Chapter 160: The Special Functions of Clothes and Quilts

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely

"Let your one hundred and twenty hearts! My quilt has worked! Let's think about what to do with your cotton balls! ”

I didn't want to bring Shi Wentao over, looked at the quilt that Wang Jinbao spread on the bed, and said with a sense of superiority on his face

"What's that? You're a monkey brother who is also called successful? It's too naΓ―ve! Do you know what it means to be horizontal and vertical? You're just just thinning, and there's no trace of a vertical three-part fold! The horizontal fifth part of the fold is gone, hurry up and come back in the morning according to my brother, and fold it like you taught! As for my brother, I won't bother you, but I am also a closed disciple of Instructor Jiang, don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, my brother's quilt tomorrow, he Instructor Jiang will not be used as a model quilt, at least I have to report and praise it! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, his heart was cold to his heels, thinking that whether you report praise or criticism, I have a relationship with my brother and I have a woolen relationship, but as soon as I find your grandson, my brother and I have only taken the first step in the long march, so he said extremely irritably

"That's it! All right! Hurry up and do what you want to do! Look at you and I asked, how many words did you say like a chatterbox? I'm too busy to talk to you here! ”

Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, and then hummed a small song to turn the edges and corners of the quilt that had been formed, one by one with his fingernails, Wang Jinbao blew his beard and stared at his eyes, slowly tossing while recalling what Shi Wentao taught in the morning.

Soon it was dinner time in the afternoon, and when I came back after eating, except for Zhang Zhaochun in the dormitory, everyone else was tossing the quilt on the bed, until the lights were about to go out, Zhang Zhaochun hummed a little song, and walked in slowly.

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao asked extremely puzzled

"Hey! Lao Shaanxi! What are you doing with the quilt in the cabinet! ”

Zhang Zhaochun turned around and smiled very strangely

"If you don't put it in the cabinet, if the student will check the dormitory at night and find that you don't cover the quilt, you will have to talk for a long time!"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and asked

"Isn't it Saturday? The student union doesn't check the dormitory! You put the quilt in the cupboard, what do you cover at night! ”

I saw Zhang Zhaochun relieved, lying on the bed with one butt, kicking his shoes with both feet, grabbing the leather jacket and covering his head

"It's not cold these days, it's a little hot to cover the quilt, I'll cover a leather jacket!"

Wang Jinbao took a look when he heard this, and found that the big guys were pinching their noses, their eyes were closed tightly, and they began to brew sleep, and then smiled politely

"Oh! I see! Then hurry up and go to bed! Tomorrow there will be military training! ”

The next morning, the dormitory lights were not turned on, and some people had already begun to get up and toss the quilt, Wang Jinbao slept until the people in the dormitory washed their faces and began to eat breakfast, only to get up slowly, and put on their clothes very reluctantly.

Suddenly remembered that Zhang Zhaochun put the quilt in the cabinet in order to cope with the inspection, took a look at the toiletries that had been folded with great difficulty, put the washbasin on the shelf, went to the water room to wash his face, wiped it with his sleeves while walking, and returned to the dormitory A few of them just came back from dinner, and were tossing the quilt and sheets.

Wang Jinbao saw this and took a look, he couldn't wait to pick up the quilt and throw it out of the window, so he said irritably

"Are you sick? A broken quilt was tossed for a day yesterday, why is it still tossing now?"

Liu Bin smiled faintly, pinched every edge and corner of the quilt on the outside while padding his toes, and said without hurrying

"There are still a few minutes to go to the playground to gather for military training, anyway, idle is idle, quickly pinch the outside side again, and stand below to see when checking, although it is not as good-looking as Lao Shaanxi, but at least it looks like a tofu block!"

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly when he heard this, thinking that such an honest and honest person under heavy pressure would actually become cheating and slippery, it seems that the environment has a really big impact on a person, and he took a look at his quilt, even if it is not better than Lao Shaanxi's, than Liu Bin's quilt, it is not 108,000 miles, it is also 85,000 miles, but the measurement standard of tofu blocks is millimeters, since people who are stronger than themselves are running desperately, what qualifications do they have to take a figure-eight step, and continue to widen the distance in the back.

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly and reluctantly stood on tiptoe, slowly pinching the quilt water chestnut on the outside, and said with a smile

"Alas! As the saying goes, goods have to be thrown away, people have to die more than people, not to mention anything else, just from the quilt, you have thrown me out of the street for several streets, but instead of stopping, you took off your shoes, ready to throw me out of outer space, so that I can be embarrassed, you can't be a little merciful! Don't forget we're in a dormitory! ”

Shi Wentao heard that it was about to be folded here, and it was close to Zhang Zhaochun's standard quilt, so he gently brushed it, and then arranged the sheets flat, stood in front of the bed with his hands on his waist, and said confidently while twisting his buttocks

"Oops! There is nothing wrong with this tofu cube, it is simply perfect! The craftsmanship is good, and there is no way! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, looked at his villainous appearance, and pursed his lips angrily

"That's it! You can just fold it into tofu or into gold bricks! But after all, it's still a broken quilt, and it's perfect! You think you've carved a Naes! But don't forget, no matter how gorgeous the clothes and how expensive the quilt is, you can never get rid of the ugliness! Suck the fart! Smell the fate of the smelly feet! Therefore, you don't twist your waist anymore, if it is twisted, then you will be scrapped as a man! ”

Shi Wentao glared fiercely

"Hey! You kid really can't be helped! I don't want to say a word to you now, as for whether my waist will be twisted, you don't have to worry about this, let's think about how I passed the inspection first! I'll go first, you fold your quilt slowly! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, pinched the quilt in his hand, and said with an extremely disdainful smile

"Let your heart go one hundred and twenty, and kill people more than you want! I'll go with you, I'll see what Jiang Xiaoyu can do to me today! Anyway, I just have one principle, so as to respond to all changes! ”

Shi Wentao shook his head helplessly

"Hey! Now I finally understand what it means to be a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water! ”