Chapter 486: Heaven
Lao Lu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Mr. Huo, that's not a ghost eye, it's an owl's eye, the owl is also called a night owl, day and night, and often makes a cry like a baby crying in the middle of the night, the people in the village think it eats the adult, and the child is scared to cry, this guy is pretending to be a ghost, I'll help you get rid of it." ”
With that, he threw the iron rod out of the window, and thud, the iron rod hit the branch, and the owl was frightened, boom, spread its wings and flew away.
Lao Lu drove away the owl, and without saying hello, he went downstairs to sleep.
Huo Yunting and Jing Yu both poked their heads out of the quilt, and they were both relieved to have a false alarm.
Jing Yu complained: "This is really a haunted house, yesterday I met a ghost-faced bat, and today I met an owl like a ghost, I don't know what other terrible tricks you will play?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "Can you blame me for this? I was bitten by a poisonous snake myself. ”
Jingyu said: "I'll forget it, I'll go back to the city early tomorrow." ”
Huo Yunting hugged her tightly and said, "Don't go back, the house won't be haunted in the future, the countryside is very fun, let's go fishing in the Acacia River tomorrow." ”
Jingyu said: "Aren't you afraid of being bitten by the snake in the Acacia River? Still going to the Acacia River? Do you want the snake to bite you a second time? ”
Huo Yunting said: "We won't go into the water tomorrow, we will sit on the shore and fish, there are no snakes on the shore, even if there are, we can run away, don't you say?" ”
Jingyu said: "I'm afraid that tomorrow we will catch a bomb from the water, boom, and blow us up to heaven." ”
Huo Yunting said: "It's not dawn yet, let's sleep, and we will go to heaven tomorrow." ”
The two stopped whispering and went back to sleep.
Jingyu said: "I only heard that when a woman is pregnant, she listens to more music, and the fetus in her womb can also feel the music, and when she is born, she will become very smart, which is called prenatal education; I've never heard of fishing with music. ”
Huo Yunting said: "Using music to educate the fetus is called prenatal education; I created the original fishing with music, which is called music fishing. Listen, if I sing another song, I will definitely catch a fish. ”
As a result, before he could start singing, the rod in his hand moved again, and it was clear that the fish had bitten the bait and was dragging the silk thread.
Huo Yunting immediately raised the fishing rod, and with a bang, a crucian carp was dragged out of the water by the silk thread, soared into the air, and fell under the feet of Jing Yu in the form of a delicate parabola, jumping straight up.
Jing Yu was overjoyed, bent down, pounced with both hands, caught the crucian carp, and put it into the fish basket beside Huo Yunting.
Huo Yunting was triumphant and said, "Wow, if we continue to fish like this, when we go back today, we can catch 250 catties of fish." ”
"You're two hundred and five." Jing Yu said, sat back to the place where he used to fish, picked up his fishing rod, and continued fishing.
Soon, Jing Yu felt as if the fishing rod had been dragged and said, "Ah Ting, it seems that something is biting my fish hook, could it be a snake?" ”
Huo Yunting said: "No, snakes will only swim on the surface of the water, and will not go to the bottom of the water to bite the hook, besides, snakes mainly feed on frogs and mice, and will not eat bait." ”
Jing Yu felt that the fishing rod was being dragged again, she suddenly dragged the fishing rod back, lifted it upward, and the long silk thread exposed the water, and the hook at the top of the silk thread really hooked a snake more than a foot long.
Wow, a snake landed on the shore and writhed.
"Snake, snake, snake, blame you for singing and bringing the snake up." Jing Yu shouted, complaining about Huo Yunting, while throwing down the fishing rod and running.
Huo Yunting saw that it was indeed a snake, and he was also so frightened that he threw down the fishing rod and fled.
The two got together and ran away desperately, and they looked very embarrassed to run away in a panic, which just coincided with the words of Xin Qiji, a poet in the Northern Song Dynasty: Win the Canghuang Beigu.
