Chapter Seventy-One: African Team Building
As she spoke, she pointed to those things and said in a didactic tone, "See, just those two, red and green." Remember, if you give a gift to your girlfriend in the future, or give a gift to other friends of the opposite sex, you must not give this kind of color. Otherwise, your girlfriend will break up with you, and your best friend will break up with you. ”
After speaking, his hand pointed to other things, "And those, sanitary napkins, essential items for women." If you have a girlfriend in the future, or you are married and have a wife, remember that there are a few days a month when you have to be humble to her, care more about her, don't let her say anything uncomfortable with you, you just come and drink more hot water. If that's the case, your girlfriend will break up with you, and your wife will divorce you. ”
Zhang Wenyao squatted down to clean up these feminine products, while listening to Xu Yuyao talking to him in a childlike tone about what girls have in common, how to coax girls when they are angry, how to fall in love, and how to play romance.
Zhang Wenyao heard it with a black line on his face, did he really treat him as a child, teaching him gender knowledge and love methods?
Actually, Xu Yuyao really had this idea. After all, in her opinion, Zhang Wenyao has lived alone since he was a child, and some things should be taught by his parents, and no one must have said it to him.
Coupled with the fact that this stinky boy has been with those gangsters since he was a child, he may not have been influenced by many bad thoughts.
While he is only eighteen years old now, he has told him everything that should be said, and everything that should be said has been said, so as to prevent him from making mistakes in the future.
Zhang Wenyao listened to Mo Yan's babbling words, and accelerated the movements of his subordinates, he really didn't want to listen to a single person teach him the so-called thirty-six styles of the sister!
I have to say that the words Xu Yuyao said are absolutely wonderful when used to supervise the work. As she was talking, Zhang Wenyao had already picked up a large bag of things and stuffed them into her arms.
"It's all packed, you can do whatever you like, I'll go back to the room first." After speaking, without waiting for Xu Yuyao to respond, he ran back to his room as if he was fleeing.
Xu Yuyao looked at Zhang Wenyao's back in a hurry and decided that next time she must find an opportunity to tell him all the methods of the male protagonist chasing his girlfriend in the romance novels he read and wrote, so as to avoid him becoming a single dog in the future. As the author's mother, Xu Yuyao feels that she is really responsible.
But what she ignored was that Zhang Wenyao, who was still a little kid in her eyes, didn't look like a little kid.
Xu Yuyao was thinking about how to find another opportunity to tell Zhang Wenyao about that knowledge, and at the same time opened the door with the pile of things and went to the other side.
Coincidentally, as soon as Xu Yuyao opened the door of her house, she saw that Lin Yuanzhou had also arrived home and was about to open the door.
Xu Yuyao mustered up the courage in her heart, and smashed those things at Lin Yuanzhou, "You can keep these bullshit things for me!" ”
After speaking, she didn't look at the reaction of Lin Yuanzhou, who was standing opposite her, and slammed the door of the classroom with a "bang".
Lin Yuanzhou's eyes were quick, and when the big unknown object smashed at him, he was caught in his hand before he landed. Looking at the large number of colorful things in his hand that he didn't know what they were, President Lin stood at the door of his house in astonishment, and didn't react for a long time.
When he knew what had just happened, the anger in his heart rushed to the top of his head, and he barely swallowed the anger in his heart and opened the door and went home.
After arriving home, Lin Yuanzhou opened the bag, and after seeing the contents inside, a suspicious flush actually climbed on the face of Jun who had been frozen for ten thousand years.
At this time, he also remembered what Yu Yu said just now when Xu Yuyao smashed this pile of things at himself: "Give me bullshit things, keep them for yourself." Lin Yuanzhou's quick reaction brain immediately caught the words "send me, myself".
He was a little strange, when did he give Mo Yan these things? Suddenly, he remembered the previous time, the time when he talked too much in the company and scolded Mo Yan?
If he remembered correctly, he later asked Jiang Zhi to go to the mall to buy some things to express his apologies. It seems that this pile of things is probably what he bought.
found the culprit, Lin Yuanzhou knew what to do, it seems that Jiang Zhi's life is too comfortable, and he has to find some difficult work for him to challenge.
Jiang Zhi, who was playing a game at home, suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing behind his back, and then he sneezed.
He turned his head to look and found that the window of the study was not closed, and after standing up and closing the window, he continued to sit in front of the computer and play games happily.
The next day, Jiang Zhi, who was blown a cold, arrived at the company top-heavy. As soon as I sat down at my desk, the office phone on the desk rang, it was the boss's internal phone, "Come to my office." ”
Jiang Zhi listened, thinking that the boss had something to arrange for him, so he blew his nose with toilet paper and stood up. Who knows, as soon as he entered the office, he received a bad news.
"The preliminary work of the team sent by the company to Africa to develop the market has been almost done, and the branch is generally ready.
Lin Yuanzhou sat behind the desk without raising his head, and calmly announced the bad news to Jiang Zhi.
Jiang Zhi, who was standing there, couldn't hear that this was the boss's revenge on him, he was just, a little difficult to accept, he really wanted to go to Africa for team building!
Jiang Zhi, who couldn't believe the news, swallowed his saliva with some difficulty, and confirmed: "That, boss, are you sure I want to go to Africa?" So what will I do with all this work after I'm gone? ”
After listening to Jiang Zhi's question, Lin Yuanzhou replied directly without raising his head: "There are so many people in the entire secretariat, as well as assistants, just distribute them to them, by the way, if you go to Africa, the company will give you subsidies and rewards in accordance with the regulations." ”
"No......" Jiang Zhi wanted to struggle a little more, but Lin Yuanzhou suddenly raised his head, looked at him impatiently and said, "Is there any more problem?" ”
Looking at the cold face of his boss, Jiang Zhi swallowed back what he still wanted to say, and said in a joking tone: "No, I'm just asking, will I meet cannibals when I go to Africa for team building, hahaha......"
Listening to Jiang Zhi's inexplicable question, Lin Yuanzhou said in a somewhat impatient tone: "What cannibals? The branch is located in the city, not in the deep mountains and old forests. ”
Under the boss's extremely coercive gaze, Jiang Zhi's embarrassed laughter also slowly lowered his voice.