Chapter 380: The Slipper Battle in the Dormitory
Wang Bao looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely irritable eyes, wrapped himself in the quilt, and leaned against the corner of the wall with a helpless face
"Oops! It seems that he is really sick, such a good time to sleep, it is not good to die in bed, what are you doing jumping up and down here! I really think of myself as a monkey! I've taken you guys of neuroses! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it and said with an unusually smug smile
"Very well behaved! The smartest people will choose neutrality at this moment! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Shi Wentao and Liu Bin, each carrying a slipper, standing beside Wang Bao's bed, and roared angrily
"Looks like you're tired of it! Dare to openly provoke our bottom line! Come down and see what my two beds look like! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled, pursed his lips and said
"You think I'm a three-year-old child! Come down to a few of you, if you don't count the two hundred and six fast bones on my body, it won't be normal! ”
Shi Wentao sneered, put his slippers on the steel pipe on the edge of the bed, and patted them fiercely
"If you don't come down, I promise you with my personality that not only will I count your two hundred and six bones, but I will also peel off your cheap skin alive to make a stool and put it in the exhibition hall! Tell the world that to be a good person is to be a good person, to be a good person, to be a good person! Don't be like you, the living person is not a ghost or a ghost, and you do things that harm others and yourself all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao snorted, thinking sorry, although there are many in history, about Zhu Yuanzhang in order to punish **, peeled off the skin of the previous corrupt official, spread it on the chair of the next one, and always reminded her of honesty and self-discipline and governing for the people, but unfortunately you are the same as me, a future farmer and a famous worker, but you really dare to think about anything, the most important thing is to dare to say anything, so he said with a disdainful smile
"That's it! Please save your energy, don't run the train here with your mouth full, don't say that yin and yang are only separated by a layer of paper, people will be around the place where they have lived for three years after death, until the third anniversary has passed, they will go to the underworld to report, so people and ghosts are just one breath, you don't make up nonsense here to fool people, take 10,000 steps back and say, don't you have every soul in this world is half human and half ghost! If you get too close, no one can see it! So don't worry about what I'm going to live like, just worry about your own affairs first! May I ask if you have done less to harm others and benefit yourself? When you talk about others, think about yourself first! ”
As a result, before Shi Wentao could refute, he didn't expect Liu Bin to say with a faint smile
"Jinbao, come down quickly! Don't worry, we won't beat you or bully you! You see, it's almost time, hurry down and clean up the dirt and wood chips from the three of us beds, and this thing will never happen! You see I'm so honest, I've never lied to you! I swear to you! What a look! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking to himself Of course I know that you are an honest person, but I also know that honest people often do earth-shattering things! And your kid is not naïve, and you want to fool me with a preface, do you really think that I am in the stage of a three-year-old child except for my age, I really wear such thick glasses, and I will directly obey you, coax! Lie! Tempt! Work! I actually played with my brother, the trick of swearing to the sky, buddy, I'm afraid you really think too much, don't forget what I do, brother, what do I do, men swear to girls to the sky, the purpose is well known to everyone, under normal circumstances, girls will disarm and surrender, in general, the two will both return home as husband and wife, there is one more unmarried mother in the world, then the boy and the boy swear to the sky, the result is only one, if you don't die, you will have to die half of you, because if you don't hate you to the bones, who is willing to gamble with God with their own net worth, So he didn't even think about it
"I'm sorry, I'm not available! If you don't feel dirty, clean it up now, and if you don't feel dirty, come back at noon and sleep on it! It's a dime to do with me, and I haven't slept with you all anyway! ”
As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao and Liu Bin, because they were standing barefoot on the ground, and they were afraid that the bed board would be crushed, so they couldn't help it, and the four slippers flew towards Wang Jinbao with their brushes in unison, but after all, he was standing on the bed, and the long legs were not just to run fast, so he immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and ran to Zhang Zhaochun's upper bunk with an arrow step, which was originally on the bed board where the suitcase was placed, and Wang Bao became an innocent victim, two slippers were caught by him, and the other two slippers hit the guy's head directly, and he stood up angrily. smashed the slippers hard at Liu Bin and Shi Wentao, and said angrily
"Are you blind in both eyes? Do you have such a bully as you? What are you doing beating me up, do you think I'm a bully, you guys try it, are these broken slippers comfortable? ”
As a result, the slippers that Wang Bao threw down were grabbed by the two guys on the ground, and Shi Wentao said with a happy smile while walking towards the bed where Wang Jinbao was
"The slippers don't have eyes, if you ask me, then I'll ask who to go!"
As a result, before Shi Wentao and Liu Bin arrived, Geng Buyue also went to the ground to pick up slippers on the ground, and Zhang Zhaochun was even more exaggerated, carrying a pair of slippers in both hands, gritting his teeth with hatred
"Run! Aren't you going to make a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace? May I ask what weapons do you have now with your bare hands, except for your thin arms and legs like hemp sticks! ”
Wang Jinbao found that he was blocked in a dead corner, and it was impossible to jump into his bed, just about to go back again, when he used Wang Bao's shield, he didn't expect eight slippers to fly towards him, he protected his head with one hand, and threw it down with one hand, but when he just threw the slippers, he turned around and found that Wang Bao and Xu Weiliang were standing behind him, Xu Weiliang said with a wicked smile
"Aren't you the Monkey King? Hurry up and pull a life-saving monkey hair on your neck! But I can tell you responsibly, even if the gods descend to earth, then it won't be you! Because today is your end! ”
Wang Bao was even more annoying, and Wang Jinbao farted, and the stock was a kick, and then said in a weird way
"Have you ever seen martial arts, and it says never leave your back to others? And I'm weird, people often say bare fart, fight wolves, bold and not ashamed! You said that you wear a pair of pants, and you don't feel disgusting when you jump up and down, isn't it uncomfortable? ”
As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao and the others smoked at each other, and said with a wicked smile
"You two don't have to talk nonsense with him, he's just disgusting and, it's disgusting to be raw! You two just throw him off the bed! If you can't die, you will cripple him! Let him bully people all day long! "繶䂕Nᰠ⩲㩧晎䭜ᴠg끥节ⱻN・䵑㦍֖ژȰ