As they ran, they looked behind them and saw if the snake had caught up?
However, the snake did not catch up.
So, Huo Yunting stood still, turned around again, and saw that the snake was yellow and lying on the ground, so he asked himself strangely: "Why is it so honest?" Is it a snake or not? ”
Jing Yu also stopped and said, "Needless to say, it's a small golden python, which is lying in ambush there, waiting to eat us." ”
Huo Yunting didn't believe it, gave himself courage, walked closer to the snake for dozens of steps, and saw that the so-called snake lying on the ground, where was the snake, it was clearly a yellow eel.
The shape of an eel is very similar to that of a snake.
Because of this, at that time, as soon as Jing Yu panicked, he regarded the eel as a snake, which really scared himself.
Huo Yunting said: "You say that I am two hundred and five, and you yourself are two hundred and five, idiot, what you caught is an eel, not a snake." ”
The two turned around and walked over, Huo Yunting grabbed the yellow eel on the ground with his hand, and the yellow eel twisted his body and slipped away from his palm, he couldn't catch it.
Jingyu said: "Say that you are two hundred and five, you don't admit it, you are so stupid that you can't even catch a kind eel." ”
Huo Yunting said: "The eel has a smooth mucous membrane on the body surface, and the mucosa can divide mucus, which is very slippery, and ordinary people can't catch it, unless they are full-time fishermen." ”
"I'm a full-time fisherman, look at me!" Jing Yu said with a smile and grabbed it with his hand.
Her right hand grabbed the eel's long body, but the eel was not honest and refused to be caught, and its body rushed hard and slipped out of Jingyu's palm.
Jing Yu only grabbed a large handful of slippery slime.
The eel escaped from Jingyu's palm, writhed towards the river, and slipped into the grass.
Huo Yunting said loudly: "Chase, chase." ”
As he spoke, he and Jing Yu caught up together.
Boom, the yellow eel got into the water.
Jingyu sighed and said: "Alas, fishing, fishing, we fished for a long time before we caught a small fish, and we also used a yellow eel as a snake, scaring ourselves and making a false alarm, today is really unlucky." ”
Huo Yunting said: "The joy of fishing is not to catch big fish and catch a lot of fish, but to relax your emotions through leisure." ”
Jingyu said: "Well, this is a bit philosophical. ”
Huo Yunting said: "A transparent line connects the fish and people, people can cross this line and see the sunshine, air and water scenery of nature, this kind of happiness is not experienced by people at work, this is the philosophy of fishing." ”
Jing Yu said: "Anglers can also see the sunshine, air and water scenery of aliens beyond the earth through the fishing line in their hands, and experience the happiness that aliens can't experience." ”
Huo Yunting smiled: "I'm talking about philosophy, but you're telling jokes, can your eyesight see aliens from the earth?" ”
Jing Yu said: "Although the eyes cannot see the alien planet, through the infinite imagination can imagine the infinite cosmic space. ”
Huo Yunting asked: "When you were fishing, did you imagine the endless cosmic space?" ”
Jing Yu said: "Philosophers can see infinite scenery through the fishing line in their hands, in short, according to the fishing philosophy you talked about, I think that the meaning of fishing is not in the fish, but in the mountains and rivers." ”
Huo Yunting said: "You are so smart, let's sit down and continue to study the philosophy of fishing." ”
The two of them threw down their fishing rods, bowed down, and went around behind a willow tree, and used the body of the tree to cover themselves, but they poked their heads out from behind the tree to observe the turtle's movements.
The turtle was still perched on the shore and did not crawl, and after looking around, he found that there was no one around, of course, he didn't know that Huo Yunting and Jing Yu were hiding behind the tree.
Although it did not find anyone, it saw a fish basket and slowly crawled towards it.
After climbing for about three minutes, it approached the fish basket and looked through the cracks in the basket to observe the fish inside, as if hoping to save them, after all, the fish and it are the same aquarium, and it has a sympathy for the fish.
