Wang Jinbao panicked directly when he heard this, just about to take Xu Weiliang and Wang Bao to catch himself, seize this last ray of life, as long as he can run to Wang Bao's bed, then even if it is a grasshopper after autumn, at least he can jump for a while, but when he just got up, he was pointed to his forehead by Xu Weiliang, no matter how much strength he exerted, but he couldn't move, and then he reacted that his grasshopper after autumn was not a grasshopper in early autumn, but a grasshopper that turned yellow in early winter, not a grasshopper that could not be jumped for a few days. But the time of death came, but he threw himself from the bed and fell directly on the concrete floor, not to fall into a powder fracture, and at least a few plaster casts, so he grabbed the handrail next to the bed, and begged bitterly

"Oops! Ladies and gentlemen! I know it's wrong! Please spare me! In the future, I will contract the dormitory sanitation alone, you can see if it will work! ”

Xu Weiliang pressed his forehead and said with a wicked smile

"You'll know it's wrong! Sorry for being late! We all have long hands, did your teacher not teach you when you went to kindergarten, and did you do your own things? Therefore, sweeping the floor is exempt, and today next year, we will collectively sweep your grave! ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun immediately took over the conversation, and said with an extremely excited smile

"That's right! Tomorrow today, we will collectively go to sweep your grave, I know that you like to mess with flowers and grass the most, when the time comes, I will pay out of my own pocket to buy all kinds of chrysanthemums and roses for you, decorate the grave with flowers, let the flower fairy serve you, and be a veritable merry ghost! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, although his lungs were about to explode at this moment, but now that he was a swordman, he had no choice but to show weakness and beg for mercy, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Thank you for your kindness! As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, so raise your noble hand and let me waste a few years of air! I promise that from now on, you will let me go west, and I promise that I will not know where the east side is! It's almost time! Let's get dressed and go! If you're late for the first day, that's not good! Do you think I'm right? ”

At this time, I saw Wang Baole looking at it, Wang Jinbao was extremely funny, making people see angry, hateful and pitiful, and said with a gloating smile

"Oops! You're not known as the King of Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth, are you? Is the beak harder than a duck's beak? How did you become so well-behaved today, and you can actually speak human words! It's not easy! ”

Shi Wentao saw that these guys started chatting, and he was afraid that Wang Jinbao's heart would be softened by what he said in a few words, so he glared at Wang Bao fiercely, made a color, and pretended to be angry

"Lao Huang, standing there with a hippie smile, is it watching the monkey? This slut's head has been controlled by Er Liang, you can go directly now, just lift your legs and throw Li down! ”

Wang Bao smiled evilly, and said as he walked towards Wang Jinbao's feet

"Look at what you're saying, this is much better than playing monkey!"

After speaking, he grabbed Wang Jinbao's leg, but this guy grabbed the steel pipe on the armrest of the bed, Xu Weiliang just desperately lifted it up, but he couldn't lift it alive, so he angrily said to Zhang Zhaochun, who was standing next to him and smirking

"Lao Shaan, have you laughed enough? Are your hands born to only grab women's hands? Hurry up and break his hand off the steel pipe! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared at him and said as he walked towards the bed

"That's it! Don't think that everyone thinks the same as you, seeing spiced pig's trotters can be associated with, a pair of slender jade hands! Brother, I am a leaf in the flowers, and I don't stick to it! Now I'm not interested in little girls, holding their hands is like holding their hands with my right hand, and I don't feel it at all! ”

Xu Wei rolled his eyes angrily and said directly

"No wonder you've been doing things that are worse than pigs and dogs, it turns out that you're an outlier! Since your little girl's hand is not interested, then wait to see this slut and throw it off the bed, and when it is over, I will take you to our pig house, and by the way, bring our old sow to conceive a piglet! ”

Zhang Zhaochun rolled his eyes angrily, grabbed Wang Jinbao's hand and said

"Your old sow is too old! If it's your daughter-in-law, this favor is out of buddy anger, I promise to help you well! ”

At this time, Shi Wentao, Geng Buyue and Liu Bin slowly retreated, Wang Jinbao saw this, and thought that it was over, he thought that these guys would catch themselves below, and the biggest situation was over, that is, they were pressed on the bed and suffered a little flesh and skin, but they didn't expect these guys to kill themselves and prepare to end themselves in this place, so they kept breaking their fingers with Zhang Zhaochun, and pleaded bitterly

"Oops! Ladies and gentlemen! You're really throwing me down! It's a bit too much! Wrong! It's not a little too much, but it's directly in the blatant grass to ignore human life! What a crime! Mr. Geng, I'm the brother who sleeps on your top bunk! You can't die without help! ”

Unexpectedly, Geng Buyue smiled faintly, and then said coldly

"I thought you were the brother who slept on my top bunk! In order to thank you for your special care for me for more than a year! I can't be saved! And don't you often say that the short is life, and the long is tribulation? Now our brothers will help you overachieve! ”

When Wang Jinbao was about to refute, Shi Wentao suddenly said with a wicked smile

"Brothers! Others play heartbeat, let's play heartache today! Although there is too much reluctance in my heart, but in order to realize the injustice of my brother, early death and early transcendence, I count one, two, three! The two of you are throwing it on top, and the four of us are ready to collect the corpses below! ”

Wang Jinbao heard this, his heart was half cold, thinking that this was a typical nothing, now he was going to play with himself thoroughly, just when he was about to give up resistance, everything was handed over to fate, suddenly remembered that the old man in the village said a fifty or sixty-year-old uncle, the reason why everyone called him wolf leftovers, because when he was young, he played alone in the ditch, and was bitten by the wolf in the face, because it hurt too much to take the initiative to hug the wolf's waist, when the wolf was running back, he met an uncle in the same village who was chopping wood, and beat him from the wolf's mouth with a flat pole, and rescued him, But since then, his face has left two lines of obvious traces of wolf bites, thinking of this, he thinks that when the wolf knows that people are in pain, they will take the initiative to hug its waist, then the lowest pain point on the human body is the ears, otherwise it is impossible for women, and they like to pull men's ears when they have nothing to do, so his first choice is Geng Buyue, because he is the tallest, as long as they really throw down, then grab his ears to see if he is important to protect his ears or bully others, but he has not thought about it yet, How to grab Geng Buyue's ears, Shi Wentao said directly

"One, two, three! Throw! "繶䂕N୎ᰠ⩲㩧晎䭜ᴠg끥节ⱻN・䵑㦍֖ژȰ