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Cannibalism!? Isn't that what Ma Lao Hu did?

In ancient times, there was a man named Ma Shumou, who specially stole children to eat them on the river and steamed them with river water, saying that this would lead to immortality. Later people compared him to a man-eating tiger.

scaring children who don't sleep, they all say that the tiger is coming.

How can I do that?

I want to use the town to catch the little baby, after all, he is covered in thunder and lightning, and only wood does not conduct electricity. The town was another hollow circle, just in time for him to be trapped.

Zhuang Huadie and Xie Sifei suddenly realized, and hurriedly worked with Jiang Sichen to help me draw the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Fu in the town.

That kid has thunder and lightning on his body, and there is really nothing he can do except use the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Fu of the Thunder God to "fight poison with poison".

"Master Xiao,"

Dong Qujiang looked at the room full of red paintings in the town and was a little puzzled: "This thing is almost ready, but how do we know when that kid will come again?" ”

Xie Sifei also scratched his big bald head and said yes, I don't know when he will be haunted, how to catch him?

I thought to myself: "That little baby likes to drill holes in the stove, and every time he lights a fire in the kitchen to cook, he will come out of whichever hole, as long as we start the fire in the other kitchen, he will definitely come,"

Dong Qujiang hurriedly called someone to open the third kitchen.

Taking advantage of this moment, I hurriedly pulled Lao Wu and told him for a while that as long as I saw the little baby, I would swear at him, and I also wanted the kind of grandfather who usually scolded his grandson, the more ruthless the better.

Lao Wu was puzzled, but he suddenly came back to his senses: "That's not right! You're trying to use me as bait! ”

After speaking, he waved his hand again and again: "In case the kid comes out in a while, I scold him, and you can't catch up, then won't I be killed by thunder?" Don't do it, don't do it!! ”

The master on the side lowered his face when he heard this: "Old Wu, what kind of attitude do you have?" ”

"Let's work in this Liuqu Lang, do some easy work but have a higher salary than the outside, and now we want to do something for the Liuqu Lang, why are you still pushing back?"

"What do you mean by me pushing three or four?"

Lao Wu was suddenly unhappy: "Is this called us?" Now it's time for me to sacrifice myself to feed the tiger alone, okay? There are so many people up and down in our six songs, and everyone has a good share, so why should I carry it alone. ”

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly said that you were not alone, and after a while, the employees of Liuqu Gan selected four people, and whoever saw him must scold him, causing him to be angry.

Lao Wu said that isn't that still sending him to death?

The master grabbed him again, and said Lao Wu, think about it, that kid can't open a job if he doesn't get rid of us for a day, and when the time comes, he won't be able to pay his salary, and it won't be good for anyone to be unemployed.

Lao Wu was right when he thought about it.

After all, a job like Liuqu is easy, and you can get an errand of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month just by burning the fire, who else will give it except Dong Qujiang who is stupid and has a lot of money.

I agreed.

When I was ready, I saw that there were a total of four kitchens in Liuqu Langgan, so I asked Jiang Sichen and them to take a town and go to a kitchen with the four people selected.

After a while, the kitchen where Lao Wu was was really screaming.

Just now Lao Wu said that Zhuang Hua Butterfly brought him back to life, and he believed that Hua Butterfly had to let her follow.

Now as soon as I heard this scream was Zhuang Huadie, I hurriedly picked up a steamed red cypress town at hand and rushed to their four kitchens, and when I got there, I quietly felt through the back door, and I really saw a little baby with a sashimi body standing on the stove, his hands clenched into fists hanging down at his side, and the electricity was sizzling on him like a small insect, looking angry.

My place was on the edge of a large water tank behind the stove, and the little baby's body was just blocking the view.

Looking sideways, Lao Wu was hiding behind the flower butterfly at this moment, grabbing her sleeve and trembling.

Rao didn't forget my entrustment, seeing that the kid was angry, he still stiffened his neck and said: "What are you doing when you stand up on the stove, don't you come down quickly, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?" ”

When the kid heard this, I could feel his gnashing of teeth behind my back: "You are looking for death!" ”

As he spoke, he had already jumped in shape, and rushed towards Hua Butterfly and Lao Wu in the air.

