Wang Jinbao blew and said with a smile

"Oops! You are mistaken! It's too late for me to hurt you! So it might yell at you! I wanted to be afraid that you would be lonely and accompany you well, but the phone just got through, but I didn't expect to meet Liu Fei, a neuropath, as if I forgot to take medicine in order to go on a date early, I came up and scolded my head and face, and I opened my mouth to talk nonsense and was completely stunned, so I spoke a little loud, and I didn't control it and don't get angry, but please believe it first, such a thing will never happen in the future! But I'm surprised, you're like listening to a commentary, you've been happy for half a noon, and your brain is a little confused, I called you for true love, but I was criticized like a grandson, this was purely an accident, I finally mustered up the courage to call you, don't talk to you, who to talk to! Besides, whose voice is it, it sounds good to you! As for what you just said, why I keep playing over and over again, it's because I haven't stopped for a moment, thinking about you every minute! Is it good to dissipate gas? ”

Li Chunyan was disarmed and surrendered by Wang Jinbao's Chicken Soup for the Soul, and he was disarmed and surrendered with shame

"Nasty! People are still angry! Today you just said that it is heavenly, and it is useless! You just think about how to break it into pieces, and then kneel down to make me a dough! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, thinking that since there was no way to pinch her seemingly rock-solid plasticine into a heart shape in words, then use practical actions to knead her piece of plasticine softly, not only into a heart shape, but also into an arrow through the heart, and the most effective way at present is to send dog food to others, and to send spiritual food to himself, I don't believe that the girl who accepts the boy's first kiss will not look forward to or refuse, the man's future kiss, so he smiled badly

"No problem! It's easy to kneel and then kneel into dough, this is very simple! I ate it directly, put it in my stomach, and you like to make it look like something, pat me on the stomach, and immediately become something! Do you think this will work? But when you say that, I know the cause! Or my brother will treat you! ”

Li Chunyan pouted and said unusually shyly

"Fool! It doesn't hurt to hit the belly! Dislike! You're sick! You're not a doctor, even if people are uncomfortable, you pat your head and use your mouth like this to cure the disease! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly and suddenly became serious

"I'm not afraid to die for you, this pain is not worth mentioning at all! Since you are not happy, then even if you are not physically sick, then at least it is a heart disease! As for whether I'm a doctor or not, you don't care! Don't you know that I am your god of war, King Kong? Therefore, only you can't think of it, and I can't do it without my brother! You just need to tell me what the disease is now, and make sure that the medicine is cured! ”

Li Chunyan rolled her eyes and immediately asked rhetorically

"Don't you know where the root of someone's illness is? Why are you running to the front of the cliché now, are you interesting? If you want to cure it, you can't cure it! ”

Wang Jinbao licked his lips and said with a smile

"Stick your ear to the microphone and I'll take your pulse!"

Li Chunyan was completely amused and said very naughtily

"You're so much fun! Let's not talk about it on the phone, even if it is in Chinese medicine, it is also to use your hands to take the pulse, how can you use your ears to take the pulse! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"Fresh! Haven't you heard of the masters in the folk! There's no way to make us a god doctor bold, now you don't say anything, just put your ear to the microphone! Let me listen quietly to your heartbeat 1"

Li Chunyan pursed her mouth and said with extreme disdain

"That's it! Then flicker, was you born hundreds of years earlier, Hua Tuo should call you master! But you'd better be honest, if you dare to fix me, be careful that I tear off your broken mouth and throw it out to feed the dog, and I won't even give you a chance to pick you up in the hospital! ”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao took a look, and the friends around him who were talking on the phone, felt that a big man, holding the phone in front of the public, was not only harmful, but also incompatible with the environment of the call, but after thinking about it, don't talk about the pictures on the action movie, some couples in youth idol dramas, the kiss scenes are not filmed one after another, billions of people watch kisses, the hero and heroine are not the same red mess, they are just, they are just looking for a feeling, and there are only a few people here, so I bit my lip, kissed more than a dozen times in one go, and when he was about to make up all the spiritual food of the previous week, Li Chunyan shouted loudly in a panic

"Stop! Stop! Stop! The main thing is said three times, if you dare to be naughty again, you go and play alone! Miss Ben won't be with you anymore! And are you really crazy! You're in a public phone booth! You're not ashamed! Why don't you care about the image at all! ”

Wang Jinbao thought that he was sorry that his brother only cared about your heart, not your appearance, so he said with a wicked smile

"Hey! Those who know me! Imps too! Indeed, I think what you think you are not only a little crazy, but also a little insanity, but I always keep a clear head, and that is to love you well! Now I only want one thing in my heart, to treat you well, as long as you can be happy like a carefree bird every day, even if you cut off the tip of my heart and use it as a medicine primer for you! I'm willing, and I won't blink an eye! Because without you, not only did I lose the joy of life, but even my life suddenly became gloomy and powerless! As for the question of whether you are shy or not, you don't care about this! Anyway, no one on the other end of the phone knows you, even if you want to scold the neurosis, it is me who scolds! You just need to tell me now, brother's inspiration elixir is not to unravel the knots in your heart, and completely turn it into nothing! If the treatment is not complete, I, the miracle doctor, will send you some spiritual food! Let your material life and spiritual home be well-off in an all-round way! ”

Li Chunyan's shy face was red directly to the root of her ears

"Nasty! Don't think about bullying people and taking advantage of others! It's almost five minutes away, so what's the matter with the phone call? ”

Wang Jinbao lit a cigarette very proudly and took a hard puff

"I miss you first and foremost on the phone! Secondly, I really want to think about your panic! Finally, I want to ask you, did my brother receive the 999 roses, did you feel a strong love? Can you answer the question I put to you in the first letter? ”

Li Chunyan heard this and said directly

"I'm sorry! It's time! Knowing what happened after we met, please stay for the next five minutes, and my sister will tell you slowly! Bye! ”

(End of chapter)