Chapter 248: Get Out! I'm not joking!
Wang Jinbao didn't take a few steps because he wanted to be demeanor and not temperature, first sneezed, and then got goosebumps, thinking that he didn't lie comfortably on the bed, and he couldn't play games when he ran to the street, and he didn't make an appointment with Li Chunyan in the video, so he was frozen like a dog and bent over to lose weight, so he instigated a lollipop, and thought while walking towards the dormitory, I heard them say that the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is to sleep out of sleep, is it that I and Li Chunyan, phone call after phone call all day and night, letter after letter, also played out and wrote out the feelings, otherwise the little girl film, will not rashly accept her own spiritual food, is all this providence, it is simply incredible, as the saying goes, a good start is half the success, although the beginning is not very ideal, but with their unremitting efforts the day after tomorrow, give full play to the three-inch tongue and a genuine sincere heart, and finally moved the sky! Touched land! touched the heart of the innocent girl, a pot of cold water has begun to bubble, then it is only one step away from boiling, so you must come on! Keep up again! Hang on! If you insist, you will never give up if you don't hold the beauty!
In the following week, Wang Jinbao insisted on a letter every day, asked for instructions in the morning and reported in the evening, but he did not pull it down once, but there was one more additional item than before, that is, spiritual food must be sent, and it must be five, one less Li Chunyan can receive water with a pouting mouth, and soon it was Saturday noon, Wang Jinbao slept and ate, habitually bought a bottle of Coke, and went to the phone booth to contact the feelings, but he didn't expect that when he was sending spiritual food to Li Chunyan, Wu Baotong, a classmate who had been calling, walked in, It's a slap to the back of the head
"Are you really lacking a string in your brain, you only eat steamed buns all day long and don't eat vegetables, just save money and make phone calls, why are you still a little perverted now, the microphone has been gnawed into the water by you, you are not afraid of being electrocuted directly! Besides, it's okay if you want to die, don't die soon, and don't forget to harm others, you said that you made the microphone like a dog licking, how will others use it in the future! ”
Wang Jinbao turned his head and glared fiercely
"Get out of the way! I'd love to! I do! Do you care? Twenty or thirty phone calls, not this one, their eyes are not covered with, and they won't choose one that hasn't been cleaned by my brother! Hurry up and do what you want to do! Don't affect me here I'm really busy? It's really not long at all, it's just sad to death! ”
Wu Baotong was speechless, snorting angrily, and said while walking towards the phone
"Hey! It seems that if you are really cheap, you are invincible! Since ancient times, amorous and empty hatred, amorous is better than ruthless hurt! Ay! Although many people die of exhaustion on their stomachs, in the long run, you kid will die on the phone sooner or later! You have been poisoned too deeply to be cured, what is the love, brother, I am not idle! ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Wu Baotong dialing the phone skillfully, and said with a smile like eating rotten apricots
"Little boy! Do you miss your brother? ”
Wang Jinbao couldn't wait to hear this, so he took off his shoes directly, slapped his mouth twice, and then pointed to his nose and said
"You're a monkey brother! When talking about others in the future, think about yourself first! If you are so numb and have no bottom line, if no one is unscrupulously rushing out in front of the public, aren't you afraid that the people who have eaten lunch will come and vomit you directly, and then drown in the vomit for 10,000 years! ”
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that it was a pity that he did not live in, the princes and princes in ancient times would be the prime minister, otherwise they would not be all day long, for the women with two mouths, not to mention the willing labor and money, but also to be willing to accompany the smiling face, but he has not come back to his senses, but he did not expect Li Chunyan to suddenly be like a demon, with a loud reprimand
"Wang Jinbao! Are you a human or a beast! Is it fun for you to lie to me? ”
Wang Jinbao instantly felt his scalp tingle, thinking that the north wind outside the window was cold, that was because the leaves were not swept, and many trees were difficult to survive the biting winter, but this little girl was still enjoying the spiritual food just now, why did it suddenly become unreasonable, and instantly became a complete neurosis, I wanted to ask her if she had eaten wrong, and she had nothing to do, but these words could only be thought about in her own heart, so she was a little puzzled, and said with a cheap smile
"Baby, what's wrong? What kind of anger is so good! Isn't there enough spiritual food? Feel relieved! Brother, there's enough here! ”
Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan still did not give up
"Shut up! Straighten your tongue and say! Aren't you your favorite for chow mein and cola? How can your classmates say that they only eat steamed buns and don't eat vegetables every day, and they save money from between their teeth and make calls! Do you really have a problem with your brain, or is it like your classmates say that you are directly missing a string! Can you talk to me on the phone every day, can you keep your stomach full? Are you stupid to do this? ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he instantly felt sour, because since the end of his relationship with Shangguan Yunzhu, he closed the door of love, and was suddenly cared for by a girl who had never met, to be exact, distressed, in addition to not adapting, more moved, I wanted to refute it vigorously, saying that I would drink Coke now, but when I thought about it again, I was just on the phone before, and I asked about her values, but today Wu Baotong made a joke, I didn't expect the little girl to be serious, So why not take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to test it again with reality, whether the little girl is a verbal temperament, a money worshipper in real life, and then her eyes rolled, and she said helplessly
"Oops! What are you doing with such a big anger! Eating is not eating, as long as you don't go hungry! Who told me not to call you, it's like losing my soul all day long! Who the hell isn't that people miss you too much! How about discussing something, for the sake of me being on the phone in order to hear your voice, I am about to go on a hunger strike, can I give my brother a smile? ”
As a result, Li Chunyan came directly with a crying voice
"Get out of the way! You think I'm a joke! Send me your bank card number quickly! Or you'll regret it! ”
Wang Jinbao panicked instantly, and asked extremely puzzled
"Oops! Look at what you said, although I haven't seen you, but from your voice, I seem to see you laughing, you can fascinate the smile of a man within a radius of more than ten miles, how can this smile be measured by money! Since you're not in a beautiful mood today, don't laugh! But you're so dignified, what do you want me to do with my card number! The most critical problem is that I only have a student number, let alone a bank card without a bank card! It's okay not to be angry? ”
(End of chapter)