Chapter 195: Snot and tears are eaten as salt

Walking to the door of the classroom, Wang Jinbao found that everyone was chatting, and the heart in his throat and eyes was considered a safe landing, and then he walked to his seat with a long sigh of relief, and his first reaction was to go back, put the textbooks and other school supplies in the desk, and check if it was enough.

Meng Junhong looked at Wang Jinbao, flipped through the textbooks like turning over the cabinets, put them on the desk one by one, and looked at them with great puzzlement

"Why don't you sit here quietly and wait for the teacher, and take out all the books when you have nothing to do? Looking for something, or have you lost something? ”

Wang Jinbao flipped through it and found that there was nothing different from before the holiday, so he said with some embarrassment

"I don't look for anything, but I have a habit of stacking books in front of me so that the teacher won't find out! What's more, now sitting in the second row, it's not good if the teacher finds out about the first self-study! If you can't finish your job in the future, you'll lose a lot of people!"

When Meng Junhong heard this, he patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder and said with a smile

"Hehe, I thought you lost something, so that's it! It seems that he used to be a good student in school! But don't worry, I came back from the army and stayed here for more than two years, as long as you don't make trouble in class and affect the normal teaching order, the teacher will generally not take care of you, let alone self-study! As for graduation in the future, as long as you pass the exams every semester and pass all subjects, you will generally be able to graduate successfully! So you put your heart in your stomach, we are a technical school, we are training oil workers, the teachers here are not elementary school teachers, and they make us whips every day, and then beat our palms, and force us to study all day long!"

Wang Jinbao heard this, although the daily management tends to be militarized, and the teaching management is very inclined to the university model, anyway, the teacher is not there, it is better to consult for a while, and then said very excitedly

"Why did you take the initiative to ask Ying when you were in elementary school, and you did the strange thing of whipping the teacher and letting you beat yourself!"

Meng Junhong smiled faintly

"Look at what you said, people of our age, when they were in elementary school, they didn't take the initiative to ask for help, and there were probably not many people who sent the whip to the teacher!"

Wang Jinbao smiled, and then asked curiously

"What kind of wood are your whips made of! I was interrupted by the teacher!"

Meng Junhong glanced at it, and then said with some embarrassment

"In the beginning, in order to teach the whip to be strong, when we beat other students, we could watch more jokes, so we cut the branches of the acacia tree to do it, and it turned out that whoever made the whip more times was beaten more times! In the end, we called the acacia branches, replaced with poplar and willow branches and scraped the bark, it looked similar, the result was too brittle, the teacher broke as soon as it was beaten, and finally the unified requirements were made into acacia branches, and only the thorns were allowed to be knocked off, and the skin was not allowed to be scraped! Ah! You may not know it, but that one hurts so much!"

Wang Jinbao smiled

"In the winter, the bamboo pieces are dipped in water, does it hurt to hit the ruler on the palm of the hand?"

Meng Junhong was stunned for a moment, and then asked extremely puzzled

"Aren't we not producing bamboo here? Where did you get the ring ruler made of bamboo chips?"

Wang Jinbao snorted angrily and said through gritted teeth

"Grandma's! Don't mention it! At that time, there was a child in our class, the family bought a box of oranges, after eating, took a few bamboo boards from the bamboo basket, three or four of us, sawed them with a saw blade, took them in the classroom and put them in the stove to burn the wire red, drilled holes on it and strung it with hemp rope to make allegro! As a result, there was a guy who was too naughty, and he was still playing Allegro in the morning reading time, but the teacher collected all the Allegro of the four of us, threw it into the furnace and burned it, and took away the remaining bamboo pieces, and looked at it in his hand for a long time, saying that the cotton pants and cotton jackets that the big guys wore in winter were out of breath, and he was out of breath when he hit us, but he didn't move at all, and directly helped to play the soil! I'm really sad that I don't have a ring ruler to beat the palm, but I didn't expect us to take the initiative to send it to the door! Whoever makes a mistake in the future will dip it in water and hit it until the palms of the hands are red! Swollen! It hurts! I can't hold the bowl until I can't hold it!"

Meng Junhong glanced at it and said with a wicked smile

"I didn't expect you kid to be a naughty egg in elementary school! However, the bamboo board on the bamboo basket is so thick and uneven, aren't you teachers afraid that you will cut your hands when you hit it? And why is your teacher so ruthless, dipping a bamboo board in water and hitting her palms, how can she come up with such a damaging move?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and said helplessly

"Good brother, haven't you heard that the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart! Our homeroom teacher is a woman! The bamboo board dipped in water and hit the palm of the hand, and that was just the tip of the iceberg when she punished us! The most unacceptable thing is that she took off her pants in the winter, two people held hands, two people pulled their legs, and she spanked this broom! The snot and tears flowed like rain, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as miserable! As for the burrs on the bamboo board, in the end, the head teacher handed the bamboo board to a carpenter's doll in the class, and let him go back to use a push planer to plane the front and back of the bamboo piece, which looks not slippery, but after dipping it in water, it is not painful to hit the palm of the hand, but first like a shock to the numbness, and then the pain of the heart! Now I sometimes get scared when I see the meter!"

As soon as the words fell, Guan Yinbang, who had been smiling and not smiling, said with a wicked smile

"Look at what you said, people call it a strict master to produce a high apprentice, otherwise how can you teach such an excellent living treasure! Since you have been slapped with bamboo slabs dipped in water, stripped of your pants, lying on your desk, and spanked, can you summarize for us which punishment is more unforgettable for a lifetime!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and wanted to refute immediately, asking him if he was good to be his brother-in-law or his brother-in-law, but when he thought that everyone was at the same table after all, and they were all bragging about their time, there was no need for this, so he rolled his eyes and said with a smile

"Hey! In broad daylight, being stripped of my pants and having a big ass in front of the whole class, how could it happen to me! But the one I pulled, a dad for a while, a mom for a while, snot and tears flowed into the mouth, and I didn't care about the guy who vomited in the morning, but it was very similar to your brother who had been separated for many years, I really didn't lie to you, and now the more I look at it, the more I look like it! If you don't believe me, next time, I'll take you to our fellow student!"

Guan Yinjiao rolled his eyes angrily, and then said without smiling

"Get out of the way! Snot and tears flow into your mouth, and when you eat salt, I'm afraid it's yourself!"

Wang Jinbao burst into laughter when he heard this, and pointed to Guan Yinjiao and said

"Haha! I'm right! Sure enough, it's your long-lost brother, otherwise how would you know that snot and tears are salty!"