Chapter 217: Gu Lingyun's wife?
Wang Ming stepped on the time when Xiao Zhenghong went out and ran over. Pen God Pavilion
"Gu Lingyun, let's go, brother invites you to breakfast, and you should return your two packs of instant noodles." Wang Ming patted Gu Lingyun's bed and said.
"You're thinking beautifully. That's my two meals, do you want to send me away with one more? Gu Lingyun snorted coldly.
"Your two packets of instant noodles add up to a bowl of tofu brain and a steamed bun, so do you still earn it?" Wang Ming's head is full of black lines.
Wasn't this kid a huge greedy or profiteer in history in his previous life? With his current performance, if he saw Gu Lingyun lending usury in a few years, Wang Ming would probably not be surprised.
Gu Lingyun didn't know Wang Ming's thoughts, he was still thinking about how to bleed Wang Ming.
The brothers still settle accounts, let alone with the old king next door?
"If you like to eat or not, there will be no such shop after this village." Wang Ming didn't want to talk to him anymore.
"Eat, of course." Gu Lingyun got up directly from the bed, quickly changed his clothes and went to wash.
"It is said that there is no free lunch in the world, but there is a free breakfast." Gu Lingyun muttered indistinctly while brushing his teeth.
As soon as the two walked out of the school gate, a girl suddenly ran up to them and shouted timidly: "Husband."
"Are you calling me or him?" Wang Ming was drinking water, and after hearing this, a mouthful of water squirted out directly. It seems to be vaguely seeing a rainbow.
"Husband." The girl put her arm around Gu Lingyun, "Don't you remember me?" โ
Wang Ming looked at Gu Lingyun dumbfounded, "What a beast, it turns out that you are the one who hides the deepest." โ
"No, I don't know her." Gu Lingyun couldn't cry or laugh.
"You really don't remember me, do you?" The girl said with some grievances.
"Did I ever have amnesia? In fact, I was the man who made the world feared back then? Gu Lingyun muttered quietly.
"What's going on with the setting of such a secondary two? You're thinking too much, aren't you? Wang Ming rolled his eyes.
"I'm naughty, your wife." The girl said, "You really don't remember?" I've had so hard looking for you. โ
Wang Ming felt that this morning, his three views were about to be subverted. thought that he and Gu Lingyun were loyal members of the Single Dog Alliance, but when he turned around, Gu Lingyun got the certificate, how could he play happily with Gu Lingyun?
"Naughty Treasure?" Gu Lingyun fell into deep thought, "I remembered, I used to play an ancient game, and there were some tasks in it that I had to get a partner to do, and then I found one." But didn't you say you're a man? โ
"It's not like a girl would use it." Wang Ming added.
"Can't I be transgender?" Naughty Treasure laughed.
"Okay, that's great." The corners of Gu Lingyun and Wang Ming's mouths twitched.
"Just kidding, I'm actually a girl, I lied to you before." Naughty Treasure said.
Gu Lingyun pointed at the girl and asked, "Who told you to come here?" โ
"Love instigated me to inquire into this place; He made the idea for me, and I lent him eyes. I don't know how to steer a boat, but if you're on the far seashore, I'll brave the storm to find your treasure. The girl laughed.
"What are you here for?" Gu Lingyun asked again.
"I want to make the relationships in the game a reality as well. So I'm here to meet you. Sure enough, it didn't disappoint me, let's get the certificate and go. Naughty Treasure said, "If I come to this world only to be with you once, just for that moment in billions of light years, all the sweetness and sorrow there, then let everything that should happen appear in an instant, I bow my head and thank all." I prayed so much to God, but I didn't expect to find you. โ
Gu Lingyun cast a look at Wang Ming for help, and Wang Ming gave him an encouraging look back, as if to say brother, don't be afraid, listen to her.
Made, I know that Lao Wang is unreliable. Gu Lingyun scolded in his heart.
"You wait a minute, I'll talk to him about something." Gu Lingyun's eyes rolled, and he pointed at Wang Ming and said.
"Huh?" Wang Ming was stunned, "I don't have anything to tell you." โ
Gu Lingyun pulled Wang Ming aside without saying anything, "Old Wang, won't you help me?" โ
"When you see the shore, you drown, and you die twice as miserable; If you have food in front of you and you are hungry, you will be ten times more hungry and anxious; Seeing the plaster that was used to compress the wound, the wound was even more painful; It comforts the things that are sorrowful, and raises sorrow to its apex. Wang Ming said, "If you see the hope of getting the certificate, but you miss it, it will be even sadder." โ
"Your uncle, can you speak human words?" Gu Lingyun slapped him on the back.
"Time pierces the gorgeous delicacy of youth. will engrave parallel lines on the forehead of the beauty; will eat rare treasures, natural beauty, nothing can escape his sweeping scythe. So, while you're still a little fresh meat, let's go, if you become an old bacon, no one will want it. Wang Ming put his hand on his shoulder.
"Hmph, worldly opinion." Gu Lingyun said, "Your theory is not convincing. Look, now someone wants to get a certificate from me, and you ยทยทยทยทยทยท"
"You should sink into the lake, if you sink for a week to ten days, it will rot, and the volume of qi will exist in the body, expand into a balloon, and then float up, I will see who will want you." Wang Ming rolled his eyes.
"Lao Wang, let's discuss what to do now." Gu Lingyun smiled bitterly.
"Girls often say, 'None of the men are good.'" So when a girl says to you, 'You're a good person,' you're basically dead, because you've officially quit being a man in her mind's mind, and you've lost the possibility of further development. You're only a good person when a girl says to you, "'This dead ghost.'" Since they didn't give you a good person card, you just left it. Wang Ming said earnestly.
"Damn, I'm asking you to find a way to solve the current problem. It's not for you to sell me. Gu Lingyun was stunned, "Are you still a person?" โ
"You're not worth much anyway, and now someone has taken a fancy to you and wants to recycle it. I have to agree. Wang Ming shrugged.
"It's also recycled, I'm just a, isn't it?" Gu Lingyun said angrily.
"It's hard to say that there is such a thing as online dating. People don't sell you tea or anything, and you have no money to cheat, at most you will be deceived. Wang Ming said, "No matter how you count, you won't suffer." โ
"Hey, don't make me look like I've lost my footing." Gu Lingyun complained, "I'm not such a casual person. โ
"You're not human." Wang Ming continued.
"Anyway, I'm really committed to my esports career." Gu Lingyun pursed his lips.
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