Guan Yinbang's eyes widened

"That's it! You kid, don't carry the bull's head on your back and don't admit that it's dirty! If it weren't for the fact that you were beaten by the teacher, your fart was rolling and urine, and even your snot and tears flowed directly into your mouth, how could you know that that thing was salty!"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily

"Okay, the classmate who took off his pants and spanked that time, because he didn't complete the classified literacy homework when he went back on the weekend, the teacher punished him! In elementary school, I was also a good student! If you don't believe me, you can ask our homeroom teacher!"

Guan Yinjiao sneered with extreme disdain

"That's it! I don't have fish in my head, and I'm running dozens of kilometers with you for such a thing!"

Wang Baobao opened the textbook and closed it fiercely

"What do you mean, I'm raising fish in my head?"

Meng Junhong saw that the two of them were red-faced, like two duel roosters, so he said with a smile

"That's it! You two are so interesting! The big guys are all small talk, as for being so careful? By the way, Jinbao listened to what you meant, and he didn't take off his pants, but he was dipped in water by the teacher and pumped his palms, right?, since you are a good student, why does the teacher beat you! ”

Wang Jinbao sighed, looked at his palm, and said thoughtfully

"Hey! People are not saints and sages, my key is that I was too good in all aspects at that time, and I wanted to be better than others in everything, but there was a guy in our class, and the interpretation was very beautiful, so I drew the tiger according to the cat, but I turned the tiger into a cat! Ay! Never mind! It's all tears! It seems that classics can only be copied, but not surpassed! ”

Guan Yinbang glared

"Why don't you teachers, you don't like the top three, don't you like the bottom three who make trouble all day long!"

Wang Jinbao glared, I wanted to say directly, the top three and the last three of our teachers don't like it, I like you, a guy who doesn't smile, hides a knife in his smile, and has a darker psychology than a woman's body parts, Meng Junhong glanced at Guan Yinjiao and said helplessly

"You don't want to interrupt, no! What can't you say! Hurry up and let Jinbao say, why did you turn the tiger into a cat?"

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, took out a pen in his hand, and wrote a cursive script in the textbook, and then wrote a word explanation stroke by stroke, saying extremely helplessly

"Hey! I was curious and envious, so I would be in the math homework book, when writing the solution, imitate other people's fonts, but the teacher said that my solution was wrong, not only all my original correct math problems, all marked with big mistakes, not to mention, the math teacher also let me use, Gege letter paper stroke by stroke to write 500 words! I can write my little old man badly! The next day, I was stunned when I wrote the explanation!"

Meng Junhong glanced at it

"Writing the word and the bamboo board in your hand, these two don't seem to have a direct relationship! Have you ever been hit with a bamboo board?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and sighed

"Good brother, these two are indeed not directly related, but they are indirectly related! My math teacher returned to the teaching and research group and told the class teacher about me, but the head teacher felt that I was embarrassed to her, so she came to the classroom and dipped the bamboo board in the bucket at the back of the classroom, and walked up to me with a dripping water, her face was two feet long, and she stretched out her hand! Since you can't write and interpret words, I'll give you a long memory today! I didn't learn to walk for a day, so I thought about how to run, but I fell and my nose was swollen and my eyes were swollen, and it caused me to lose face in front of so many teachers!"

When Guan Yinbang heard this, he smiled very excitedly and gloated

"Hit you a few times! It doesn't hurt!"

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely

"At least seven or eight hits! As for whether it hurts or not, I forgot for such a long time, or I will take a ruler now, and then dip it in some water, and hit it a few times in the palm of your hand, although it is not busy to hit the bamboo board in the winter and dip it in water, but it is almost the same! And then you can tell me how you feel, so that I can relive the old dreams, too?"

I didn't expect Guan Yinjiao to come directly

"Oops! Why am I not your homeroom teacher, I knew that you were such a guy who eats people and doesn't do anything, I soak the bamboo board in a bucket, and every morning I not only hit the palm of my hand, but also hit my fingers together! Makes you want to bully people all day long!"

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and instantly felt his fingers numb, thinking that as the saying goes, ten fingers are connected to the heart, this guy is simply too poisonous, it is better not to associate with him in the future, otherwise I don't know how to die, when he was about to refute, the self-study bell rang, Meng Junhong said with a smile

"That's it! It's time for self-study, so you can't mess around anymore! Hurry up and read the book and preview tomorrow's class!"

Wang Jinbao didn't say anything, thinking that the teacher didn't have a class, what is the preview! So he slowly put the stack of books in front of him into his desk pocket one by one, and began to think wildly, thinking that sitting under the nose of the teacher in the second row, how could the teacher be okay at a glance, what kind of school is this? If you don't learn professional knowledge now, what will you do to earn money when you join the job in the future!

Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao turned his head curiously and glanced at it, everyone flipped through it aimlessly, and the brand-new textbooks seemed to be taking the pulse! But his eyes were motionless, as if he was thinking about his own thoughts again, seeing this, he breathed a sigh of relief, flipped through the book for a while and peeked at it, Li Yun in the first row of the oblique corner, sat down and the self-study bell rang!

As a result, as soon as the bell stopped, the whole classroom was boiling instantly, rushing out of the classroom one by one, Wang Jinbao also cleaned up the desktop, and walked out of the classroom sullenly, thinking that he had been looking forward to the first self-study class for a long time, but he didn't even see a teacher, is this here to study, or to herd sheep!

Back in the dormitory, Wang Jinbao quickly went to bed, thinking that he would not be able to learn anything for two years like this, and what would he rely on to support his family in the future, and then he saw that the big guys were lying down, but he didn't see Xu Weiliang, and after a while, he pushed open the dormitory door with a smile

"Crying and mourning? What's wrong? ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely

"I don't even see a teacher in self-study, what should I do if I go on like this? Although we are lucky to go to this school, how can we graduate if we continue to mix up like this? How can I give oil to the Motherland? How to be an oil worker! ”

Xu Weiliang sneered

"I see! Do you think it's still a middle school teacher who follows behind the ass and urges him to learn? Now we all have to learn on our own! My home is in the oil area, we are all order-based training, and we will be assigned to the factory for internship in advance before graduation! So you can definitely become an oil worker, don't forget to be an oil extractor every three days!"

Wang Jinbao glared

"I see! Why don't you say that you are an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences for three days! Why do some students at the University of Petroleum have to go to school for four or five years, or even seven or eight years?"