Chapter 3 Three Themselves
Cai Wenxi was stunned for a moment when she saw Xi Xi sitting on the chair, and then smiled: "Xi Xi, what are you doing sitting here?" ”
Yan Xi looked at her, and there was a hint of murder in her cold eyes, "Wait for someone who is destined." ”
It stands to reason that Cai Wenxi has been with Xixi for a long time and knows him very well, but she has never seen this kind of look, as if she has become another person, and the fear brought by strangeness makes her figure retreat slightly.
Cai Wenxi asked cautiously, "You won't be waiting for me, will you?" ”
"Coincidentally, I'm waiting for you."
"What are you waiting for me to do?" Cai Wenxi said with a smile, she now feels that she is still the same, only this spiritual guy can do such a strange thing.
Yan Xi watched Cai Wenxi walk up to him, like a lively and lovely elf, compared to her, he was an old tree covered with scars, and the huge sense of disparity made him feel angry, Yan Xi stared at Cai Wenxi viciously, and said gloomily: "Fortune telling." ”
"Get out!" Cai Wenxi said with a smile, intending to push him away.
As soon as she stretched out her hand, she was grabbed by Yan Xi, and then a huge force was transmitted to her whole body along her arm, Cai Wenxi felt that she was a small sailboat in the wind and waves at this moment, and she could be buried at the bottom of the sea at any time.
"You're hurting me. Let go! ”
"I refuse." Yan Xi said that he stood up, took his right foot as the axis, and put his other hand around Cai Wenxi's waist, his body turned, and the two switched places, Cai Wenxi sat on the chair, and the whole person was in a state of fog.
Cai Wenxi saw Yan Xi looking down at herself, probably because of the perspective, she felt that Yan Xi's eyes were full of aggression and wanted to possess herself. Then she saw Xi Xi kneeling on one knee in front of her, looking at each other, shy and nervous emotions occupied all of her, Xi Xi will not confess to me, but I only regard him as a good friend, how can I say that I can reject him considerately?
"Relax!" Yan Xi said, "Why are you so nervous, it will affect the inherent state of your hand prints and affect your judgment." Why are you so red? New cosmetics? ”
"Ah, it's nothing, look at it, I'm still busy." Cai Wenxi said with a red face, she didn't even have the courage to look at Yanxi, and she was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into. Isn't he good-looking? His hand has always been held in Yan Xi's hand and actively ignored it.
Yan Xi smiled, "It feels like you think I'm going to confess to you." Kneading Cai Wenxi's slender white hand, he continued, "I didn't prepare a gift, I'm not embarrassed. ”
"Oh." Cai Wenxi felt a little disappointed, she felt that maybe her vanity was at fault, after all, what beautiful girl doesn't like someone to confess to her.
Yan Xi got up suddenly, and the two people's faces were very close, so close that they could feel the airflow generated by each other's breathing.
Yan Xi said with a smile: "After my careful thinking, I found that you still have shortcomings in your life. ”
"What?" Cai Wenxi said nervously, and at the same time reached out to push Yanxi, he had already used a lot of strength, but the man in front of him seemed to be rooted in the ground and did not move. "Can you stay away from me. I'm scared. ”
"There's still one missing me." Yan Xi said, kissing Cai Wenxi on the lips hard.
Cai Wenxi was stunned for a moment, then struggled frantically, and finally broke free from Yan Xi's clutches, and there was still saliva on his mouth. She stood up, used all her strength, and slapped Yan Xi in the face.
"What are you doing! Believe it or not, I'll sue you for indecent assault. ”
Yan Xi looked at Cai Wenxi with an indifferent expression, in his eyes, the woman in front of him was ignorant and ordinary, and there was nothing that attracted him, he didn't understand how Xi Xi could like such a woman.
Cai Wenxi looked at Yan Xi, as if he was looking at an unknown alien creature, obviously he had just kissed himself, why did he seem to be very angry. It was me who was hurt, but it was my first kiss. She feels very aggrieved now, which reminds her of the puppy she saw on the side of the road when she was a child, bullied by a group of boys, so pitiful.
Cai Wenxi looked at Yan Xi for a moment. A burst of instinct from the woman, she crouched on the ground with her hands on her knees, buried her head very low, and whimpered clearly with incoherent body convulsions.
Yan Xi saw it in her eyes, and while there was no wave in her heart, she even wanted to laugh. Do little girls cry so much? But don't say it's fun.
Xi Xi has been watching from the sidelines, from the beginning of grabbing Cai Wenxi's hand, he became very nervous, for fear that Cai Wenxi would slap her, and then switch positions, grab her hand and rub it non-stop, and he was afraid that Cai Wenxi would slap her, and then close contact, he was also afraid that Cai Wenxi would slap her. finally kissed together, this slap finally came, and the stone in my heart fell.
