How familiar is this paragraph? You're too professional, aren't you? ……

This was a heavy blow, and the incomparable frustration was ravaging Gu Ran's strong self-esteem. She felt that she had been fooled, that she had been fooled by someone else's use of a historical diplomatic terminology, and that she had been stupid enough to carry shoes and make soy sauce for others. What's going on?

Jin Shaoze, I want to teach you a good lesson!

Gu Ran replied to his usual strong and arrogant posture, and was about to knock out a shocking text to reply. I saw Jin Shaoze's reply again: "I'm sorry, the email just now was sent to the wrong person." Hello Gu Ran, of course I remember you. Hehe, did you get the girl you said last time? Anyway, it's really surprising that you can write a girl! ”

What's the same thing? Girls? Big guys? Is it sulfuric acid in your brain, or nitric acid in my eyes?

Gu Ran felt that his world had completely collapsed, and everything walked to the depths of hell according to a crazy trajectory. A kind of crazy emotion, endlessly polishing her crazy thoughts.

"Jin Shaoze!" She completely forgot that she was in an Internet café, completely ignored how many people were next to her, and completely ignored the image of all the girls in room 333. Burst out, right now! She shouted hysterically:

"Jin Shaoze! You liar! I'm at odds with you! Gu Ran stood up on the spot, completely forgetful, completely ignoring the existence of the whole world, she only felt that the volume of her voice had reached the limit. Vent, it's a pleasure to vent! It doesn't get much better than that! Okay! That's the kind of effect you want!

The entire Internet café was stunned, everyone was surprised, and hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at Gu Ran in this crazy state with incredible eyes.

Vixen, is that how it was made?

Silence, deathly silence, everyone fell silent, like statues...... Time and space seemed to freeze at that moment.

In this moment of silence, a tall and thin boy slowly stood up in front of the computer opposite Gu Ran, and looked at Gu Ran blankly: "Big fat girl, ah no, this sister, why are you calling me...... I don't seem to know you! ”

Gu Ran was stunned for a moment, and even his eyes were dull.

It's him!

What the??? Am I fat? Gu Ran suddenly went crazy.

Jin Shaoze had an innocent expression on his face, and looked at Gu Ran with a very innocent look.

"It's you!" Gu Ran was already furious! She almost skipped the computer in front of her and strangled this beast to death.

Jin Shaoze stretched his shoulders helplessly, and said helplessly: "Fat girl, girl...... I don't remember if I ever soaked you! ”

Gu Ran really couldn't bear it anymore, okay, the woman didn't move her mouth, girl, I'll let you know today what black humor is! Gu Ran hugged his shoulders, as if he was a real shrew scolding the street, and deliberately shouted in a fluent Tianjin-style Mandarin: "What are you pretending?" Why were you still emailing me just now, and you forgot about it? Do you see clearly? I'm Gu Ran!? "Tianjin people always like to bring a word when they speak, this Gu Ran is really ruthless. I also deliberately emphasized the word Ma in my hometown, which made people sound like they were rude. It only provoked the whole Internet café to laugh!

Jin Shaoze slapped his head suddenly, he simply: "Huh? Are you Gu Ran? Yes! …… This one...... Chubby, I'm sorry! ”

"You're sick, aren't you? A fat chick, a gentleman? Did you show me clearly? Is Lao Tzu a woman? Not a man? Do you look at people? I'm so beautiful, generous, cute, and elegant, a girl, how much like a man! Gu Ran returned to his usual tone, but he still looked angry.

Jin Shaoze looked embarrassed, and hurriedly apologized: "Yes, yes, your name is Gu Ran." I shook your hand. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I forgot your name! I'm so embarrassed just now! I'm sorry. ”

Gu Ran saw his embarrassment, and his heart was full of anger, seeing that all the people were looking at him, he felt that he had lost his identity as a literary and artistic young man in such a mess today! Ah! I'm a lady! It's a lady! How can you do such a thing that has lost your conscience and left no morality! What else am I going to do when this gets out! The image of our 333 dormitory has been ruined by me!

At this moment, if you use an idiom to describe the expression on Gu Ran's face, it is green and yellow.

There were all sorts of strange thoughts flooding her head, and she was about to explode in her head.

Seeing that Jin Shaoze kept apologizing to Gu Ran, he walked around. Everyone in the Internet café couldn't help but smile, this young man is very bullish B, this kind of tough woman can also soak, master!! Not only is it a master, it is simply a master among masters!

Gu Ran saw that he was about to walk in front of him, and when he saw the expressions of everyone who seemed to laugh at the two of them, he suddenly blushed, and turned around and ran out of the Internet café at the moment when Jin Shaoze was about to rush to his side. Jin Shaoze shouted Gu Ran's name and chased him all the way.

"Gu Ran! Gu Ran! ”

There was a burst of cheers and applause in the Internet café. Don't want to kill a boy and a savage girlfriend who wants to die, this is really a terrible story......

