Huo Yunting and Jingyu held the umbrella sent by Xianglin's sister-in-law in their hands, shook their heads and smiled bitterly: "God played a joke on us, and the umbrella was useless as soon as it came." ”

When they returned to the villa with Xianglin's sister-in-law and summarized the day's fishing results, the two of them each caught two more small fish, for a total of four fish.

The embarrassment was that everyone fell and got covered in mud, and the valuable turtle slipped away when he got it.

However, this is precisely the joy of fishing, and the joy of fishing is admiring the beautiful scenery of nature and fighting against the vicious natural phenomena.

Before she could start singing, the onlookers applauded, and Huo Yunting and Jing Yu also applauded, and the applause was overwhelming.

In the warm applause, Mu Sanba opened his mouth and sang:

She sings very atmospherically, her singing voice is from low to high, with great ups and downs, and she sings vigorously, majestic, and the aftersound lingers, which is endless for thousands of years. Before the singing was over, the villagers were enthusiastic and applauded even harder, and the applause drowned out her.

Huo Yunting and Jingyu live in the metropolis, and have heard countless singers sing, but they didn't expect that when they heard the pig girl singing, they felt that she sang better than all the singers.

This song should only be in the sky, how many times can I hear it in the world?

Mu Sanba's singing voice comes from nature, such as lotus pavilions coming out of the water, natural carving, making people feel that the internal organs are like being ironed, and there is no place that is not subdued; It also makes people feel like eating ginseng fruit, and the 84,000 pores on the body are all happy.

After Mu Sanba finished singing, he said to everyone: "Singing is good for killing pigs, women are pregnant, listen to more music, and the fetus can also feel the music in the mother's womb, and it will be very smart as soon as it is born, which is called prenatal education; Before I kill the pig, I sing a song, and the music is poured into the pig's mind, and the pig will be very honest, and before I die, I will sing a song for everyone to listen to. ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed: "Kill the pig with music, kill the pig with music." ”

Mu Sanba didn't delay any longer, she ran to the pigsty behind the door on the first floor of her house, and everyone also ran up to see the excitement.

I saw more than a dozen pigs in the pigsty, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, and one of the largest pigs knows that their limit has reached when they see Mu Sanba rushing over, hehe, it will experience the most tragic scene of swords and blood.

Mu Sanba went to grab the ears of the biggest pig, and the pig ran away as soon as he turned his head, shrunk into the hole of the pigsty, and couldn't run when the top of his head touched the wall.

It turned around, its two big ears flapped from time to time, croaking and rattling, and its two front hooves pressed forward against the ground, raising its head, staring at Mu Sanba with two eyes, as if begging her to raise her noble hand.

Everyone urged: "Catch the pig, catch the pig." ”

Someone objected, saying: "Don't panic, don't panic, Sister Mu's loud voice pig also heard it just now, listen to Brother Pig sing a song before he died." ”

Mu Sanba really didn't do it immediately, the pig looked at all the people on the scene, as if singing such a song: "I stand in the gale, I can't wait to sweep away the heartache, look at the sky, the clouds are moving in all directions, whose sword is in hand, ask who dares to challenge my old pig hero?" ”

Is it a pig singing?

No, it's the person who raised the objection who is imitating the pig singing.

The crowd burst into laughter again.

In the midst of laughter, Mu Sanba rushed up, picked up the big fat pig weighing more than 300 catties, rushed out of the pigsty, and pressed the big fat pig down on the board in front of the door on the first floor.

This move is reminiscent of the Qin and Han dynasties, when the overlord of Chu pulled out the mountain and conquered the world.

Everyone ran behind Mu Sanba, and they all ran to the board to watch her officially start killing pigs.

Killing pigs, this is what a strong man who pulls out the mountain and covers the world does, but Mu Junxia, a little woman nicknamed Mu Sanba, has undertaken this feat that ordinary men dare not imagine.

Without anyone's help, Mu Sanba held down the pig's head alone, picked up the butcher's knife on the board, and stabbed the pig's throat with a knife, shortly, directly.

Because she was fast, accurate, ruthless, and steady, the pig didn't have time to scream, and she didn't see blood spurting from her throat.

Just when everyone was surprised, Mu Sanba suddenly pulled out the knife, and the pig's throat moved, boom, and a stream of scarlet blood sprayed outward.

When the butcher's knife was pulled out, the pig who had been stabbed felt pain, and after screaming, he sang a song "I Really Love You": "A pair that can not be modified, bring out the warmth always behind the back, even if you stab me without guilt, I want to repay you for raising me. ”

The pig on the board died quietly after drinking the song, offering the delicious meat to the villagers, and was about to make a great contribution to improving the diet of the villagers.

Such an earth-shattering, weeping ghost and god scene was seen and remembered by Huo Yunting and Jing Yu, so that when they returned to the villa, they still sighed.

After a fifteen-minute break, the second game began, with a scalper against a Red Bull.

When the host announced the start of the race, the owners of the scalpers and the Red Bull released their cattle, and the scalpers rushed towards the Red Bull with the ferocity of a cheetah, with the speed of a meteor.

Red Bull saw that the other party was coming fiercely, and hurriedly rushed to the scalper.

The scalper raised his hooves and roared, and the red bull suddenly turned in fright and fled southwest.

When the audience saw it, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

In the midst of laughter, a seven-year-old child with a cry issued an order: "Red Bull, you are angry with your grandfather, I am your grandfather, you come back to Lao Tzu!" ”

Red Bull didn't come back.