Anyway, I only got a slap in the face, and I made a wave of blood.
Xi Xi looked at his other self with admiration in his eyes, my uncle, don't say it, it's awesome. In the future, you will be my eldest brother, once as the eldest brother, and for life as the eldest brother, please be worshiped by the younger brother.
Then Xi Xi saw Cai Wenxi squatting on the ground and crying aggrievedly, like a helpless kitten, without saying a word, he raised his leg according to Yan Xi's buttocks.
"Grass Nima! Who made you make her cry! ”
Yan Xi turned his back to Xi Xi, and was kicked forward directly by a sudden kick, coincidentally, it was Cai Wenxi in front of him.
With a scream, the two people went up and down and held awkwardly for 3 seconds in a pose that resembled a Japanese movie. Cai Wenxi didn't even dare to cry this time, for fear that the pervert in front of him would see that he was weak and take the next step towards himself.
"You're forcing me to kill you!" Xi Xi screamed, rushed over, pulled his body away from Cai Wenji, and rode on Yan Xi to hit him with a hammer. And Yan Xi's eyes were blank, lying on the ground like a dead man.
Cai Wenji saw the opportunity and got up quickly, and Pear Blossom ran downstairs with rain.
Blood began to spill from the eyes, nose, ears, and mouth of the body that was crushed under him.
I panicked, did I have such a fragile body, and I would bleed from a few punches.
"Yan Xi, you climb for Lao Tzu! What exactly did you do to my body? ”
The body still didn't react, and the blood slowly gathered at the back of the head to form a circle of blood, and a slight smell of blood permeated.
Xi Xi tried to use cardiac resuscitation to rescue, but just as he was about to do it, the hand that was originally placed on his body and face easily passed through, and only when the mind did not exist, it could not indirectly affect the substance.
Yan Xi is gone, could it be that he kicked Yan Xi out of this body directly with a kick just now? Xi Xi thought, but he quickly rejected the idea, if Yan Xi left his body, he would definitely beat himself up in the form of a thought immediately.
"It's not like I'm going to kick him to death." Xi Xi said, calling Yan Xi's name loudly to the surroundings, and at the same time contemplating the image of Yan Xi in his mind.
It's not useful.
Seeing that he was really about to say goodbye to the material world, he imitated the plot of a classical Chinese ghost movie, and the thinking body and the real body made the same movements, slowly overlapping together.
That feeling is very wonderful, as if the warm water caresses every cell in the body from the inside out, and it makes people involuntarily make a ** sound.
"Ahh
At the moment when Xi Xi was about to completely merge with his body, he suddenly felt a huge pressure from his body head-on, the force was very large and scattered, acting inside and outside the body, like a plastic bottle to hold two bottles of water.
"Could it be that Yanxi is also in my body!" Xi Xi said in horror, "It's not going to blow my body up." ”
"Who the let you in!" Yan Xi roared angrily, squeezing his thoughts hard.
"Don't squeeze!" He felt like he was about to be crushed into a piece of paper. "Isn't it like I'm seeing myself bleeding from my seven orifices, seeing that I can't live, and a dead horse should be a live horse doctor."
"Treat your uncle!" Yan Xi scolded, squeezing the awkward thinking space with all his might.
In the end, the embarrassed thinking body was squeezed into a pancake, occupying one-fifth of the body, Yan Xi accounted for two-fifths, and the two of them were curious at the same time, where did the remaining two-fifths go?
At this time, another voice came from the body, "Independent bridge head glass of wine, ask the drunk sky to live up to the qing." The old man is embarrassed, called Qianyuan, and the two of them can call me Mr. Qianyuan. ”
"Dive into your uncle's abyss! Why is this my body, I only have one-fifth, and you two are left half, it's not fair, it's so unfair. He said bitterly, I really want to draw a circle and curse these two guys.
Yan Xi was very respectful, bowed to the old man, and said: "Mr. Qianyuan is polite, Xiaosheng Yanxi, meet Mr. Qianyuan, it is Xiaosheng's honor to have the honor to share a body with Mr. Qianyuan, there are many vulgarities, and I hope Mr. Qianyuan will forgive me." ”
Qianyuan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay. He looked at Xi Xi again, smiled and said, "Little boy, I see that you have some aura, are you willing to worship the old man as a teacher." ”
Xi Xi looked at the abyss suspiciously, and then glanced at Yan Xi, this guy looked at himself indifferently, always like a dead mother.
"Not interested. I said, two masters, can you control your body first, don't you have a feeling of being carried away? ”
Yan Xi looked at him like an idiot and turned his head.
