Chapter 106: Thunder and Fire
The thin old lady said that the predecessor of this street was a private house, and in the past in the Republic of China, it was a wide and narrow alley, with blue brick houses on both sides and fireworks and willow lanes.
The realm of the Twelve Jade Guards is no exception.
It was also an old lady who lived here with her little grandson.
People say that grandma loves her grandson, and it is natural for them to do so.
But the old lady seemed to be the opposite, she seemed to hate her own grandson very much, and scolded her grandson, and when she saw the little rabbit cub, her back molars grinded.
First, her grandson was too naughty, and he had nothing to do to go to the house to uncover the tiles. Second, this old lady hates her daughter-in-law, that is, the little grandson, and naturally she doesn't like this little grandson who lays eggs.
Her little grandson is also an unruly man.
Don't look at the fact that he is only seven or eight years old, you scold him for ten sentences, and he will make the old lady angry every day until she smokes, and the two grandparents are incompatible.
One day at noon, the two grandparents quarreled again for some reason, and the two almost fought in the house.
After the quarrel, the old lady sat under the ladder to eat.
The little grandson happened to be on the wooden board on the second floor, and when he saw the ladder and the second floor next to each other, he held back the anger that he had just been scolded by the old lady, and he stood on the ladder and soaked his urine, and the urine fell into the old lady's bowl from top to bottom.
I forgot to say too much, but the next morning, it was supposed to be a sunny day, but suddenly there was a gust of wind, and the sky was full of dark clouds.
It happened that there was a market that day, and many people had already come from the countryside to buy things in the town.
As soon as they saw this situation, they all stood under the eaves of the blue brick houses in the wide and narrow alleys, intending to take shelter from the rain and rain.
After a while, the rain really fell like big beads, and a row of blue brick houses crackled, and the sky flashed and thundered, and the blue and white lightning with a roaring sound, went straight to the old lady's house.
Then I heard a bang, and several thunderbolts wrapped around a seven or eight-year-old baby who broke out of the door, throwing him straight to the ground and kneeling, and the blue-white lightning on his body was still ringing.
If you look closely, isn't this the old lady's disobedient grandson?
People say that their grandmothers are not like grandma, and their grandchildren are not like grandchildren. Those who are grandmothers are not kind and loving, and those who are grandchildren are not respectful and filial.
Many people in the town know them.
Now when I saw Tianlei snatching the baby out and kneeling on the ground, they all watched and pointed at the melon-eating masses.
When the old lady saw so many people pointing fingers at their family, she felt bad, and hurriedly ran out to carry the little baby into the house.
But after a while, he was caught by Lei again and knelt on the ground.
When I looked at it again, the little baby had been killed by thunder.
Later, people said that the little baby was cursed by his own grandmother, and everyone in the neighborhood knew it, so there was a rumor among the old people that they would rather let him beat you than let him curse you, because he was an elder and had an absolute ethical advantage.
In the past, there was a man in our town who went out to work, and before going out, he touched his wife's 30 eggs.
His wife was reluctant to have eggs, so she scolded and said that you are a person, go out to find money and steal the old lady's eggs first, you look for money, you look for tongs!
As a result, the man really didn't make any money when he went out that year, and he really only had fifteen yuan left after that little salary bought the train ticket home.
Fifteen, there was just enough to buy a pair of tongs in our town at that time.
Now when I hear the thin old lady say this, I estimate that most of the little babies who are making trouble in Dong Qujiang are the little babies who were killed by lightning in this story, but this one was killed by lightning, why can he still bring his own thunder and lightning after death?
I've never heard of it.
I hurriedly asked the thin old lady if she had stolen anything before the little baby was killed by thunder, otherwise why did she keep yelling that it was not difficult to borrow and repay?
The thin old lady thought for a while and said she didn't know, she also heard her mother tell this story when she was a child, and she thought it was very educational.
After all, brothers, friends, brothers, brothers, fathers, sons, and filial piety are the keys to a family's happiness.
At this moment, my phone rang, and as soon as I picked it up, I heard Zhuang Huadie shouting Brother Shou Yi and asked, "When will you come back, Lao Wu is awake." ”
As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly thanked the old lady, and after bypassing the alley, I ran towards Liuqu Gangan, thinking that the two staff members in front of me were killed by lightning and couldn't find the party.
I didn't know that I ran too fast and didn't pay attention to my feet, and I didn't know who threw a banana peel that caused me to fall and eat, and I fell to the ground.
Jiang Sichen didn't say a word, and when he saw me like this, he rolled his eyes impatiently, and lifted my back collar to pick me up.
I hurriedly shouted to stop moving, but my hands were pulled up on the ground in front of me.
