Chapter 269 Farther and Farther Away from the Goal...
Hachner's sentence: What can I do about it~
directly asked a few of the old brothers present.
Several people took turns smoking two cigarettes, scratching their heads in a daze, and finally...
"If you want me to say, since you can't talk to Lord Makimu directly, let's find another way..."Amber Shaya was the first to break the silence and light a cigarette.
After he finished speaking, he took a puff of cigarette and handed it to Wang Ou.
Wang Ou turned the cigarette handed by Amber Chaye, and first answered: "Then you say, what method do we change?" Then he put the cigarette butt between his teeth and smoked.
Amber Chaye was also unambiguous: "I think so, since we can't say it, and our task is only to send people back to Xiangping City... It's better to knock people unconscious and tie them up..."
"No, no, no! This method is too offensive! Wang Ou shook his head and said, and handed the cigarette to Li Ye...
Li Ye took the cigarette and put it directly to his mouth, took two puffs in a row, and then said: "Actually, instead of knocking out, it's better to get drunk~ get drunk~ get drunk and get drunk with the prince and his own soldiers~ and then tie them all to the car, let's go out overnight..."
Li Ye, who was smoking and talking while smoking a cigarette, said and talked, and stopped talking!
That's right.
The four people present, Wang Ou, Hu Chaye, Hachna, and Sun Shuhuan, all stared at Li Ye, as if they saw the yellow flower girl to be married!
"Ah~ hot!"
Finally, Li Ye burned his lips by the cigarette butt.
…
Several old men took turns to give Li Ye a wave of hugs, and then they took out private cigarettes, lit them for Li Ye, and then lit cigarettes for each other.
In an instant, the small squadron officer's recreation room was filled with smoke.
Now that we have the "main direction of attack", the next step is to discuss the specific details. For example, Wang Ou said, "What about excuses!? There must be a rhetoric for a big feast... I'm having a small banquet with the prince every day...
First, he is very restrained and never greedy for cups~ Second, except for the first day when we had a big banquet with him, in the past few days, hundreds of his guards have been scattered in the cooking class on time.
This..."
Hehe~ This detail seems to have reached an impasse again.
After Wang Ou finished saying the word "this", he shut up himself, because all the big men in the audience didn't have to listen to the content behind "this", and they had already fallen into contemplation.
But you say that it's okay for them to fall into deep thought, but by the way, put away their own good cigarettes on the table, what do you mean?
Then, I actually started to pick up the cheap cigarette jar on the table again, and I started several people to take turns smoking a cigarette, what does this mean!?
Wang Ou's face was black, speechless...
…
"I'm thinking about it~ Shall we find someone to do Shou?"
Sure enough, it was Amber Shaya who broke the peace again.
After he finished speaking, the eyes of several big men lit up again. Each of them put their hands in the pockets of their coats and prepared to pull out their cigarettes... However, while Li Ye took out his cigarette, he asked by the way: "Eh~ Then how many of our brothers have a birthday today?" ”
After this question, in seconds, the brothers sat back obediently, and they didn't take out their cigarettes...
Only Li Ye is looking forward to it alone.
Then he figured it out and sat down on his own.
After half a ring, Hachner suddenly jumped up, pointed to the swimsuit calendar behind the door of the board room, and exclaimed, "That's right! That's it! ”
The other big men didn't know why, and they looked at the swimsuit wall calendar stupidly... Their eyes naturally fall on the beautiful models...
Facing this April girl's bikini life-size photo~
Wang Ou blushed instantly, looked away closely, took a cigarette and gasped; Li Ye said arrogantly that he had already masturbated it, and there was nothing new!
Uncle Sun narrowed his eyes to indicate that he couldn't see clearly, and got up and stepped forward to observe it up close; Amber Ya roared directly: "Your uncle! Old ha! Is it time to watch the goddess picture!?
Do you still have a brain? ”
But Hachner looked aggrieved, and he was so anxious that he danced with his hands, and his language was garbled, squirting out Xiongnu + Wuhuan + Liaodong dialect that I don't know where.
I can't tell~
I can't express it~
Hakhner was about to cry.
It wasn't until Sun Shuhuan, who licked the "April Girl" on his face, looked at the "April Girl" carefully from head to toe, and suddenly said: "It's my mother!" Today is March 12..."
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The "March 12th" mentioned by Sun Shuhuan refers to the Gregorian calendar in the 21st century, using the calculation method of the orbit of the sun and the moon to deduce the "lunar calendar or lunar calendar".
Compared with the specific Eastern Han Dynasty, the use of "Taichu calendar" and "quadrangular calendar", there are still errors in specific dates... But to tell the truth, according to the experience of people at that time, the concept that the moon must be full when it is approaching the "fifteenth year"... This error is also not large.
So~
"March Twelve? What's wrong? You uncle and grandson, this has something to do with who we are doing today, has a hairball relationship? Amber Shaye, who was scolding just now, immediately turned the gun.
But Uncle Sun is not Hachna, Uncle Sun pointed to the position of the black letters on the wall calendar, and said with a smile: "I seem to remember that we had a birthday celebration with Lord Duwei back then...
It was that flanking Goguryeo, Lord Du Wei led the troops alone, let's privately say that his hair hasn't grown yet~ And then he listened to the rumors, and the next day he held a big banquet for himself... What year? ”
Just when Uncle Sun scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and couldn't remember~
Hachner finally breathed a sigh of relief!
I only heard him shout, "Yes! It's four years of Jian'an! Several Goguryeo tribes came to invade the spring famine, and Lord Mushou and Lord Duwei, on the orders of the previous lord, lured the enemy around Xi'an Ping.
I was a pro-soldier boy at the time, and I remember very well that I went down with a few pro-guard officers to net fish in the water that day, which was used as the ingredients for the night.
In less than ten days, I was promoted to the commander of the pro-soldier team..."
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After listening to Hachner's long serial, Wang Ou was about to raise his hand to ask, but Sun Shuhuan preemptively asked: "I wondered, why were you promoted alone?" ”
Hachner's expression was complicated, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "It's not because... Alas! You forgot, our Chinese army camp was touched by Goguryeo's fourth royal brother Yan Su at night... The only ones left who died were the knights... It was I who carried the lieutenant out on horseback and sent him to the herdsman's camp. ”
"Oh~ There is such a stubble..."Li Ye next to him seemed to be listening to a play.
Wang Ou's expression had turned purple at this time.
But Li Ye didn't see it, he then asked: "Then the four princes' brother Yan Su you are talking about, is it the Yan Su who I heard is a teacher in our non-commissioned officer academy now?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes~ it's him!" Hachner also came to his senses and nodded.
Amber Chaye on the side couldn't help but interject: "Then it's no wonder, you guys fell for his trick to lure the enemy... And before the war, there was a drinking banquet... It's all good to be stolen!
Let me tell you, this strict mustache~
It's very good to fight!
In the second year of Jian'an, it was he who strangled the 30,000 soldiers and horses of the previous generation in one go... It also robbed 60,000 people in the southwest of Xiangping... So much so that the last lord had to make peace with the king of the mountain..."
Just when Amber Chaye said that smallpox was drunk~
With a "bang", the audience returned to silence!
To be continued