Qianyuan walked up to Xi Xi with a smile, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "You know the thinking universe and the material universe, right?" Nodding his head, Qianyuan continued, "If the material universe is compared to a container, the thinking universe is a kind of substance that exists in this container, and the only constraint of the container on matter is capacity. The infinite nature of the material universe dissolves the capacity of the thinking universe. But the human body is different, and the first thing to consider when any thinking creature that has existed in the material universe enters the human body is the problem of capacity. Now that the three of us exist in one body at the same time, it is impossible to control one body, can you understand that? ”
"That is to say, three computers control a hero at the same time, and there is no way to operate it at all." Xi Xi saw Qianyuan's puzzled gaze and explained: "A computer game, League of Legends, have you heard of it?" My Sword Saint Thief Show, 320 wins rate of 61%, is it unscrupulous? ”
Qianyuan ignored him and continued: "Since you understand what you mean, have you thought of any way? ”
Xi Xi didn't think about it and said: "It's okay for three people to take turns to play, one person can also watch each other's operations and learn." ”
"What else?"
"And whatever!" Confused, pondered for a while, and said: "Don't do one to make a big keyboard, three people can press at the same time, one tube to insert the eye, one tube to put skills, and one tube to move?" ”
Qianyuan nodded, then shook his head again, and said, "That's pretty much what it means. Little boy, you have to know one thing. The mind is material only when it encounters a container, and if we do not consider the human body as a container, it is immaterial. ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's that there is no volume, no mass, no material properties in the material universe."
Xi Xi scratched his head, still didn't understand, he glanced at Yan Xi, this guy was looking at himself with disdain, Xi Xi suddenly couldn't control his little temper, raised his leg and kicked Yan Xi in the stomach.
"You laugh with me at Nima's smile!"
Then he trotted and hid behind the abyss, revealing only one head, grinning at Yan Xi like a vicious dog.
Seeing that Qianyuan had no intention of dodging, Yan Xi bowed to the old man with interest, took a few steps back, and at the same time glared at Xi Xi viciously, and made a gesture to wipe his neck at him.
Relying on someone to support him, he scolded angrily: "The surname Yan, what the do you mean? Xi Xi quietly turned his head to look at the abyss, and found that the old man was looking at him with a smile, shaking his head slightly, signaling himself not to be too doggy.
Xi Xi pursed his lips and scolded in his heart: You are not a good thing, the bastard of the dove occupies the magpie's nest.
"This time I will spare your dog's life, don't let me see you next time, do you hear?"
"Alright, almost." Qianyuan said, reaching out and holding the clumsy collar, putting him in front of him, he said: "It's actually very easy to wake you up, I can build a thinking channel, connecting material thinking and virtual thinking, only one person needs to control your body, and other people can enter the virtual mind, which is your imagination space." There is another way, the three of us merge with each other and become a whole, which is 1, which can also achieve the previous effect, but it will take a long time and chance. ”
Xi Xi didn't understand a little, "Isn't the fusion of three people still the capacity of three people?" Does controlling a body feel crowded? ”
Qianyuan shook his head with a smile and said: "You still don't understand what I mean, thinking creatures are immaterial, you can treat it as a 1, a human body can only hold a 1, and now the three of us are 3 in it, and after fusion, it becomes 1 again." Got it? ”
Xi Xi suddenly realized, "I see." So 3 put it into a body, will it blow up the body? ”
"No, it's also immaterial, now the three of us exist in one body at the same time, you look around, there's nothing but darkness. We call the present space a dark prison, in which we can only slightly perceive the contact between the container and the material universe. Nothing can be done. ”
"Why are you still able to open up a channel of thought?"
"Because I'm amazing. How about it, little boy, now the apprentice is still in a hurry, and there is no such shop in this village. Qian Yuan said, slowly raising his arms and pointing his fists at the sky.
Xi Xi imagined that there would be some kind of awesome heaven and earth in a foreign land, however, the old man's fist only stretched out two middle fingers, and a faint, almost nothingness light appeared above Xi Xi's head, enveloping his whole body, like teleportation, and it was gone with a swish.
Yan Xi was standing not far away, and when she saw Qianyuan looking at her, she hurriedly walked over and bowed.
Qianyuan said: "Three years, what happens after that, you can decide for yourself." ”
Saying that, another beam of light fell, falling in front of the abyss, compared to the awesome fireflies, this pillar of light was like a bright moon, illuminating the entire space, and the abyss stepped into the pillar of light, and the figure dissipated.
Yan Xi finally took a look at the darkness around her and slowly closed her eyes.
The dark prison disappeared, Yan Xi felt his body, as if he had melted into this body for the first time, his senses were extremely keen, and there was liquid being sent into his body along his veins, there was no pain, it should be glucose or sodium chloride. Someone is whispering, hearing has not yet recovered, not very real, and a pair of warm hands are holding themselves, who could it be?