The scalper chased after him, picked it with its horns, picked at the back of the red bull, and mooed, as if to say, "Damn it, you go die." ”

Red Bull was annoyed and angry, turned around suddenly, and prepared a posture to face the battle, but it did not start.

The scalper takes off with its front legs and pounces forward.

Red Bull dodged again and dodged to the southeast corner where the scalper departed.

The scalper pounced, furious, and pursued the southwest corner.

After the red bull scurried to the southeast corner, it suddenly turned back and rushed towards the scalper who was catching up with lightning speed.

This is a trick back to the saber, which catches the scalper off guard.

At this time, the scalper's momentum has been exhausted, the empty door is wide open, there is no ability to parry, there is no power to return the horn, and there is no reaction, the red bull with the momentum of the wind, a pair of sharp horns on the head of the scalper, it is pushed to the southwest of the dead corner.

The poor scalper, whose head was caught in a dead corner, tried to turn around and fight several times, but failed to do so, and the Red Bull slammed up, stabbed, and swept with its horns in the back.

This is the best scene of the battle.

When the audience saw this, the exclamations, regrets, screams, laughter, and shouts of scolding began like thousands of horses.

In the surging sound of the audience, the red bull roared like thunder, and the horn was cross-picked, piercing the throat of the scalper, and a pillar of blood splashed onto the square like a wave.

At this time, Jing Yu, who was leaning on Huo Yunting's side, was frightened, his body trembled, and he screamed: "Ah Ting, the two cows are dead, they will die, it's so scary." ”

"Afraid of what? It's great natural beauty! Humans embody the aesthetic of violence in cows. Huo Yunting said.

When the host announced the victory of the Red Bull, the scalper and the red bull were led away by their respective owners, Huo Yunting pointed to the backs of the two cows and said to Jingyu: "No matter which cow wins and which cow fails, they all dedicate violent beauty to human beings, and they are all equally cute." ”

Jing Yu asked: "Why do human beings like the beauty of violence?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "When violence threatens the safety of human life, violence is ugly, and when violence does not threaten the safety of human life, but brings entertainment to human beings, violence is beautiful and worthy of appreciation." ”

Jing Yu said: "People like to watch martial arts movies and television, is it also based on a violent aesthetic? ”

Huo Yunting said: "Yes, since ancient times, the ox is the totem of many peoples, people first worship the cow, like the cow, and then develop to the bullfight, the bullfight presents the greatest violent beauty." ”

No matter how clever Huo Yunting was, Jing Yu always felt that bullfighting was terrorist entertainment, and before the bullfighting competition was over, she pulled Huo Yunting back early.

The next morning, as soon as Jing Yu opened her eyes, she found that she was sleeping in a special plane of Huo Yunting, and she wondered why she didn't sleep in the bedroom she slept in last night.

Huo Yunting brought her breakfast—a plate of sliced bread coated with cream and a cup of coffee, and said, "Good morning, after eating early, I'll teach you how to fly a plane." ”

Jing Yu lifted the white quilt and sat up: "I was sleeping in bed last night, why did I suddenly run to the plane?" Did you cast some magic on me? ”

Huo Yunting stretched out his hand to comb her slightly messy hair, and said, "At 6:18 in the morning, you haven't woken up yet, I carried you on the plane, because 6 represents 66 Shun, 8 represents Fa Fa Fa, and we have to make hair all the way." ”

Jing Yu asked, "What time is it?" ”

Huo Yunting looked at his watch, and Jing Yu also turned on his mobile phone to check the time, and the time they saw was 7:44.

Jingyu said: "7 is together, 44 will die, let's die together." ”

Huo Yunting said: "It was very auspicious when I carried you up, and I want to blame you for waking up unlucky, you should wake up at 8:48, so that we will send hair, four seasons." ”

48 represents the four seasons, which is a well-recognized saying.

Jingyu said: "Forget it, don't play the number game, digital culture is a collection of superstitions, I just want to break the superstition, I want to wake up at 7:44 and have breakfast." ”

After saying that, she got up to eat bread and drink coffee.

Before she finished eating and drinking, Huo Yunting had already started the helicopter, it didn't need to taxi on the runway, it took off directly, and after three minutes, it reached the sky above the sea in Jianghai City.

The sea is boundless blue, a soft blue silk spreads all the way to the sky, and seagulls rise and fall, as if embroidering a dynamic pattern on the blue silk.

The sky on the sea is wider than the sea, and white clouds fly like seagulls.

Now, the plane is flying between the sea and the sky, and the two of them are sitting in the cockpit, Huo Yunting is holding a stick-like thing in his hand and saying: "This is called the throttle stick, which is responsible for starting." ”

He pointed to the four white knobs again and said, "This is the guidance component, and the flight plan can be entered into it." ”

Jing Yu pointed to the two monitors and asked, "What is this for?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "This is the screen, which is responsible for switching information. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the seat belt between Jing Yu's body and the chair, and asked, "What is this, you should know, right?" ”

Jing Yuyong pointed at Huo Yunting's head and scolded angrily: "your big-headed ghost, this is a seat belt, who doesn't know?" ”

Huo Yunting stepped on the pedal under his feet with his foot and said, "This is called the rudder." Quite a steering wheel on the car, responsible for lifting and direction. ”

Jing Yu said: "Theory must be linked to practice, just talking without practice is equal to zero, you have to let me enter the actual operating system." ”

Huo Yunting smiled: "Why don't you think you're talking too much?" What does it mean to enter the actual operating system, you just say, practice flying an airplane, isn't it? The five words of practicing flying a plane are said to be the eight words of entering the actual operating system, which is the academic language of the brick family called the beast, and we ordinary people can't understand it. ”