Chapter 301: Do You Want to Breastfeed?
Yang Lingbao wanted to grab Lin Ya's braid and throw it directly on the opposite road, but he chased it for a few months, wasn't it just for the two of them, such a close contact, and then the perfect combination of zero distance, and then smiled bitterly, thinking that if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, that girl doesn't have a little temperament, a beautiful girl, play with a small temperament, it's even bigger, but she can't, let this little girl, run the train with her mouth full of don't say, and any basin is buckled on her head, So he glanced at it helplessly and said extremely innocently
"Oops! Can you be a little more confident, have you ever seen a tiger butt that is more beautiful and sexy than the oil painting? Did you just take a bath, accidentally water got into your ears and flowed into your head, how to bully people endlessly, and a little nervous! Hurry down and I'll find a hair dryer to dry the water in your head, and I'll freeze it into ice later, and then it's completely finished! ”
Lin Ya gritted her teeth angrily, twisted her body fiercely, and said through gritted teeth
"It seems that the bad water in your stomach has not been squeezed clean, otherwise how could you be so quick and domineering, and you have just got your brain in the water, and you are raising fish again! Please straighten your tongue and think about it, who is bullying whom, and who is a psychopath! You don't want to watch TV well, run to the door of the bathroom, what's good-looking, toss again and again, do you want to feed? ”
When Yang Lingbao heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, he sat up with a swish, his eyes stared at Lin Ya, and Lin Ya was even more exaggerated and hurriedly got up, preparing to flee victoriously, but was pulled by Yang Lingbao and sat in his arms, looked at it with a smile, and said with a wicked smile
"Mom, I want to feed!"
Lin Ya panicked instantly, blushing with shame and having a thick neck, she pushed Yang Lingbao away, and couldn't say anything
"I'm going to find your mom for milk! What good things do you want all day long, don't say that grandma is a yellow flower girl with no milk, even if grandma has milk, then grandma's milk is reserved for grandma's son, not for you, a bastard! ”
Yang Lingbao glanced at it and found that Lin Ya was not really angry, so he held her in his arms again, staring at her with straight eyes, and said with a wicked smile
"Oops! Little fools! All right! I've been bullied for more than ten minutes, and I'm almost tired! People are deliberately joking with you, but I didn't expect you to take it seriously, it's really stupid and distressing! Please break your feet and think about it, no matter the time we spend alone together, I want to get what I want, your most precious thing, it is not easy for me, so it's not that I don't have a chance, it's not that I'm stupid to the extreme! ”
Before Yang Lingbao finished speaking, Lin Ya fell into his arms and said a little mischievously
"What's that?"
Yang Lingbao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally turned this tigress into a docile little flower cat, so he said meaningfully while touching her hair
"Fool! First of all, forcing what you don't want to do, that's a crime, even if you don't call the police, I won't forgive myself for the rest of my life, because I can't bear to make you sad! Secondly, the twisted melon is not sweet, since you don't want to give it to me, either it is something you left for others, or it is not ripe and you are not ready, eat an unripe raw melon egg, don't say that it is hurtful, but also a waste, so it is better for you to wait, leave it to the right person for you, because I will never do it if you can't get it on you, let alone happen! Finally, because I'm afraid that you will be sad, because such a monumental moment should be carried out in a warm and pleasant atmosphere, and not end in an environment full of blood! Baby, are you right? ”
Then the two hugged each other tightly, and after a storm, when Yang Lingbao was about to cut into the theme, he was pushed away by Lin Ya
"Nasty! No more eggs are taken out of the pan, and it's time for us to eat baked eggs! ”
Yang Lingbao slowly got up with great reluctance, staring at Lin Ya a little helplessly
"The corners of my mouth are already good, don't bother so much, come and watch TV with me!"
Lin Ya first glared fiercely, then smiled evilly, and walked towards the kitchen while sorting out her clothes
"That's it! No more ink, and don't forget what we're doing today! Don't say anything, go to my bed! ”
When Yang Lingbao heard this, he almost jumped up with excitement, and hurriedly went over and hugged Lin Ya's waist and said
"Oops! I love you so much! Finally agreed to be my wife and slept with me! ”
Lin Ya was stunned for a moment, and then slammed the egg that had just been fished out of the pot on Yang Lingbao's head twice, and said with a wicked smile
"What do you think about the little head melon a day? Come on, I'll knock it with an egg, and listen to if there is no brain marrow in it, why do you talk nonsense all day long?"
Yang Lingbao let go of Lin Ya angrily, touched the scalded red, knocked some painful brains, and said a little annoyed
"Oops! It really deserves to be the most poisonous woman's heart! Is my head the marble stove in your kitchen? You knocked for a while, and then you came twice! Besides, even if I have thick skin, no matter what it is, it's still real leather! You just took it out of the pot, and it was still steaming, and you slammed it on my head, do you want to burn me? In the end, I was surprised, you don't share the same bed, may I ask what you want me to lie on your bed?"
Lin Ya looked at Yang Lingbao's extremely rich facial expression and extremely embarrassed appearance, not to mention how happy she was in her heart, but in order to tease this guy for a while, she pretended to be angry and said
"Why can't you stand such a little pain? Nothing to do and yell at me! The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, so you can find a place where there are no women to stay! As if someone begged you to come! I know your head isn't as hard as our marble stovetop, but this egg should always break its skin, so take it and put it on your wounds! And I just give you a wake-up call by the way, a girl lets you lie in her bed, not necessarily to share a bed with you, sometimes I want you to warm up the quilt first, and then get out! I know your skin is real leather, but in the end it is also man-made, and I am strange, I am a girl who fishes eggs out of the pot is not too hot, you are a big man squeaky like a woman, are you not ashamed! In a word, if you feel that nesting on the sofa is more comfortable than lying on the bed, then you will nest on the sofa, if you feel comfortable on the bed, then please disappear immediately in front of my eyes, the effect of the egg is not good when it is cold! Where to go, what to do from your own point of view! ”
(End of chapter)