When Shi Wentao heard Li Yun's words, he stood up angrily, extremely helpless, looked at Wang Jinbao and said

"Excuse me, kid, can you still have a pleasant chat! Don't you kid talk to death, feel uncomfortable! Can you kid be a little bit promising, no wonder you kid, you kid holds the phone all day long, and he hasn't even seen a woman who has never seen hair, and his wife is long! My wife shouted so sweetly! After talking for a long time, I realized now that you kid likes to hold a book and read it to death! Now I can tell you responsibly that she has been squeezed out of the game, and now she is with the fifth, and when she comes after the New Year, she should be able to take it! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking to himself that you kid opened his mouth and shut up your kid, it seems that your kid is already seventy or eighty years old, and besides, if you don't brag, you will die! Brother Ju, I understand, you are still a single dog, and the fifth of your mother-in-law doesn't seem to have conceived you yet!

Wang Jinbao was afraid that this kid would put the fire extinguisher at that time, so he cleaned up his beauty, and said extremely irritably

"Good! When the Chinese New Year comes, you will bring your fifth term over and I will also take a look, what kind of golden branches and jade leaves can be worthy of our model workers! If you don't drink or talk tonight, forget it, I know you don't have time anyway, so it saves me from cleaning up the stall! Thank you! If there is nothing else, you hurry up and see if the manager is looking for you to see what's going on, I'll take this time without eating, hurry up and sleep beautifully! ”

Shi Wentao grinned like a ripe peach, and said with an extremely helpless smile

"Oops, no wonder the big guys say that you don't have half a brain, but they don't have enough brains! But I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, I not only have to drink and chat at your house at night, but also eat melon seeds! And only eat watermelon seeds! ”

Hearing that the watermelon seed king Jinbao instantly felt his scalp numb, because the melon seed skin fell on the carpet, he couldn't sweep it up and the vacuum cleaner couldn't suck it up, so he could only pick it up one by one, so he said extremely irritably

"The watermelon seeds are too big, why don't we buy some pockmarked seeds!"

Shi Wentao stood up and smiled evilly

"Dude, you're thinking too much! Don't think that I can't buy pockmarks or watermelon seeds, so you kid can't do anything! I've already thought about it for you, brother, in my New Year's goods, there will be pine nuts when the time comes! Then you fall asleep slowly, brother, I'll pass first! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he sighed, thinking that your kid is fortunate that it is not bad, otherwise there will be no bad people in the world, and then I think about it at night anyway, it is nothing to do, rather than staying alone in the house and drinking alcohol, it is better to sit with the kid, drink the strongest wine, and talk about the most unruly words, which is also a very good choice.

When Wang Jinbao saw the kid leaving, he knew that this guy would definitely not close the door, so he deliberately shouted in a long voice

"Don't close the door, let it breathe! It's so hot inside."

As soon as the voice fell off the door, it was closed, Wang Jinbao was directly happy, and then covered his head with the quilt, but he couldn't sleep anyway, picked up the mobile phone and saw that it was almost ten o'clock, and then looked at the two missed calls, one at home and one Li Chunyan, so he quickly turned the phone into ring mode and went back to home

"Are you a treasure?"

Wang Jinbao heard his mother's voice, and said a little nervously for a while

"Mom, my phone is on silent, I didn't hear it just now, what's wrong with your call? Nothing, right? ”

Zhao Xiu'e heard her son's voice and said with a very relieved smile

"What's wrong with the New Year, I'm afraid that you'll drink too much, what's good, but you won't be able to call if you don't answer, so just sit and wait! What are you going to do? ”

Wang Jinbao's nose was sour in an instant, and his heart felt like he was being pricked by a needle, but in order not to worry his mother, he still smiled happily

"Mom, I'm fine, I didn't drink last night, the unit has a rule, you are not allowed to drink during work! You can rest assured! ”

Zhao Xiu'e heard that her son was not drinking, and she was immediately happy like a child, and said with a smile

"Son! Your unit has a good stipulation, and the most important thing is to get you to quit drinking, so it's even better! Treasure! People don't let you drink, you don't dare to steal it, be careful that people fire you, then your books for more than ten years will be in vain! Fifteen is back, my mother will fry spicy tofu for you, and then give you some cold elbows, you and your brother will drink better! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he shook his head happily, thinking that this was his mother, and he said that he was not allowed to drink, but he didn't want his son to take a short sip of wine, so he said deliberately with a smile

"Mom, it's okay! Even if he is caught and fired, isn't there a shortage of people at home? Wouldn't it be just right to help you with the farm work! ”

Zhao Xiu'e rolled her eyes angrily and pretended to be angry

"It's hard for you to get out, but now you don't do a good job, let the family expel you, then you don't come back, I won't recognize you as this!"

Wang Jinbao saw that his mother was angry, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Mom, you don't care! Mom, I didn't give you a New Year's greeting last night, and now I'll kowtow to you! ”

After Wang Jinbao paid his mother's greetings, the mother and son had a family affair for more than ten minutes, and after hanging up the phone, he hurriedly called Li Chunyan's phone

"Wife, happy Spring Festival, what are you doing?"

Li Chunyan suddenly blushed because of someone around her, and said a little shyly

"What nonsense are you kids! There is no shape all day long! The wine is sober! I'm visiting my uncle's house! ”

Wang Jinbao knew that she was implying that it was inconvenient for her to speak, and she was afraid that she would be counted down by her future mother-in-law, and it would be too cost-effective for the New Year, so she hurriedly said with a smile

"Oh! I see! Then you pay New Year's greetings first, I won't bother! ”

When Wang Jinbao was about to hang up the phone, he didn't expect Li Chunyan's voice to suddenly become louder, and he said extremely angrily

"Are you interesting, people just came out of the house, and you have to hang up the phone again, haven't you woken up yet! It's okay to make me happy! Go ahead! The year is over, what is the matter with the call! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled happily when he heard this, and his eyes changed to an unusually gentle expression

"Oh, wife, how do you know I just woke up! She really deserves to be my real wife! I must have missed you when I called! Do you miss me? ”

Li Chunyan was said by Wang Jinbao, and instantly blushed to the root of her ears, and said extremely embarrassed

"Nasty! Miss you big-headed ghost! I miss someone! I didn't make a phone call to anyone last night, so I left the empty room alone and washed my face with tears until dawn! Have you ever seen an unreliable husband like you? And all day long, the nonsense is endless, and my mother asked who you are just now! ”