Li Chunyan pursed her lips when she heard this, then her eyes rolled, and she said with some irritation

"What did you say in the last sentence just now! Excuse me, you have the ability to repeat it! Since you are so impatient, I didn't force you to call me, as if someone begged you! ”

Wang Jinbao stuck out his tongue, thinking that he was really worthy of a woman's heart, and he was really troublesome in a word, but now he can only think about it, if he doesn't make this aunt happy, some of them nag for a long time, and they are annoyed to death, so he said with a wicked smile

"I just said that I was so happy to call you, why is there any problem? Or that you are reluctant to call you, unwilling to call me, thinking that I have been on the phone for too long! If that's the case, then I'll hang up, sorry to bother! ”

Li Chunyan smiled unusually proudly, and then said with some embarrassment

"Nasty! Promise me not to do it in the future, so that I can't find you, then people will be worried! Remember no stinky guys! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, thinking that he had finally landed safely, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Mission Guaranteed Completion! Come and kiss one! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan said in a hurry

"That's it! School starts in a few days, we meet and talk again, my mom is back, I'm going to cook! Bye! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, so he said goodbye reluctantly, but before he finished speaking, people had already hung up the phone, looked at the mobile phone and said to themselves, this little girl is really foreign, she has gone to college, and she is not the same as Mountain High School, I am afraid of being discovered by parents and teachers, how bad is the early love that chatters all day long, haven't you heard that if you don't fall in love during college, it is not normal, and college life is not satisfactory, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the family is strictly controlled, What can you do on the phone, as for doing this, is it a thief? Thinking of this, he was shocked, and felt that although the two of them were commensurate with each other's husband and wife, Li Chunyan was so frightened that she didn't even dare to answer the phone when she saw her mother, it seems that the road ahead is not very long but very long, he lit a cigarette and just lay down, but he didn't expect the mobile phone text message to ring, he quickly picked it up and took a look, and sure enough, Li Chunyan sent it

"Husband, my mom is back, we text at night, it's too expensive to call! Miss you! ”

Wang Jinbao took a hard puff of his cigarette, then smiled bitterly, shook his head and replied to the text message

"Not bad! I actually know that the phone bill is expensive, which is commendable! Miss you! See you in the evening! ”

As a result, Wang Jinbao's text message was just sent, and when he just lay down and was ready to sleep beautifully, he didn't expect the mobile phone text message to ring, thinking that although a text message is cheaper than calling, but a text message is only seventy words, and only a few words are sent every time, not enough at all, and there is not much wrong with the call, the most important thing is the two-way charge, I really don't know what this loser thinks, but since people send text messages, if they don't, it's a typical no-brainer. So he reluctantly picked up the phone and took a look, swished to do it, his eyes were round, and he said in disbelief

"Oh my God! This just paid a hundred dollars, how to show one hundred and fifty dollars! Is it bragging to call and chat on a mobile phone? It seems that the time should be controlled as much as possible in the future! Otherwise, the living allowance of 450 yuan per month is not enough to call! In the past, I didn't pay attention to five or ten yuan every time, and I deducted so much money at once, and I would feel a little distressed for a while! It seems that people are right, it's better to text! It's better to quickly see the charge and send a text message at night! ”

After Wang Jinbao connected the mobile phone charger, he went directly into the quilt, thinking that if he didn't sleep in the middle of nowhere, he would never get up, and he would be able to make up for the lazy sleep he had missed in the past few months, and he would be comfortable for a while, so he fell asleep after a while, and when he was sleeping comfortably, Luan Shouping pushed open the door and shouted

"The lazy worm is up! The lazy worm is up! Don't get up again and eat the watermelon! ”

Wang Jinbao covered his head with the quilt angrily, and said with hatred

"Oops! Living in the same house with you neurotic is really eight lifetimes of blood mold! I don't sleep at noon, what are you yelling about here! ”

Unexpectedly, Luan Shouping put the watermelon on the TV cabinet, glared at it fiercely, and opened the curtains, saying in disbelief

"Dude, why don't you come back and sleep until now! Didn't you eat at lunch, you can really sleep with Brother Monkey? Could you please open it and take a good look at it, is it noon or afternoon? ”

Wang Jinbao threw the quilt away, opened his hazy sleepy eyes and took a look, thinking that he hadn't woken up and saw it wrong, he rubbed it and found that it was evening, so he said a little irritably

"Rabbit, you kid is too unkind! Anyway, we still live in the same house, and you don't even call me for lunch! Alas! I don't know what to say about you!"

Luan Shouping glared at this when he heard this, and then said with some irritation

"Alas! Dude, you have to speak with your conscience! I brought the watermelon back from afar, and you didn't have a word of thanks, so forget it! How dare you wronged a good person! I just came back, a few of us ate outside, and then walked around the county and just came back, where to call you at noon! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and glared fiercely, thinking that when you kid saw the Seven Fairies, it was even closer than seeing your mother, how could he let it go, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have a treat, but it was too late to say anything, he subconsciously glanced at the table and mobile phone, and wanted to pick it up to see if Li Chunyan had sent him a text message, but suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said with some irritation

"Don't explain, kid! Thinking about how to make girls happy, I forgot about my roommate and forgot about it, I can understand it, because everyone knows that you kid is so good! Don't prevaricate me with no return! If you have me in your heart, how much can it cost you to make a phone call, and besides, we are a small number between us, and you don't need money to call! Alas! Never mind! It's all tears! Do not say! ”

Luan Shouping glared at him and said while cutting the watermelon

"People have just started using mobile phones, who would think of this thing all of a sudden! Don't talk nonsense that this watermelon is grown in the sand, you will sweetly forget your birthday after eating, and you will have dinner soon, don't think that there is too much nonsense, you have missed lunch, and then you have missed dinner! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard about eating, his stomach began to growl, because after all, a guy only ate a few fritters in the morning and didn't eat all day, so he said with extreme disdain on his shoes

"That's it! Our family grows watermelons almost every year, why have I never come across a sweet watermelon that makes people forget their birthdays! ”