Chapter 0828 - Too lazy to have less body hair than a pig
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that my brother and I are in love on my mobile phone, that is the pursuit of perfect love, and as long as you can hear the voice and what kind of communication method you take, it will not affect the result, but you call and ask others to cook for you, although it does not affect the speed of ordering, but people can only make the dishes and put them in their own stores, and it is impossible to send them directly to your mouth, but what annoys him the most is that these guys always like to use their love with Li Chunyan as a joke before and after tea. So he rolled his eyes and said extremely irritably
"That's it! Since you say so, then I don't bother to quarrel with you, you just say now, how can the meal you just asked for come to your room, is it possible that the food can be packed and fly into the window, aren't you making up nonsense to fool a three-year-old child here? I really thought I hadn't been to a restaurant to eat, I had lived for so many years, and I saw a lot of people calling to order food, but after making a phone call, staying in the house and not moving, waiting for the meal to run to my mouth, I saw it for the first time! The ability to open your eyes and tell nonsense is really getting higher and higher! ”
Liang Wei saw that this kid still didn't believe it, so he was so angry that he couldn't wait to make a phone call, directly return the meal he had just ordered, and then let this kid run again, but in this case, this kid really thought that he was here, making up nonsense to fool him, so he said a little irritably
"Oops! How can you be like this, I told you, and I will ensure that you have something to eat, then you must have food, why don't you believe it! Besides, if you haven't seen the ordered meal or delivered it to your door, it's because you're lonely, and it's because your hair is shorter! So you just stay here honestly and wait for dinner! I've been back for so long, I've never been to the canteen in the work area, and I live on the phone every day. Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Jinbao heard that this kid, since the first stop back, has never been to the operation area canteen to eat, the first reaction is that at least a day, need dozens of yuan for food, and a living allowance of fifteen yuan a day, is definitely not enough, but thinking of the problem of money, he smiled helplessly, because money is not a thing for people at all, to be precise, people do not rely on living subsidies at all, because four hundred and fifty yuan, sometimes it is not enough for people to charge a card, but then think about it wrong, he calls every day to ask for foodAs long as you get downstairs, go to the canteen in the operation area, there will be more than a thousand meters left, and you will arrive along the sidewalk for a while, eat hot dishes all day long, and you will be tired of eating for a long time, so I am a little irritable and said
"Look at your kid if he is in a panic with a lot of money, go downstairs to get food, and go to the canteen in the operation area in a few minutes, take a few more steps, I don't believe that I can exhaust you to death!" Since you're so afraid of walking, why don't you just become a pig, it's really lazy to grow less body hair than a pig! I'm really convinced! ”
Liang Wei glared at him angrily, I wanted to say it directly, thinking that you kid is so diligent, and I haven't seen anything better than me, it's not like I'm waiting to die quietly here, and laziness is not necessarily wrong, and diligence is not necessarily right, haven't you heard that there are many great inventions in the world, all of which were invented by lazy people? But this kid must not be convinced, so he said with some irritation
"Did you kid forget to bring your brain in the room when you came over! Knowing that I have a disease in my feet, how can I go downstairs to get food, and I still ask here over and over again, why don't I go to the canteen in the operation area to eat! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he was even more puzzled, thinking that in order not to go to work, this kid could wrap gauze around his feet for a month, and it was definitely possible not to go downstairs to eat, but thinking of this, he said even more curiously
"You have an injury on your foot and can't go downstairs to get food, let alone go to the operation area to eat, there are security guards at the gate and the corridor on the third floor, and outsiders are forbidden to go upstairs, how did your kid's food come up! Could it be that in our operation area, there is an errand runner who specially picks up food for you? ”
Liang Wei was speechless for a moment, thinking that as long as the secret is known by a third person, it is not called a secret, brother, I am doing the most secret thing in the world, how can I find someone to deliver food, this is not nothing to look for, besides, you don't have to look, who are the people in our operation area, you may help me get food, a few of you basically go out to work, don't go out to work, you want people to carry yourself when you walk, how can you help me get food, this is not an international joke, but you must not say that in the unit, Otherwise, it may bring a lot of unnecessary trouble to the future life, so he rolled his eyes and said with a helpless smile
"Dude, you're really joking, those uncles in our homework area, which one is the one who delivers food to people, aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open? Besides, as long as you have something to eat, it's fine, what do you do with so much! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he rolled his eyes and was about to say, Qin Hui still has three friends, are you not as good as Qin Hui, but I didn't expect that at this moment, suddenly Liang Wei's phone rang, I saw him pick up the phone, open the cabinet door unhurriedly, take out a rope from noon, and then open the window, and after throwing the rope down directly, he said with a happy smile
"Boss, I want a lot of things today, let's divide it twice! Don't break the rope, it's small if you spill the hot vegetables, and if you hit the people downstairs, it's really troublesome! ”
Wang Jinbao was directly stunned when he saw this, thinking that this was simply a talent, and the bad idea of fishing from downstairs to the fourth floor actually came up with it, so he hurried over, leaned on the window and took a look, only to see the proprietress he had dreamed of seeing, carrying a supermarket cloth bag in her hand, looking up, and then heard it
"Don't worry! Now we're using cloth bags! The bag will not be rotten, let's send food up for the first time, and send Coke for the second time, and when the time comes to pull it up, be careful not to fall out too quickly! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he deliberately glanced down, thinking that it was not the business of the proprietress that was the most popular in this area, because of the high quality of service, not only did he deliver food over the air, but also bought Coke on his behalf, which was simply a fine business, but at this moment Liang Wei suddenly said
"Boss, how much money I owe you now, if it's enough for a hundred, when the bag will be sent down, I'll put it in it for you, and we'll settle the account for these few times!"
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