Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and thought to himself, is this the legend, lifting a stone to hit his own feet, but now he can only brake with static, deal with this matter coldly, let this neuropathy first, Chen Biting Jin's three-plate axe is finished, and then talk about it after returning to normal, otherwise it will not only get darker and darker, but also add fuel to the fire, and if he is not burned to death by Liu Fei's sulfur, it will also be smoked beyond recognition.

Wang Jinbao lit a cigarette and listened quietly to Liu Fei alone, like a chatterbox, he didn't say anything, and also counted the bad things done by others in the middle school and the peach blossom incident he participated in on his head, and suddenly remembered a sentence, if he didn't perish in silence, he died in silence

"What's that? How dare you say anything? How did I suddenly find out that in your eyes, now that the donkey's belly is big, it was all done by my brother and me! It's all your boyfriend's job when you have a big belly! Don't be foolish, squeaky and wow for a long time, can you let your mouth rest a little, although it is meaty, but chatter like you, I'm afraid it will also be scrapped! Why don't I bother to pay attention to you, I want you to know that it's over, hurry up and get out of here! It's better for you to use scolding as a meal, I don't know if people still think you're still an orator! ”

Liu Fei was instantly stunned, first stunned, and then immediately asked

"Oops! You kid seems to be really against the sky, how can you know that you are doing something that is not as good as a pig and a dog! I just said two sentences from you, and I dare to refute it! It seems that you are not gallbladder fat, but have fatty liver, today I will not release your belly full of bad water, sister, I will not be called Liu Fei! Want to talk, huh? All right! I'll give you a chance to speak now! But it's better to think about it, or you'll regret it! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself that you and his uncle, you really dare to say anything, brother, I called, I can't afford to drink Coke a day, how can I have money to eat big fish and meat, I want to have fatty liver, do you give money, and I dare to ask for your money? In that case, if you don't tell the police directly, I not only molested a woman from a good family but also robbed, then I must not sit in prison! But I'm afraid you forget, brother, I grew up with steamed porridge, not scared, don't forget that in my brother's life dictionary, I have never regretted myself, and it is always someone else who regrets, it seems that I am really still fed with that little white face, chicken soup for the soul is too much, I don't remember that my brother is generally not mad, and it is not the spring breeze that starts to rush, but the sand and gravel hit you with a painful face, and then gritted your teeth

"Please, please, clean the donkey hair from the dog's ears! Hear me clearly! First of all, I told you Li Chunyan, I have money to eat, but she doesn't believe me and I can't help it, otherwise she will break off relations with me! Secondly, not all boys, as soon as you give a girl a survival discount, there is a way to cheat the girl's money, and it may be that she is giving her snack money, like me, I haven't touched any of her money, but she has saved as much, and even told the password! Therefore, this passbook is not a fraud passbook, but a love passbook! Do you know what romance is, can you use your brain a little except for being blind all day long, otherwise you should really become a pig's head! I've said everything I should say and shouldn't say! I don't want to talk to you now! Quickly called Li Chunyan over, I asked her why she was so bad, treating a person who missed him like this, isn't she afraid of nightmares at night? Doesn't he know that I'm chasing her alone, not your dormitory! Could it be that he did this, not afraid that when we met in a dream, I asked her if she didn't take her brain in Qinghai, or if she was frozen on the snowy mountain and hadn't thawed yet! ”

After Wang Jinbao finished speaking, he quickly put the microphone away and kept a certain distance from his ears, because if his temper was a cannonball, then Liu Fei's temper was an out-and-out cannonball, so it was better to prevent it in advance, but after waiting for more than ten seconds, in addition to the sound of even breathing on the phone, it was calm like the night before the storm, and then he pursed his lips, thinking that it was not right to approve a two-to-zero so smoothly just now, and Liu Fei didn't interject a word, this is definitely not her style, is it premeditating something, So he said a little timidly

"Hey! Speak up! If there's a fart, let it go! I don't pay for my phone bill! If Li Chunyan doesn't dare to answer the phone, then hang up! ”

After Wang Jinbao finished speaking, he waited for a few seconds, but he just coughed lightly on the phone, and then there was no follow-up, so he said a little irritably

"You don't even speak! Don't say I'm hanging! What's the matter with pretending to be a ghost! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan said with a mischievous smile

"Am I bad? Our dormitory is a nest, so what is your dormitory? I didn't do anything to be sorry for you, why am I afraid to answer your call! ”

As soon as the words fell into the original wolf-filled battlefield, it instantly turned into a gentle township full of flowers and water, Wang Jinbao also completely stopped cooking, I wanted to explain quickly, but I was afraid that these clever and eccentric guys would play the trick of transferring flowers and trees and changing people, so I was afraid that I didn't know how to die, so I pursed my lips helplessly and pretended to be angry

"Where is Liu Fei's nerves? Let her answer the phone! How are you answering the phone! ”

Li Chunyan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately asked rhetorically

"What a ferocity! What's so fierce! A few people saw that the letters you wrote were relatively thick, and they insisted on appreciating the rare love letters and strange writings, what can I do! You think everyone is like your neurotic, nesting in the dorm every weekend and wasting time on the phone with your neurotic! Waste of money! A waste of feelings? She's already on a date with her boyfriend! Can you accumulate some virtue all day long, the boss of the family is in front of me, praising you like a flower! Why do you keep opening your mouth to hurt people! This is inevitably a little too inauthentic, to be precise, there is a problem with character! And by what you mean, I can't answer your phone yet? If you don't want to talk to me, then just hang up, why do you talk so much nonsense? Is there such a bully as you?"

After Li Chunyan finished speaking, he immediately hung up the phone, and Wang Jinbao was completely dumbfounded, thinking that he was fortunate that he was a big living person, otherwise he would have been tossed and scattered by these little girls, not to mention, and he couldn't even find the bones, so he quickly called thirty times, and Li Chunyan picked up the phone very reluctantly

"What do you want to do over and over again? I told you, Liu Fei went out on a date, and she took her little hand for a walk in the playground, what are you doing, do you want me to go out and pick up a boyfriend too? ”

(End of chapter)