Gu Ran felt that he was a shame on the dead, a shame on the adult! This trouble made her famous in the whole Internet café. What's more, the Internet café is right next to her school. There are a few people who have gone online and are still her classmates......

Oops! One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, which makes her think about how to be a person in the future!

As soon as he walked out of the Internet café, Gu Ran heard Jin Shaoze shouting from behind. She immediately flagged down a taxi and headed straight for campus. Only Jin Shaoze's lonely figure was left and looked at the back of the car blankly......

At half past five, Sanquan hot pot restaurant.

Gu Ran came to the place first and found a place in the corner. The three sworn friends Mu Mu, Xiaoxin, and Meng Ke arrived one after another, and the three of them had already heard about Gu Ran's experience today. Because when Gu Ran was making a big fuss in the Internet café, there happened to be a classmate surfing the Internet in the Internet café, and I happened to see that fateful scene, and the fatal person happened to be the person in the bedroom opposite Gu Ran. When she returned to her bedroom, she made a big deal out of it.

What Gu Ran angrily threw the keyboard and beat the negative heart, Jin Shaoze was obsessed and chased the taxi to death. It's almost possible to write a chapter back to the body of martial arts.

And Gu Ran kicked the vice president of Danqing Literature Society, and the incident also spread and became the first news in the class. Mu Mu, Xiaoxin, and Mengke all laughed crazy when they talked about this, and they all asked if there was such a thing.

Gu Ran looked helpless, saying yes, but no, saying no, they didn't believe it, so they had to ignore it. She fully carried forward the noble sentiment that the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, ordered a lot of meat and vegetables, and put them all into the pot, and then stuffed them all at the speed of the wind and clouds. Then he said as if he were proud: "Do you eat or not!?" If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all! ”

When he returned to the dormitory, Gu Ran was still full of worries.

What she thought about was not something in the Internet café, she just thought: "This, why is this Jin Shaoze like this!" Open your mouth to pick up the girl, close the mouth to pick up the girl! Opinionated! He thought he was a pure man, Brother Chun? Damn machismo! ”

As soon as class started the next day, Gu Ran had become a veritable focus, and as soon as she entered the classroom, she burst into applause, and all her classmates praised her courage! Although she sat at the end of the puzzle, from time to time someone turned her head and pointed at her. After class, Gu Ran deliberately hid behind a few dead friends and walked out of the classroom, but unexpectedly, a voice suddenly sounded loudly from behind: "Gu Ran! ”

The four girls turned around almost at the same time, only to see the boy who usually liked to talk the least in the class come over shyly. He is less than 1.65 meters tall, and he looks much shorter than 1.70 meters Gu Ran. Gu Ran remembered that she had never spoken to him. Why did he take the initiative to find me today? Is it a pick-up or what?

This boy is not amazing, with a few pimples on his forehead and heavy glasses, just like Harry Potter from the last century, but he is still a little cute.

Gu Ran was curious, she didn't know the name of this boy very well, and asked casually, "Harry Potter, what's the matter with you?" ”

The four girls burst out laughing at the same time. Break off! Amazing! What do you think. This Liu Bin is really like Harry Potter!

Li Mengke held his stomach: "Gu Ran, don't hit others like this!" ”

"Nothing...... Me, me too...... Harry Potter fans ...... "Liu Bin was obviously a little nervous, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and when he was halfway through his words, he wanted to swallow it back, but after thinking about it, he barely finished speaking."

Mengke and Mu Mu's laughter became louder.

Gu Ran felt a little too disrespectful, and forced a smile and asked, "So, Mr. Harry, what is the matter with me, a Muggle who can't do magic?" ”

"Nothing...... It's nothing...... The ......" Liu Bin turned his head and saw three boys sitting in the last two rows of seats, all waving their fists and making cheering gestures.

He took a deep breath, just like the Tunafa often said in martial arts, and then he said to Gu Ran: "I want you to be my girlfriend!" ”

The three girls behind Gu Ran stopped laughing at the same time, and they were all surprised by the courage of "Harry Potter". Gu Ran was a little angry, because she clearly saw that the reason for this Harry Potter's blatant courtship was because of the three buddies behind him, and among them, there was Lu Jin, who asked them to help occupy the seat.

Gu Ran glanced at the three of them with bad intentions, and the three of them saw that the case was revealed. The trees fell and scattered, and suddenly they scattered. Especially the one that Lu Jin ran the fastest, disappeared in the blink of an eye, and ran faster than he flew! It seems that this person must be the first evil, and he will definitely not be let go of the next time he is in class!

The "four golden flowers" in front of him are the only one left in front of him, Harry Potter! ……

Liu Bin saw that several of his buddies absconded in fear of crime, and saw that the faces of the four girls became more and more ugly. Know that the tide is turning. Hurriedly confessed: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That's not what I'm going to do! They asked me to do that! ”