Chapter 218: No Money to Fall in Love
"Love is not an adventure, but when we have love in such an adventure, we are already destined to separate. Reading is not suitable for people who go to the end, and from the beginning they are born for each other. I believe this, and believe in the predestined encounter and separation. People who have a heart will remember each other no matter how far away; Heartless people are close at hand but far away from the world. ”
And Gu Lingyun is a heartless person. Not to mention that the girl standing in front of him is just a girl who meets for the first time, even if a childhood sweetheart comes, he won't have the slightest heartbeat, although he doesn't have a childhood sweetheart.
In a sense, Gu Lingyun can also be called hard-hearted. If you want to impress him, you can't do it unless you have the money to do it.
"Finding a girlfriend is like taking a taxi. First, unlike buses, which will automatically come to you just by waiting, and you need to wave to it before stopping; Second, if you come across an empty car, you're lucky, but often there are already people in the car; Thirdly, there is a price to pay for the distance traveled. Wang Ming said, "And now, a supercar with a speed of 200 stops in front of you, and you still don't get into the car?" What do you want? Wait for the supersonic plane to stop in front of you? ”
"Get out, I know you can't be trusted." Gu Lingyun pushed Wang Ming away.
He walked up to Naughty Treasure with heavy steps.
"Youth is a book that can't be closed when it's opened; Life is a road that you can't turn back when you set foot on it; Love is a bet that can't be recovered. Take out the whining out to bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be deficient in calcium. If you want to lose, you will lose to the pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness! Gu Lingyun said earnestly, "But you and I will not be happy." ”
"You're not me, how do you know I'm not going to be happy?" Naughty Treasure pouted.
Is there going to be a debate about "children are not fish, but they know the joy of fish"? Gu Lingyun had a headache.
"Without comparison, there is no strength; Without appreciation, the crow's song is the same as that of a lark. If the nightingale sings in the noise during the day, no one thinks it is more beautiful than a wren. How many things can be achieved because of a favorable environment. And I met you at the most opportune time, and I can't look down on anyone else. Naughty Treasure said.
Is this Shakespeare's brainless fan? Wang Ming complained in his heart.
"What do you like about me, can't I change it? I'll delete the number, or send the number to you, anyway, I won't play anymore. Gu Lingyun was about to cry.
"Do you hate me that much?" Naughty Bao looked at Gu Lingyun with tears in his eyes.
"No, I don't hate you, I just ······" Before Gu Lingyun finished speaking, Naughty Bao said, "Since you don't hate me, why don't you fall in love with me?" ”
Hey, hey, what kind of divine logic are you? I don't hate you, I have to fall in love with you? Then I don't hate Lao Wang, don't I······ The picture was so beautiful that Gu Lingyun didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"All the endings have been written, all the tears have been set off, but suddenly I have forgotten what kind of beginning it was. On that old, non-returnable summer day, no matter how much I tried, the young you only passed by like a cloud. And your smiling face, very light and light, gradually disappears into the group of Lan after sunset. Then he turned the yellowed title page, and fate bound it very poorly. With tears in my eyes, I read and re-read, but I had to admit that youth was a book that was too hasty. Wang Ming looked at Gu Lingyun's helpless appearance and sighed, "Young, it's the sun at seven o'clock in the morning······
"Who, did you eat breakfast? I'm going to have breakfast now. Why don't we finish eating? Gu Lingyun said.
"Then I'll go with you." Naughty Bao hugged Gu Lingyun's arm and refused to let go.
"Lao Wang, let's go." Gu Lingyun greeted Wang Ming. He doesn't want to be alone with Naughty Treasure, it's too dangerous, he's just a weak man. What's more, Wang Ming still needs to pay.
When he arrived at the breakfast shop, Gu Lingyun took Wang Ming to hide in the bathroom with the name of the bathroom.
"You're going to figure it out." Gu Lingyun was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.
"If you become a lion, the fox will come and deceive you, and if you become a lamb, the fox will come and eat you; If you become a fox, the lion will be suspicious of you if a liar denounces you. If you become a liar, your stupidity will make you suffer, and you will not be a jackal's breakfast. Wang Ming read a line.
"What do you mean?" Gu Lingyun didn't know what to do.
"No, I'm just talking nonsense." Wang Ming shrugged his shoulders and stretched out three fingers, "I have three tricks." ”
"That's not going to be a long time to say." Gu Lingyun's eyes lit up.
"First, from her." Wang Ming pressed down a finger.
"Second, listen to her." Wang Ming pressed down another finger.
"Third, lie down and let her deal with it." Wang Ming pressed down the last finger.
"Doesn't that mean what he meows?" Gu Lingyun grabbed Wang Ming's shoulder and shook it constantly, "Can you be reliable?" ”
"Why don't I give you a BG and let her know what you want?" Wang Ming proposed.
"Dead horses should be live horse doctors. Come to a sad one, tactfully refuse. Gu Lingyun sighed.
He really can't handle this kind of girl. The enthusiasm is overblown. It's not to scold yourself, and it's not to be cold-eyed.
"Why do I have to get higher in EQ? I'd rather be the same as before. Gu Lingyun grabbed his hair and said a little dejectedly.
"If you think about it, you haven't improved much. If it used to be 10 percent of a normal person, now it's 25 percent. Wang Ming said, "This is also thanks to my wise guidance." ”
"You're going farther and farther down the road of shamelessness." Gu Lingyun complained slightly.
After returning to his position, Wang Ming took out his mobile phone, made an ok gesture to Gu Lingyun, and then played a song.
“······· Don't let love fall asleep, don't let singleness become cruel, don't let him go away, and regret it again. Don't let loneliness get your way, don't let your feelings be fateless······"
I shouldn't have believed you, this kid is very bad. Gu Lingyun's face froze, and he forgot what he had just remembered.
He glanced at Wang Ming viciously, but Wang Ming put on a look of "don't thank me, call me a red scarf".
"Is that what you mean?" A blush appeared on Naughty Treasure's fair face.
Girl, you're mistaken, this is what Lao Wang meant, not me. Gu Lingyun wailed in his heart.
"Actually······ Actually, I'm poor and don't have the money to fall in love, so I'm ······" Gu Lingyun said, "You see, he even invited me for breakfast. You can only eat instant noodles for three meals. ”
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