Wang Jinbao ate the quilt in front of him, which was skinier than preserved eggs, causing his cowhide to blow up and lose face, so that these two boys saw the jokes, and they wanted to tear it directly, but the quilt was innocent, saying a thousand things and ten thousand, or his skills were not as good as others, so he glared fiercely

"Don't rejoice too soon, don't forget! Only when I get out of the water do I know that my feet are muddy, today I will not clean up this quilt properly, and I will not be called Wang Jinbao from now on! ”

Geng Buyue glared at him with extreme disdain and said in a mocking tone

"That's it! Don't open your mouth and shut up a Wang Jinbao, everyone knows that your name is Wang Jinbao! Don't blow the cowhide louder than the whistle all day long! Don't forget to speak softly and make things harder! Than you can say a basket of nonsense! Clichés! Big words are a hundred times stronger! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, thinking that today Lao Tzu still doesn't believe in this evil, a broken quilt, others can fold it, don't let them be worse, I really think that Lao Tzu was born to be funny, born to be a clown's life, all day long only caring about pleasing others, living with no dignity at all, so a quilt was pulled away, kneeling on it a fist smashed one by one, and then the knees were not idle, also a knee print after a knee print, from left to right from top to bottom toss, thirsty to drink Pepsi, Sweat down and wipe it with the quilt, tossing for almost two hours, the original cotton quilt, became hard, she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this, and after lying on the quilt for a while of laughter, she said very excitedly

"Oops! Although the brand new duvet cover was rubbed for me! Twist! Pinch a set of combination punches down, and it will soon become a rag! But brother, I finally managed to take you down! Let you give me the skin again! ”

Suddenly, Shi Wentao walked into the dormitory, looked at Wang Jinbao's ecstatic appearance, and said with a wicked smile

"The dormitory has just been out of two hundred and five, why is there another crazy person now! What's the matter, is it really like they said, there is a problem with feng shui in our dormitory, it seems that we have to quickly find a feng shui gentleman to take a good look, otherwise this place will not be able to live, and if you don't get it, you will die! ”

Wang Jinbao instantly seemed to eat meat and buns, and ate the live maggots, sat up with a swish, and said with round eyes

"Why did you just go out of the school infirmary, got a rabies vaccine, and the doctor said that it was so bad that Wang Jinbao will die soon, find Mr. Feng Shui to show you a cemetery!"

Shi Wentao glared fiercely, and his face was longer than a donkey's face

"Half a brain! Who are you scolding for dying? Believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth off and hang it on the south wall to dry it into persimmons?"

Wang Jinbao smiled with extreme disdain

"Whoever you scold is two hundred and five, then who will scold you for dying? If you say that whoever loses his mind and goes crazy, then he will curse you to hang up quickly! Haven't you heard that the guests come with good food and wine, and the animals come with sticks! Don't forget that you hurt people first, so you can't say anything about it! ”

Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, and then said with some confusion

"Oops! I'll take you! I've seen picking up money! Pick up the leak! Pick up ingots! There was also a time when I met someone with a neck stretched out like a rooster picking up and scolding! I said Zhang Zhaochun two hundred and five, what does it have to do with you?"

Wang Jinbao smiled coldly

"That's it! You are either half of this person's brain, or that person's nerves, and now you actually start to scold people directly, according to your meaning, the whole world understands people with your two heads! And I'm surprised, you are so smart, a person with a brain called cloud computing, how did you learn to fold quilts once, and when you come back, you fold it for a long time, why is it that no one Zhang Zhaochun is good yet?"

I saw Shi Wentao sneering, then glared at Zhang Zhaochun's quilt fiercely, and said sarcastically

"Oops! Say for a long time, do you think this was folded by him? Let's not say that he is in heat all day long, like a little bull in heat all day long, with only a girl's ass in his eyes, just from the appearance of his pig's head and pig brain, he can complete such a complex and difficult operation! You're probably putting too much gold on his face! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that your uncle is simply mean, isn't it that other people's quilts are better than you, you can't wait to put all the zodiac on other guys, can you be a little kinder, and then said a little irritably

"Okay, your Zhang Zhaochun cow has a pig's head on it, and after completing such a difficult project, according to your meaning, this quilt should be able to be folded by you! Now that my quilt has been tossed thin by me, please fold me a quilt like Zhang Zhaochun, let me also see how you complete such a complex project like a genius! ”

Shi Wentao squinted his eyes and glanced at it

"What good things do you kid think about all day long! Didn't the teacher tell you when you were in kindergarten that you should do your own thing! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that you want to shoot Journey to the West with a burning stick in your hand, you think that the Dinghai God Needle is your embroidery needle, and the skills are not as good as people's hearts, and the big guys understand, but you obviously just crawled out of the cigarette tube, but you still don't admit that you are black, so you gritted your teeth and smiled bitterly

"Hey! I'm really sorry! When I was a child, my family was poor, and I didn't go to kindergarten when I grew up playing with urine, so I didn't hear anything, and others did my own things. Then could you please teach me a little bit about the secret of folding quilts? ”

Shi Wentao glared and said with some irritation

"Alright, I'm too lazy to tell you half a head! Zhang Zhaochun's quilt was not folded by him at all, but by Meng Junhong! ”

Wang Jinbao instantly sat down on the quilt, looking at the quilt he had been thinking about for a long time, thinking that it seemed that the big guy still had a certain basis for calling him a thief Lao Shaan, and his brain was better than others, otherwise there were so many people in the class, why was he the only one who would think of asking for foreign aid, and it was free foreign aid, but he was thinking about it wrong, so he said with some wonder

"What are you kidding, the veteran is not the nanny he hired, it is impossible for more than two years, get up early and noon every day, come and fold the quilt for him! And what does this kid think, isn't he afraid of being discovered by the instructor, and he will directly practice as a typical practice half to death?"

Shi Wentao let out a long sigh, and then said extremely helplessly

"I said that you kid has a small brain capacity and can't make brain teasers, and I don't believe it! May I ask who you have seen, it has been two years to help people fold a quilt, and I wonder, why haven't you grown at all with such a good brain! As for the question you asked that was discovered by the instructor, I only know that his mantra is that life is like a roller coaster, and the excitement is a while! So I can only regret to say, I'm sorry for this, only God knows! Let's think about your own quilt first and prepare what to do! ”