Seeing this scene, Jing Yu hurriedly said to Huo Yunting: "The time is ripe to catch the turtle, hurry, let's rush up and catch the turtle." ”
The two rushed up, pounced on the side of the fish basket, and at the same time pressed the turtle with their hands, Huo Yunting laughed: "Haha, today's harvest is really big, this turtle is worth at least five hundred yuan, you can use it to make soup at night and drink, turtle soup is nutritious, great tonic for the body, great tonic for the body." ”
Jing Yu snatched the turtle and said, "You can't be greedy, we have to put the turtle in the water tank and raise it, and wait until our child is born and grows up, and give it to the child as a pet." ”
Huo Yunting said: "How can a turtle live so long? By the time our child grows up, it will die of old age. ”
Jingyu said: "The lifespan of a river turtle is 15-20 years, and the lifespan of a sea turtle is 100-150 years. ”
Huo Yunting said: "Okay, the turtle lives as long as a pine crane, it can be used as a birthday gift, keep it, it can bless our future children to live a long life." ”
Jing Yu felt that he had persuaded Huo Yunting, and he was very happy, and with a bang, he threw the turtle in his hand into the fish basket.
The two were about to start fishing again, when suddenly, a cool breeze blew in the sky, a dark cloud obscured the sun, the sun dimmed in vain, and the willows on the riverbank swayed suddenly.
Huo Yunting's face darkened, and he said: "The weather in midsummer is like a baby face, if you say that it changes, it will change, and the sky will change." ”
Jingyu said: "It's going to rain, it's going to rain." ”
Boom, a heavy thunder exploded in the sky, and black clouds covered the sky, and there was a boom and a boom...... The torrential rain swept away the Milky Way in the sky like a flood and poured tens of thousands of tons into the ground.
There were unforeseen circumstances, Huo Yunting lifted the fish basket and said to Jingyu: "Let's run quickly, otherwise, the river will rise." ”
The two of them desperately ran towards a wider place on the riverbank, the wind and rain were stormy, the rain on the ground was all over the ground, and the mud was piled up in a blink of an eye.
Poof, Huo Yunting accidentally fell, the fish basket slipped from his hand and fell into the mud, and the turtle crawled out of the mouth of the fish basket and crawled in the muddy water.
Jing Yu shouted in the rainstorm: "The turtle has run, the turtle has run, grab it, catch it." ”
Huo Yunting got up from the ground and felt that the turtle was more important than anything else, so he braved the pouring rain and chased the turtle with Jingyu, hoping to catch it, and when he heard a pop, Jingyu fell.
Huo Yunting gave up catching the turtle and hurriedly went to help Jingyu.
Before this, Huo Yunting had fallen once, and when he picked up the scene that he had just fallen, the two of them were covered with mud all over their bodies, like mud figures coming out of the mud.
Huo Yunting saw that Jing Yu's forehead, eyebrows, eyes, ears, and nose were all covered with mud, and he couldn't help but point at her, and laughed: "Look at you, it's like a clown covered in mud." ”
Jing Yu also saw Huo Yunting's whole body covered in mud, and said, "You are also a clown, a super clown among clowns." ”
Huo Yunting said: "The turtle is beautiful, let's arrest the fugitive turtle quickly." ”
But after a while, the two looked again, and the turtle had climbed to the edge of the Acacia River, and the two immediately caught up, and boom, the turtle rolled into the river and disappeared.
The two were in a state of confusion, and when they didn't know what to do, the nanny Xianglin's sister-in-law was wearing a raincoat and carrying two big umbrellas, and ran over from the embankment, and shouted from afar: "Mr. Huo, Jingyu, I sent you an umbrella." ”
Sister-in-law Xianglin hurried over.
As soon as the umbrella arrived in the hands of Huo Yunting and Jing Yu, the wind and rain stopped, and the sky cleared.