Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said with a smile

"That's a question! It's actually quite simple! Because Britney has a left cheek! Right cheek! Forehead! Jaws and this cute little cherry! Since you send spiritual food, there must be no shortage of places! Aren't you too little! Or my brother will make up for it immediately! ”

Li Chunyan instantly said with a flushed face of shame

"Nasty! Can you be any worse? Don't forget, promise people's things! ”

Wang Jinbao suddenly blossomed, thinking that it was not easy to disguise himself with the photo on his junior high school graduation certificate, how could he disarm and surrender so easily, but the highest level of coaxing the girl was to coax her to sleep, and then give her a series of dreams that could be easily realized, and lived dizzily in dreams all day long, and then sold himself like a fool, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Mission Guaranteed Completion! But when are you going to send me a solo photo? The flowers I've been waiting for are blooming! ”

Li Chunyan smiled wickedly

"I'm sorry! Don't divulge it! See how you do! If it's good, you'll get an unexpected surprise! If you dare to run the train with your mouth full of foolishness, then you will die worse than a donkey! No more with you! Miss Ben, I'm going to dinner! ”

Wang Jinbao was just about to say that he should eat more, but the little girl had already hung up the phone, then pursed her lips, drank the rest of the Coke in one go, came to the cashier's counter, and said with a bitter and bitter face

"Beauty! Look at how many oceans I have today! ”

The beautiful proprietress glanced at the computer monitor, her smiling eyes narrowed into a slit, and she said while tearing the lollipop in her hand

"Oops! You've refreshed again! Records in our phone booths, sixty-eight minutes! Twenty dollars and four cents in total! Ah! Little brother, you are the most talkative, it's just amazing! This will make your girlfriend's teeth, I'm afraid that you will be hurt by your bottomless love words, and you can't even bite off the tofu with sourness! What else to eat! Ay! I really envy your girlfriend for meeting such a boyfriend like you who knows cold and hot and has a special talker! ”

Wang Jinbao's mouth was bitter as if he hadn't rinsed his mouth after drinking Chinese medicine just now, and he was bitter even swallowing and spitting, thinking that he was twenty yuan, but his brother's food for two days! But now I haven't eaten the meal, I just got over the addiction, and then I took out twenty, and when I was ready to give a piece, I thought something was wrong! Since it's a public phone store, you can bargain, and then I asked a little puzzled

"Hey! Madame! There are too many things to buy in the supermarket, and they are all discounted, or to get a VIP card or something, how can they pay four cents! That's a bit out of place, isn't it? You said that I met an unreliable girlfriend, but I didn't expect even the boss lady to be so critical of me! Why is life so bitter! ”

As soon as the words fell, the proprietress handed the freshly peeled lollipop to Wang Jinbao and said happily

"That's a must! You are now our big customer here, and the discount is inevitable! Not only is four cents free for you today, but my sister will give you a word, life is a little bitter, eat a sweet sugar! ”

Wang Jinbao immediately stuffed it into his mouth and instigated, as if someone gave him a piece of chewing gum, saying that he would stick to himself all day long, completely forgetting that the phone bill he gave to others was more than enough to buy one or three rounds of lollipops, and said with a smile

"Thank you, sister! Then you get busy first! I'll go out on the street and play back!"

Unexpectedly, Wang Jinbao just turned around, and the boss said with a sly smile

"Wife, I've been a little hot in the past two days, and my mouth is a little bitter, can you peel me a lollipop too! Let my life be sweet! ”

As a result, the proprietress shook the freshly peeled lollipop in front of her husband, glared at it with extreme disdain, stuffed it into her mouth, and said while licking it gently

"What else do you want to do! Why are you so distressed! Give it back to you, too, peel one to make your life sweet! Let's not say that the lollipop is bought with money, the old lady lives with you all day long, and if she doesn't give you a cry, a fuss, and a hanging, you will accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and your life will be in heaven! It's on fire, isn't it? That's too little exercise! People are too lazy! Go sweep the floor, and then drag it two or three times to do more work, and the stinky sweat is gone! ”

The boss pursed his lips, drank a glass of still steaming water, and then said stupidly as he went to get the mop

"Hey! A man has no ability, and even his daughter-in-law looks down on him! It's a wreck to be alive! A lollipop, I'd rather give a little white face than give me a pillar of busyness! What a reason! But I wondered, did my wife give Xiao Wang the lollipop, it wasn't bought with money, could it be that someone else gave it for free! ”

The proprietress glared and said while deliberately licking the lollipop

"It's good to know that you don't have the ability! The water is still steaming, you are not afraid of burning your mouth, I am also afraid that you will be scalded into esophageal cancer, and you will have to go to the hospital when the time comes, what will you eat for this! What's left, what's going on! Why can't you see a doctor for an idiot! And how can you ask such a stupid question, don't say that the customer is God, if you can tell Xiao Wang, all day to his girlfriend, say a word to me, my lollipop, now immediately stuff it into your pig's mouth! But the answer is yes, you can't say a word, because you can't make a fart with ten sticks, let alone say sweet love words, so hurry up and do what you should do, don't affect your aunt's mood! ”

The boss let out a long sigh of anger

"My mouth is very bitter, I don't give sugar, can't I wash it with water! But then again, it's okay to burn to death! Esophageal cancer starves to death! It's better than being angry alive! The nest is a hundred times stronger than ten thousand times! ”

The proprietress stood up with a swish, her eyes glaring at the boss and yelling

"What a day! Why is there so much all day long! Believe it or not, the old lady will go out now, buy you a snakeskin bag of lollipops, and eat until you doubt your life! ”

Wang Jinbao thought that the boss and the proprietress would have domestic violence because of a lollipop, so he wanted to go over to persuade him, and by the way, he paid five cents, but he didn't expect the boss to suddenly smile evilly and say

"Wife, I didn't expect you to look angry than laughing! You taste it slowly, and I'll mop the floor for us! ”

The proprietress was a little crying and laughing

"Get out! There is no shape all day long! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at the boss, whose face was green like a leaf, glanced at the lollipop that he had licked in his hand, and wanted to send it over and stuff it into his mouth and say, Good brother didn't expect you to live in dire straits, but you can still see the living people all day long, and everything I have is only in a beautiful imagination, but I am afraid that the boss will punch me twice, beat myself into panda eyes, smile bitterly, and walk towards the school gate.

(End of chapter)