Chapter 0997 - Long Hair and Waist You Change

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled and said with a wicked smile

"Wife, then how did you answer my future mother-in-law!"

Li Chunyan was asked by Wang Jinbao, and stomped her feet extremely shyly and said

"Nasty! You speak like this again! People don't pay attention to you anymore! What can people say, they can only say that you are my classmate! Could it be that he still said that it was my husband! What do you mean by asking, boy! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile

"Look at what you said, I just said what I wanted, how can I call it nonsense and domineering! I'm sure you want you to say I'm your husband! Besides, I've called you wife for so long, and I've already been your husband, but your mother doesn't know it! Why don't you want your mother to admit me as a son-in-law? By the way, why did you pay New Year's greetings to your uncle's house on the first day of the new year! ”

Li Chunyan listened to it again, and felt that her heartbeat was significantly faster, so she quickly changed the topic and said

"I hate it, you kid talks nonsense again, people really ignore you! If you don't give my uncle a New Year's greeting on the first day of the Lunar New Year, it will be difficult to give you a New Year's greeting! What good things do you think about all day long! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled, and in order to tease Li Chunyan again, he said with a wicked smile again

"Hehehe, you may not know, our hometown is the younger generation to the elders to pay New Year's greetings, if the two of us want to worship each other, it is not impossible, isn't it after worshipping heaven and earth, do you have to worship husband and wife? After the New Year, I will marry you! It's a dream of yours coming true! But I'm more curious, our hometown is the second day of the new year to the old father-in-law, why your Qinghai customs, is not the same as ours, the first day of the new year to go to the uncle to pay a New Year's greeting, it's really incomprehensible! ”

Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily and said helplessly

"Didn't you wake up! I still want to worship my sister and my husband and wife! If you don't wake up, then go to sleep and have everything in your dreams! And on the first day of the Lunar New Year, is there any problem with my uncle's house? Don't you know that ten miles are not customary? Have you read all your books to the belly of a dog? Then if you don't give your uncle's house a New Year's greeting on the first day of the new year, what are you doing? It's not a bar for a day! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile

"Oh, you're so smart, you really deserve to be my good daughter-in-law! In our hometown, we do have to drink a lot of today! ”

Li Chunyan pursed her lips, made a grimace, and pretended to be angry

"Stinky guy, don't you praise people! You think I'm an exterminator! Extremely smart! Don't you like beautiful women with long hair? People have now grown your hair long, but you say you like bald heads, do you bully people like this? Have you changed your taste, or are you ready to change people? Don't talk nonsense, why don't you have a good New Year's greeting on the first day of the New Year, but you want to drink in many places, don't you buy wine for the New Year? ”

Wang Jinbao heard that his long hair and waist liked bald heads, so he couldn't help but laugh, then sighed and said helplessly

"Oops! You really deserve to be, how forgetful you are! How many times have I told you, although we are poor in Xiaoshangougou, do we still have to buy wine for the New Year! What does wine look like? Is it delicious? Can you tell me about it? ”

Li Chunyan stomped her feet angrily, and said with her mouth pursed

"Stinky and shameless! Give you three seconds to react, quickly straighten your tongue for me, and say well, why do you want to drink more than a dozen wines on the first day of the new year?"

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly and said unhurriedly

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, we want to give our sixteen uncles and aunts to visit the New Year! The big guys have prepared wine and food, and you say whose New Year's wine you drink, whose family's New Year's wine doesn't drink! ”

When Li Chunyan heard this, she was directly overjoyed, and said with a smile

"Huh! Your place is pretty good on the first day of the new year! Then when you go to other people's homes to pay New Year's greetings, what kind of gifts do you take! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to say directly, since you like our hometown New Year's greetings so much, then I will marry you this year and take you to New Year's greetings early next year, but after thinking about it, he is still a college student, in case he talks about money to death, he will be hurt in the end, so he didn't say anything.

Wang Jinbao thought of this, lit a cigarette, and thought that for the New Year, he would pay New Year's greetings to his uncle's house, and he was not a relative, so why should he take gifts, this is not nothing to scold, and then took a puff of cigarette, and said with a happy smile

"New Year's greetings! New Year's greetings! As the name suggests, it is to visit the elders of your own family! As long as the person arrives, it's okay, and it's okay to bring gifts to scold! ”

The more Li Chunyan heard this, the more confused she became, so she said extremely puzzled

"Dude, where do you pay New Year's greetings, how can you not take anything, you only drink and eat in the past! How embarrassed are you to open your mouths to eat! This is too weird, isn't it? What year are you worshipping? ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he didn't think about it before he said a word

"You see what you said is not nonsense, what do you mean by having some food and drinking some wine at your uncle's and aunt's house, and you still have to give money? Besides, it's not like we're not eating or drinking for nothing, so we go to every house to pay New Year's greetings and kowtow a few times! When we come back after a day of worship, our knees will hurt for at least three to five days, is it easy for us? What's wrong with eating some food and drink, I really don't know what you think about all day long! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan said in great surprise again

"Dude, we won't kowtow here for the New Year! You're too far behind! You only kowtow to your elders for a New Year, and they will prepare wine and food for you, which is too much! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he suddenly felt uncomfortable in his heart, thinking that on the first day of the Lunar New Year, from morning to afternoon, the men of every family in the whole clan went to kowtow to the New Year from door to door, not because they had never eaten stir-fried vegetables, not to mention that they had not drunk good wine, but to send blessings, which was a kind of inheritance and a family style, but what this little girl said, New Year's greetings are like doing business, which is simply unreasonable, so he said in a stiff tone

"What do you mean, our kowtow gift is too light, don't forget that the boy has gold under his knees! Not everyone can let us, dozens or hundreds of people, kowtow to him together! ”

Li Chunyan found that Wang Jinbao was in a hurry, and quickly explained

"Oops! You're always thinking so extreme! I didn't mean that! According to your meaning, you also kowtowed? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, rolled his eyes, and said helplessly

"Look, isn't that nonsense? Don't kowtow to the New Year, did I follow the back to watch the play? Besides, my father, my uncle, and my brother, they all kowtow to the New Year, and I stand behind the little garlic in the leek field, how old am I! How could a smart person like you Binghui ask such a non-level question! I'm a little skeptical of my eyesight! ”