Shi Wentao sighed angrily, and then said with his eyes wide open

"Half a brain, even if you eat all the soil on the Loess Plateau, it won't be able to cover that bad stomach! You've been standing here for a long time, and when you came, you brought something delicious to everyone! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, pointed to his mouth and said with a smile

"My family is poor and has nothing to bring with me like a wash, so I only brought my mouth, wanting to make up the good things of the big guy and celebrate the New Year in advance!"

Shi Wentao glanced at it squintly, and then said in a strange manner

"Oops! This society is so crazy, the thin pig is hungry humming, and the fat pig is also hungry! It is true that your family is as poor as washing, but the water in your yard is splashed on the side of the road, and the sun shines golden and can blind the eyes of passers-by! Grab a handful, at least a gold bracelet, and two studs! You ran to us poor peasants and cried for poverty, I really don't know how you opened your mouth! ”

Xu Weiliang's eyes lit up when he heard this

"Why do you live in a gold mine?"

Shi Wentao snorted

"What's the point of opening a gold mine? People were millionaires decades ago! Known as the king million! Therefore, since childhood, I have developed the vice of taking advantage of us toiling people all day long, but I have an iron rooster that does not pull out a hair! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, pretended to be angry, said as he walked towards the bed, and then sat on Geng Buyue's bed

"Shi Wentao! Yes! Shi Wentao! Why don't you say that my family lived in the Forbidden City dozens of generations ago! Your ancestors stand next to my ancestors, play early all day long, and retreat from the dynasty without anything! And a few decades ago, it was a millionaire, and you are talking about the period of the Anti-Japanese War, the fiat currency of inflation! Besides, have you ever seen a shabby Wang million like me? But you don't want to look at people through the cracks in the door, look at people flat, don't forget that people are not poor, you eat and I watch, and I will never ask you to eat a bite, it should always be possible! I don't believe that if I don't eat your specialty snacks, I can starve my king to death!"

Geng Buyue found that Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao, a pair of happy enemies, began to fight again, so he quickly poured the juice into the oats, and said while mixing

"That's it! Living in a dormitory, we are all our own brothers, what yours and mine, since you brought it, it is the big guy's, otherwise how embarrassed to say, what is blessed and enjoys the same hardship! And Xu Weiliang hurriedly poured rice wine, the big guy quickly ate this, otherwise it will take a long time to mix, and the taste will not be good!"

Seeing this, Shi Wentao shook his head helplessly, strode over, and grabbed Wang Jinbao's arm

"That's it! A big man, how did he suddenly become a girl! You can't afford to make a joke, what else do you think you can do in the future? Now that the head of the house has spoken, let's leave quickly! Don't worry, no one is asking for money from you, the iron rooster! No one cares about you, Huang Shiren! ”

Wang Jinbao shook Shi Wentao away, grabbed the backpack on the bed, and said as he walked towards the table

"Hurry up and eat! I'm not as cheeky as you, I'm used to eating and drinking for nothing! Don't worry, even if my family is poor like washing, but we mountain people are kind, I will give the big guy to our family's Jiulong golden dates! Marshal Organic Mountain Yellow and Gong Pears from the Tang Dynasty brought them to the big guys and put them together for a belated National Day party! Unlike some people, take a few dried apricots that don't know that year, and come here to fool the brothers!"

Shi Wentao saw Wang Jinbao take the backpack again, returned to the table angrily, grabbed a handful of dried apricots and stuffed it into his mouth, and said angrily while sighing in an extremely exaggerated manner

"I'm so unkind, what can you do to me, what are you not convinced, I really can't come and bite me twice! Since you dislike my family's dried apricots, then you don't want to eat them, as if someone begged you to eat them!"

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, poured all the fruits in the schoolbag on the table, and then distributed them to the big guys, looked at Shi Wentao's extremely funny expression, deliberately took a bite of the pear, and looked at Shi Wentao and said

"Don't worry! Even if your dried apricots are boiled in noodle soup and sprinkled with sugar, I won't eat them! My rotten fruit is so fresh! It's better than you've ever been eaten by green-headed flies in the cesspool, or bumblebees in the manure pit!"

When Geng Buyue saw this, he gave each person a pair of chopsticks, and he couldn't say anything with a wry smile

"You two are tired, no! With so much delicious food, I can't stop your two stinky mouths!"

Xu Weiliang even boasted that he grabbed the rice wine jug and poured a full cup for everyone

"Hey! Because the conditions in the school are limited, otherwise it will taste more mellow if you drink it hot! However, this is home-brewed, and the degree is not as high as the degree of beer, and the taste is not very large, so you can drink it with confidence! I see that the two of them are also thirsty, so I will mention one, suggest that the big guys raise a glass together, wish the big guys a happy National Day, and by the way, let these two guys moisten their throats, and they will continue to perform cross talk for the big guys!"

As soon as the words fell, the big guys raised their glasses together and sent each other's blessings, Wang Jinbao looked at Shi Wentao's unhappy expression, and grabbed the dried apricots and stuffed them into his mouth

"Oops! I didn't expect such an unreliable person to take the dried apricots, and it tastes pretty good! It was actually Cao Xing!"

Shi Wentao glared, stuffed a date into his mouth, and after eating it by dividing it by two, he took another bite of the pear, and said with a wicked smile

"Why are you so embarrassed, didn't you say that flies and bumblebees have eaten them, and you don't like them? Aren't you afraid of food poisoning! But for a person like you who is not in tune, this Kowloon Golden Jujube on your back is okay! Seeing that you are so far away, carrying the pears from Shanggong, wouldn't you eat one, I'm so sorry for your little brother, a sincere heart!"

Liu Bin looked at this, ate a date, ate a dried apricot, and said unhurriedly while chewing

"Hey! The things that my uncle and aunt brought were all good things! But these two sons don't have a good thing! You two are really worthy of it, the pig laughs at the old eagle black, and the old eagle laughs at the pig without color! Such a good thing, it can't stop the two of you! Don't eat either of you, let's work hard and help you two dispose of it! No more!"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao said in unison

"The beauty of thought!"

The big guys laughed when they heard this, and then shared with each other the gifts that their parents had carefully prepared, until the familiar sound sounded on campus

"Ussuri's water!"

Shi Wentao immediately stood up

"Hurry up! Otherwise, our dormitory should be the first to the bottom again!"

Geng Buyue grabbed it

"Wait a minute! Let's sweep the snow in front of the door, clean up the table first, go inside the drawer, and say that our dormitory is not up to standard! When the time comes, I will be deducted from the dormitory points, and I should blame the dormitory chief!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and said while stuffing the fruit to his roommate

"Resolutely support the decision of the head of the house! Strictly enforce the orders of the head of the house! Wait for the head of the house to finish mopping the ground and go together!"

After cleaning up the table, everyone also made their beds, stood at the door and waited for Geng Buyue to finish mopping the ground, eating fruit and singing "I Offer Oil for the Motherland" and walked towards the classroom.