As soon as the words fell, the dormitory was instantly quiet, Wang Bao was stunned for a moment, put the half-eaten apple on the table, walked over with a wicked smile, and stepped forward to touch Wang Jinbao's face

"Yes, my apple is indeed full of, and it is made of, because it is an organic red Fuji apple, the so-called organic, in the words of our rural people, that is! Urine and other animal excrement, composed of compounds commonly known as feces! ”

Wang Jinbao wiped it with his hand, felt that his face was sticky, and thought that people would kindly carry the apples, although it was a bit exaggerated, but the sugar content was really large, and he said this to be happy, since it was a joke, then it was almost enough, otherwise he would have become a joke, so he smiled faintly, put his finger in his mouth and instigated

"Hmmm! That's right, that's the smell! I didn't expect it to be covered with, but it's bee droppings! I don't want the drones to mistake my pan-like face for a queen bee's face! I've got to get washed! Hurry up and eat the rest of the! ”

Shi Wentao glared, and then said with a wicked smile

"Okay, return Pan An's face! A queen bee ass at best! But can you kid accumulate a little virtue, when I was in middle school, I was a virgin who was a scourge all day long, and now I eat apples, and I want to harm the virgin bees! You kid eats both male and female, are you a human or a beast! ”

Zhang Zhaochun immediately became energetic when he heard this

"What a bee! Is there a place for bees? It's not fake! ”

Shi Wentao glared

"You think drones are like you, you don't know how many pomegranate skirts you trip, and you shamelessly say that you are a virgin all day long! From birth to the end of life, the drone is born to reproduce with the queen, and there is only one chance, the first start of the day, is the time of its life countdown, after the completion of the landing a few minutes or hours to die, so even if it wants to fake, but unfortunately time does not allow, there is no such opportunity! Therefore, I can be responsible for telling you scientifically that the drone before landing is definitely a virgin bee! ”

The big guys laughed when they heard this, and Wang Jinbao ran towards the water room with oil on the soles of his feet, and after washing his face, he walked towards the dormitory with his sleeves and wiping the water droplets on his face

"Come and I'll take a look at you! What delicious food did you carry! ”

Wang Bao glared, and then said sneeringly

"So soon the toilet was full and I came back! It's all on the table, waiting for you, half brain, to come back and eat together! I don't know what to take! It's hard to say the name of the dish to you like a waiter! And I'm weird, why don't you come back late, or wait until we're done eating! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly and said proudly as he walked towards the table

"No way! I live by my life in a day! If you're not convinced, there's no way to do it! ”

When Wang Jinbao came to him, he found that the table was full of fruits and food, and he thought that his mother was thoughtful, otherwise it would really be a big loss today, but except for the red and big apples that looked like they were Wang Bao's, he didn't know anything else, so he rolled his eyes, thinking that he would play first, so he pointed to the yellow cake similar to a stone bun baked in front of him

"Who took this! The bun is burnt, what are you doing on your back! ”

Zhang Zhaochun immediately stood up when he heard this

"Hey! Do you understand it or not? What is called a steamed bun is burnt, this is our Dingbian's specialty snack stove bun! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and pointed to a plastic bag of black pasta the size of silkworm larvae

"Oh! It turned out to be a steamed bun dug out of the fire! Then who is this, what are you doing with the rest of the buckwheat noodles, isn't there enough in our school cafeteria?"

Geng Buyue glared fiercely

"You kid can't talk at all! What is the leftover buckwheat noodle hemp food, this is oat kneading, our special snack in H County! ”

Wang Jinbao grimaced, and then pointed to a five-pound plastic bucket on the table with an extremely exaggerated expression, and said in disbelief

"Whose is the horse pee? Isn't it another county's specialty or a famous snack? ”

Unexpectedly, Xu Weiliang slapped the back of the head, and said angrily

"Fuck your uncle! What is called whose horse pee! This is my grandfather's own hand-brewed, authentic Maling rice wine! Don't be foolish if you don't know for a day, make yourself look like a character, in fact, you're a fool! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that this guy was in a hurry, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"I've heard of Maling rice wine! It is very famous in our Qingyang area! said that it was brewed by grandpa himself for half a day! Why don't I try it first! ”

Xu Weiliang glared at him and said with some tears and laughter

"Get out of the way! My grandfather doesn't have your unreliable grandson! Aren't you sticking onions in the pig's nose and posing as a gourmet? Then wait until you're done! And why are you so shameless, we waited for your half-brain, why do you just drink by yourself! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and said with a smile

"Oops! Look at you, I'm a foodie at best, and I don't even dare to think of being a foodie! So stick the green onion in your nose! And why are you so uninteresting, as the saying goes, if you don't talk, don't laugh, don't be lively, don't drink rice soup and don't pee! I just want to add some atmosphere to our banquet, why are you in a hurry with me if you have nothing to do! This is to serve you! ”

The big guy laughed when he heard this, but he didn't expect Wang Jinbao to calm down, Liu Bin was unhurried, carefully took out a plastic bag from his backpack, and said with some embarrassment

"My family is poor! There are no agricultural products! Said that you are all rich or noble lords, and it is not uncommon to get tired of eating fruits, so in the morning my mother made cornmeal and made some nests, can you taste it? ”

As soon as the words fell, Xu Weiliang took it, half of the blink of an eye was gone, and then he picked up the slag that fell in the palm of his hand, and said excitedly

"It's all popular to eat whole grains now! This is a good thing, I only bought it before and ate it, but I haven't eaten it at home! It's so delicious! ”

Wang Jinbao took a bite of the nest head lightly, and sure enough, he ate the taste of his childhood, and then glanced at Liu Bin, thinking that you are the real master, and when he continued to comment, Shi Wentao grabbed the dried apricots in front of him and put them in front of Wang Jinbao

"My family is even poorer, and I don't even have a nest! Therefore, you can only take some apricots under the tree, and dry apricots to make the big guys, eat more fish and meat, and eat more and eat more, so that the stomach can be strengthened and eaten! See if there's any dust or anything in there, I'll blow it for you! Don't dare to put what you eat, Lord Wang, into the veterinarian shop! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"I'm sorry, I grew up playing with mud as a kid! Not like the flowers in your greenhouse! Eat some Saturn, and you will cover your stomach with your little foreign ink! ”