Chapter 300: Pressing out a belly of bad water
Yang Lingbao looked at the glass door, a hazy figure with a very strong sense of curve, and thought to himself that Yue Buqun is the head of the Huashan faction, a righteous gentleman in the eyes of the world, or a hypocrite with a gentleman's sword, who doesn't say people behind him, who doesn't say it behind him, and who doesn't say it behind him, and then he will go in, Lin Ya She doesn't say it, she doesn't say who will know, but think about it again, since she is already a duck on the plate, why rush for a while, but if you don't go in, you must also bully for a while to see the performance of the little girl
"Oops! Yaya! I can't hold my pee! You hurry up and open the door and close your eyes, I will come out after peeing, do you think you think it? ”
Lin Ya was speechless directly, and couldn't wait to come out and slap Yang Lingbao's face twice, and then pointed to the thief's eyes of this pervert, and asked carefully, are you mentally retarded, the person who is currently naked and taking a bath is my aunt and grandmother, may I close my eyes, does it have anything to do with whether you can see me? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if I close my eyes, although I can't see your ugly face, but I can never change it, the fate of being peeked at by you, you think that the old lady is mapo tofu, and everyone can take advantage of it, you have to come in today, unless you gouge out your dog's eyes, but Lin Ya is afraid of angering this beast, if people break in, their small body can be ignored directly, so they must overcome rigidity with softness, so they pretended to be angry and said
"Baby, please respect me, and respect yourself, don't forget what you promised me!"
Yang Lingbao secretly smiled in his heart when he heard this, but in order to bully him for a while, he deliberately pushed the door lightly with his hand and said in a flirtatious tone
"Little baby, don't you say that my hands are thick and warm, holding it is like holding an electric heating treasure, if under the effect of shower gel, then I will give you a bath, it is definitely a pleasure, if you don't believe it, you can open the door and try it! Besides, if you take a bath alone, how to rub your back, even if you rub it, I'm afraid it won't be clean, and you don't need to put me as an excellent bather, are you really stupid! ”
Lin Ya panicked instantly, thinking that if this neuropathy broke in, she would completely stop cooking, don't say that it should not be called every day, and the ground is not spiritual, the key to the problem is that she doesn't dare to call at all, otherwise her parents will come back and not kill herself directly, but she can't just be caught and let this big pervert do whatever he wants, so he slowly moved his body over, holding the glass tooth jar tightly in his hand, thinking that if he dares to come in, then knock him out on the head first, and then quickly put on his clothes, When he woke up, he said two words and broke up.
But when Lin Ya was still thinking hard about using that method to stop the shameless behavior of this big pervert, Yang Lingbao was already lying on the sofa, smoking a cigarette with Erlang's legs crossed, and watching the TV series.
After about three or five minutes, Lin Ya felt that something was wrong, the door of the bathroom was not pushed, and there seemed to be no sound of Yang Lingbao's dog-like breathing outside, and she crawled on the glass door and looked at it for a long time, but because it was frosted, and it was double-layered, she was extremely timid, opened the door a small crack, and looked out to see that the door was empty, only to see the smoke over the sofa, she couldn't wait to go over, and ate Yang Lingbao's bite, but she was full of bubbles of shower gel, and it didn't become a door-to-door delivery in the past. So I put the glass cup towards the corner of the door, gently turned on the faucet again, and continued to enjoy the blissful moment of hot bathing in winter.
About an hour later, Yang Lingbao was about to fall asleep watching TV, Lin Ya was wearing pajamas, barefoot, and ran over quickly, swishing on him, her eyes were round, and she grabbed his ears
"The surname is Yang! Do you know how to write the words despicable and obscene? Do you know what a shameless person looks like? May I ask where you learned the camouflage technique, I originally thought you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a lustful and despicable, and extremely hypocritical, big pervert in sheep's clothing! ”
Yang Lingbao looked at Lin Ya, who was like a hibiscus out of the water under the thin pajamas, and wanted to be overwhelmed on the spot, but she was afraid that the girl would be scared into a nervous disorder, and she wanted to liberate the painful ears from the nine yin and white bone claws like her method of pulling the dough sheet, but when she thought about Mei Chaofeng, no matter how vicious she was, she was still a woman after all, and it was their nature to be soft-hearted, and when the little girl controlled it, she would naturally let go, so she let Lin Ya pull and pinch wantonly, first smiled faintly, and then said tightly with her eyes closed
"Oops! It turns out that this is the legendary taste of the country's color and fragrance! Your right hand is sleepy, change your left hand and continue to pinch your ears, let me enjoy this delicious food in the world and live this fairy-like life! ”
Lin Ya squeezed twice when she heard this, but suddenly felt that her hand was sleepy, and she wanted to forget it, but she couldn't swallow this evil breath, the more she thought about it, the more irritated she became, but she couldn't move roughly, and then her eyes rolled, she quickly let go of her hand, and slowly stood up, Yang Lingbao opened her eyes and took a look, and found that Lin Ya was smiling at herself, so she looked at the looming mysterious part, and said with a wicked smile
"Why did you get up so quickly, I still want you to sit for a while, and by the way, help me rub my stomach! When it's over, I'll let you sit in a rocking car! ”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Ya let out a long sigh, used all her strength, sat on Yang Lingbao's stomach fiercely, and said with a cold smile
"Aren't you holding your pee? I see that you can't walk anymore, so I want to help you press out the bad water in your stomach at one time, saving you the scourge of the whole day! Are you still peeing now? Isn't it much more comfortable? If that's not enough, I can stand on the couch and give you another freefall! ”
Yang Lingbao instantly felt that his internal organs seemed to be crushed, and he wanted to rub them quickly with his hands, but Lin Ya pressed it with his butt and accidentally touched it, and when he hurriedly recovered, he didn't expect Lin Ya to grab his thumb and gritted his teeth
"Good boy, isn't it bullying, bullying is addicted! My aunt and grandmother kindly took you out, and gave you a doctor, and cooking, and now these two stupid eggs are still boiling in the pot, and you are ready to put the wound on your mouth to this guy with a human face and a beast's heart, and you are good When I took a bath, I first peeped into it, and then blatantly flirted with a good woman, and then found that it was not enjoyable, and I actually tried to break into the door, and wanted to do something wrong, after my desperate struggle, you stopped this evil thought, and now I have finished taking a shower and sat on you, and your kid is obviously in a weak position, It's still a thief with a heart that doesn't die, and takes the opportunity to take advantage of me, haven't you heard that the tiger's ass can't be touched? Excuse me, have you ever seen such an ungrateful and shameless villain who will take revenge? ”
(End of chapter)