of the larger world. As for the secondary world, it is a product of possibilities and desires. The system tries to choose simple words to illustrate, "One mainstream in the secondary world is the companion world, and the second mainstream is the ideal township." The so-called ideal township stems from people's dissatisfaction with reality and their desire for an ideal world, and their desire gives birth to a new secondary world. ”
Qing Wei raised his eyebrows, "The number of the second world is a bit much, but the difficulties will always pass, and it seems that most of the ideal towns will not live long." Besides, no matter how good the ideal township is, the parties in the real world still have to suffer. ”
"Host, you're really realistic, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend."
"I don't have the idea of puppy love."
Qing Wei snorted, went over to rummage through the refrigerator, and only saw a can of Tieguanyin and a strip of golden sand in the full Liquan beer, wine and Dong Gong wine, not even a carton of milk, let alone vegetables and fruits.
"Sure enough, I didn't have anything to eat." She closed the refrigerator door in disappointment and asked, "How do these two brothers and sisters usually live?" ”
The system originally wanted to continue to popularize the other mainstream of the secondary world, but after discovering that the host only cared about eating and drinking, it obediently stopped the topic and said casually: "I don't know either." ”
"Don't know?" Qing Wei was surprised.
"Yes, wow, because the Will of the World doesn't have much authority open to me."
"Unreliable."