Wang Jinbao sighed and said helplessly

"Hey! I didn't expect you to be able to ask such a non-technical question, it just made me a little, I can't believe my ears! If you don't want me anymore, I can't help but feel that there is no point in living in the world except for wasting air to produce greenhouse gases? Now you actually say that I have nothing to do and I want you to die, you can say directly now, do you want me to live, or disappear from the world immediately! As for why the wound does not feel pain when you touch it more times, this reason is actually very simple, it is because after touching it for a long time, you are used to this feeling and forget the pain! Oops, it hurts me! Baby, do you think I'm right? ”

Li Chunyan was speechless in an instant, pursed her lips extremely helplessly, and couldn't say anything crying or laughing

"Oops! There's really nothing you can do! It seems that this king I named you is really not wrong at all! Don't talk nonsense, don't stay in school, study hard, what are you doing in Inner Mongolia! It's better to be honest, otherwise be careful of your dog's head! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, thinking that it was good that we were so far away, if in real life, according to the character of your little girl and my brother and my temper, I am afraid that I would have waved my little hand and said goodbye, I don't know who is standing next to each other, thinking of this, he remembered a sentence, distance produces beauty, many people are away from beauty, but he is distance, love is also there, is this the legendary fate is destined, so he said helplessly

"Oops! You are really a noble person to forget things, I just heard the news of the internship in the factory, my mother didn't say, so the first to tell you in Inner Mongolia, I didn't expect you to forget, it seems that I really thought I didn't care, so I didn't take it seriously! May I ask you if you are so ruthless, you have thought about my little heart, can you bear it! ”

Li Chunyan sneered and said coldly

"No more nonsense! What did you do in Inner Mongolia? Didn't you secretly see netizens! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, and said with some tears and laughter

"Sister, your imagination is so rich! It's too humiliating not to draw comics! That's right, although there are a lot of sheep herders in Inner Mongolia, you can't help but put gold on my sheep-herding baby's face! Even if I want to meet netizens in Inner Mongolia, there are no netizens in Inner Mongolia! Besides, if I have the spare time and energy, I went to Inner Mongolia to meet netizens, why didn't I go directly to Qinghai to see you! ”

Li Chunyan smiled faintly and said with a disdainful smile

"Cut! May I ask if I met you Wang Jinbao for the first day? If you kid is a fuel-efficient lamp, then people don't use electric lights now! Besides, I'm a dignified college student, and I was sold by you, a sheep herding baby, with a stinky mouth smeared with bee feces! Not to mention, a simple girl who lives in the prairie all day long! Quickly say that my mobile phone is out of battery, and the electricity bill is expensive like something! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, his first reaction was that he had made the phone himself, and now he didn't think the phone bill was expensive, but he didn't expect people to feel sorry for the electricity bill, is there really no heavenly reason, but boys and girls are reasoning together, girls are always the embodiment of truth, because messing around is people's forte, and if boys and girls are more serious, they have to make a lot of mistakes, and the truth will come out as soon as they are argued, and true love will pass by. But the best weapon to deal with a girl's nonsense is to pretend to be confused, so he said with a happy smile

"It's okay, I have a charger! You don't have to worry about this! ”

Li Chunyan was smoothly taken away from the topic again, and said with some surprise

"Listen to your tone, is this your own phone? When did you buy your mobile phone, why don't you discuss it with me!"

Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile

"I just bought it today, and the first call was made to you, because this phone is for you!"

Li Chunyan said with his mouth high

"Alright, don't put gold on my face! I know how many pounds and taels I have! Less nonsense, what did you do in Inner Mongolia? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that although the IQ of a girl in love is zero, many boys can see her win it in minutes without much effort, but the brain is really a good thing, if it is not really painful, this does not go around the earth half a circle, and returns to the original point again, which is simply sad to death, so he said a little impatiently

"Oops! I've told you all about it many times! Exercitation! Exercitation! Exercitation! I'm wondering now, it's me who speaks, you don't understand! Or to my words, there are antibodies directly filtered out! I don't know what you're going through all day! It's so sad! ”

Li Chunyan was stunned for a moment, and then said

"Please turn your voice down, I'm not deaf! And bother you to straighten your tongue and say it well? May I ask you from the beginning to the present, in addition to nonsense, which sentence said that you went to Inner Mongolia for an internship? As a man, you can eat indiscriminately, and you must not talk nonsense, otherwise you won't know how to die with the same effect as knocking on someone else's girlfriend's door! And don't you think it's strange? Mobile phones are now available to many students, and the money you have eaten and drunk Coke for more than a year is definitely more than enough to buy a mobile phone, but you haven't bought it, and suddenly you buy a mobile phone, don't you think it's abnormal? The most abnormal and unacceptable thing for me is that there is still a whole month before the graduation time you said, and there is only one possibility of not studying well in school, and that is to run to meet female netizens! If you really go to meet netizens, then this matter is not over! If you don't believe it, we'll see!"

Wang Jinbao was speechless at this time, thinking that no wonder people said, find the right half, accompany you for a romantic life in the autumn, find the wrong half, Huashan on the sword to fight to the death, is this little girl the incarnation of the head of the Emei faction exterminating Shitai, specifically looking for the flower thief Tian Boguang to fight to the death, but brother, I am not Tian Boguang, I am Linghu Chong! But in the face of the little junior sister Yin Lin in front of him, he had no principles but to accept it unconditionally

"Good! Good! Good! It's my fault that I'm making a lot of mistakes, my Chinese is taught by an art teacher, and I have a problem with my language expression ability, so I didn't explain it to you clearly, so please take a deep breath and dissipate your breath! Because the third gas production plant is put into operation early and supplies gas to the west-to-east gas pipeline network as soon as possible, we went to the plant for internship one month in advance, because I came to Inner Mongolia, in order for you to find me in the first time, to fulfill my original promise, where there is a radio, there is my miss for you, so I bought the mobile phone, do you still know something? It's a lot of work to give you a call!"