When Wang Jinbao heard the one hundred and one checkout, the first thing he thought of was when he was in high school, because the veteran meal ticket was sold cheaply at the price of one pound and one dollar, and ran to the canteen opposite the school to eat fried noodles, and his parents couldn't discuss it with the boss on the other side of the school gate, so he just went to eat fried noodles and signed in the future, and settled the account once a semester, but it was also reflected from the side that this kid didn't brag when he was at the first stop, it seems that he can really just eat, and don't worry about the rest of the things, but he didn't expect the boss to smile and say

"You don't have to worry about money, I remember it all here, it's just ninety-five today! When we get together enough for a hundred, let's say that even if it's more than a few dozen dollars, it's nothing, we're all acquaintances, who can't trust anyone! Besides, you Liang Gong is not a person who is short of these meals! ”

The proprietress called a Liang worker, and Liang Wei felt light, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Look at what you said, you are such a big boss, you will definitely not care about this money, the key is that I have a bad memory, and I can't let you contribute and suffer economic losses! Wouldn't that be unkind! So be it! Give you a hundred today, you don't have to look for it, it's all your hard work! Let's start remembering again tomorrow! The rope has come down, let's not talk about it, you hurry up and tie it to the rope for me, one of us here is almost hungry! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at Liang Wei, thinking that your kid bullied people, it seems that he really didn't blow it, don't look at the boss of the family is a spicy restaurant, but your kid's monthly expenses are definitely higher than his profits, but what makes him even more puzzling is that this kid is not real, there is too much money, and he has no concept at all, people obviously told him a total of ninety-five, why do you want to give a hundred, and what kind of hard work, aren't you tipping people in disguise? Besides, people give tips, all of them are for the waiter, but you give it directly to the boss, it's really a wonder, and if you don't know how to spend the five yuan, then you can give it to me directly, and you can go out to buy a pack of cigarettes, I will remember your goodness, but at this moment, Liang Wei moved skillfully, quickly pulled the rope up, looked at Wang Jinbao and said

"What's going on? Brother, I didn't lie to you! Is it a phone call, you can easily get it, you can still eat without leaving home, the hot food you have been thinking about for a long time! You hurry up and help, take out the hot vegetables and noodles, put them on the coffee table, and I'll go get money for them! ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, took the rope and said with a happy smile

"You kid just can't enjoy it! I can actually think of asking for food in this way, I simply admire the five bodies to the ground! But I can't figure it out, people are obviously ninety-five, why do you have to give a hundred yuan! I really thought I was the fifth diamond king, a successful gentleman! It's too good to load! ”

Liang Wei glanced at Wang Jinbao, first smiled faintly, and then took out a hundred-yuan bill, stuffed it into the cloth bag tied by the proprietress, and said with a happy smile while putting the rope down

"Oops! Aren't you five bucks? Are you so calculating? If you really can't do it, I'll give you five dollars! As long as you don't teach me any more! ”

Wang Jinbao didn't accept it when he heard this, thinking about his monkey brother, thinking to himself how could this kid be like this, brother, I kindly reminded me, don't hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat, how to talk about it, it's actually on my head, even if you give your parents, all the family wealth you have accumulated, all to this woman, and I have a dime relationship, it's really ridiculous, but not to mention that the relationship between the two is usually good, even if the relationship between the two people is usually like shit, looking at this full of plastic, the hot dishes you like to eat, then you must not be anxious, I can't scold people, so I said with a little irritability

"Look, what you said is that this is not at all level, just give me five yuan, may I ask if you are called Hanako? Am I the one who is short of five dollars? To tell you the truth, brother, I am short of five million people, if you really want to pity me, then give me five million directly, let me go directly from nothing, become a millionaire, and completely change my fate, otherwise please respect me, don't use a few more dollars, come here to insult my personality! People have already told you on the phone, ninety-five yuan, you don't have change, just give one hundred, I can understand this, but you didn't eat this meal today, and you are ready to run away tomorrow, why don't you leave the five yuan, pre-deposit it in the account first, but directly on the lips, as soon as you touch the skin of your mouth and give it away! People who don't know still think that you can't settle accounts! Do you think what I said makes sense? ”

Liang Wei saw that Wang Jinbao began to teach him again, and instantly felt that his head was bigger than a basket, because when he used to go to school, as long as the teacher spoke English, he seemed to hear a lullaby, and he could sleep directly from the first class to the end of the second class, but if this kid gave him a lesson, how could he rise from the sun, and keep going up to him until the sun set, the most important thing is that he can't sleep yet, in order to close his conversation box in the morning, he sighed and said a little helplessly

"Oops! I'm going to take you in! It's only five dollars, and it's not five million as you said, are you so excited? Besides, these five yuan originally belonged to others, but they were bought more times in the end, and the amount was large and the payment was timely, so people were exempt! You don't know what you're shouting here, in case someone hears it, where are you putting my old face on! So brother, I beg you, now you have to say everything, wait for your favorite Pepsi to come up, let's talk while eating, you see if it's okay! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at Liang Wei when he heard this, and then said with a wicked smile

"Oops! According to your meaning, the hot food is eaten with true feelings, and you can actually get rid of the order! In that case, wouldn't it be more interesting for you to hang the proprietress up with a rope and have lunch with you, and let me feast my eyes by the way! ”

Liang Wei glared at him angrily, and was just about to say, it is really worthy of three sentences that are inseparable from the old business, so like the boss lady, you go down to the hot food restaurant to ask for a bowl of noodle soup, singing Du Shi Niang drinking noodle soup, seeing enough at one time, but I felt that the rope was gently pulled twice, so I hurriedly said while lifting it up

"What do you kid think about all day long, haven't you heard that there is no free lunch in the world? How can people give me a free order, at the beginning, I asked people to send me like this, people are troublesome, and finally there is no way to say that five yuan to people at a time is a phone call and service fee, people are reluctant to respond, and finally people are familiar, people don't want anymore, it becomes a free service! ”