Jiang Sichen didn't know what to do: "What about you dog?" ”
"Fuck off."
I dug out that thing and called Jiang Sichen: "What do you think this is?" ”
Jiang Sichen also frowned when he saw it.
Because on the ground of the Liuqu Langgan and the Twelve Jade Langgan, there is a line running through the middle, as if the Chu River Han Realm separates the two stores.
And the line is still buried in glass.
I didn't pay attention to it before because the ground was full of flowing color tiles, if I hadn't fallen and really didn't find out, there seemed to be only this glass wire on the ground.
What is this for?
Before I could ask, Jiang Sichen had already picked me up from the ground and walked into the Liuqu Gangan.
As soon as they entered, Xie Sifei and Hua Butterfly were shocked when they saw me like this: "Brother Shouyi, what's wrong with you?" ”
Hurry up and give me medicine.
My nose and face were so swollen that I almost didn't break my bones, and I killed people by throwing banana peels!
On the side, Dong Qujiang and a group of staff seemed to be curious about what I looked like as a capable and righteous man wrestling.
One of the old men even muttered: "Can you still fall if you walk yin and yang?" Our Mr. Yin and Yang over there are all as light as swallows, flying on the wall. If you want to be like a bear like you, you can still drive away evil spirits and cure demons? I don't think you're a liar. ”
I was in a bad mood when I fell, and when I heard this, I immediately frowned unhappily: "Who is this old man?" ”
"Brother Shouyi,"
Zhuang Huadie rubbed the potion on me and said, "He is the old Wu I just rescued!" ”
Profound!
It's him.
Just now, he was struck by lightning and lay on the ground like a coke, so he was alive and well, and he was still spitting fragrant?
It seems that the name of the flower butterfly coming back from the dead is really not covered.
Hurriedly asked him: "Why were you so well struck by thunder?" ”
"Harm!"
Lao Wu slapped his thigh: "It's not the little dead turtle who harmed me, I remember that I just saw the fire in the stove hole go out, and just wanted to add firewood, I saw something in the stove hole." ”
"Guess what I saw?"
"A little baby!!!
"A seven or eight-year-old baby's skull sticks out in the stove hole, do you think it's scary?"
"Later, I saw that the little baby had hands and feet and could move, but it was as thin as a chicken baby, and it was estimated that the little baby in the house got into it and played it."
"You say that's a good black man!"
"If I hadn't seen him start a fire, wouldn't I have burned him to death? Am I going to have a life lawsuit? ”
"Scold me angrily, what kind of dead chicken, tell him to turn his heart into another place, don't harm Lao Tzu here!"
This old Wu was scolding and scolding, and he was about to pull the little baby out.
Who knew that as soon as he grabbed the little baby's thin arm and wanted to pull it out, he saw the little baby grinning, and then only heard a burst of "zizizi" electric current, and Lao Wu fell to the ground unconscious.
As soon as I heard that, that's what it was.
The heart says that you deserve to be cheap, and if you talk well, maybe you won't have this one.
Because after listening to Lao Wu's words and combining with what Dong Qujiang said before, there are also the deaths of two other staff members, I think this may be the case.
That little baby ran to Liuqu for some reason and was bumped into by the staff.
If he is good-tempered, just if he is a little baby, he is silent or a few sentences, like Lao Wu, who has a hot temperament and likes to scold, must have angered the little baby, and was electrocuted by the thunder and lightning on the little baby.
That's why their autopsy report showed: he was killed by lightning.
Otherwise, why is Dong Qujiang fine?
When Dong Qujiang saw him that day, he thought it was a child who was naughty and got into the stove hole, so didn't he wipe his body?
It is estimated that this behavior warmed the child so that he didn't do anything to him, after all, the child was in such an environment, his grandmother beat and scolded him every day, and he lacked love very much.
When Dong Qujiang heard this, he suddenly realized that this was the case.
After a long silence, he hurriedly said, "No! Master Shaw. You still have to help me catch that little baby and send him away, although he usually doesn't hurt people, as long as you don't scold him, it's fine, but my six songs up and down add up, hundreds of people, if you can't keep it, you will owe it. Who knows when another death will happen! ”
I thought the same thing, so I nodded: "Don't worry, I already have an idea to catch him." ”
Dong Qujiang hurriedly asked what he thought.
I told him to find some towns, as many as possible.
Dong Qujiang hurriedly personally led people to move dozens of wooden barrels for steaming rice, and the size and model were different, he was very satisfied when he saw me and hurriedly asked: "Master Xiao, what do you want to do in so many towns?" ”
"Do you want to wait for that little baby to come back and catch him and steam him and eat it?"