Chapter 270 What a Misunderstanding...
After all, Wang Ou is the current chief officer of the caravan, the captain.
In the leadership of the caravan, he is the oldest and has the most experience in the military. And the relationship between him Wang Ou and Shangguan Heavenly General Luke is also relatively close... So... He Wang Ou slapped the table, and the old brothers were really a little scared~
Just when Hu Chaye, Hakhna, Sun Shuhuan, and Li Ye thought that they were taking the topic away and wasting time discussing...
I only heard Wang Ou complain and say: "You know a fart! We all know that Lao Tzu has three big scars on his back, right! I'll tell you, I got it that night!
It's not that I'm bragging to you~
That night, as soon as Lao Tzu saw the fire in the Chinese military camp, he took all the soldiers and horses with him at that time, without wearing any clothes and armor, and sacrificed himself ~ the first to kill and reinforce..."
Speaking of this, Wang Ou rolled up his sleeves, pointed to a scar on his left forearm, and said: "You know, I didn't tell anyone, this scar is the one left by me and that Yan Su...
He's not having a good time!
He slashed me, I stabbed his horse... The two of us fell off the horse together, and when I was about to pounce on him desperately, I don't know who released a cold arrow...
Alas!
Fortunately, Lao Tzu had a big life, and he was carried back by Han San'er... Alas... Han San'er died unjustly..."With a gloomy expression, Wang Ou's words also stopped.
At this point, the thinking of Amber Chaye and Sun Shuhuan was obviously a little unable to keep up with Wang Ou. But he didn't want to, Li Ye answered again at this time: "Yes! Hateful Xianbei dog! Where did they get the ballista!? ”
"I know this~ When I had a banquet with that group of Xianbei old men before, they said that it was the Lingdi Dynasty that year, Zhang Chun rebelled, which caused the manufacturing technology of the crossbow bed to spread Xianbei...
The old men also said that big guys like crossbow beds and watchtowers are not willing to use them themselves... said that the craftsmen who can assemble and know how to maintain are almost dead of old age! ”
Yes~
The person who gave the answer was none other than Hakhner.
After Hachner finished speaking, Li Ye nodded and said: "So that's the case~ It's okay, it's okay~ I'll just say, why haven't I seen a Xianbei dog with a crossbow bed before, it turns out that I am reluctant..."
After Li Ye finished speaking, Sun Shuhuan also nodded and said: "I'll tell you, if this crossbow bed is ~ but if it can be made smaller and more flexible, we won't suffer the loss of a high dog when we attack fortifications in the mountains!" ”
"That's it~" Amber Chaya just catered to the road.
Next, led by Wang Ou, the five elder brothers began to reminisce about the "crossbow bed" and "what happened back then".
The wild chat continues... Until...
…
"Newspaper~"
"What's the matter?"
"Captain, it's me, guy Li~"
"Let's talk about it first... Huh... Husband, why are you here? "The speaker is Wang Ou.
The captain of the gang entered the door and closed the door, saying: "Captain, according to your past orders, tonight's table of wine and food~ has been prepared in the officer's dining room, and Lord Shepherd has been waiting for a long time, I see that there is no way to wait any longer, so I came to look for you..."
"Huh!?" In the explosion, Wang Ou jumped three feet high! When his feet stood firm, he remembered something in a trance, looked at the scene outside the window, and stammered and asked:
"This, this, this... It's so late?!
Mother, what can I do... Brothers, let's figure it out..."
…
Ten minutes later...
That is, when Wang Ou smoked two cigarettes at high speed...
Two steps and one step, walking into the board room of the officer's cafeteria, Wang Ou took the lead in saying: "The little brother is late, I hope the prince will forgive me"... As he spoke, he was ready to bow down.
Gongsun Kang, who was an opponent, naturally had to come up to greet him, stop Wang Ou's bending movement, and by the way, he had to say: "The general is busy with official business, what a crime... You and my brother! Get up, you're welcome! ”
Then the two entered the business blowing mode together.
Wang Ou and Gongsun Kang discussed for ten minutes around being late and the banquet, and the two held hands, but they didn't sit down or start the banquet.
One person said how good I treated you~
One person said that I had fought many battles...
As they talked, they hugged each other and shed tears, and they shared their troubles.
When Wang Ou took the opportunity of the two of them to hug, he glanced at the head of the guy, and the head man came up with a brass chimney hot pot to relieve the siege. With the appearance of the captain, more than a dozen gang leaders dressed up young and strong, neatly removed the dishes on the original table.
Seeing this, Gongsun Kang was very puzzled, but unexpectedly, when he was about to ask Wang Ou "What is the situation" with his eyes, more dishes appeared in Gongsun Kang's afterglow.
Of course, these "dishes" all look raw.
…
Just when Gongsun Kang was a little confused, and was about to open his mouth to ask Wang Ou a question, outside the open door, Gongsun Yuru jumped in, and said while jumping:
"Dad~ I like Uncle Tiger the most... He just gave me his most precious Eminem Fart, and said, let me ask Daddy what you mean... Also said... Whether you agree or not, he said that this witness, you are determined today~"
"Third Uncle Tiger? Who is it? Also a witness? Girl, are you talking in your dreams..."
Obviously, Gongsun Kang is already messy!
…
Immediately afterwards, the entire caravan station near the coast of the Great Liaoshui was completely jubilant under the illumination of a series of three white signal flares.
In addition to the personnel who maintain vigilance and prepare for the handover, in the caravan station, the caravan men pulled more than 100 guards of Gongsun Kang and spread out the folding tables directly in the empty field... All kinds of new and old-fashioned board games are also on the table...
What dice bets, odd and even, size... Everything but the kitchen sink!
At the same time, the three slaughterhouses in the caravan station continued to ~ draw out one after another... That is, the Pleasant Goat sent by Su Muyan... Slaughtering, washing, cutting and deboning.
In a word, the top and bottom are unanimous, according to the requirements of the team leader and squadron leader, and don't care about anything else, just find a way to get the drinking atmosphere up first.
As for what to eat and drink~
Hey!
There was a tacit understanding between the caravan and the bottom.
That has to be hot pot + spirits!
…
Without waiting for Gongsun Kang to come back to his senses, Wang Ou pulled Gongsun Kang back to sit down first.
Regardless of Gongsun Kang's stupid face at this time, the man, hand over a plate of hot towels first... Wang Ou also took his own hot towel and showed Gongsun Kang the function of this hot towel.
I wiped my hands and my face.
Wang Ou still didn't explain, and waited for the captain to fill the wine cup of the two of them, and then raised his glass and came to pay respect!
Gongsun Kang was in a stupid state, and his mind was still thinking about what Gongsun Yuru said just now, so in terms of action, he could only mechanically follow Wang Ou's movements and imitate and follow up.
When a hot two-pot head goes down...
After?
Gongsun Kang seemed to have figured out something all of a sudden, and shouted: "Wang Ou, Wang Ou, when did I offend you!?" Why do you reproach me today? ”
Wang Ou was completely stunned when he heard this!
What a place to be!
But Gongsun Kang wanted to ask to the end: "Don't play stupid with me!" Did Yuru just say that the kid from Amber Shaye was forced to marry her!? Is this your idea!?
My father and daughter are now in your army, but you don't want to fish me..."
Before he finished speaking, Gongsun Kang saw that Gongsun Yuru had been giving him a look, and he had been shaking his head desperately! I looked at Wang Ou's petrified face again... Gongsun Kang understood!
"It's... Gone wrong? ”
To be continued