The electrified iron fist also went straight to their faces.

Lao Wu's frightened face was like earth, and the flower butterfly was even more discolored to the point of screaming: "Ah! Brother Shouyi! If you don't come again, we'll hang up!! ”

I hurriedly picked up the town and rushed out, aiming and jumping, and sending the big town into the air.

The electric light and stone fire only listen to "Boom! With a loud bang, the little baby was thrown to the ground by the town, he bared his teeth and wanted to get up, but he was killed by the thunder and lightning of the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan and couldn't move in the middle of the town, so he could only lie on the ground like a king wearing a shell.

Like, what about the thunder and lightning on you?

This town is the stuff of the Lord of the Stove, and it is taken to suppress the evil spirit, and it is equipped with the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Rune, can it still catch you?

See how you're struggling this time?

As soon as I wanted to, I hurriedly ran up and asked, "Little brother, who are you?" ”

"You want to take care of it!?"

The little baby is quite horizontal, with teeth and claws: "Let go of me!" You adults don't have a good thing, see if I don't chop you into charcoal. ”

"What a fierce little baby!"

Hua Butterfly ran over and winked at me: "Brother Shouyi, this little baby is so fierce, he will definitely hurt people in the future, he is just in the town now, why don't we steam him and eat him!" ”

I instantly got the meaning of the flower butterfly, and I also pretended to say: "That's right! It is said that the meat of the little baby is delicious. ”

"In ancient times, Uncle Ma, who opened the river for Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, didn't he indulge in it and couldn't extricate himself because he ate the marrow and knew the taste after eating children's meat by mistake? I heard that the children's meat steamed with apricot cheese and schisandra berries tastes quite good, and there is also a name called "crispy meat", which is called a crispy and slippery! Tsk tsk. ”

"You guys!"

Xiaowa is a little baby after all, and her eyes turned red when she heard this: "You adults really don't have a good thing, not only do you like to scold people but also like to eat people." You will be punished! ”

After speaking, he cried loudly: "I wasn't like this ghost in the first place." ”

"I was just a little naughty when I was a child, and my grandmother scolded me every day, and called me too good for chicken. I was so angry that I twisted a tank of spring fish to death, and she cursed me to thunder and burn it, and finally I was really killed by thunder. Woo woo, I can't give birth again!! ”

As soon as I heard it, it suddenly dawned on me, it was really the little baby in the story, and at the same time I was very puzzled: "You were just killed by lightning and you are not heinous, why can't you be reincarnated?" ”

The little baby said that he was targeted by a hunchbacked old man before he could recover after his death, and the old man said that it was a pity that he died at a young age, and asked him if he wanted to return to the yang.

He said yes, and the old man said he could help him.

Out of nowhere, I pulled out a strange-shaped bench and told him to sit down first, rest his feet, and when he had rested enough, he would take him to find the flesh to return to the yang.

He believed it and sat down.

As soon as he got off his fart, he saw a big hand volleying down in the air, and the old man slapped him on the bench.

When he woke up again, he found that he seemed to be half-buried in the earth with the bench, and his whole body was buzzing with electricity, which was quite similar to the feeling of being killed by lightning that day.

The surrounding environment has also changed, and it is no longer the former fireworks and willow lane, but instead of high-rise buildings.

But he still recognized that the place where he was staying was the basement where he used to live, and he ran out every day, and saw people coming and going on the ground, and playing tricks on and down the place.

Needless to say, that place is the Twelve Jade Trunks.

Later, the hostess of the Twelve Jade Gang saw that he was making too much trouble, so she found a sick and crooked man, and the man took action and buried a glass on the line of the ghost door outside the Twelve Jade Gang Gate. He can't make trouble in the Twelve Jade Chambers.

I don't know why, every time he sneaks out of the bench, he can be led to the opposite side by the ghost door through the house line.

Speaking of this, he also looked at me with a grudge: "Otherwise, you think I want to make trouble here?" ”

"That's not right!"

After listening to the little baby's words, although I figured out why Liuqu was evil, I still had a question in my heart: "Then you are bouncing all day long, chattering and muttering, borrowing and repaying, it is not difficult to borrow again, if you borrow or not, what is the matter with the death of the whole family?" ”