He Xiaogang saw Wang Jinbao running the train with his mouth full, and flew directly to Wang Jinbao with the cigarette he hadn't finished smoking

"You kid dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I welded your stinky mouth with a cigarette! So that your kid will never talk nonsense, and you won't even have to eat1"

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao immediately blocked it with his shirt, the cigarette butt flew to the carpet, and he turned around happily

"Good boy! You kid can't help but be too dark-hearted! Otherwise, even if I speak, I still want to weld my mouth! What else do you want to do? But I'm sorry my brother's mouth is meat, and cigarette butts can't be welded! But as far as I know, the carpet seems to be made of wool, and if you are not careful, it will be burned into a hole, if you don't come and extinguish it quickly, tomorrow it will be found by the waiter, see if the sand on the ground will clean me up first, or the manager will come and clean you up because of the hole in the ground! Bye! ”

He Xiaogang saw Wang Jinbao walking away in slippers, and hurriedly said with a hippie smile

"Oops! Good brother! You hurry up and help me pick it up, I'm too lazy to move in bed! ”

Wang Jinbao looked back and smiled, and said coldly

"I'm sorry, I don't like to bend over! The most important thing is that I sat in the car these days, and I got a herniated disc in my waist! If you don't want to pick it up, let the cigarette butts burn on the carpet! Bye! ”

After speaking, Wang Jinbao stepped on it with his slippers and ran into the bathroom, and He Xiaogang hurriedly ran down barefoot

"You kid wait, come out and I'll treat your herniated disc in your waist! Teach you well, know how to bow your head to come out! If you don't want to bend down, then brother, I'll help you bend over! ”

After taking a bath, Wang Jinbao came out humming a little song, swished into the quilt, looked at He Xiaogang and said with a wicked smile

"Oops! After all, we can sleep comfortably in our own beds! ”

He Xiaogang glared again

"Just now I asked you to help pick up the cigarette butts, and if you don't pick it up, you burned the carpet!"

Wang Jinbao threw a cigarette to He Xiaogang

"You kid will die if you don't lie! Brother, I stepped on it when I was leaving! Otherwise, the fire brigade should have come over for so long! You kid can still lie here!"

He Xiao rolled his eyes angrily, and began to listen to Wang Jinbao's bizarre experience of teasing a foot therapist technician and encountering a white fox in the desert, and then Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh

"Brother, if the manager asks you to patrol the well in the future, you must not agree, let alone be fooled by his rhetoric, because it is not a free desert tour, but a direct exile in the desert!"

He Xiaogang glared, thinking that you kid don't want to be cheap, and you are still selling good things to me here, but if you say this, you will definitely be criticized by this kid and compare it to zero, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be angry and said

"Look at what you said, how can this be called serving a sentence! When you were in school, the teacher didn't teach you, and the heavens will descend on the people, you must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, it seems that your good days are coming soon! ”

Wang Jinbao snorted, rolled his eyes and said

"If I hadn't come back early this time, my end would have come!"

He Xiaogang saw that Wang Jinbao was ready to complain, so he sighed and said

"Oops! Your good day has come, or your end has come, only you kid knows best! I'm tired of patrolling the line today, so I'm not talking nonsense with you! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that He Xiaogang was tired, and thought that he had not called Li Chunyan for a long time, so he hurriedly dialed her home number, but he couldn't get through, and when he was depressed, the mobile phone text message came and opened it to see that it was the number of Li Chunyan's Tianshui School, and then he realized that the college students had already started school

"What have you been up to lately? Why do I send a text message, I've been coming to school for several days, and I don't call? Are you out there! ”

Wang Jinbao felt his heart beat faster when he saw this, and thought to himself that this is the legendary heart with a little bit of understanding, he was about to send a text message, but he didn't expect people's text messages to come over, it seems that she wants to send the text message back to the past, and then think about it now that the mobile phone has no roaming charges, it is too troublesome to send text messages, so he quickly turned the phone back to the past, and said with a bad smile

"Wife, you've started school! You see, I've been in the desert these days, and I've turned stupid to patrol the wells! I just came back and took a shower and was about to call you, but I didn't expect your text message to come, I'm so happy! This will be lying quietly in bed, thinking about you in the distance! As for what you said about someone outside, I won't lie to you, there are a lot of men around, but there are really no women, because even if there are one or two women who are more ugly than dinosaurs, I won't treat her as a woman! Because of the heart! Eyes! The world is full of you as a woman, and you can't fit any of the opposite sex! ”

Li Chunyan heard that Wang Jinbao was reciting lyrics again, making up nonsense for himself here, and he felt extremely uncomfortable in his heart when he fooled himself, and pouted his mouth a little angrily

"That's it! Nonsense King, please don't make up cross talk for me again! It seems that the two of them are right, the two of us live in each other's mouths and beautiful imaginations! And you are even more exaggerated, for more than two years, the air is the same all day, although you can feel it, but you can never touch it and see it! ”

Wang Jinbao seemed to feel the loneliness and helplessness in Li Chunyan's heart, thinking that after the well patrol was finished anyway, he would be able to go home tomorrow without accident, and he wanted to surprise him, but in order to stabilize this little girl, it was time to break the news

"Hehehe, this is called love as air!"

Li Chunyan was said by a sentence, and blushed directly to the root of her ears, and said in a petite voice

"That's it! You don't want it for a day, fool me by changing the law, I've only heard that love is like a tide! It's the first time I've heard of love like air, but this time you still have the heart to finally tell the truth! Indeed, in my life, you seem to be invisible! Can't touch it! Can't smell the air! Why do you think I'm so miserable! Do you really owe it in your last life! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to say directly, baby, pop one! But He Xiaogang was next to him after all, pretending to be asleep, although he was already used to it, but he still had to care about other people's feelings, because respecting others is respecting himself, said with a faint smile

"Look at what you said, haven't you heard it, how can you meet if you don't owe each other! But I want to correct you, you didn't owe me in your last life, but I owe you for a lifetime, and I will be a cow and a horse for you! You know why Mars is so big and there is no life on it! That's because there's no air on Mars! The reason why I say that love is like air, not that love is like a tide, but because the tide rises and falls, and the pursuit is excitement, but I want the air to surround you and take care of your health! I care about your happiness! Should you feel extremely proud and happy to have an air boyfriend like me? ”